Master Chief weighs literally a ton in his suit, right? If that's so, why can't he just pull a Mario and start squishing Grunts, Jackals, and the like?
Here's the scenario:
MC: lolololololololololol *SQUISH*
Grunt: Son of a b**ch. Get the F**K off me!!
that is a great queston which im sure has a great answer
Because its more fun to run up and stick a grenade in their face.Originally Posted by OMGIt'stheRumbler!!!
But seriously, who knows?
If you read the book that's basically what he actually does.
In one scene he runs out of ammo so he starts kicking grunts like footballs
Yeah, but for me it would be funnier if he starting Mario smashing grunts, sort of like Goombas.If you read the book that's basically what he actually does.
In one scene he runs out of ammo so he starts kicking grunts like footballs
um and a jackel with a sniper rifle is going to let you step on him how?
And then maybe he will go smash some blocks hoping for a mushroom.
then he will become addicted to mushrooms and start going into peoples houses and brutally beating the husband to death and thinks he saved the wife
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