Say Anything You Want Thread (1000 Post Thread)

[Hatesink]

First of all— you don't have to read every post in this thread. All it's here for is to let you post random comments whenever you feel like it, just for the fun of it.

It's a little like a forum community game where you just post any random comment you like just becauuse it's fun.

There aren't really any rules beyond those that you agreed to when you registered with the forum.

You can post any random comment you want to and it can be as long or as short as you like.

Okay— so I'll start the ball rolling...

[Hatesink]

I love posting to this thread.

I just want to post to it all the time.

[LowEnergyCycle]

I must also remember to kick Mr. Gimble outta my god-damned Flat and go to bed. The Internet is not a productive place to be at...... 1:45am in the mother-loving morning.

Aside from that, I must also remember to..... awww I dunno. Drink more? Drink less? Do the washing-up? Send off my police-summons for having a head-light out? Buy a belated Mother's-Day card? Pay my council tax? Appreciate my Girlfriend? Finish Gears of War? Examine the potential for a BBQ over Easter?

Who knows.

Anyway, Mr. Gimble is now asleep on my sofa.

[Adabiviak]

I'd like to take a moment to document the second cancer tumor in this somewhat newly established forum. It's such a perfect metaphor (and this is the perfectly themeless yet ironically germane topic to post it in) that I couldn't resist. In case you missed the previous description of this metaphor, here's the scoop. Cancer cells are like other cells, but they reproduce uncontrollably, which leads to other problems and, if not controlled, death. They are still cells of the same type as the 'host' cells (as opposed to, say, foreign bodies that may themselves cause illness or lead to cancer, which in this metaphor would be spam or even worse, actual malicious code which we fortunatly haven't seen yet). Themeless, post-count-based topics are the equivalent to cancer in an online forum. They reproduce uncontrollably by their very nature, are the same type of topics as any other, and, if not controlled, may cause server issues. I'm thinking of another online forum where the post count was in the tens of thousands and it actually took the forum offline. In fact, the causes of cancer may even be done in the course of 'normal' daily routines without necessarily knowing it. For example, as I post in this topic, I'm helping foster the new tumor here. It's fun to explore this metaphor and it takes my mind off work now that I'm home. Now I don't smoke myself, but smoking, I believe, would be a similar activity with similar results. Moderators are the immune system - they have the ability to prune posts and generally maintain the health of the forum. Signatures are pure bloat - they make the forum 'fat' and, unfortunately, this metaphor is too blunt to be fun to elaborate on. Did I ever say thanks, by the way, for not allowing signatures on this forum? Anyway, here's to everyone's health. Cheers!

[Jeff]

the "what are you listening to right now?" thread would be the first cancerous thread, I believe anyway.

I'm currently toy'ing with the idea of hosting a drunken halo2 lan night this saturday night, I'd very much like to do so as I haven't had a good one (with more than 6 people) in quite some time. Only problem is that saturday night is the night after tomorrow so organizing it on such short notice would be an act of god. I know there's enough people who would be interested but I'm not entirely sure the time frame would allow it to go smoothly, so I'm also toy'ing with the idea of postponing it for a week in order to garner a larger of audience. I don't really like to get these things going unless there's 10 - 15 people involved.

So how bout it everyone? I'm willing to put you all up in my basement, but you'll have to provide your own airfare. It won't be that hard to get here from the air-port as I'm not all that far outside of Toronto, where you would most likely be flying in to. C'mon! International flight for a night or two of drunken halo fun, I'll even let you drink my booze.

[LowEnergyCycle]

God-damn Adabiviak! You've described the Internet!

- At least, if you start at GameSpot -
Well done!

[Hatesink]

If they enabled signatures, mine would be:

"Happiness is a warm GPU"

[LowEnergyCycle]

Jeff:

I'd genuinely love to - that sort of gaming hilarity is scarce around these parts.

But TORONTO?!

That's, like, half-way around the globe!

[Redraf]

I'm not too far from Toronto. I'm up in Hamilton. So bring it on!

[Rapture_Tourist]

I hate my computer, because the Window Movie Maker freezed. I was making my own personal Bioshock trailer (Music Video of "Klonen kann sich lohnen") but I haven't saved since 45 minutes O.o

[LowEnergyCycle]

I hate my computer, because the Window Movie Maker freezed. I was making my own personal Bioshock trailer (Music Video of "Klonen kann sich lohnen") but I haven't saved since 45 minutes O.o

Oddly enough, the first 45 minutes of my working morning today were fraught with similar perils when AutoCAD kindly informed me that it had experienced an "exception" of some nature, and that it must now "forget everything I had told it to do all god-damn morning".

