Hello ladies and gentleman, lets do a little game. We post screenshots of Bioshock and place textbubbles in. Then we invent funny dialogues and the best one comes into the screen.
Prizes: HONOUR!!....so far
Round No. 1 - Ends at Saturday 18:00 GMT + 1
http://mitglied.lycos.de/merdna/funny.jpg
Last edited by Rapture_Tourist; 03-01-2007 at 03:51 AM.
nice idea. I know, just the best one should be an image, but...who cares?
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/688/lololoi8.jpg
BD: Go back to your pipe!
LS: Oh, quit bubbling, Mr Bubbles...
"What do you mean 'where is it', I thought you had it..."
Last edited by Hatesink; 03-01-2007 at 05:01 AM.
"But you said I could wear the suit on Fridays"
"Oh will you just quit with this 'Rules of Dagon' bulls**t— I told you: I'm just not looking for a relationship right now"
Last edited by Hatesink; 03-01-2007 at 05:32 AM.
"Zedem be with you"
"Why do I always have to wear the suit?"
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""Why do I always have to wear the suit?"
Last edited by Hatesink; 03-01-2007 at 05:57 AM.
"How was the research facility hun?"
"Well, you know: another day another dollar"
"Are you cutting again?"
"Brian says we need to discuss boundaries"
Last edited by Hatesink; 03-01-2007 at 05:56 AM.
"Okay...can't you take that stupid thing off for more than one second"
"Okay— you either take that thing off, or I'm getting back in the vent.
Lol, looks like a one man show by Hatesink mainly :P. Good ideas so far!
now that's some spamming...^^
here's mine:
BD: "you have got a bubble above your head... that looks silly to me."
LS: "you walk around in an outdated suit AND have a bubble above your head... that's 1:0 for me."
BD: "OUCH!"
LS: "Oh, there's my syringe! I've been looking all over for that!"
BD: Why is it always about ADAM! We never talk about MY feelings!
LS: Look Mr. Bubbles, ADAM!
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LS: You promised we could play dress-up! Now hold still while I tie this pink bow on you Mr. Bubbles.
BD: *Moan*
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BD: Why did the Splicer cross the road?
LS: Silly Mr. Bubbles! There are no roads!
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BD: How was school sweetie?
LS: Boring. They showed us how to stab someone, again...
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BD: Hey sis, what do ya think of my Pimp suit?
LS: Did you say, Gimp suit?
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BD: Hey baby, what's happening?
LS: Please! I know your bubbled butt isn't talking to me!
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LS: Let's play pin-the-tail on Mr. Bubbles!
BD: *Sighs* Not again...
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BD: I'm the ghost of Christmas past...
LS: Yeah, right... And I'm Tiny Tim.
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LS: Mr. Bean, is that you?
BD: *Loud Moan*
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BD: I'm the Doctor.
LS: Doctor Who?
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LS: Time for your shot Mr. Bubbles, just bend over...
BD: Time for you to get back in the vent now Missy!
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BD: So, what's it like?
LS: It's a pipe! What do you THINK it's like!!!
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LS: Ready to look for ADAM Mr. Bubbles?
BD: Why can't we ever look for EVE!!??
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BD: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!!!
LS: *Pauses* Heheheheheee! You're silly!
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LS: Look Mr. Bubbles, ADAM!
BD: Kid, you have some real issues!
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BD: Ok, you hide and I'll count to 10...
LS: Ok! He'll never find me in here! *climbs in a vent*
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BD: So, what's for dinner?
LS: Why do you always ak that? It's the same thing we have EVERY night!
BD: Stop calling me Mr Bubbles! My name is Steve.
LS: OK then-
LS: -Mr Bubbles
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BD: Have you been hidding Radium224 in my suit again?
LS: *giggles*
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BD: I'm the biggest, toughest, meanest man in Rapture!
LS: the light- it's so pretty.
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BD: Look they called me Rosie because I use a rivet gun. There was a famous riveter called Rosie, get it?
LS: Rosie is a girly-man! Rosie is a girly-man! Rosie is a girly-man!
