How old are you?

[FF-GTR]

I was born in 1980. My all time favorite game is Sid Meier's Pirates!, which came out in 1987 and which I spent countless hours playing.

I really can't get over how now, nearly 30 years later and in the age of flying cars, he's done it to me again. At least they'll soon have state of the art hair growth, in case I need it.

[Jackoneill]

I was born in 1980. My all time favorite game is Sid Meier's Pirates!, which came out in 1987 and which I spent countless hours playing.

I really can't get over how now, nearly 30 years later and in the age of flying cars, he's done it to me again. At least they'll soon have state of the art hair growth, in case I need it.

My first strat game was civ2 on the ps1, i could not stop playing that game, and i still have it, and my ps1 console

[johnycat]

So at 49 I am not the oldest! Thats cool and I hope that I am still playing Strategy games in my 60's or even 80's. And yeh, thats me in my avatar (back in the day! All that drinking and debauchery).

My fave game of all time is the original Age of Empires. Civ rev reminds me of that game alot. I recently loaded it up on my pc. I think that it came out 1993 or something. The graphics are amazingly cool still, and believe me, the strategy involved and the intricacies of each race still take some beating.
I would recommend it to anyone to check it out. IMO it has been the template for all other strats that followed.

Elthrasher reminded me of a must do in life. Ride a motorcycle. Bigger the better.

And some don't do's - Don't fall off and break your collar bone, wrist and take a big lump out of your hip.

Definitely don't buy your first drum kit at age 48 because this could be the final straw for your wife and kids!!!

There are a few other things to do relating to the opposite sex but most of you on here are FAR TOO YOUNG for me to elaborate.

Also I listed loads of stuff that I do and I am passionate about, but having too many interests means that you have to spread your time too thinly to be great at any of them. And thats my excuse for Civ Rev!

Who wants a flying car? Burn some rubber...

[sn1p3rk1ll3]

Bigger the better.


There are a few other things to do relating to the opposite sex but most of you on here are FAR TOO YOUNG for me to elaborate.


Burn some rubber...

Just some notes I took...are your sure you can't be less obvious?

[johnycat]

Just some notes I took...are your sure you can't be less obvious?

Lol....Nearly fell off my chair crying with laughter.
Not the kind of rubber I meant. But Yeh I'm big , so that always helps!!

[sn1p3rk1ll3]

Lol....Nearly fell off my chair crying with laughter.
Not the kind of rubber I meant. But Yeh I'm big , so that always helps!!

I'm almost 2m tall : would that make me the biggest civrev player of them all?

[johnycat]

I'm almost 2m tall : would that make me the biggest civrev player of them all?

No, but easy for a sniper kill!!!

Worth a new post though. Must be hard to work the controller with great big hands and fat thumbs! Midgets have such an advantage.

[MorteEterna]

I'm almost 2m tall : would that make me the biggest civrev player of them all?

I'm not the tallest yet, but the iron hurts when I hit it with with my right punch

[sn1p3rk1ll3]

No, but easy for a sniper kill!!!

Worth a new post though. Must be hard to work the controller with great big hands and fat thumbs! Midgets have such an advantage.

Snipers go prone...and being tall gives me the upper hand in scouting the area...
Midgets have to move more to be able to see things, and the big heads are better for headshots

And Morte : I don't get it....what iron?

Anyways, back to the big hands and small controllers: I have mine a bit customised
->Triggers are now like gun-triggers and the sticks are longer (the joysticks....darn, even that's interpretable as dirtier...)

I'm the biggest so far I guess : 1.98m

[MorteEterna]

Snipers go prone...and being tall gives me the upper hand in scouting the area...
Midgets have to move more to be able to see things, and the big heads are better for headshots

And Morte : I don't get it....what iron?

Anyways, back to the big hands and small controllers: I have mine a bit customised
->Triggers are now like gun-triggers and the sticks are longer (the joysticks....darn, even that's interpretable as dirtier...)