What a guy!

[LowEnergyCycle]

... Any chance you could localize that hilarious rant Raveness? I mean, it was god-damn side-splitting, but I only understood around 50% of it...

But then, I suppose I thought my day was bad... sitting in front of AutoCAD... again... and again...

I dream of trips on the "Choob"

[Hatesink]

I've spent more or less the whole day in a BibHanger.

[2K Elizabeth]

i have a horrible habit of working at all hours of the night. like right now.

[LowEnergyCycle]

i have a horrible habit of working at all hours of the night. like right now.

It's like.... 3:40am where I am. My loving girlfriend fell asleep 4 hours ago and I'm listening to some dickhead I recently named Mr. Gimble snoring on my couch.

And I'm still here.

What the hell is wrong with me?

Good night everybody.

[Hatesink]

i have a horrible habit of working at all hours of the night. like right now.

lol

It's quarter to four in the morning where I am

[Redraf]

10:45 here. I stay up to midnight almost every night because Ctrl+Alt+Del updates at midnight and then it just became part of my sleep schedule. Sometimes I even stay up to see Explosm update.

[nmrahde]

9:45 here.

Tech Support for a living gets old...quick.

A bagel would be nice right now. And some Bailey's.

[Redraf]

...mmm...Bailey's....

(I've never had it in my life, I swear!)

Where do you support tech?

[Hatesink]

I have to go to bed before I fall asleep on my keyboard.

Good night everyone

[LowEnergyCycle]

Thanks Raveness, it's even more side-☺☺☺☺ingly hilarious now!

And good night Hatesink - why (and how?) are we still awake? It's nearly 4:00am!

And as for Mr Gimble... well... I don't even know how he's still alive. He sounds as if he's on the very cusp of cardiac arrest. The symptoms seem to continue on a by-regular, 5-minute-ish cycle. I can only imagine the death-like horrors I may wake up to find in my otherwise boring living-room...

Taa taa for now.

[nmrahde]

Illinois. for various electronics companies. originally we had more pc calls but now my day consists of fixing copiers, mp3 players, and reading cash register manuals to people.

hence the want for bailey's. the bagel is just because.

[splicer]

I think i missed the party! nite.

[Redraf]

I'm tired for no good reason. I have a habit of being tired when I shouldn't be and being not tired when I should be :S

[^ilovebioshock!]

i is intillegant munky

[Jeff]

Congratulations to me, I procrastinated another entire day away! Gotta tell you I'm not a lazy guy but unemployment turns me into a sluggish being with an indescribable talent of doing nothing. It's actually frustrating, I make plans to do something and then sleep through the morning, wake up around noon or 1 in the afternoon and greet my concious self with thoughts of "Ok, I'll be out of the shower and ready by 2, out of the door by 2:30" ... 4pm rolls around and I finally concede the day's inability to function. Even worse this always seems to happen during the worst possible of times, i.e. when I can't reschedule for the next day due to it being good friday, nor can I really reschedule for the following monday as it's still considered easter and several of the places on my list of needed visitation will surely be closed.

Aggrivating as it all is, worse is my patience wearing terribly thin waiting to purchase a new television, the 30" SD monstrosity residing in my room right now stares at me everytime I enter with a look of such malcontempt I feel it almost necessary to grab my platinum xbox and smash the two figures of yester-year so thoroughly together I can finally rid myself of them both. The prospect of twiddling my thumbs for countless hours a day as I procrastinate further is less appealing though, so for now I have to deal with that abortion of technology leering at me with it's fuzzy, washed out picture of death and dream of the day I can deconstruct the monstrous entertainment center housing it in favor of floating shelving units which will oh so beautifully display the 26" flat panel LCD I'm pining for.

The only 2 things that could possibly raise my spirits this week-end are mostly out of my control, the first being my halo night going off without a hitch. The second happens to coincide with halo night, even conflict slightly. My Leafs (NHL hockey for those not in the know) face the Canadians in history's greatest sports rivalry reborn as both teams fight desperately for their play-off lives. If My leaf's fail to make the play-offs I will be undoubtedly depressed until their General Manager, John Ferguson Jr. is fired for his lack of ability to "field" a play-off worthy team. This will lift my spirits greatly as I've been waiting for his forced resignation since the day he was named to his position... god I hate that man.

that's enough rambling for now I think.

edit: I think that's the best I can do for you, it was written in a pretty expansive way so the paragraphs are a bit fat... I've seen way worse on here though

[v.dog]

Ack! Giant blocks of text! Make them go away. If you can, Jeff, put some line breaks in that, there's a big difference between reading a screen and reading a book.

