You get your bowl of Honey-Nut Cheerios, but when you pour the milk, it comes out in chunks.
I wish to be indepedently wealthy.
You get your bowl of Honey-Nut Cheerios, but when you pour the milk, it comes out in chunks.
I wish to be indepedently wealthy.
wish
you become wealthy but after a few years you have bought everything possible and are bored shi@~#ss
i wish for an uncorruptable wish
you get your un-corruptable wish...it was 4 3 more wishes....and the next wish killed you (HA HA)
i wish 4 mudkipez (dats 4 zillas mudkipz avatar he had)
You get your cheerios but they are dry and crunchy without any milk!
I wish my xbox 360 hadn't RROD'd yesterday.
(Yikes! that sucks Episode!)
Your wish is granted and your X-Box does not RROD however a nasty thunder storm enters the area and lighting strikes your home spiking your 360 into oblivion (pun not intended)
I wish BioShock 2 is released tomorrow.
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Bioshock 2 is released tomorrow, but the stores are all sold out, and also alas its not a squel but a prequel!
I Wish I was myself!
The genie says, What?" And smacks you in the face.
I wish that I has a magnificent chess board created from the rarest woods on Earth with all the pieces hand carved and shipped in from Europe.
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/n.../docsiglnk.png
you get youre marvalous chess board but its infested with termites.
I wish for an under water city
Your wish is granted by the Wish Fairy and you receive your grand underwater city. In a moment of de ja vue you are told by your employees that there are serious leaks and complete flooding in the city is imminent
I wish for world peace
you get world peace and realize its realy boring without violence
i wish the Iraq war would end
The war in Iraq is over but world war III has just begun!
I wish for fame
you get signed up to a major record label, but then you lose your
voice the next day and you get dropped....
I wish I had a monkey wrench 0.o
You get a monkey wrench but then a real monkey jumps out and clubs you with it.
I wish this thread had to do with Bioshock
*Moved to Off-Topic*
~Mari.
Even though this thread is in the Off-Topic section of the forum, you can make bioshock-related wishes if you'd like to; yet I doubt many other people will do the same.
I wish I was superman!!! That'd be awesome but more importantly...
I wish for world peace and racial equality (may sound like an overused one, but it is just about the most meaningful wish I can think of).
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But everything so perfect that there's always ONE, always ONE in the crowd!
I wish Jack would talk! [Yep, making one wish come true! XDDD;;]
Jack talks, but you have suddenly become deaf and all he can say is "Roooooaaaaaarrrr" (Big Daddy sound). But it wouldn't matter because you wouldn't be able to hear it anyway.
I wish I had a life-time supply of chocolate.
~Mari.
You get your life time supply of chocolate but you only get 12 ounces a month and at 40 years old you are diagnosed with diabetes
I wish I would always be happy
[Why did I correctly predict that someone was gonna say that? XDDDD;;]
But you don't live a lifetime because of that chocolate and heart murmur!
I wish I had some ranch!
[DAMN IT, YOU BEAT ME PHALCON!]
You get 4 acres of ranch but alas it's not the ranch you wanted...choose your words wisely
I wish to always be happy
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But you eventually pit up against the Joker.
I wish had a comic book that comes to life!
you are always happy...but it scares people so you die all alone
i wish i had halo wars
(DARN U PUPPET!!!!)
you get halo wars but your xbox breaksOriginally Posted by smartalec5595
you are always happy...but it scares people so you die all alone
i wish i had halo wars
(DARN U PUPPET!!!!)
Your comic book comes to life but the weapons of destruction blow up your house and xbox.
I wish for friendly alien contact
you get it....but they melt your brain..."accidently"
i wish for 5 more wishes
You get 5 more wishes, but you can only wish for things you don't want, or nothing.
I wish to own my own Mall.
~Mari.
you own your mall...but its infested with zombies (dead rising anyone?
i wish 4 PIEZ!!!!!!!
You get your piez, but your piez has PLAGUE RATS UNDER THE CRUST.
(Or Dawn of the Dead, and not that stupid remake.)
I wish I was invincible.
You are invincible, but only on the internet.
I wish that Global Warming isn't real.
The genie looks at you and sighs saying, global warming isnt real anyway silly
I wish for the most corupt wish ever
you wish for privacy and a nuclear war starts and kills and destroys every thing and every one you ever loved hte world is a barren life less waste land filled with sharp rocks and boiling water and the radiation makes you live for ever in imense suffering from your wounds and the one thing that could save form the pain (death) as been taken away from you and you live on hte barren waste land in unimaginable sufforing forever
I wish i had a duck
You have a duck, but it is very aggressive and bites you whenever you go near it.
I wish I was vacationing in Hawaii right now.
You are in Hawaii, but the vacation gets ruined by a volcano eruption.
I wish my hair was longer
Your hair is longer, but only because of a wig.
I wish that I was not bored right now.
You are not bored anymore, but you are starving and there is nothing to eat.
I wish I had a REALLY expensive Nikon camera that takes the BEST pictures ever!
~Mari.
You have a really expensive Nikon camera that takes the best pictures ever, but you stole it and are a wanted criminal, lol
I wish that I was in a famous rock band!
Last edited by bioshock_fan; 07-12-2008 at 06:01 PM.
You're in a famous rock band, but one of the dumb**** members makes a not so good comment and the band falls hard.
I wish that I am a dictator!
You are a dictator, but everyone completely misinterprets everything that you dictate.
I wish that I had a swimming pool in my backyard.
Granted, it's a 2ft deep inflatable. Grab your arm-floaties!
I wish I had a tattoo
You get a tatoo but it says obcene things and you get arrested
I wish for Artistic talent
You have artistic talent,but get sued for having "offensive material" in your paintings.
I wish it took only 5 minutes for me to get to British Columbia instead of 14 hours.
(Howdy from B.C. btw everybody!)
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