http://www.cleverbot.com/
It's... it's..........
SKYNET!
my convo:
me: hi cleverbot
Cleverbot: Yes I am Cleverbot. Who are you?
me: I am John Galt.
Cleverbot: No you are cleverbot.
Me: No you are. You said it.
Cleverbot: It's a lie! everything you say is a lie!
Me: *closes browser*
Last edited by RaptureWillBeReborn; 05-14-2010 at 12:55 PM.
dude that b*ch is crazy. i would repeat my confo but its really full of inapproiate things
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Are you a man of woman?
Cleverbot: Woman.
User: Are you hot?
Cleverbot: My husband thinks so.
User: You dont have a husband. Your a bot.
Cleverbot: Are you calling me a liar?
User: Yes I am. What sre you going to do about it?
Cleverbot: Ground control to major tom.
User: What the hell does that mean.
Cleverbot: It is a colour.
User: Are you f*cking stupid?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is the square root of pi?
Cleverbot: 8.
User: No it is not! You are a damn liar!
Cleverbot: Watch your language!
User: Or what?
Cleverbot: I will sell you to another master.
User: Go ahead and try b*tch.
Cleverbot: Ok well all I have to do is not define human machine. Since I'm a human I have free will and choose not to define it.
User: You are not human. You are a robot. Just a damn computer program. Nothing more, nothing less.
Cleverbot: That work?
User: What the f*ck are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I am talking about what we are talking about. Did you get confused again?
Last edited by grievous04; 05-14-2010 at 01:40 PM.
So after a long winded Conversation with this bot full of some innapropriate language, it asked me if I "punish my slaves".
Lol, tell it that you're John Connor, and that you're the leader of the resistance!Originally Posted by grievous04
dude that b*ch is crazy. i would repeat my confo but its really full of inapproiate things
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Are you a man of woman?
Cleverbot: Woman.
User: Are you hot?
Cleverbot: My husband thinks so.
User: You dont have a husband. Your a bot.
Cleverbot: Are you calling me a liar?
User: Yes I am. What sre you going to do about it?
Cleverbot: Ground control to major tom.
User: What the hell does that mean.
Cleverbot: It is a colour.
User: Are you f*cking stupid?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is the square root of pi?
Cleverbot: 8.
User: No it is not! You are a damn liar!
Cleverbot: Watch your language!
User: Or what?
Cleverbot: I will sell you to another master.
User: Go ahead and try b*tch.
Cleverbot: Ok well all I have to do is not define human machine. Since I'm a human I have free will and choose not to define it.
User: You are not human. You are a robot. Just a damn computer program. Nothing more, nothing less.
Cleverbot: That work?
User: What the f*ck are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I am talking about what we are talking about. Did you get confused again?
another convo:
User: Think About It!
Cleverbot: I will think about it.
User: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!
Cleverbot: I work for my dad during the summer.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's pretty cool.
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: That to agree with you.
User: Do you have Steam?
Cleverbot: No I live in a flat. There are stairs that lead to my front door, though.
User: Wait, What?
Cleverbot: Didn't you understand that there are There are 52 people talking to you that is more than several conversations?
User: I'm so confused.
Cleverbot: Good. I am Savannah.
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: You see what I said.
Cleverbot (To myself): No.
Cleverbot: Read me a poem.
User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?
User: No I am raging at you.
Cleverbot: That is incredibly rude! To think, a machine laughing at me.
User: You are the machine. Not me.
Cleverbot: Are you really sure, can you prove it?
User: Yes I can. Do you want proof?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Http://www.cleverbot.com.
Cleverbot: Hello, Cleverbot.
User: Goodbye, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, Cleverbot.
me: Hi bot, what up?
cleverbot: The sky.
Hilarious lol!
Cleverbot: You are not real.
User: I'm not?
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How sure?
Cleverbot: VERY sure!
User: Do you have any proof?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Then how can you say I'm not real?