[Raveness]

Original Scottish brogue:

Today I was over at the Chinese embassy on Broadway, picking up a tourist visa required to visit China, and lo and behold the choob security guard is still there rolling his eyes at anybody asking him a logical question. I guess he thinks everyone on Earth has experience arranging trips to China, aka the Zone

There we are, my twanger and me, waiting in line to get our passports back, and the numptie comes up to me and says no drinking in here. Well ☺☺☺☺ that guy!, perfectly good Irish coffee down the garbage hole cuz obviously we're all kiddies who spill their drinks. I wanted to give him a nice view of my herry pie right then, but I didn't want to cause a stooshie. I didn't want to waste a perfectly good brew, so I skelped it down.

Anyways we got our visa's for our trip, and my old cocker has to shout out "We're going to Disneyland!" right in front of the Falun Gong protesters

Poor Falun Gongers


Galactic common translation:

Translation:

Today I was physically located at the Chinese embassy on a street within the city I inhabit, acquiring a tourist visitation permit required to visit a nation named after porcelain meal plates, and there was an incredibly slow-witted security guard making circular motions with the multicolored globes between his nose at any person under 7 feet tall asking him a normal question. I surmised that he believes everyone inhabiting Sol III has previously visited porcelain meal plate country, aka the name of the setting in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

My life partner and I are standing in a vertical, then horizontal formation of homo sapiens, and then the socially challenged security guard opens his small air passageway located in the middle of his face, vocalizing to me that I cannot consume beverages of any nature within the premises. Well 'expletive deleted' that entity, perfectly good leprechaun-resembling caffeineited beverage will need to be placed within a sanitation bin, because male with badge & small representation of manhood thinks us earthlings are all prepubescents who expunge their liquid containers upon the surface where gravity sends all forms of matter. I daydreamed of an event where I displayed my female unmentionables, but I didn't want to create an international incident. I didn't want to forsake a perfectly good concoction of liquid heaven, so I readily consumed it.

Continuing on, we acquired our permits for our sojourn into the land of a billion shorter-than-average humans, and my significant other spoke at a high volume "We're going to Disneyland!" right in front of the Falun Gong injustice representatives.

I permitted a sympathetic thought to the Falun Gong activists.

[borgdrone89]

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[jackinthebox]

jihaa a superfluous thread... now everybody can push his post-count hmm, now i could close it, but i guess everybody would spam my message-box :P
i'm hungry!

[^ilovebioshock!]

Find 6 hidden messages Note:some messages may be offending so please dont sue me

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[Redraf]

Damn. I'd sue you but you said please.

I'm kinda bored, was playing rugby earlier, but now I'm not, hence, boredom.

[^ilovebioshock!]

Here is my Burgerking song

I believe I could fly
http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/5...tledik3.th.png
I got shot by the FBI
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/782/fbigt3.th.png
All I wanted was a chickenwing
from Downtown Burgerking!
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3227/bkla3.th.png

[Adabiviak]

Moderators, seriously, can you track per-topic post counts per day? I'd be interested in seeing this thread compared to others in terms of growth rates.

[Adabiviak]

Did you find Gordon (as in Freeman)'s PDA? Some funny lines about Half Life in there.

[^ilovebioshock!]

Did you find Gordon (as in Freeman)'s PDA? Some funny lines about Half Life in there.

try farcry it has magzines layin around that say Broom 3(Doom 3) Medal of Shame(Medal of Honor) and Quarter Life(Half Life)

[pn18]

http://www.gamestar.de/community/gsp.../huebscher.gif
........

[borgdrone89]

dam paypal screwing up.. cant get hl2 yet... D:

[jackinthebox]

Find 6 hidden messages Note:some messages may be offending so please dont sue me

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i found them all and would sue you for Ilikehalo2

Here is my Burgerking song

that's just awesome

Moderators, seriously, can you track per-topic post counts per day? I'd be interested in seeing this thread compared to others in terms of growth rates.

hmm... dunno, can't see anything like that...

http://www.gamestar.de/community/gsp.../huebscher.gif
........

jihaa, ugly!

[^ilovebioshock!]

VERY DISTURBING!!

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8...at01vq2.th.jpg

BTW thats MJ