When your little sister starts to sound faintly like a little sister.
When your little sister starts to sound faintly like a little sister.
When you play auto-diaries and start talking exactly (tone, accent and timing) like the characters speaking.
When you scream and run whenever you see a diver suit
And they take off the helmet and say that they're a damn Master Diver.Originally Posted by BloodnGlory
When you lose the privilege of visiting an aquarium.
*walks off, whistling*
When you Stomp around like a Big Daddy in Public.
When someone you're meeting up with after not speaking/seeing 'em for two years and they still ask if you're all hooked on BS2MP. Happened several times.. and that's the thing they remember most about you. (plus kawaii~ness~~)
When your siblings say "You're FINALLY going to play another game??" ...
When you can't imagine going several days without it.. or can't get bored of it.
:3
(although, i have once, but that was very short lived; less than a few hours..)
When you're still here despite the fact you havent gotten used to the emo-ness layout of the forums that was updated long ago.
[@ the person that said i & others would get used to it; NO. I've yet to do so and it STILL does look emo]
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ
You know you have played to much bioshock when you see people's curved health bar around there heads and hear that big daddy scream in your head when you stub your toe.....
Last edited by japester; 06-02-2012 at 04:51 AM.
When you keep wanting/expecting to be able to use eb/tk in other mp's....
-.-" lol
When you hear the Max Payne theme and think of Bioshock.
When ur drunk and still and up at the bioshock forums.
When you see a lighthouse at night time, and it makes you want to jump in your Big daddy suit.
When you play a game that has Mana and you refer to it as "Eve" by mistake.
(This thread is incorrect, you can never play too much Bioschock)
When you're on a thread titled "You know you've played too much Bioshock when..." right before some of the most important exams in your life.
When you refer to your favorite snacks as whatever they were called in Rapture (Sea salt potato chips=Salty's, Chocolate/Granola bars=Pep Bars, Cola=Hop-Up soda, etc).
iv been working on this theory for 3 years
When one might say that there is no such thing as 'playing too much Bioshock'....
Or saying if I keep killing spawned splicers like this (and snagging their stuff/cash) , you could actually live here in this level indefinitely....
When you ask a mechanic friend how well a internal combustion engine would work at 20 atmospheres (depth of around 600 feet) assuming you will be venting the exhaust into the ocean (and thus the whole combustion cycle has to use that pressure as the baseline.)
Effectively it is completely different from an automobile engine... (or worse, convertable for anything that has to run in both 20+ atm and 1 atm like something carried by a Big Daddy.)
When you paint your room to make it look like you live in Rapture...and place record players everywhere...
When your six year old sister all of a sudden looks like a little sister
When you get kicked out of church for standing up and calling the priest a parasite....
Last edited by Rapturedots; 07-22-2012 at 02:53 PM.
When your XBOX breaks, so you spend hours watching Bioshock videos on Youtube...
When you own a copy of each bioshock game for pc, ps3 and xbox 360.
You know you've played too much Bioshock when you start having recurring dreams about walking down a dark flooded hallway lined with plaster statues in weird dance positions that are gone when you turn around...
I had a horrible time in Poseidon Plaza.
When try Aero Dashing through the opposing team's defensive line at football practice.
When you are iin the dark,and you see a yellow light ahead, you think its a big daddy walking towards you.
When you think Land Slugs have ADAM as well.
And when you mistaken a crazy person on the street as an ADAM addicted splicer
You know you've played too much Bioshock MP* because you start missing yr bio buddies, THIS MEANS YOU VLAD. And several others
and i'm still having Bio dreams every now and then @.@
when you still return to the emo-ness layout that this has.
..i want some Hop-Up soda.
and i still can't get away from bio for too long.
When you create real plasmids.
When you almost list Andrew Ryan as one of your most inspiring men in history.
When you have an army of Little Sister dolls.
When you have a bunch of Big Daddies and a Big Sister doll.
When you say things Little Sisters say.
When you need more BioShock stuff.
When you ignore your usual internet haunts for BioShock.
When you wear a diving suit to the 1950's themed prom...... sorry date.
Err.. when you STILL have dreams about it.
You know you played too much Bioshock when you hear a high pitched whistle in real life and turn around anxiously to look for a security bot.
i do that all the time and i carry a pipe wrench in my pocket just in case
When you still get excited when you see BioShock merchandise in geek stores.
despite him being turned into a strawman to further a FPS plot
when you want to quote Andrew Ryan on the motto section of your yearbook entry.
when you ask would you kindly before everything
You know you've played too much BioShock when
1) You try to harvest/adopt random little girls
2) You fling your hand at someone/something and scream out the name of a plasmid, expecting it to work.
3) You put 'Would You Kindly' in front of almost every sentence.
4) You suddenly get hurt and scream like a Big Daddy/Big Sister.
5) You actually think there's a splicer hiding in your bathroom.
Last edited by Sassy_Gay_Atlas; 05-06-2013 at 02:24 PM.
I think I might try the second one now.
...when you try to jump onto things with your skyhook.
...when you drink things out of a flask and expect to have cool powers.
When you're at a public pool and throw a toaster in.
When you make a crapton of little sister dolls
...When your girlfriend asks you to take out the trash, and you reply: "a man chooses, a slave obeys".
This made my day
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