
Originally Posted by
Northwood Cox
No real spoiler here, just something I found hilarious.
In the hallway right after the Adonis Resort lobby (where you have your first little tiff with Big Sister) there's an advertisement poster immediately to your left, endorsing a product called the Happy Handmaid.
It's billed as a massager, but there are a few little hints as to its actual purpose: "Three massage settings and a gentle warming effect leave the skin gently flushed and feeling youthful. A discreet companion to end your stressful day."
It's marketed specifically for women, and mentions the absence of a lady's husband "who's always working in the office". The device is shaped like, uh... let's say, an eggplant. I expect anyone who's seen the Mad Men episode from Season One with the "Electrosizer" (Ep. 11, "Indian Summer") will get the joke.
For anyone who still doesn't get it, I'll leave you with this movie quote from Fight Club, spoken by the Lost Baggage Claims guy (WARNING, THE FOLLOWING IS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY): "It's a ☺☺☺☺☺."