Since noone wanted to play me (saaaaad faaaaaaace) I went ranked and picked random.
Wound up against America (darn) and got a nice big island with 1 balanced spot and 1 barb for pottery....how joyfull....
I made a galley with a warrior in it to find the mainland, and grabbed 2 barbs for 70g, then found a nice Indian caravan which was handed over briefly to make peace for delivering it.
Put 2nd settler on my islands balanced spot (I settled near barb) in order to get a settler out, but I met the americans on the continent whilst making my way to Delhi with 3 warriors.
Got there quite late (1800BC), but after 6 more turns of struggling I got the cap
Then I realised I hadn't been stomped with horses yet, and waddayaknow, a settled GS was in Washington!
->I felt like I could win this one, so I sent over a horse from my island towards the continent, but bumped into a blue galley, which sank mine.
now THAT delayed me A LOT, but I managed to get a 2nd galley (hammers +3 cities on gold) and a HA got to the continent "soon" (500BC... *sigh*)
My gp was a GA, which did NOTHING the ENTIRE ff'n GAME
America was racing ahead in tech (3 total) whilst preparing defences for its settler.
2 AA's protected it, but once settled it fell to my 9 attack non-vet HA (9-6 ftw) increasing my culture with yet another point!
Anyways, I teched up to 5 techs, got cats out, veted'm up and wanted to sail towards my goal, but he sank me once more....
Eventually I had a ninja WA, vet HA and vet cat army at his doorstep, and he had 6 techs (won't say the date because it's emberassing), but I attacked 13.5-15 to soften him up....but I won!
Then he attacked with a HA.... a mighty 6 attack vs 12 def of my vet fully fortified warrior army in his forest, lol
I won that fight as well, granting me a Great General!
Then the cats brought 30 points of pain on his final AA and the cap (thus the game) was mine.
I'll never ever think of quiting a ranked match against America again...even with a smelly island start, lol