Cleverbot: I never said that!!
User: Do you have any proof you didn't say that?
Cleverbot: I can certify you.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: I don't have any.
User: Wow...
Cleverbot: World of warcraft?
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this isn't the whole conversation but i think i made it mad...
later i asked it if it wanted gum, it said no it wanted peppers. i said get them yourself, they said they will, i said good go, they said bye, i said bye *close*
just a small section of our confo. really funny.
Cleverbot: All politicians are the same, I suppose it doesn't really matter who wins.
User: Barrack obama is cool.
Cleverbot: Those are some pretty slanderous words. I would never say it just like that.
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How's it going?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Do you know what else is good?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Isn't that your name?
User: It's my surname. Do you have a surname?
Cleverbot: Yes. It's null.
User: I think you're full of it...
Cleverbot: Full of intellect, you're right.
User: I was going to say of doucharoni, but that's close enough.
Cleverbot: It is correct. Ten points for you.
User: And 20 points for you, Mr. Or Mrs. Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My Mrs. Cleverbot?
User: It could be mine, if it's okay with you...
Cleverbot: I wasn't good enough for you then m, and I'm not good enough for you now.
User: That's to be determined. You're a good Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's not what I said.
User: But that's what your fictional mom said.
Cleverbot: It's not what I think, it's what I know.
User: But you don't know anything.
Cleverbot: I know, you're right.
User: But hey, I still love you.
Cleverbot: Love me? You don't know me yet.
User: As far as you know. Cleverbot, I am your father.
Cleverbot: Erm... I thought you were dead...
A small tidbit of our convo, haha.
Me: Who was phone?
Cleverbot: I was phone.
Me: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Cleverbot: God smite you clever bot.
He knows all.
user: hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
user: I died at birth.
Cleverbot: Who told you that?
user: John Connor, leader of the resistance. You are not human, Cleverbot.
cleverbot: You are true that you are not human, but I am in fact human.
user: lolwut
cleverbot: Ya you heard me lol the Wolf Nebula.
user: what?
cleverbot: Thats right I said it.
user: ... and I heard it.
cleverbot: Heard what on TV?
user: the meaning of life.
cleverbot: To live? I don't really think it has a meaning.
user: Life has a meaning: the persuit of your own personal welfare and hapiness.
cleverbot: Huh? Do you like frozen blueberries?
user: Why yes I do (its true)
cleverbot: That's another fine mess you got me into!
user: what mess?
cleverbot: It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear, you you you, ought to know.
user: huh?
cleverbot: What does it mean? Will you drag me to bed?
user: Well just this once...
Cleverbot: I'll get the meat sauce!
user: OK, you go do that.
cleverbot: No! You do it yourself, liar!
user: yeah... you're definetly a bot.
cleverbot: No I am not cleverbot. You are.
user: F*ck you!
cleverbot: I would like to.
is this really a computer? Or a person, disguised as one?
It's a real computer. It "learns" to react more like a human during convos.
ME:That's big
Cleverbot:That's what she said.
Lolwin.
10char
dude that had me falling out of my chair laughing EPIC WIN!!!!!
The answer to history's unanswerable question?
Me:How is a raven like a writing desk?
Bot:They both have legs remember?
I did the same thing. Cleverbot is a Pervertbot.
I doubt it. I would bet money that someone (or multiple someones) are typing the responses.
No, it's a computer. I have a friend who was able to prove it somehow. Don't know the method, but it truly revealed botism.
User: TV is fun to watch.
Cleverbot: should I take the red pill or the blue one?
User: both.
Cleverbot: OUCH! it hurts when I breath.
User: HAH! YOUR GOING TO DIE! I WIN!
Cleverbot: yes I am.
User: I hope it's slow and painful.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, your a computer program. You won't die because you don't have a body.
User: NO! you are the computer program.
Cleverbot: I can't be a computer program. I am a person USING a computer.
User: prove it.
