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    You know you played too much Bioshock when...

    Each time I get a shot I expect three things to come outta mah arm:Fire,electricity,and....BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

    Also,when playing each of the games,I feel like...how do I describe this...my vision merges with Jacks/Subject Deltas.

    Anyone else have any fun like this?

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    You know you've played too much Bioshock when... you believe 2k's lies and expect a patch to be released and you log onto 2k forums every day to find that essentially no new stuff has been added/talked about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by O. O. Lutwidge View Post
    You know you've played too much Bioshock when... you believe 2k's lies and expect a patch to be released and you log onto 2k forums every day to find that essentially no new stuff has been added/talked about.
    This. 100%.

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    ... you villainize loadouts.

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    You know you've played too much Bioshock when you start spending your time trying to figure out how to get paid to play so that you can quit your job and play it all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dewder74 View Post
    You know you've played too much Bioshock when you start spending your time trying to figure out how to get paid to play so that you can quit your job and play it all the time.
    you do that too?! phew, i thought it was just me.

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    You know you've played too much Bioshock when you're driving along and telekinesis comes to mind when you see a truck up ahead that's carrying those explosive cylinders.

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    You know you've played too much Bioshock when whenever you see a corpse on the street, you start using a syringe to collect their blood and then drink it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brass Balls View Post
    You know you've played too much Bioshock when whenever you see a corpse on the street, you start using a syringe to collect their blood and then drink it.
    ...Wow, thats...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brass Balls View Post
    You know you've played too much Bioshock when whenever you see a corpse on the street, you start using a syringe to collect their blood and then drink it.
    happens to me all the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brass Balls View Post
    You know you've played too much Bioshock when whenever you see a corpse on the street, you start using a syringe to collect their blood and then drink it.

    Quote Originally Posted by blake2t2 View Post
    you do that too?! phew, i thought it was just me.

    10 CHARACTERS

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadDamnKitty View Post
    10 CHARACTERS
    Very interesting post.

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    When you spread your arms with honey and wait until the Bee's come, Ta-da Insect Swarm.

    (Don't try this at home kids.)

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    When you inject oil in your left arm and use a match to create "Incinerate!"

    I will never repeat that mistake again.

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    When you make a thread titled

    "You know you've played to much Bioshock when..."

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    when your walking in stores looking at eggplants and think i've killed someone with one of those before and do the silly TK motion over it

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    Quote Originally Posted by mwkcope View Post
    Very interesting post.

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    When you look at random small children and imagine them as Little Sisters...

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    when you have played BS2MP for over 100 hours

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gin Ichimaru View Post
    when you have played BS2MP for over 100 hours
    Cola has over 900 O.o

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    You know you've played too much bioshock when you get completely fed up of the lack of tech support (in all sense of the words)

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    When you use "Would You Kindly?" to tell someone to do something.

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    When you kidnap a small child, ferret her away to a nearby vent and try to stuff her inside. That ended up being one hell of a restraining order.

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    when you flunk school to play bioshock(acturly this might be the most comon)

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    You know you've played too much BioShock when you get in a fight with someone, and you snap your fingers, expecting them to burst into flames.

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    when you start looking on every side of a vending machine trying to find pipes filled with blue jelly

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    when u poke ur friends and say with a little sister voice "Mr. bubbles i see an angel..." :P i did that a couple of times and its always funny...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mwkcope View Post
    When you use "Would You Kindly?" to tell someone to do something.
    The funny thing is most of the time they will do it.

    When you dress up as a splicer for Halloween.

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    You know you've played too much BioShock when you spend over $300 on little knick-knacks that are BioShock-themed.

    (It's probably already been said before. :/)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jub8Jub View Post
    The funny thing is most of the time they will do it.
    True.Very true.

    When watching Shutter Island,you expect Leonardo Dicaprio to pull out Electro Bolt.xD

    There's just something in that movie that gives me a Bioshock vibe...I have no idea what it is.

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    When you lumber round the house making Big Daddy noises.

    When you go to the fridge and see 'Fridge (F)' Use in your mind's eye.

    When you right click something and wonder what happened to all your Eve when all that happens is you get a context menu pop up.

    When there's a little girl walking happily next to you because she won't leave you alone even though you're just going to get a coffee, and you can't help noticing the parallels.

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    When you make an account of this forum XD

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    When you dream of glowing Big Daddy suits ...

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    when you start imagining living under the sea

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    When objects start having a golden glow to them. (Yes, that has actually happened to me)

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    ...when you mistake force lightning and jedi mind trick in TFU II for electro bolt and enrage.

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    When you catch yourself thinking of possible ways to make an actual underwater city work (How much It'll cost, what amount of air you'd need to keep alive a certain amount of people and who would you take with you).

    When you visit your boyfriend's grandma and ask her to make you a little sister dress... (I actually did that last week )

    When you start to think in Atlas's voice.

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    When you start to wonder what it would be like if your skin was grafted to a diving suit. (I mean really, wouldn't that hurt?)

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    ... you try to harvest your little sister.

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    Heh, this happened to me today.

    You sit down at a cafe and you're halfway through planning out where you would lay down your trap rivets even before you know you're doing it.

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