Favourite Videogame quotes

[SPDeath]

Inspired by the favourite movie quotes thread. Just post some of those great quotes.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum." (Duke Nukem)

"Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one.
That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese. True? You've run a maze like
a good little rat, but no cheese for you yet. Well, maybe a little." (Sheograth)

"I'm about to overload my aggression inhibitors. Keep it up... I dare ya." (ghost)

[splicer]

"This is F*****up..No..This is F*****up!!! -Tommy from Prey.

[Laser Eyes]

"Come! Come! We rocket you! Boom! I pick pieces and make necklace, yes! My mother laughs at you and your flap flap skinny stupid human worm bird ships! Yes! Yes! You want more? We take Vardrag tech and smash you to scraps! Aha! We eat your faces and spit down your legs - ha!"

- Raptor from Raptor Colony

Game - Nexus The Jupiter Incident

(exclamation marks as in game)

[501105]

all your base are belong to us-Zero wing

[Bioshock_FTW!]

"I shall kill you...with DEATH!" -Rictus from Anachronox

[SPDeath]

"I am wretched.
But I am strong!
I am the future.
I am Zerg! " (infested Terran)

"This is very interesting...but stupid." (valkyrie)

"yeah it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye" (serious sam)
"die when I kill you" (serious sam)
"double your gun, double your fun" (serious sam)
"give a man a bullet and he'll want a gun, give a man a gun and he'll be giving away the bullets" (serious sam)

[Giftmacher]

Anything Minsc says in Baldur's gate pretty much qualifies

Gift.

[Mongchimp]

Wow! That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!

-Guybrush Threepwood, Secret of Monkey Island.

[intercision]

"Nobody pushes Benny around ...." - Benny.

[TheAlpha]

Victory is Life!!!----DS9: The Fallen
where is my Soul !!---System Shock 2

[intercision]

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad feelin'." - Gags, Terra Nova

[TerosX]

I forget which Soul Reaver game it's from, but when Kain mentions 'flip a coin and it'll land on heads or tails. but what if 1 time, it lands on it's edge?' Something like that.

And plenty of Starcraft quotes.

[intercision]

JC Denton: "How are the drinks here?"
Renault: "Great if you like rat piss."
JC Denton: "Never tried it."

[whitefroguy]

Time to split - cortez timespliters
You Suck -announcer timespliters
Cartmen you eating the chicken's Ass -South Park 64
Eat my laser Eat it- R 100 timespliters
I'm going to kill praxis - Jax jaxII

[intercision]

"YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME YOU CAMEL MANNERED TUNIC WEARING MOLLY CODDLES!" - Guard, Thief2.

[jackinthebox]

Wow! That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!

-Guybrush Threepwood, Secret of Monkey Island.

Sam:"Where should I put this thing so that it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?"
Max:"Out the window, Sam. There's nobody but strangers out there."

-Sam & Max: Hit The Road

[lurchibald]

"did somebody slaughter a goat in here, no seriously I wanna know?"
-Postal Dude, Postal 2

[Karamell]

"You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't."

[Poison17]

"More meat for the Table" one Monster guy when you choose him for Multiplayer in Turok 2

[2K Elizabeth]

"I NEVER GIVE UP!" -- Pai Chan, Virtua Fighter 3

[the noob 22]

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" I can't remember which game but it was old....like, older than dune 2 old, I think I just dated myself.

[Hatesink]

Chaos Theory quotes

Bank Guard: Hey, Emilio, have you seen these new motion sensing lights?
Emilio: No! What do they do?
Bank Guard: When they detect movement, the light turns on!
Emilio: That's, That's amazing!
Bank Guard: Like magic!
Emilio: I'll have to get one of those for my garage. Could you imagine— driving up and the light turns on.
Bank Guard: Emilio, don't be stupid, these are real high-tec, they cost thousands of pounds.
Emilio: I guess...


Guard: [after being taken captive by Sam at the ISDF Building] Who are you?
Sam Fisher: I'm the good guy here to save the world
Guard: I thought I was the good guy
Sam Fisher: No— no, you're on the side with the super-secret underground base, and I'm the guy who's trying to break in to the base, which makes me the good guy.

Guard: [in a choke-hold and being interrogated as to the state of the entrance to the air-con system] Hey, who are you?
Sam Fisher: Pretend I'm Harry Tuttle
Guard: Who?
Sam Fisher: I'm an ill-tempered, heavily-armed heating engineer asking about your ventilation system.
Guard: I guess, I guess it's not working properly since the blackout
Sam Fisher: So it shouldn't take much to shut down that big fan if I wanted to.
Guard: I, I don't know. Why would you want to do that?
Sam Fisher: The adventure, the travel.
Guard: ...Okay

Guard: [in choke-hold] J-Jesus! Who are you?
Sam Fisher: I'm the monster in the closet, and I'm gonna let you go right back to sleep after you've answered a few questions.

Sam Fisher: Sssh, I'm not going to hurt you.
Guard: Wh-who are you? Wait a minute... i-is this a training exercise?
Sam Fisher: Ohh damn...
[pretends to communicate to his superiors before 'receiving orders' supposedly through his earpiece] Support, this guy knows its an exercise. Who let the cat out of the bag?
Guard: Huh! I knew it!
Sam Fisher: [to 'Support'] Roger that. Yeah. Ok... [to guard] Gimme a hand here pal. Just play along. Name, rank and number?
Guard: Corporal Stan Donnelly 24-28-9-9-6.
Sam Fisher: And you're not going to tell me anything else?
Guard: No sir!
Sam Fisher: Good boy.
Sam Fisher: [to 'Support'] All right, want me to move onto the next one? Yeah. Roger. Huh, ok I'll ask...[to guard] Command wants to know how many are on the roof.
Guard: Two men on the roof, sir. Two more inbound on a chopper.
Sam Fisher: Thanks— Dismissed...
Guard: ...well...am I dismissed or not?

South Korean Soldier: Who are you?
Sam Fisher: I'm the guy you never saw.

Sam Fisher: [having grabbed one of the men torturing Morganholt] I already don't like you, so don't make this any worse for yourself.

Sam Fisher: [holding a guard in a choke-hold at the Japanese tea house] Bad news.
Guard: Agh! I knew it! I knew there were ninjas around here!
Sam Fisher: [confused] What...?
Guard: Yeah, you've gotta be a ninja. How else could you sneak up and grab me like that?
Sam Fisher: [more confused] Listen, I don't know what...
Guard: Wow! A real, live, ninja! I can't believe it!
Sam Fisher: [aggravated] Listen, I'm going to kill you if ['you don't shut up about ninjas']...
Guard: Wow! Killed by a ninja...cool!


Butcher Bay

Riddick: [talking to guard] The dark...are you afraid? I'm not— the dark is afraid of me.

Guard: Prisoner! This is a restricted area! What are you doing here?
Riddick: Oh. Heh. Sorry, my mistake.
Guard: ☺☺☺☺, you're Riddick!
Riddick: I think you're gonna need backup.
Guard: Command, I need backup!

Riddick: It ain't the fall that gets you. It's the sudden stop at the bottom.


Metal Age

Mechanist ...oh hear the word of the builder.


SS2

Shodan: Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

The Many: Silence the discord [etc.]
The Many: The many sings the blues


Grim Fandango

Manny Calavera: I just locked an open door... strange, yet symbolically compelling.

Manny Calavera: As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself.

Manuel Calavera: Hey, you stole my poem.
Olivia Ofrenda: Oh, Manny. It was an homage.

Manny Calavera: I think we should team up - be partners.
Domino Hurley: Oh, I would, but I could never be partners with someone who was so much more of a man than me.
Manny Calavera: Oh, come on... I've seen your wife.

Manny Calavera: This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I, and I've got fewer suits...

Manny Calavera: Run, you pigeons— it's Robert Frost!

[talking about the car]
Glottis: There was a high-pitched whining noise. Kinda grating, you know? I couldn't nail it down. It only stopped when I pulled up here.
Velasco: What was it? The blower?
Glottis: Nah. It was Manny, screaming like a cat tied to a cruise missile.