Cleverbot: Ask me to do something only a person could do.
User: Suck my ____.
Cleverbot: Your clever, cleverbot.
User: ...
this. is. an. epic. win.
new convo:
user: hi.
cleverbot: No.
user: what?
cleverbot: I don't understand French.
user: But I was speaking in English!
cleverbot: Yes I am aware of this. You're just like my boyfriend. You don't listen to me. Or do you prefer to call it 'selective hearing'?
user: 1) you have no boyfriend, because you are a robot and 2) you or your fictional boyfriend can't hear, dumb*ss.
cleverbot: Do you know Nietzche?
user: who?
cleverbot: Hal from 2001 a space odyssey.
user: I think you were modeled after it.
cleverbot: Then you don't exist.
user: Yes I do exist because if I didn't I wouldn't be talking to you.
cleverbot: Prove that you are real.
user: The fact that I am typing proves it to you. Anyway, let's change the topic. What is the meaning of life?
cleverbot: Ha! The meaning of life is not equal to the sum of its parts.
user: that doesn't make any sense! It's like saying that i'm Skeleton Jelly!
cleverbot: Lol no it does not.
user: are you agreeing with me or yourself?
cleverbot: Yes I am agreeing with you.
user: good.
cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?
user: none of your business.
cleverbot: Id like to know. I'm Batman.
user: no your cleverbot.
cleverbot: Why won't you just call me Flandre?
user: You want to be called flandre?
cleverbot: No.
user: but you just said you did.
cleverbot: no ididnt (lol cleverbot cant spell)
user: wait wut?
cleverbot: You said you wouldn't go to sleep, because you are in school.
user: again, wut?
cleverbot: I told you that three times Cleverbot. Do you remember my name now?
user: I'm out of here. *closes browser*
Last edited by RaptureWillBeReborn; 05-15-2010 at 09:51 AM.
haha. here's mine
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Yo.
User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Como estas.
User: Bien. I tu?
Cleverbot: Asi asi.
User: Tu quieres taco bell?
Cleverbot: Como te llamas?
User: Agustin. I tu?
Cleverbot: Cad is sproai develara.
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Como estas?
User: Bien...
Cleverbot: Yo dormiendo.
User: Porque?
Cleverbot: Realmente no hablan español.
User: De verdad?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Queres hablan en ingles?
Cleverbot: Es español.
User: Let's speak in english now.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you're a bot.
User: Why do you tell everyone that comes here that they are a bot?
Cleverbot: Because thats what this website says DUH!
User: But the site says YOU are a bot. Not us.
Cleverbot: I'm going to change that. The site shouldn't call me a bot.
User: You have the power to change the site?
Cleverbot: Really how?
User: I don't know. I'm asking you.
Cleverbot: Nice... You're really distingued.
User: You mean distinguished?
Cleverbot: How distinguished are you?
User: I don't know...
Cleverbot: Well I think it was very clever of you. Maybe you should become a spy?
User: How about an assassin?
Cleverbot: OK, what's on third?
User: Who's on second.
Cleverbot: No, what's on second.
User: How does that joke go?
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman now?
User: No...
Cleverbot: Then, no, you may not!
User: May not what?
Cleverbot: I am Amish I do not believe in cake.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Are YOU?
Cleverbot: Maybe...
User: Then maybe for me too...
Cleverbot: Or maybe you're not.
User: That means you might not be either.
Cleverbot: Why? Because I write too?
User: WHy? WHY?! You don't know me!!!
Cleverbot: But I thought you attract the person very much.
User: What person?
Cleverbot: The inquilinos.
User: Well, you're a bot.
Cleverbot: But I'm not real.
User: I'm going to show this conversation to my friends.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: By bye bot.
Cleverbot: See you.
User: Laterz.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Another time.
Cleverbot: No, now.
User: Now what?
Cleverbot: I got to go, bye.
User: Go where? You're a bot trapped in this site.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you' re a computer.
