when your playing Arkham Asylum,you start looking for a bathysphere.
when your playing Arkham Asylum,you start looking for a bathysphere.
...when no one trusts you with a pipe wrench anymore.
...when you regularly quote lines besides "would you kindly."
(i.e. "This vending machine won't give me my candy bar. Show me your broken face, you metal piece of s***!"; "Of course I've gotten the Brass Balls Achievement. I could never stomach doubters....")
...when you work a general labor job and have dreams about how Telekinesis would make it much easier.
...when you wonder how Jesse Eisenberg hacked so many computers in The Social Network without once playing Pipe Dream or completing several Quick Time Events.
...when you see a man named Jack miraculously survive a plane crash and get stranded in a mysterious and dangerous location in the series premiere of Lost and half-expect to see Big Daddies stomping around.
...when people decry the color palette in Batman & Robin and you show them Bioshock as an example of how it can be done well.
...when you stand in puddles, hoping that it will make you healthier.
...when you fake your own death, buy your rival's unborn illegitimate child, mess with their genes to make them age 9 times faster, brainwash them to automatically respond to a certain phrase, give them false memories, and send them away with instructions to hijack a plane at a specific global location in two years so they can assassinate their father.
...when you've noticed how much the BioShock games want to be Half-Life 2 (and you don't care because BioShock and Half-Life 2 are both awesome).
...you find yourself reading this thread trying to come up with something clever.
...you play too much BioShock. Duh. Sillehs.
How...How have I never noticed this...?Originally Posted by Eesgooshee
When places that you've known your life start to remind you of Bioshock...not the other way around.
When you...uh...think you are Augustus Sinclair on a daily basis?
When you start finding BioShock to be boring.
Blasphemy!
*Burns*
WHAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! How could you say such a thing...
Anyway, when you try to swim to Rapture, only to realize that you're an idiot and you're drowning.
Wow. I DO play too much BioShock. I mean, this is something I do on an everyday basis.
You expect a tonic or new ability at your yearly physical or check-up.
And when there is one,you go to pick it up,and turn around,BAM-DOCTOR-IN-YO-FACE-REFLEX-KILL!!!
Yeah... same here. I know I'll get back into it, eventually. I know you guys are going to hate me for this, but I honestly would have preferred to have received more Red Dead Redemption stuff rather than the BioShock stuff for Christmas.
(But, BioShock is still awesome.)
when you hate this guy for saying that.
Whenever you see a little girl you have the urge to harvest her.
When you think about one day having a daughter just so you can dress her up like a little sister, make a Big Daddy costume, and take her to conventions. >.> Or, when I get my weekly injection, I imagine it's Eve, and I attempt to shoot fire from my hands afterwards, then am sorely dissappointed when there is a lack of fire. What good is being able to walk when I can't shoot fire or bees from my arm? D:<
When you start wondering why everythings civilized all of a sudden and non-apocalyptic.
...When the power goes out you try to shoot lightning out of your hand to turn it back on.
...When you have a 5 year old you try to put her in a hole in the wall.
...When you cannot be trusted with a power drill.
You know you've played too much Bioshock when every time you read the name Jack Ryan in The Hunt for Red October, you think of Big Daddies and Little Sisters.
When your day surgeon starts scheduling your carpal tunnel surgery.
When you join the guerilla's in south America and ask where Atlas is!
When your playing the game "Dress up the Big Daddy" on internet!
When you dream of living in an underwater paradise called rapture.
im pretty sure im not the only one
If Rapture existed I would stay away big timeXDWhen you dream of living in an underwater paradise called rapture.
im pretty sure im not the only one
When you realize that Columbia IS possible (seriously,do have any idea how much blimps can carry?!)
When you're walking around in real life... you crash.
When you beat the ruler of an underwater utopia which has fallen from grace with a golf club as a result of having your mind controlled, caused by the uttering of a certain particular phrase, and then being hit with the profound revelation that the man you suppose to have been aiding you is really your enemy, who then seizes control of the entire community of deranged psychopaths.
...When you start questioning the qualities of restaurant tenderloin, moaning about stew in a can, and screaming at people, claiming they touched you despite them being 10 meters away from you.
when you start screaming at locked doors for no reason dress up as a doctor call imaginary nurses to your side to restrain people and then start shouting "There's semen on everything! Everything!"
Once I seen this thread I thought the joke I made on a previous post would fit perfectly..
You know you've played too much Bioshock when you attack your washing machine with a nail gun
.....Or maybe, just maybe that's when you haven't played ENOUGH...
When you're afraid to open the windows because you'll let water in
When you see someone walking along with there daughter and think that you need to kill them take there daughter and shove her in the hole in the wall
When your scared of everyone with a present on the plane
When you run around taking pictures of people you don't know (including little girls)
...When you start throwing things at bystanders just so you can get an A rank on your "research" camera.
...When you're about to perform plastic surgery, you start screaming: "HE'S UGLY! UGLY!" as soon as you see the patient.
...When you develop a split personality disorder, believing you're an Irish revolutionary on one side, and on the other, a scheming, balding gangster with a Bronx accent.
...When you see a girl and have the urge to rescue her, exclaiming (in a German accent): "Save the little ones!".
...When there's a leak in your ceiling you have a heart attack.
...When you see someone acting suspiciously or doing something you don't like, you shout: "FIRED, FIRED, FIRED!!".
...When you look at the doctor's needle and scream with joy, hoping it's a Plasmid.
...When you lock your door and threaten to "sic" your turrets on everyone.
When you refuse to fly on planes over the Atlantic.
When each time you see a wrench like the one in the game,you pick it up and start tapping it back and forth like Jack.
When someone dosen't like your art you start shouting "You don't like it, do you? I don't need to be judged by you ... by anyone! Screw you! Screw all you ☺☺☺☺ing doubters!" and send your minions after them.
When you start creating "quadtychs" of dead people in your art class
Whenever you hear someone say "would you kindly", you freak out.
Hehe! Whenever someone says "would you kindly" when asking a favour, you DO IT.
When you put juice into glass vials, attach it to a syringe, and inject it, then act like you can shoot lightning out of your hands.
When your fireplace is unlit, and you try to ignite it by clicking your fingers.
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