(Combining Conservapedia and Civilipedia)
Game Concepts
Victory Conditions - you can win the game by
a. 75% of your citizens being raptured
b. Surviving until the return of Christ, and recognizing Him
c. Snuffing out all immoral civilizations who have abandoned God and engage in idolatry
d. Eliminating all atheists from the face of the earth (also called "Diplomatic Victory")
e. Building Project Zion so that Israel may fulfill New Testament prophecy
Special People
Jesus H. Christ: gives instant game victory.
Paul the Apostle: provides people with hope and faith
John the Beloved: makes liberalism possible (can be dangerous - stay alert!)
Pontius Pilate: absolves Jews of guilt, and provides them with 33% bigotry defense
Rush Limbaugh: gives one forgiveness point for each drug abuser in city where built
Judas Iscariot: if hanged, increases happiness by 50%
Pope Whoever: decreases happiness by 50%; gives boys lifetime nightmares
Barrack Obama: the Antichrist, gives instant game loss
Social Policies
Protestant: ensures rapture of 70% of citizens, plus gives 8 extra morality points per turn
Catholic: provides avenues for great achievements in art and literature, but prevents all citizens from being raptured.
Judaism: effectiveness of religious buildings reduced by 25% unless converted to Christianity
Mormon: reduces effectiveness of workers by 50% except for those who run as conservatives for political office
Jehovah's Witness: angers citizenry; decreases defensive bonus for military units by 50%
Atheist: makes scientists useless, citizens immoral, and government ruthless
Islam: makes every citizen a hell-bound terrorist and gives each military unit a 50% attack bonus
Improvements
Tent Revival: building a tent revival on a square will increase its morality output
Christian Community: +1 happiness, +2 morality
Homeless Shelter: increases happiness significantly, as riff-raff is swept under the rug
Christian Radio Station: increases worker output by 25%
Great Wonders
Fox News: doubles ignorance, thereby doubling bliss in every city
Ten Commandments: makes courthouse send twice as many atheists to jail
The Great Temple: built in Jerusalem per New Testament prophecy, allows rapture to take place.
Terrain
Godless unknown: covered in dark clouds, send only your strongest prophets and most loudmouth televangelists into these regions
Eden: +2 food, +2 innocence until fall from grace, after which +2 food, -2 innocence
Missionary Trail: +1 food, +1 conversion
Ghetto: +1 food if poll tax is paid, -1 family value
Hellhole: 0 food, -2 morality - avoid settling near hellholes
Afghanistan: 0 food, 0 resources - impassable
Things to Watch out for
There are no natural disasters in Civ MCMDLVIII, but there are things to keep vigilant about, so that they don't develop in your civilization. These are called "God's curses", and you can avoid them by going to church.
Homosexuality: 50% reduction in growth rate, 50% increase in disease and immorality, 50% loss of hope if they recruit your children
False Prophets: these are liberals who masquerade as conservatives, -1 food, -1 innocence
MSNBC: especially in prime time and evening hours - for each exposure to Keith Olbermann or Rachel Maddow, you will lose one ignorance point (and therefore one bliss point)
2K Elizabeth: if her mood is good, +1 happiness in each city; but if her mood is sour, +20 points on your permanent record to expire at her whim - you will do well to sacrifice fine chocolates and good red wines to her every few turns
Originally Posted by QuantumTarantino
