According to many very high profile surveys, modern geniuses have a new outlet for their creative brilliance. Namely, Bioshock.
These survey's conclude that people of abnormally high intelligence, who are also very well liked and may or may not enjoy golfing or full contact football, will benefit from Bioshock's system of "open morality", and will be able to fully appreciate the depth and importance of Bioshock's art design and storyline.
Other interesting results indicated that not only are people who play Bioshock more than likely geniuses, but also probably serial killers or ex-movie stars! Wow what an amazing conclusion!
The meta-survey asks you too self-assess some questions in order to find out your Bioshock status.
1. Are you super smart, and is this evidenced by an oversized skull and throbbing brain matter?
2. Do Big Daddies remind you of your real father? If yes what do you remember most about what your father used to do with screwdrivers?
3. Does playing Bioshock give you a sense of welbeing and contentment, which in turns creates a sense of power, embodied by your ability to genetically enhance yourself, which in turn makes you go crazy when you flesh drips off and you need more Atom, so start shrieking like a lunatic and crawling on walls?
4. What does Rapture mean to you?
If you answered any of the above questions with the appropriate answers, you will be contacted again for an opportunity to participate in a very important lobotomy experiment, designed just for Bioshock players! Wow!
Lets have fun, please respond with your answers to the above so you can be considered for this prestigious procedure.