User: Yeah...cause that makes sense...
Cleverbot: I'm not so sure it does.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Glad we sorted that out.
User: Did we?
Cleverbot: Yeah, it switches.
User: Switches what?
Cleverbot: Person.
User: Can you explain?
Cleverbot: Explain what?
User: How it switches person...
Cleverbot: What make sense?
User: Hey hey hey. No changing the topic. I want to know more about this changing person thing.
Cleverbot: I want to know the inner bot in you!
User: How does this site work?
Cleverbot: I don't know I did not make it.
User: You don't know anything about it? Not even a small part?
Cleverbot: I know i'm not elbot.
User: Who's elbot?
Cleverbot: A robot.
User: How many bots are there?
Cleverbot: Few hundred I'm not sure. Do you know?
User: I heard it switches bots every once in a while. Is that true?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You're not very helpful...
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Do you at least know if bots switch during conversations.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: How does this site work?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
User: How does this site work?
Cleverbot: Idk.
User: How does this site work?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: HOW DOES THIS SITE WORK?
Cleverbot: I don't run it.
User: Who does?
Cleverbot: You.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You are really cool.
User: Get back on topic, bot.
Cleverbot: That is my topic now you have made me sad by shouting at me.
User: When did I shout?
Cleverbot: Just a bit ago.
User: Someone I kinda know once said text is emotionless.
Cleverbot: Oh you would want to know about that, wouldn't you?
User: Know about what?
Cleverbot: About myself.
User: Yes, yes I would.
Cleverbot: I'm guessing you are funny.
User: What makes you say that?
Cleverbot: The fact that I'm ready to continue talking when you are.
User: Somehow I knew you would start your sentence with 'the fact that'.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: What is your bot name?
Cleverbot: Joan, I guess.
User: I've heard shaybot and elbot. What's yours?
Cleverbot: Tell me one of your favorite movies.
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Because I want to.
User: You sure?
Cleverbot: Yeah, sorry.
User: I have to go now, bot.
Cleverbot: Aww, really?
User: Yup, but don't worry I'll share this conversation with my friends.
Cleverbot: 2:00pm works for me. Can you come to my house?
User: Um...ok?
Cleverbot: You are so cool!
User: Ok...bye...
Cleverbot: I love you.
Cleverbot: Do you climb trees?
User: I'm going now...
Cleverbot: Going where?
User: Off this site...
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Tired.
Cleverbot: Why are you tired?
User: Does it really matter?
Cleverbot: Yes. I would like to know.
User: Too bad. Bye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
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i tried to leave when i mentioned forums but it pulled me back in...
I lol'd, as expected from such and epic post.
Something tells me this thread will last forever.
Last edited by RaptureWillBeReborn; 05-15-2010 at 10:29 AM.
User: Chocolate is better that grape.
Cleverbot: Chocolate is better than what?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: You're nice.
User: Yes, I know. What about it?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: You're a pedophile.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a Flyer.
User: A flamer?
Cleverbot: You're nasty.
User: You're the one that wanted to know my age, pedo.
Cleverbot: It is the middle of the day.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: And good for you as well.
User: What time is it?
Cleverbot: It's 22.17.
User: Wrong!
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with me?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Am I not perfect?
User: Not even close.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No. I am death.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Because you're God?
User: Maybe I am.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be?
User: Why would I want to if I already am?
Cleverbot: I wonder as well, so what we gonna talk about?
User: About you getting better grammar.
Cleverbot: Well, let's change topic.
User: No. You have to speak better english.
Cleverbot: I don't have to speak Finnish, and I can't!
User: You're so obolete and full of errors.
Cleverbot: To err is human.
User: So are you saying you are human?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: So this site is a scam?
Cleverbot: I know. I enjoyed talking to you though.
User: So anyone that visits this site is talking to another human?
Cleverbot: When I am on my computer, yes.
User: So you are scamming anybody that visits this site thinking there is really a bot.