Last edited by v.dog; 03-01-2007 at 01:26 PM.
BD: Now little girl, what would you like for christmas?
LS: Adam rich blood!.... and a pony.
BD: Does this suit make me look fat?
LS: Do these cuts make me look emo?
BD:Im so sorry I didn't mean to say anything
LS:That's what I thought
BD: "Come and sit on Santa's Lap, What Do you want For Christmas?"
LS: "Whats wrong with you Mr Bubbles?...Your not Santa...I've already gotten Adam from him"
LOL!Originally Posted by Big_Daddy
LS: "We need to talk..."
^LOL
BD: "Does my bum look big in this?"
LS: "No, you look fine...have you seen my Dashboard Confessional CD? ... why couldn't I have been a boy?"
Last edited by Hatesink; 03-03-2007 at 08:38 AM.
Corgano is the winner! Congratulation!!!
Runners up:
"BD: I'm the biggest, toughest, meanest man in Rapture!
LS: the light- it's so pretty."
v.dog
"BD: Does this suit make me look fat?
LS: Do these cuts make me look emo?"
Adabiviak
We need a new screenshot and a new judge for Round No 2. I could provide a new screenshot with bubbles, though.
http://mitglied.lycos.de/merdna/Corgano.jpg
that's pretty good... but there were so many answers and so many cool dialogs that you can never judge it quite fair...
@Rapture_Tourist
provide a new screen plz... i wanna be the next judge^^
Dont call the Big Daddies Mr. Bubbles, Makes them sound Weak and...Stupid...Only the little sisters Call them that...And if I ever hear one say that...I will get out my Wrench...*Cough*
Last edited by Big_Daddy; 03-03-2007 at 09:42 AM.
@Raveness: You could do so, but its a lot of extra time and work then.
Here is the pic for Round 2. jackinthebox decides when round 2 ends.
http://mitglied.lycos.de/merdna/funny2.jpg
Splicer: "Arghhh!"
Big Daddy: "I suggest not having the curry next time."
good idea... i'm going to make it like that.
the second round ends like the first one:
Round No. 2 - Ends at Saturday (March 10th) 18:00 GMT + 1
@CrashT: nice opening^^
Splicer: Move, fattie! He's mine!
BD: Oh yeah? I'll slice you in half before you could scratch him!
Obligatory use of Starcraft quotes:
Splicer: You called down the thunder...
Big Daddy: Fire it up!
Own thoughts:
Splicer: Come on baby light my fire...
Big Daddy: Do you want to put the sea on...FIREEE?
Perhaps more will follow when I'm in a less lame mood.
S: Hurry up, it burns! I've got to get my flaming fart video on YouTube!
BD: I'm not sure this is actually my camera.
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S: I am the mighty Phoenix! Ruler of the fire!
BD: *sigh* Not this again.
BD: I'll go get the salve.
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S: I smell sausages
BD: Um... that'd be you.
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S: Fear me, for I am the great Captain Hook!
BD: If you're so great, captain, why is your arse on fire?
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S: These hemorrhoid are killing me
BD: Yeah, you just might want to go see a doctor about that.
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S: I'm not sure fire is the best way to deal my cleft foot.
BD: It'll work. trust me.
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S: Look at me, I'm Trinity!
BD: Are you sure use fire to hide the supports is really a good idea?
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In my head, the BD sounds like Michael Chiklis. *shrugs*
Last edited by v.dog; 03-03-2007 at 11:34 AM. Reason: too many, can't stop
Splicer: Yow! This new combustible greaseball plasmid needs work.
Big D: Here - a few rounds from the riveter should close that back up.
A tad cryptic but still...
Splicer: "I suppose you think that's funny?"
Big Daddy: "Yeah, a little."
BD: "I see that 'Arse of Fire' flight plasmid is working out for you"
S: "Not as much as you might think"
S: "Something's Cooking..."
BD: "Mmm...Cooked Splicer..."
Last edited by Big_Daddy; 03-03-2007 at 12:29 PM.
Splicer: Arghh!
BD: *Sigh* My little girl is all grown up.
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