You roll up to a Chevron gas station, there are two elderly men, two men, and one teenage dude...
Begin.
You roll up to a Chevron gas station, there are two elderly men, two men, and one teenage dude...
Begin.
The cashier looked hot, dude.
There was a WAL-MART and a hotel nearby...
But an armored car prepared to shoot, not yet though, broskis.
*A naked man with a grenade launcher runs by.*
"BEES BEEEEEEEES BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!! I AM WHISPERING, MY DEAR!!!!!!"
OOC: Can you put yourself to join these duuudes? Its supposed to be me... and some male members of my family.Originally Posted by Grathius22
IC:
The young man entered the gas station, lookin' at the naked man. He put on his sunglasses and looked at him all like "Deal with it!", fools.
Suddenly, the armor car started shootin', the young dude ran in the car and they rolled out A-Team style.
Jesse: Nick, Jeff, get the bazooka!
*A man and his son stroll by.*
Son: "Dad... there's white stuff on the floor."
Dad: "That's my ass! Fashion Bug... Fashion Bug. I wanna' find the ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ who name it Fashion Bug, and shove a broom up his ass!"
*The son stares at him wide eyed.*
But then the dudes ran over the two and crashed in a Travelodge poooool. They fire the guns all like YADADADADASADADADASADADA!
*Turns out the man was Jesus, and he blows up the vehicle.*
"WHO SEND BABIES TO FIET!?!?"
Jesse: Sweet Jesus, we gotta fight deese men!
"DIE! DIE! DIE!"
*He crushes everybody with thin air.*
OOC: Can you add yourself or something? This isn't really randomness, its like your time travelling RP, epic adventures and stuff.
Louis: Throw a grenade, Joseph!
Joe threw a car at the grenade and it was all like "BAVOOSH".
OOC: Those dudes are just characters based on men in my family with different names... it seemed awesome.
*Jeff began leaving his room.*
Jeff: "I'm leaving mom, there is a gun fight!"
Mom: "What!? Why were you in your room all day?"
Jeff: "I was writing in my Death Note- I mean M....asturbating!"
Mom: "..."
Jeff: "Rape isn't good, if ugly people are doing it!"
Mom: "Okay... have fun."
OOC: ...Are those the discussions you have? o_o
IC:
The team was in epic glory, Jesse looked to Jeff.
Jesse: Jeff, we need to go steal some pizza and hit on women, its a dangerous mission, ya dig?
OOC: Sometimes. Sometimes.
IC:
Jeff: "LES' DO IT. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH."
The Walls: "Don't leeeeaaave usssss."
Jeff: "Oh f*ck me, not again..."
Jesse threw Jeff on the floor and used him as a skateboard to Papa John's while the other dudes stayed behind in a Travelodge room, drinkin' beer.
"This is fun. Are we on a mission...? Like... AIDS serious?"
Jesse: No man, we just needta get pizza and hit on girls.
Then stuff exploded and Jesse landed them into hot girls.
"Sweet - O! I'm in for eet."
But then the hot blone made out with Jeff while the hot, tan girl wearing nothing but a red bra and jeans named Julie intensively made out with Jesse.
"☺☺☺☺☺ ☺☺☺☺☺ ☺☺☺☺☺, I AM WHISPERING MY DEAR."
*Paused.*
"Do I overuse that joke?"
Jesse slapped Jeff, broski!
Jesse: Allright... we're gonna sneak in there and steal a large chicken and white sauce pizza, tons of wings too...
"Let's make sure to get meat lovers?"
Jesse: Yes, italian sausage and ham...
He went up and knocked out an employee and a dude in a chicken suit... he gave the chicken suit to Jeff.
"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I don't like chickens... not since that one tried giving me that coupon."
*Stupid Family Guy flashback thing.*
Chicken: Two for one prostitutes at Walgreen's!
/endflashback
Jesse walked in casually grabbin' wings.
"Kay... we should go now."
But then Jesse set off fireworks in the kitchen!
"SWWWEEEEEET."
*Jeff watched in amusement.*
"I'm... singin'... iiinnnn... the raaaaain."
Jesse grabbed the boxes of wings and pizza, he ran out to see Chris Rock and Darksydephil in a grenade launching car.
Chris Rock: Get in!
"Are you related to Chris Tucker in any way...?"
Chris: No fool!
He slapped Jeff and drove off.
Jesse: To the Travelodge!
Then delivery trucks followed, Darksydephil readied the grenade launcher.
Darksydephil: Allright, here we go locksuckers, BOOM!
He fired, asploding a delivery truck.
Phil: UHHHH!
He fired another towards the highwayyyy.
"Interesting, interesting..."
*3 Motorcycles came out of nowhere.*
"Where be the clown karz be?"
"AKIRA!!!! Maybeh'?"
*2 of the bikes turned into star destroyers and flew away*
"Aki, wee wee, KIWI!!!!"
But then the truck flipped all the way to the Travelodge.
Jesse: Pizza's here!
August: Allright!
Joseph: Bring it over here, granddon!
But Barrack Obama came in with a shotgun.
*Jeff turned into mist.*
*A guy walked up*
YOUR GOING DOWN DI*K BISCUT!
Jesse: ...OH GAWD!
He shot Obama, they ate and travelled to Disneyland.
OOC: We are going to Disneyland noaw.
*A man fell from the sky and landed on Justin Bieber as he preformed on-stage at Disneyland*
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