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    Uwe Boll

    Uwe Boll is destroying computer games. bloodrayne, alone in the dark, etc.

    And now he is producing a movie about another game. a game that won many awards. a game everybody has played atleast once. this game is FarCry.

    Im putting forward that Uwe Boll NEVER BE GIVEN THE RIGHT TO SHOOT ANOTHER MOVIE BASED OFF A GAME because one day that movie may be bioshock or system shock.

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    GOD PLEASE NO!!!!! Uwe boll is the computer game's kryptonite

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    Quote Originally Posted by smallsey View Post
    Uwe Boll is destroying computer games. bloodrayne, alone in the dark, etc.

    And now he is producing a movie about another game. a game that won many awards. a game everybody has played atleast once. this game is FarCry.

    Im putting forward that Uwe Boll NEVER BE GIVEN THE RIGHT TO SHOOT ANOTHER MOVIE BASED OFF A GAME because one day that movie may be bioshock or system shock.

    thoughts?
    i havent played farcry

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    well... ok.

    uwe boll is the entertainment worlds devil =P

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    And he is also making the postal movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 501105 View Post
    And he is also making the postal movie.
    i know im soooo very pissed about that too

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    they sold a supernumerary part for the far cry film, but nobody bought it... link

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    God, that's horrible. I think we should start a petition urging filmcompanies to deny Uwe Boll access to any and all assets he might need for any kind of feature movie.

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    Well with using junk for special effects and selling parts in his movies to get money he doesnt need any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 501105 View Post
    And he is also making the postal movie.
    that actualy got some positive critisism. I'm intrigued.

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    I don't know who, or what, Uwe Boll is, but I think the Resident Evil movies were pretty decent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonKing1990 View Post
    I don't know who, or what, Uwe Boll is, but I think the Resident Evil movies were pretty decent.
    Any game that Uwe Boll touches dies horribly in unspeakable ways when he turns them into movies

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    I HATE THAT MAN FOR RUINING SO MANY PROMISING IDEAS
    there is said it
    who needs therapy anyways?

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    ``I don't know who, or what, Uwe Boll is, but I think the Resident Evil movies were pretty decent``

    Watch the movies BloodRayne and Alone in the dark and you will get to learn some of his ``work``

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    Quote Originally Posted by 501105 View Post
    ``I don't know who, or what, Uwe Boll is, but I think the Resident Evil movies were pretty decent``

    Watch the movies BloodRayne and Alone in the dark and you will get to learn some of his ``work``
    I might watch BloodRayne even though I like the series I will watch the movie just it is on tv Tonight and I figured I would watch it to see what the complaints are about.

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    Why are you guys giving him the time of day. Negative attention is still attention. If you really want him to stop making a mockery out of your cherished videogame franchises, don't see his movies and don't even waste a keystroke or neuron impulse thinking about his travesties.

    At least so far he hasn't targeted any games with depth or richness of material. Can you imagine if he decided to make a Deus Ex or Fahrenheit movie. Trust me, he'd remake the third Act of Fahrenheit so badly we'd be praising David Cage for the game's poor rendition.
    Last edited by Raveness; 06-01-2007 at 01:33 PM.

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    If he make a Deus Ex movie it would be truly herecy

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    I sat through 3 Boll movies recently and they beggar belief at just how awful they are,wooden acting,generic special effects,lf labotomies were an entertaiment medium they'd be called uwebolls!

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    Movie directors who are renowned for crap can make money off such a reputation these days, but they can't if they're barely known at all. So ignore the bloke and watch him fall into obscurity or start making quality pics. My vote would be the former happens first.

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