If you got something bad to say about Chuck, post it here.
If you got something bad to say about Chuck, post it here.
Ovverrated cowboy fool!
Oh goodness, thie will cause some arguments... lol
You fools, this is... a trap.
Chuck has backtraced you, but hasn't sent anything to the cyberpolice, because He will hunt you.
Run. Run, and pray...
Blasphemy! Sacrilege! Evil! Lies! Trash! Just general untruthfullness!
Chuck Norris fought Mr. T, Rambo, Tupac, Bruce Lee, and the pink and yellow Power Rangers and lost, then vowed never to return to the nursing home on Halloween again.
Chuck Norris taught caterpillars how to turn into butterflies.
Chuck Norris never learned to swim because his family's gene pool was too small.
Chuck Norris once attempted round house kicking Jet Li. His leg broke when it connected with the television, then he fell and broke his hip.
Chuck Norris tried to touch MC Hammer, but got burned.
Chuck Norris' brain cells cure cancer... too bad he doesn't have a brain.
Chuck Norris almost turned down the offer to make a cameo in the movie "Dodgeball" on the grounds that he doesn't like to dodge balls—he prefers to have them resting on his chin.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. During his stay he was arrested while attempting to have sexual intercourse with an island.
Chuck Norris called "all-time crush" on Leif Garrett.
Rice cakes go straight to Chuck Norris' thighs.
Chuck Norris claims he is "Ms. New Booty."
If you bother Chuck Norris during Grey's Anatomy he'll, like, totally be pissed at you for weeks.
Chuck Norris and the Total Gym sold out for the same reason: they're both CHEAP.
Chuck Norris loves to strike up meaningless conversations with single mothers long enough to finish his Virginia Slim cigarette, put it out in the child's eye, and run away.
It was reported that Chuck Norris had given millions of dollars to AIDS research. After a thorough investigation, the reports were found to be false because Chuck had actually said, "I've given millions AIDS."
Chuck Norris was fired and arrested from his job at a Dallas Texas school after a video showed him smelling the football players jock straps. He was taken into custody oddly enough by a real Texas Ranger named Walker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdaxMGmpN0g
You have been warned.
Chuck Norris is such a BAMF, that anybody that says negative things about him dies.
I have said nothing but negative things about him and I am still standing, so I guess who isn't all powerful, is he?Originally Posted by X1 BLACKOUT 1X
What's that? Was your account just deleted? A message straight from the almighty Chuck Norris himself just popped up on my screen with a roundhouse kick. It also says, "Any more replies/posts/ or personal messages from this so called "chooser of the impossible" are all from elementdelta, or McFrenzy now. For I, "Chuck Norris" have given both of them his account name and password. Also, I have burned his house down. Just because I thought about it.
I don't know if Chuck wanted me to add in that last part there, but I figured I should let the community know why "impossible" won't be on for a long time...
Yeah, my house is nice and safe, hell I live down the road from a fire station, ain't burning down any time soon.
Chuck Norris = noob.
/Thread
You'll pay if you don't repent. Don't piss Chuck off
Thank you.
PS.Justin Beiber's father is Chuck Norris' mentor.
His voice isn't intimidating at all.
Oh ☺☺☺☺... SPARE ME CHUCK! PLEEEEEASE!
Dang it Frenzy, we all know it's you. Chuck Norris said so. Of course "Your House" is nice and safe, but "impossibles house" burned down. Sorry, you just simply can't convince me that impossible is still alive somewhere.
Alright, the jig is up. I'm not much for chuck norris, but I knew a couple jokes so I suppported him for a bit there. Then I realized I had said those same jokes back in grade 7. Sooooo, I'm done.
C-Chuck?...C-Chuck...N-Norris?...
W-Why are you here?...
W-Wait...What are you doing?...
NO! PLEASE! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfdcYKd2RE
Carlos Ray Norris doesn't scare me!!
*Roundhoused kicked into Oblivion*
Care to explain to me who this 'Frenzy' is?
Frenzy is some guy that many people hate somewhere. Don't know where or why.
I'm guessing you don;t play on x-box, so never mind....
I have BioShock 2 on 360, how is that suppose to make me know who this 'Frenzy' guy is?
R. Lee Ermey is the only person more amazing than Chuck Norris.
Does that count as an anti fact?
Yes, it does. Sorta.
I think what you meant to say is that the only person WORSE then Chuck Norris is Justin Beiber.
I guess he was select to a group of people. My apologies, I'm sure any other forumer is more than willing to give a mini biography on him. But I don't care. It was supposed to be a one-liner joke that turned out confusing. So just forget it.
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote