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    Bioflu

    I understand that there is to be a mysterious outbreak of an unknown virus around 21-24 august preventing people from attending work on those days Does anyone think they may..cough..get this?

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    Already requested the 21st off from work maybe I should take more than one day...I'm not gonna want to go to work the next day, either. Ohhh boy.
    Teh bioshock pandemic...

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    A week and it should clear up........

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    I don't have a job yet, I don't know if I will have one by then or not so if I don't have one then I wouldn't have to take a break from Work, and if I do get a job it will probably be Part time since I'm starting College in the fall.

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    Will have school then and I can already feel the cold I will have that week.

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    lol this thread got moved even though it is off topic...

    read the thread before moving it

    EDIT:
    LOL I think it just got moved back as I wrote that.

    EDIT2:
    hahahaha okay I get it now. Mind my confusion, I am so out of it right now. It got moved FROM general to off topic. Weeeee
    Last edited by Bioshock_FTW!; 05-14-2007 at 10:28 AM.

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    @FTW

    They say the first signs start just like that... then in 3 months and 7 days, give or take 3 days depending on where you are, the full blown case of it occurs:

    Mindlessly going to the store (such as EB or Game Stop). Rushing there and back again at insane speeds. Once back home, running over to the PC, and then it gets worse. Drooling (as the game installs) More drooling (as you stare at the ipictures as it installs) Bug-Eyes. (From the moment you see it starting to install) Unexplained feelings of excitement and bursts of energy. (As you watch the opening sequence) Dread, Fear, and Paranoid behavior. (Following the first minute of play) Jumping at every little sound (Also after first min of play)

    Seeing the symptons above, how could you possibly go to work?!


    Peace,
    Cor

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    LOL that's that tuesday morning for me to the T! I can't wait! I'm gonna sh*t myself!

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    See,its already attacking your immune system!-involuntary bowel movements,a sure sign of Bioflu!

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    it is so good to not have to work

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    Quote Originally Posted by splicer View Post
    See,its already attacking your immune system!-involuntary bowel movements,a sure sign of Bioflu!
    You mean to tell me that I have to crap myself to enjoy a week of bioflu?
    Yeesh.
    Well, for the love of Bioshock, Ill give it a go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bioshock_FTW! View Post
    lol this thread got moved even though it is off topic...

    read the thread before moving it

    EDIT:
    LOL I think it just got moved back as I wrote that.

    EDIT2:
    hahahaha okay I get it now. Mind my confusion, I am so out of it right now. It got moved FROM general to off topic. Weeeee
    edit#2 is correct

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackinthebox View Post
    edit#2 is correct
    hooray! now i can sleep easy at night...
    thanks jack

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    Well, I might be finally finishing up college when Bioshock gets released, the game might have to wait till the weekend.

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    What!!!-come on dude,get your priorities in order

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    Good Lord! Don't know what came over me,

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