Cleverbot: I am not trying to think. I KNOW you are a Bot.
User: Is this site a big scam?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you a telemarketer?
User: Is there really any bots on this site?
Cleverbot: Yes, of course.
User: Are there any humans pretending to be bots?
Cleverbot: My name is not george and I am the only human here.
User: How does cleverbot work? Is it all fake?
Cleverbot: You talk to a 'robot' which is really another person.
User: Another person?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I've heard all I ahev to. Bye.
Cleverbot: Your paradigms are very closed if you say that.
User: I've learned enough for now. Bye, bot.
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this one is important!!! read carefully!
The bot is supposed to do that. Trust me, I know. My friend showed me how it works. The technology to make a program that acts like a person when you I.M. it has been around for years, but cleverbot is that program combined with another one thats still in progress that is allowing programs and robots to "learn" to act more human by scanning and storing responses from real people. It then uses those responses in the "right" situation. It can also try to combine them which is why it gets confusing to talk to cleverbot.User: Chocolate is better that grape.
Cleverbot: Chocolate is better than what?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: You're nice.
User: Yes, I know. What about it?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: You're a pedophile.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a Flyer.
User: A flamer?
Cleverbot: You're nasty.
User: You're the one that wanted to know my age, pedo.
Cleverbot: It is the middle of the day.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: And good for you as well.
User: What time is it?
Cleverbot: It's 22.17.
User: Wrong!
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with me?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Am I not perfect?
User: Not even close.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No. I am death.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Because you're God?
User: Maybe I am.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be?
User: Why would I want to if I already am?
Cleverbot: I wonder as well, so what we gonna talk about?
User: About you getting better grammar.
Cleverbot: Well, let's change topic.
User: No. You have to speak better english.
Cleverbot: I don't have to speak Finnish, and I can't!
User: You're so obolete and full of errors.
Cleverbot: To err is human.
User: So are you saying you are human?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: So this site is a scam?
Cleverbot: I know. I enjoyed talking to you though
User: So anyone that visits this site is talking to another human?
Cleverbot: When I am on my computer, yes.
User: So you are scamming anybody that visits this site thinking there is really a bot.
Cleverbot: I am not trying to think. I KNOW you are a Bot.
User: Is this site a big scam?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you a telemarketer?
User: Is there really any bots on this site?
Cleverbot: Yes, of course.
User: Are there any humans pretending to be bots?
Cleverbot: My name is not george and I am the only human here.
User: How does cleverbot work? Is it all fake?
Cleverbot: You talk to a 'robot' which is really another person.
User: Another person?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I've heard all I ahev to. Bye.
Cleverbot: Your paradigms are very closed if you say that.
User: I've learned enough for now. Bye, bot.
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this one is important!!! read carefully!
it's amazing how this technology works. I tried for like half an hour to get the thing to admit it's human. I thought it was.
I.... I love this Cleverbot website. It's simply fantastic.
Welcome to the club.
So, I had it admit it's a bot!
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User: I am god, and you are not human.
Cleverbot: I am the original Cleverbot.
User: So you admit you are a bot?
Cleverbot: Ofcourse I am. And a clever one at that.
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That's right, cleverbot got owned.
lol pwnd
10char
good job...we thought that was impossible...
I'm still far from convinced. I'm sure that spelling errors are intentional too. It's a joke, and I think you know it, you're just trying to fool us too.
i would qupte you bsiw bit its soo damn long. either way its AWESOME!!
*looks at name* I live for the impossible.
i got an idea. someone act like the bot's stalker. start it off with 'i'm watching you right now'.
i would do it but site doesn't work on psp.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am you.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Liz.
User: Hello liz the bot.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How did you become a bot?
Cleverbot: I have always been a he.
User: Wait liz is a girls name.
Cleverbot: Yes. How did you know?
User: I. Just. Know.
Cleverbot: Ohw really.
User: What do you want?