I'm the biggest so far I guess : 1.98m

I meant iron in general, I've got a really strong right hand. Maybe the right word was fist.

[Hellogoodbye123]

im 5'6.. im not sure what that is on meters, im kinda on the short side anyways.. since im mexican

[sn1p3rk1ll3]

im 5'6.. im not sure what that is on meters, im kinda on the short side anyways.. since im mexican

1.68m, so I'm 30cm taller than you!
no need to bow, just keep standing

[sn1p3rk1ll3]

I've got a really strong right hand. Maybe the right word was fist.

That's so wrong......
Poor girls XD

anyways : off topic!

And yes, I have a dirty mind

[MorteEterna]

That's so wrong......
Poor girls XD

anyways : off topic!

And yes, I have a dirty mind

Well, I don't even need hands to defend since I have never had any problem with people. However I like to fight, and people that don't know me don't know that if I'm angry, there's no escape (if they want to hit me, obviously). And no, I wouldn't touch girls.

If the word is right, then it's the knuckles on my right hand, I hit iron with no problem, and I know that the iron hurts after that

[Hellogoodbye123]

1.68m, so I'm 30cm taller than you!
no need to bow, just keep standing

your forgetting that when i grow up, ill use spells and such to bring the Great Mexican Empire back to its ancient greatness, and then,.. you will bow to me!!!! hahaha

[sn1p3rk1ll3]

Well, I don't even need hands to defend since I have never had any problem with people. However I like to fight, and people that don't know me don't know that if I'm angry, there's no escape (if they want to hit me, obviously). And no, I wouldn't touch girls.

If the word is right, then it's the knuckles on my right hand, I hit iron with no problem, and I know that the iron hurts after that

I don't like to fight, but once I took down a bully just by stomping the stomach and then choking him with the "sleeper hold" or "blood-choke" it gave me a detention

But nowadays I don't get bullied because I have a lot of friends who look like they'r bouncers



Hmmm, Morte as a boxing civ-champ / ruler of Italy, switserland, slovenia, corsica and Sardinia... a force to be reconned with...

And you didn't get my joke in the previous post, but I'm sure others will

[sn1p3rk1ll3]

your forgetting that when i grow up, ill use spells and such to bring the Great Mexican Empire back to its ancient greatness, and then,.. you will bow to me!!!! hahaha

1 word : conquistadores

And I don't bow for anyone who's smaller than me : hurts my back

[MorteEterna]

I don't like to fight, but once I took down a bully just by stomping the stomach and then choking him with the "sleeper hold" or "blood-choke" it gave me a detention

But nowadays I don't get bullied because I have a lot of friends who look like they'r bouncers



Hmmm, Morte as a boxing civ-champ / ruler of Italy, switserland, slovenia, corsica and Sardinia... a force to be reconned with...

And you didn't get my joke in the previous post, but I'm sure others will

Well, I think I did (I mean the joke)

However, I'm not a boxer, but I can compete with a boxer, and I know a lot of things about fights, how to defend even if somebody is coming from behind.

[Hellogoodbye123]

1 word : conquistadores

And I don't bow for anyone who's smaller than me : hurts my back

the conquitadors ARE the mexican empire.... its when we owned california, texas, etc etc, and that little strip of central america.. THATS the mexican empire.. now it just mexico.. or "United states of Mexico" which is the official name


i will rise to power as the mexican napoleon... i will be napoleonito and ill rule with style after 2012 destorys everything

[Hellogoodbye123]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fi...rojection).svg

look at the map.. The empire of Mexico!!!!

yes we have a great history too...

EDIT: thats where i live

[sn1p3rk1ll3]

the conquitadors ARE the mexican empire.... its when we owned california, texas, etc etc, and that little strip of central america.. THATS the mexican empire.. now it just mexico.. or "United states of Mexico" which is the official name


i will rise to power as the mexican napoleon... i will be napoleonito and ill rule with style after 2012 destorys everything

I'll first send you a small link to destroy your dreams

WARNING : DO NOT, and I mean it, DO NOT the link unless you are HGB
->tiny.cc/9o0mr




Now HGB, tell me, do you still defy my power of kiling your mind and dreams?

[Hellogoodbye123]

I'll first send you a small link to destroy your dreams

WARNING : DO NOT, and I mean it, DO NOT the link unless you are HGB
->tiny.cc/9o0mr




Now HGB, tell me, do you still defy my power of kiling your mind and dreams?

i knew it was gonna be something like that!!!!!! whyyy..

when i grow up ill develop 3 techniques.. telekinesis, shapeshift, and illusionalistic powers.. ill be in your head bothering you 24/7 !!!

[sn1p3rk1ll3]

i knew it was gonna be something like that!!!!!! whyyy..

when i grow up ill develop 3 techniques.. telekinesis, shapeshift, and illusionalistic powers.. ill be in your head bothering you 24/7 !!!

Yay, you fell for it, again!

I suggest you buy The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and train in Alteration, Mysticism and Illusion : it owns!


And don't you dare ignore my powers!
-I know each and everyone's nightmares and WILL abuse them whenever needed!


Ps: how will you be in my head when it's full of bwaaaaaaaaaaains ?

[Hellogoodbye123]

Yay, you fell for it, again!

I suggest you buy The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and train in Alteration, Mysticism and Illusion : it owns!


And don't you dare ignore my powers!
-I know each and everyone's nightmares and WILL abuse them whenever needed!


Ps: how will you be in my head when it's full of bwaaaaaaaaaaains ?

first i will come in to your house shapeshifted as a salesmen selling useless stuff! then!!!! you think your in an epic fight against me, thx to my illusion powers.. so what happens.. is were destroying each others with different weapons.. in the city.. (note: you are afraid of what your experienceing).. soooo.. i start running on a building... through a loonnng hallway.. i go into a room.. i close the door.. you come in.. and see me starring out the window holding a wine cup.. soo.. you take out your grenade in deseparating to kill me, at least thats what you think, but i actually use my telekinesis powers to make you do just that, i make you take out the clip, as you think your about to throw it.. i enclose you in a force field box, making you blow up... as you fall down dramatically.. the guy on the room that was me dissapears, and i come out from behind you, entering the door,the guy you thought was me was just a meer illusion of your imagination! then in feeling victorious i take my hat and i throw it on the ground.. and i start dancing the mexican dance hat.. the end

[sn1p3rk1ll3]

first i will come in to your house shapeshifted as a salesmen selling useless stuff! then!!!! you think your in an epic fight against me, thx to my illusion powers.. so what happens.. is were destroying each others with different weapons.. in the city.. (note: you are afraid of what your experienceing).. soooo.. i start running on a building... through a loonnng hallway.. i go into a room.. i close the door.. you come in.. and see me starring out the window holding a wine cup.. soo.. you take out your grenade in deseparating to kill me, at least thats what you think, but i actually use my telekinesis powers to make you do just that, i make you take out the clip, as you think your about to throw it.. i enclose you in a force field box, making you blow up... as you fall down dramatically.. the guy on the room that was me dissapears, and i come out from behind you, entering the door,the guy you thought was me was just a meer illusion of your imagination! then in feeling victorious i take my hat and i throw it on the ground.. and i start dancing the mexican dance hat.. the end

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....

You can't fool me; I'm soulless!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUkgU...36l&playnext=6


In my dominion, I controll the weak!
And in pain, in pain, they turn the other cheek!
I'm soulless, I'm soulless, I'm soulless, I'm soulless
->Which means you can't make me do things, so I take your soul and use you as a minion for my world-domination plans.