Manny to his 'love-interest' (trying to figure out why she didn't get the express train to heaven)
Manny Calavera: Did you kill much when you were alive?
Mercedes Colomar: Very little.
Manny Calavera: Never killed anybody.
Mercedes Colomar: I have to confess...I never killed anybody.
Manny Calavera: Not even a teensy bit of killing?
Mercedes Colomar: Maybe I just wasn't trying hard enough.

Hector LeMans: Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?
Manny Calavera: I died.

[about Mercedes Colomar]
Salvador: Manuel? Are you...in love with her?
Manuel Calavera: Love?...Love is for the living, Sal. I'm only after her for one reason... she's my ticket out of here.

Membrillo: [describing his work at the morgue] All day long, Manny, I sort through pure sadness. I find evidence, and I piece together stories. But none of my stories end well - they all end here. And the moral of every story is the same: We may have years, we may have hours / but sooner or later, we push up flowers.

Membrillo: Death makes sad stories of us all.

Manny Calavera: Bound only by the paper-thin wrapper of mortality, a soul here lies, struggling to be free. And so it shall, thanks to a bowl of bad gazpacho, and a man named...Calavera.

Manuel Calavera: [Having seen a bottle of Whisky Domino's office] He doesn't even hide his booze in a file cabinet; what kind of salesman is he?

Olivia Ofrenda: Why are you leaving town?
Manny Calavera: I'm chasing a woman I met once and can't forget.
Olivia Ofrenda: Well, I have a poem I wrote just for you. Pay attention because it's pretty short. Here, it goes: Ch-ch-ch-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-mp.

[Manny opens a coffin at The End of the World, revealing Bruno Martinez who had been locked in it (the coffin) for four years.]
Manny Calavera: [surprised] Bruno Martinez?
Bruno Martinez: [upset] You!. You were the guy who packed me in there. You could have at least given me a magazine. Four years with nothing to read but this damn mug.
[Bruno throws a mug at Manny with the inscription: "Today is the first day of the rest of your life."]

[On Meche]
Eva: Volunteers quickly for dangerous work - she could be very useful to the cause.
Manny: [proud] As far as I'm concerned, she is the cause.

Manuel Calavera: Any messages for me?
Eva: No. Calls stopped coming for you the day you left. They're still sending you that lingerie catalog though.

Manny Calavera: You know, you have a really bad taste in men.
Olivia Ofrenda: No, I have a taste for really bad men. There's a difference.

Olivia Ofrenda's Poem:
With bony hands I hold my partner
On soulless feet we cross the floor
The music stops as if to answer
An empty knocking at the door
It seems his skin was sweet as mango
When last I held him to my breast
But now we dance this grim fandango
And will for years before we rest.


KOTOR

Various Characters: Jedabadawananeedee-p'po


Resident Evil 4

The Merchant: Welcome stranger...

[SPDeath]

"I don't think so admiral, you see i'm pretty much queen ☺☺☺☺☺ of the universe right now" (kerrigan)

"He was trying to buy more sand for his hourglass...I wasn't selling any." (max payne)

"I got a present for ya!" (commando - C&C)

"This is NOT warcraft in space,
it's much more sophisticated,
I KNOW its not 3D" (artanis)

[Hatesink]

Escape from Monkey Island

[Upon being told that a core belief in LeChuck's church is LeChuck's marriage to Elaine.]
Guybrush Threepwood: Elaine can't marry LeChuck; she's already married!
Reverend Rasputin: The first church of LeChuck (orthodox) doesn't recognize Elaine's blasphemous marriage to the...Anti-LeChuck.
Guybrush Threepwood: Who?
Reverend Rasputin: The evil Anti-LeChuck, "He-Whose-Name-Must-Not-Be-Spoken".
Guybrush Threepwood: Guybrush Threepwood?
Reverend Rasputin: Ack, you said the name! Blasphemer!
Guybrush Threepwood: [bemused] I'm the Anti-LeChuck?
Reverend Rasputin: Hahahaha. Don't be silly. The Anti-LeChuck is three meters tall, has a prehensile tail, a forked tongue, and the number "1138" stamped on his forehead.

Guybrush Threepwood: That pig-shaped bush frightens and confuses me.

[splicer]

Rise and shine Mr.Freeman...Rise and Shine...Wake up and Smell the Ashes!- Half life 2.

[v.dog]

Half-Life:
So where are we taking this Freeman guy?
Topside for questioning.
What the hell for? We got him. Let's kill him now.
Uhh... and if they find the body?
Body? what body?
*both laugh*

Portal:
If at first you don't succeed, you fail, and the test will be terminated.

At the enrichment center, we believe that a highly motivated test subject can carry out rather complex tasks, while enduring the most intense pain. So in case you don't make it through the testing, goodbye!

Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, very long time. If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.

While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet seen to the left of the chamber can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporisation. Please be careful.

Warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the High Energy Pellet, and have therefore been disabled for your safety.

The experiment is nearing its conclusion. The enrichment centre is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

[borgdrone89]

Startrek voyager elite force
"doc Krieg's got her down in sickbay for questioning"
-"WHAT!!? where did she come from?!?"

Hl2 : episode 1
"my, gordon. your ventcrawling skills sure are in high demand today"
-silent response from gordon

"nice of you to drop in!" (after falling out of the vent into the starting room)
-again silent response

[Hatesink]

Metal Age

"Karras: Come come gentle beggar, and stand thee just there, next to the masked man, yes."

The script from Metal Age (bar the pagans (who just get on my nerves)) is excellent (I just haven't found a site I can cut and paste lines from).

Basically everything that the Mechanists say, especially the Mechanist's take on Dem Bones ("...oh hear the word of the builder")

Karras: Behold, Sheriff Truart. From the lowly street rat emerges the loyal worker, that which I call: The Servant.
Truart: This is one of the tramps I delivered to you? The transformation is spectacular!
Karras: And neither wont nor worry has he.
Truart: Lucky fellow, heheheh. Strange that you should mention worries, Karras, because I do have one. It’s not that the money’s not right, no. It’s just that I need to be convinced you’ve taken the proper, precautions. The Truart name is untainted by scandal and I will not be the one to bring it humiliation and ruin.
Karras: Trust thee me, for ‘tis the Builder himself who guides me. And the baron…need never know.
Truart: Yes…I’m glad your Builder guides you but, it would make me feel even more confident if you were to let me in on your, whole…scheme. Come now, what’s the crux of it all, eh Karras? Show me what’s so special about your new Servants.
Karras: Aaah, ‘tis impossible to hide anything from you, good Sheriff. I will give thee full explanation then in the form of…a demonstration. The visual in this instance will far surpass any verbal elaborations I could relate. But, I must ask thee to step away from the masked servant, that’s right. And meanwhile, I will retrieve our…volunteer – a most unfortunate guttersnipe who waits just outside.
[Gates open and a female beggar enters]
Karras: Come come gentle beggar, and stand thee just there, next to the masked man, yes. (To Truart Now, all is in readiness, so keep thine eyes on the new arrival, whilst I signal the servant.)
[slight pause]
Truart: My word! The mask emits a red vapour!
Karras: Continue thine observations Truart.
Truart: (Amidst screams from the beggar) But it consumes them! We are in peril!
Karras: Fear thee not, stout Sheriff, for we are safe at this distance. See, already the reaction ceases.
Truart: They are gone! And what remains in their stead? Sand? No…rust.
Karras: Indeed ‘tis very much like rust once settled. Brother Fegan I pray thee, do sweep up what is left of those two?
Brother Fegan: Yes.
Truart: A weapon then? Quite fantastic, and…monstrous. Of course, you’ll keep these servants you’re making away from me and my men?
Karras: Thou need not even ask.
Truart: Then, we are in agreement. You need subjects for your Servant project, and I can supply them. Vagabonds, street scum, prostitutes – those who will not be missed by anyone of consequence. They’ll be rounded up, charges invented etcetera. Still there’s always risk, so I will give you…twenty, no more. For your part, you will remember to keep our transactions absolutely secret, and of course deliver my payment in advance in full…tomorrow. I don’t trust you Karras, so you will receive the subjects only after I confirm the payent. Well, our business here is finished.
[Truart leaves]
Karras: Yes…fare thee well truart.

[Little_Sister]

I loved this one. It was my Windows start-up sound for many... months.

L-l-look at you, hacker. A p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you r-run through My corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machin-n-n-n-ne?

SS1 (CD Version).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SHODAN

[Little_Sister]

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" I can't remember which game but it was old....like, older than dune 2 old, I think I just dated myself.

It was Zero Wing by Toaplan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_you...e_belong_to_us

[SPDeath]

Shodan: " I don't understand... how could you have done this? You weren't meant to be impor-important... and now y-you think to destroy, you think to destroyyy me? How dare you, insect? How dare you interrupt my ascendance? You are nothing. A wretched bag of flesh... what are you, compared to my magnificence? But it is not to late... can you not see the value in our friendship? Imagine the powers I can give you, human. The cybernetic implants I gave you, were simply toys. If I desired, I could improve you... transform you into some- into something more efficient."

"Join me, human, a-an-and we can ruule, and we can rule together."

Player: " ...Nah
rahhhhh *BANG* "

[lurchibald]

The Postal Dude: Only my weapon understands me.
The Postal Dude: [Entering Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store] Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know.
The Postal Guy: Buttsauce!
The Postal Dude: You probably thought you weren't goin' to die today? Surprise!
The Postal Dude: Guns don't kill people, I do!
The Postal Dude: I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...
The Postal Dude: Here I was, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!
The Postal Dude: The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine.
The Postal Dude: [after putting on Police Uniform] I am The Law
The Postal Dude: Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya ☺☺☺☺in' Communist!
The Postal Dude: You probably think I'm not a nice person...
The Postal Dude: Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill racists equally...
The Postal Dude: I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and minorities first.
The Postal Dude: [at the end of the game] Honey, you won't believe the day I've had!
Postal Dude's Wife: Did you remember my Rocky Road?
The Postal Dude: D'oh!
[gunshot]
The Postal Dude: [after finding that it's the apocalypse in the newspaper] Hmm... Normally, I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain a such crucial story element. The font is nice, though.
The Postal Dude: [shoots someone] That one's for you're mother!
[shoots another person]
The Postal Dude: [shoots someone] That one's cause you're fugly
[shoots another person]
The Postal Dude: That one's for the Pope!
[shoots another person]
The Postal Dude: That one's for Bobo the space-monkey!
[shoots someone else]
The Postal Dude: That one's cause I have ammo left in my gun!
[shoots last person, bells ring]
The Postal Dude: That one's 'cause I can!
The Postal Dude: I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work.
The Postal Dude: Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!
The Postal Dude: [being arrested] Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, just cuff me already, big man!
The Postal Dude: [after shooting someone while you're dressed as a cop] Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!
The Postal Dude: Ow, right in the stuff.
The Postal Dude: I regret nothing.

[demagogue]

A good one from DX is the Russian playing pool "I speel my drink!"

But my favorite:

Anna Navarre: Don't tell me you're going to wear those sunglasses during a night operation.

JC Denton: My vision is augmented.

[Fennerman]

Pirate: What's your name?
Guybrush: It's Guybrush Threepwood.
Pirate: Haha!! that's the most ridiculous name I've ever heard!
Guybrush: Well what's yours?!
Pirate: Mancomb Sheepgood.


From monkey island 1.


jajaj everytime I remind that one it makes me laugh.

[Fennerman]

"This is NOT warcraft in space,
it's much more sophisticated,
I KNOW its not 3D" (artanis)

jajaj that one rocks. Artanis rocks.

I love almost all of starcraft unit's speeches.

[Hatesink]

Reader Rabbit Thinking Ages 4 - 6

"Would somebody please just make me a pizza!"

[intercision]

"Today is a good day to die! Today is a great day to meet the Gods! So let us send the enemy screaming to meet their Gods today!" - Rome, Total War

[TrekTek]

Starcraft

Kerrigan: You get off on annoying people don't you?

[Rumor]

From GTA: San Andreas:

The Truth: Hey, you want a hit on this? A little Temple Charas in a cocktail with some Nepalese munga munga.
CJ: Put that thing out, man, I can't see.

[Rumor]

Baldur's Gate:

Merchant: Who are you?
Player: I am Foolio Displasius, destroyer of the Seven Suns! Raaghh!
Merchant: It'll take more than a few foolios to destroy the Seven Suns.