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    world's longest sentence

    similiar to the word game only you keep the sentence going only adding a few words each time. let me start.

    when I stepped out of the car I.....

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    ...realized this thread was dumb so I posted witty rhetoric in response to it.


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    ... and realized last time i saw this done in another forum it had over 3 million posts so i continued walking down the street to see a group of....
    :P

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    noobs. the end.

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    you foiled my plans... my dreams are dead nooo, now i'm going to go kill myself, now how do you feel! haha well this thread will prbly get closed...

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    We have another thread somewhat similar but instead of sentences, we're all contributing parts of a story.

    http://forums.2kgames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=492

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    I quite like this idea, so I'll add a sentence

    when I stepped out of the car I.....
    ...realised I'd lost my housekeys...
    Last edited by Hatesink; 05-10-2007 at 10:25 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatesink View Post
    I quite like this idea, so I'll add a sentence



    ...realised I'd lost my housekeys...
    and my pygmy kitty cat, so I...

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    Quote Originally Posted by witch View Post
    and my pygmy kitty cat, so I...
    ...turned to get back into the car only to find that I'd locked my car keys inside it...

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    so I smashed the window and hot wired that ☺☺☺☺☺ only to remember that my keys were already in the car, I felt like such a.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff View Post
    so I smashed the window and hot wired that ☺☺☺☺☺ only to remember that my keys were already in the car, I felt like such a.....
    ...heel when I realised I was also out of petrol and stuck outside my house without my house-keys, at which point I figured I'd...

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    ...call my mother in law, at which point I found out that I had no spare change to call her, so....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rapture_Survivalist View Post
    ...call my mother in law, at which point I found out that I had no spare change to call her, so....
    ...I decided to try and find a way around the back of my apartment to see if I'd left a window open...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatesink View Post
    ...I decided to try and find a way around the back of my apartment to see if I'd left a window open...
    ........i found a open window but it was on the second floor,i tried to climb up to it and fell and broke my........

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    Quote Originally Posted by ^ilovebioshock! View Post
    ........i found a open window but it was on the second floor,i tried to climb up to it and fell and broke my........
    ...nokia, which meant I couldn't call a locksmith, so I tried to scale the side of the building a second time, but was spotted by a passing policeman who...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatesink View Post
    ...nokia, which meant I couldn't call a locksmith, so I tried to scale the side of the building a second time, but was spotted by a passing policeman who...
    ...arrested me and did not believe any of the story I was telling him, but before we got to the station he spotted a...

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    group of african american men who looked to be quite well-off, this enraged the police officer so much so that he actually slammed the breaks on, jumped out of the car and....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff View Post
    group of african american men who looked to be quite well-off, this enraged the police officer so much so that he actually slammed the breaks on, jumped out of the car and....
    ...screamed at the sky, at which point...

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    ...the african americans noticed this and decided to help by also yelling at the sky, which made....

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    ...it easy for me to sneak out of the car and run down the nearest alley, but I still had hand-cuffs on so I....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corgano View Post
    ...it easy for me to sneak out of the car and run down the nearest alley, but I still had hand-cuffs on so I....
    ...'steepled' my hands together and pressed my index fingers to my chin to appear as if in deep contemplation (with a view to disguising, to those in my immediate vicinity, the fact that I was wearing handcuffs ), but of course this was only a temporary measure, and I had to do something about the handcuffs, so...
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    so i turned the key that was in the handcuffs and took them off afterall it was the polics officers first day so free from the cuffs then i decided too....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nihil View Post
    so i turned the key that was in the handcuffs and took them off afterall it was the polics officers first day so free from the cuffs then i decided too....
    ...lay low for a while, so I headed for a nearby cinema, and when I got there...

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    I was greeted by an odd looking man in a purple rain coat..he said.........

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    all your base are belong to us he then....

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    ... pimp slapped me and tipped his feathered hat and said ur ho's are MINE biotch then he....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nihil View Post
    ... pimp slapped me and tipped his feathered hat and said ur ho's are MINE biotch then he....
    ...gave me a free ticket to see Spiderman 3, and just as the movie started I...

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    really needed to pee so I took a leak in my bucket of popcorn and....

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    when i returned to my seat,there was an $100 dollar bill on it so I.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by splicer View Post
    when i returned to my seat,there was an $100 dollar bill on it so I.......
    Got up and bought the largest nachos I could get with the biggest drink I could get and that cost...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corgano View Post
    Got up and bought the largest nachos I could get with the biggest drink I could get and that cost...
    ...nothing (the clerk was in the john) and then i walked back to my seat and...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lurchibald View Post
    ...nothing (the clerk was in the john) and then i walked back to my seat and...
    ...noticed that a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden had taken my seat so i walked up to him and...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lurchibald View Post
    ...noticed that a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden had taken my seat so i walked up to him and...
    ...politely asked him to move and offered him some nachos, and then I noticed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corgano View Post
    ...politely asked him to move and offered him some nachos, and then I noticed...
    That in fact he wasnt a traffic warden but a NASA scientist he grinned at me and said....

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    Do you like the gravity gun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 501105 View Post
    Do you like the gravity gun?
    then I said,"Oh,hey Alyx, you workin' for NASA now",then she said,"Hello Gordon,Yea my dad wants me to have a successful life,what don't I have a successful by beating the ☺☺☺☺ out of inter-deminsional headhumpers",then I said,"Your lucky I can't even talk most of the time,wheres Dog",she then said,"Oh he got a job as a seeing-eye-robodog,he won't need to stop for the cars the cars will stop for him,and Barney he has a job that he has to wear a Purple dinosour suit and sing with little kids,and Docter Kleiner is in a retirment home",then I said,"Hmmmm where is the G-man","the who",said Alyx"Oh nobody",I said
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    ..."you mean the creepy guy that everybody debates about? sure, i saw him in another dimension brushing his suit off, and personally, i think he's you from the future!"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by borgdrone89 View Post
    ..."you mean the creepy guy that everybody debates about? sure, i saw him in another dimension brushing his suit off, and personally, i think he's you from the future!"...

    "You know what if he is me from the future,i'll have to ask him if
    I get married and have kids,man,I miss throwing dudes in gasmasks around a room with a blue gravity gun ah good times good times"

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