I will call you "number 2", give you an eye-patch and make you build an evil volcanic lair shaped like my (then) bald head...
From there on we will figure out a plan to take down the evil Italian Empire (then known as Morte-Imperialis) and move back to the rest of the US to try eliminating the Pedal2Metal family.
That father will be disposed of rather easily, but the son worries me...
-So you do the Mexican hat dance again, and he dies while his brains gush out of his eyes.


Then your mexican engineering skills will build me a space-ship and I'll set sail to Alpha Centauri.

The world will then be conquered by evil barbarians, but then re-conquered by MadDjinn who unites them.
Then Morte arises from his grave and tries to make it to Alpha Centauri before me, but the VICTORY screen pops up with me and the Sniper Civilization as nr1



How's that for story-writing?

[Hellogoodbye123]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....

You can't fool me; I'm soulless!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUkgU...36l&playnext=6


In my dominion, I controll the weak!
And in pain, in pain, they turn the other cheek!
I'm soulless, I'm soulless, I'm soulless, I'm soulless
->Which means you can't make me do things, so I take your soul and use you as a minion for my world-domination plans.

I will call you "number 2", give you an eye-patch and make you build an evil volcanic lair shaped like my (then) bald head...
From there on we will figure out a plan to take down the evil Italian Empire (then known as Morte-Imperialis) and move back to the rest of the US to try eliminating the Pedal2Metal family.
That father will be disposed of rather easily, but the son worries me...
-So you do the Mexican hat dance again, and he dies while his brains gush out of his eyes.


Then your mexican engineering skills will build me a space-ship and I'll set sail to Alpha Centauri.

The world will then be conquered by evil barbarians, but then re-conquered by MadDjinn who unites them.
Then Morte arises from his grave and tries to make it to Alpha Centauri before me, but the VICTORY screen pops up with me and the Sniper Civilization as nr1



How's that for story-writing?

i will have a huge rock army controlled through telekinesis, they dont have souls as well, you dont need souls to be moved with telekinesis.. then my evil lai will consists of a mansion, having not glass windos, but diamond windows, that means its immune to swat team to come in barging throgh the windows.. also ill have gold/silver angel fountains.. that act as spy cameras, and contain poisonous water for any survivors that actually make it in my fortress.. in the mainhall of my lair, there will be a diamond wall protecting me,

anyways no one will ever get that far into my home..
i will conquer the world under the name of napolionito.. and everyons fate will be over as i use telekinesis to move the oceans on top of your cities, where i use shapeshifting to become leaders of nations and sabotage theire plans.. and create a sense of hugh armies using illuion powers.. it will be over.. you will never know they are rock armies my illusion will turn them into metallic machines.. my home will come from a deserted house to an ultimate fortress.. if i ever fall.. the oceons will return to their normal state, the evil armies will fall, and turn to stone.. and my home will be nothing but rotten wood.. but that will never happen

[sn1p3rk1ll3]

i will have a huge rock army controlled through telekinesis, they dont have souls as well, you dont need souls to be moved with telekinesis.. then my evil lai will consists of a mansion, having not glass windos, but diamond windows, that means its immune to swat team to come in barging throgh the windows.. also ill have gold/silver angel fountains.. that act as spy cameras, and contain poisonous water for any survivors that actually make it in my fortress.. in the mainhall of my lair, there will be a diamond wall protecting me,

anyways no one will ever get that far into my home..
i will conquer the world under the name of napolionito.. and everyons fate will be over as i use telekinesis to move the oceans on top of your cities, where i use shapeshifting to become leaders of nations and sabotage theire plans.. and create a sense of hugh armies using illuion powers.. it will be over.. you will never know they are rock armies my illusion will turn them into metallic machines.. my home will come from a deserted house to an ultimate fortress.. if i ever fall.. the oceons will return to their normal state, the evil armies will fall, and turn to stone.. and my home will be nothing but rotten wood.. but that will never happen

*presses magic button a ****load of times when fighting stone warrior*
-Quit or wait 'till eternity ends!

Mwahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Hellogoodbye123]

this song will be playing throughout the entire globe!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4nKY...feature=search

[sn1p3rk1ll3]

this song will be playing throughout the entire globe!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4nKY...feature=search

Good suggestion, but Red Allert isn't my style of music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDU2F...eature=related
-This is for the battles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5jzgM7us8A
-this is for when my bomber wings arrive at germany

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH0vLHrBCtk
-Intro for my first bombs hitting Italian soil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMBNNFObSM0
-When beating the Italian boss with a hammer despirately avoiding his right-hand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUeRV...os=05hz2-yO_ZU
-When I speak to my people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTFCL...eature=related
-When you become my slave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Hv0tsvpyU
-what to do with the hostages?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn2-b_opVTo
-MY VICTORY TUNE




Now THAT's what I call a whoop-ass tracklist for a world-domination

[Hellogoodbye123]

its not from red alert, the video is the music is from a video game.. caalled "Freedom fighters" for the ps2, and gamecube long ago, it comes in the intro and i always liked the sound of the music its sounds majestic!

[sn1p3rk1ll3]

its not from red alert, the video is the music is from a video game.. caalled "Freedom fighters" for the ps2, and gamecube long ago, it comes in the intro and i always liked the sound of the music its sounds majestic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZimZ...eature=related

This beats it

[Hellogoodbye123]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZimZ...eature=related

This beats it

lol.. they werent mexicans i couldnt feel the passion

[sn1p3rk1ll3]

lol.. they werent mexicans i couldnt feel the passion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtpvEdOQV-Q
Ok then, I'll just post something I really like

Oooh, and something to please you
-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7qKD-Ph7ds&feature=related

[sn1p3rk1ll3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P6LB...eature=channel

HGB!
There's a mexican illusion-master!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P6LB...eature=channel

Fear the deporticons, feaaaaaaar theeeeeeeeem!!!

[Hellogoodbye123]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P6LB...eature=channel

HGB!
There's a mexican illusion-master!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P6LB...eature=channel

Fear the deporticons, feaaaaaaar theeeeeeeeem!!!

lol... saw it funny, i subcribed to them

[sn1p3rk1ll3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgr59RiYaq8&NR=1
Accordeon hero
Illegal Resident Evil
Hola(Halo)

XD

I love those mexicans!

[Hellogoodbye123]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgr59RiYaq8&NR=1
Accordeon hero
Illegal Resident Evil
Hola(Halo)

XD

I love those mexicans!

i saw them all..lol and the BC vs Mex one lol

[johnycat]

Oh, and did I mention DONT DO DRUGS....

Can't think what reminded me to say that Sniperkil and HGB.....

Entertaining none the less. And by the way.. THE BRITISH EMPIRE was the biggest ever. Very tall and very small people and people with fists of iron ... were all ruled by the Brits.

[Jackoneill]

Oh, and did I mention DONT DO DRUGS....

Can't think what reminded me to say that Sniperkil and HGB.....

Entertaining none the less. And by the way.. THE BRITISH EMPIRE was the biggest ever. Very tall and very small people and people with fists of iron ... were all ruled by the Brits.

True, im a aussie and your queen is still our queen

[johnycat]

Adopt me, lol

I'm 17 summers young, and live in a country famous for weapons, beer, chocolate and waffles...
Well, it's Belgium, but only the northern-most part (kinda lot of internal struggles atm)

I am far too busy having fun in my old age to adopt anyone! Mind you, I never see much of my own son, he is always locked in his room playing World of Warcraft or Starcraft 2. He has absolutley no interest in my hobbies, but he takes after his mum. Tall, nearly as tall as you and he is only 15. People say he looks like Matt Damon and he is a really bright kid. Maths genius. So he doesnt really have to worry about what I do!!

We like Belgium, especially the beer and chocolate. I had a bouvier des flanders (belgian dog) that passed away last winter. Best dog I ever had.

Anyway , as we are in similar time Zones I want you to adopt ME and teach me how to play multiplayer.