The textbubble game, continued....
Time to resurrect an old community game from weeks past.
Place your favorite witty dialogue response in the bubbles and the best one goes on the screen after some voting.
Entrys accepted until Saturday, April 7 for the following:
http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9261/bs37ag1.jpg
should I edit and re-post the image here, PM you the dialogue, or some other means?
Just post your ideas about the dialogue in text form. Like here:
http://forums.2kgames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75
1st Guy: "You don't really believe in all that I-ching stuff do you?"
2nd Guy: "Shush!...The Marrying Maiden...undertakings bring misfortune..."
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1st Guy: "...and so I said..."
2nd Guy (thinking): God, is this guy ever going to shut up
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1st Guy: Don't look now, but I think I just saw some guy with a wrench!
2nd Guy: What the hell is this thing?!
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2nd Guy: See...I told you this extispicy plasmid would come in handy
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2nd Guy: Okay, I give up, what is it...
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2nd Guy: Oh you forgot my chips...
alternatively...
2nd Guy: Oh, dude, you forgot my fries...
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1st Guy: "Cutting and purging?"
2nd Guy: "Oh, mind your own bloody business..."
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Last edited by Hatesink; 04-03-2007 at 06:36 PM.
standing guy: You don't have to clean that, I've just paged the janitor.
crouching: You're hilarious.....
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Standing guy: What is it that you're doing?
crouching: I've lost my contact lens.
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Standing: What do you plan to do? Kill me with your soup cup?
crouching: Tea cup... I'll kill you with my tea cup.
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Crouching guy: I can't believe he hit me with a wrench! Does my face look ok?
Standing: Well.... you're prettier than me.
1st Guy: I dare you to eat it
2nd Guy: No. But I'll lick it for five adam.
Crouching: "They told me, I just need the pill and pour it with water. Then I will get my own personal Instant Big Daddy..."
Standing: "Jesus! And you still order at Rapture teleshopping??..."
Last edited by Rapture_Tourist; 04-03-2007 at 04:08 PM.
1st Guy: I told you...to find the puncture you have to inflate the sheep before you throw the water on it.
Standing: Dude, it's MY turn to be the Little Sister.
Crouching: Look, Mr. Bubbles! Adam!
Standing: What happened?
Crouching: Well, it started with him killing the little sister with a wrench. Then he hit her again and again, and now she's paste.
Last edited by Redraf; 04-03-2007 at 07:06 PM.
1st Guy: I said dice not Dace...
crouching:IM NOT EMO!*cuts wrist*
standing:*cough**cough**cough*
Guy Crouching I think were going to need more salt
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Guy Standing I'm serious, if you're planning on eating that you'd better have a tic tac
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Last edited by Hatesink; 04-04-2007 at 09:32 AM.
Guy Standing: "Dude, it's very unfortunate that you've somehow spewed your entire stomach up, but it just ain't gonna fit inside that tin can..."
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Guy Standing: "Hey Bob, how's that new Enormo-Junk Plasmid? You had any luck with the laydeez?...."
Guy Crouching: "I... Well... Look... See for your God-damned self! I... I had to... <gasp!> I had to cut the son-of-a-☺☺☺☺☺ right off! Balls and all! I mean... It grew teeth Dave! Teeth!.... And the eyes! Oh God the eyes! <sob! sob! sob!> Oh man! Now what the hell am I gonna do?"
Guy Standing: "..... Woah! I mean... I mean....... ...... ...... Jesus!"
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Guy Standing: Gimmie your God-damn wallet or I'll blow your freakin'… What the…? Oh my GOD! Are you…. Are you eating that?! Oh Jesus! Oh my…. Oh God it's still breathing!"
Last edited by LowEnergyCycle; 04-04-2007 at 01:59 AM.
I'll post this seperate because it's more of a Caption than shared dialogue...
"Ken Levine takes his System Shock 2 Gagging-Order from 2K Games a little too literally…"
Naughty....
Guy Standing: Dude— trust me on this...there's no such thing as "flat meats"— it's roadkill
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Guy Standing: When you said "vent your spleen" I didn't think you meant it literally
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Guy Standing: When you said it was an emergency I thought the calf was in trouble, I wasn't expecting a bloody sea slug
Guy Crouching: Oh please, would you just help me keep the damn thing hydrated
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Last edited by Hatesink; 04-05-2007 at 11:27 AM.
Guy Standing: "So we rob the Rapture City First Bank. They say it's impenetrable - a modern day fortress - nobody can rob that place. But we do it. We prove it to them schmucks down at City Hall. We rob the place empty at gun point. I even kill a man, God-damnit. Needless to say, we're definitely the top of the Rapture Most Wanted. Sirens are blaring, I can hear the cops, see the flashing lights - jeez, I can almost smell the hounds and their hungry, man-starved breaths.
So then, Jimmy.
What the ever-living Hell are you doing hunting for seashells at a difficult time like this?!"
Standing: So, you said you were allergic to tuna? Doesn't that strike you as ironic?
Crouching: BLLLUEEAAAGHH!!
Quick question: who won the last one?
lol thats gotta be my favorite oneOriginally Posted by Hatesink
Standing: It scoops the Adam into the cup...
Kneeling: ...or it gets the hose again. Um yeah; that wasn't funny the first 400 times either.
Last edited by CodeMonkey; 04-10-2007 at 06:58 AM.
I know it's too late but what the hell...
Guy Standing: 'Magic Bean' my ass
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