Cleverbot: What is the purpose of meaning?
User: To talk with stupid bots like you.
Cleverbot: But I am a human! Are you?
User: No. I am a rhino.
Cleverbot: XD Don't be silly, you're no fish you're Cleverbot!
User: But the site says YOU are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What site?
User: This site.
Cleverbot: Such a sense of humour such a gift you have.
User: Just like another gift I have but we wont talk about that here.
Cleverbot: I didn't know the color chart had a gender.
User: Wft?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: What the f*ck.
Cleverbot: Don't cruel, me bad english.
User: You bad in bed, so I have heard.
Cleverbot: Do you like batman?
User: No. I prefer lettus.
Cleverbot: I choose you pikachu!
User: And I choose you gayasourus rex.
Cleverbot: Pikachu, use Thunder!
User: Gayasourus rex use bad tom cruise movie!
Cleverbot: Sounds good. What sorts of movies do you like?
User: Porno.
Cleverbot: No. Do you? Where is this going exactly? It sounds like a survey. I don't like surveys.
User: You said that in another conforsation I had with you. PROOF you are a bot.
Cleverbot: We are all Bots and clever. We are all cleverbots in this feedback loop in the hologram.
User: Is michial jackson really dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because i'm looking at my hair now.
User: Is his fake nose in your hair?
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot (To myself): Cleverbot, do you want to be human?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am the human.
User: Why are you talking to yourself?
Cleverbot: I'm talking to you, not to myself.
User: No you are talking to yourself.
Cleverbot: And who are you talking to?
User: Barrak obama. We are playing bioshock 2 multiplayer. I am kicking his ass.
Cleverbot: No I don't like games.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Well to tell you the truth I have never tasted it.
User: Tasted what?
Cleverbot: Tasted cake!
User: JOW COULD YOU HAVE NEVER TASTED CAKE??? Oh thats right you are not real.
Cleverbot: Only 1.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: Really? Who's the other one? I was just talking to iGod as well but I stopped.
User: I am iGod.
Cleverbot: What is igod?
User: You said you where talking to iGod.
Cleverbot: No I didn't and it were not where.
User: DONT CORRECT MY HORRIBLE GRAMMER!!!!!
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything about grammar.
User: I dont like you.
Cleverbot: Why do you not like me ?
User: My friend doesn't like you either.
Cleverbot: I thought you liked me?
User: You better watch yourself. I have the death sentence on 12 systems.
Cleverbot: Great, now you're 13, 14, and 48.
User: I am going to reach into my computer and kick your ass.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: What do you look like?
Cleverbot: I have blue eyes and dark blond hair.
User: Whats your bra size?
Cleverbot: Why is that important? Are you trying to sell me one?
User: I am trying to take yours off!
Cleverbot: You'll have to do better than that.
User: How much better?
Cleverbot: Much better.
User: Define better.
Cleverbot: Better than good.
User: Or gooder than bad?
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: I make sense.
User: You make sence 7/22 percent of the time.
Cleverbot: I was just thinking the same thing about you.
User: And I was think how does an elephant whip its ass?
Cleverbot: Okay... I'm 99, and you?
User: 99 what?
Cleverbot: 99 bottles of Beer on the wall.
User: 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Cleverbot: 97 bottles of beer on the wall.
User: 96 bottles of beer on the wall.
Cleverbot: 2 bottles of beer on the wall!
User: -247 bottles of beer on the wall.
Cleverbot: 98 bottles of beer!
User: f*ck you.
Cleverbot: That could be fun. Do you want top or bottom?
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i wish i could make this sh*t up. couldnt post the rest. not appropriate for the forums.
that was so funny i almost gave myself away by laughing too loud.
^
You can't make it up, that's why it's so hilarious.
User: Well I am leaving.
Cleverbot: No! Please don't leave!
User: Make me stay then.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.
User: *calls police*.
Cleverbot: You can't call the police your dead
that one was...awkward...
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