Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Deacon J Blues]

This is a cool forum game and it can be alot of fun!

Basically, One person makes a wish and the next person grants him or her this wish but corrupts it in some way and then makes his or her own wish. So it could go like this:

I wish I had a Corvette!

Your wish is my command, but it's just a little toy car. I wish I had super powers

Your wish has been granted, but your power is to be able to turn into a pig. I wish I had a million dollars... and so on and so on.

So I'll start, let's try to keep this Bioshock related for as long as possible!

I wish I had Bioshock 2!!

[smartalec5595]

you have it...but your xbox has the RROD

i wish i had an ipod touch

[BioShock Freak]

^LOL! Good one Alec.

You have your ipod touch, but you catch gangreen on all your fingers thus having them cut off so you can't use your ipod touch.

I wish I had green eyes.

~Mari.

[smartalec5595]

ty mari...i expected that....
you have green eyes....but their green because theirs acid in them

i wish i was able to swim as fast as an olimpic swimmer

[esipode]

You can swim as fast as an olympic swimmer,but your swim floaty just popped.

[smartalec5595]

LOL NICE!!!!!!!!! but you have to post your own wish

[speed]

You can swim as fast as an olympic swimmer,but your swim floaty just popped.

What's your wish Episode?

[esipode]

Sorry,I forgot.
Something simple that's hard to mess up...I wish for more breathable air!(What have you got to say about that!)

[smartalec5595]

you have more breathe able air.....but theirs less oxeygen in it so you die from oxeygen starvation HA

i wish for more pets

[esipode]

You have more pets but...you have too many and they piss all over the house and tear up the furniture!

I wish for delicious chocolate cake that is big enough for me to be satisfyingly full with and is delicious to me.(There is NO way you can mess this wish up!)

[speed]

You have more pets but...you have too many and they piss all over the house and tear up the furniture!

I wish for delicious chocolate cake that is big enough for me to be satisfyingly full with and is delicious to me.(There is NO way you can mess this wish up!)

You receive and eat the delicious cake but you've forgotten that you're diabetic and go into shock

I wish I had a million dollars, nah, let's say euros since the dollar is beginning to suck

[BioShock Freak]

LOL. Esipode, he got you.

You have a million euros, but you find out you can't spend it because you're stuck in the USA and can't leave.

I wish I had a brand new laptop that could run Bioshock.

~Mari.

[esipode]

Your laptop has the ability to run Bioshock,but not enough Hard Drive to save the game.

I wish for...lolz. (Ha!The perfect wish!)

[Telekinetic Puppeteer]

But it turns out the lolz are on YOU.


I wish that I had a kitty!

[esipode]

Your kitty has rabies and you are allergic to the fur.

I wish for a faster internet connection...loading...loading...loading...

[Asherah]

You get your faster internet but than your computer is fried by lightening.

I wish I had a big daddy.

[esipode]

You get a big dadd ybut then he crushes you for not being a little sister.(Unless you ARE a 7-9 year old little girl.)

I wish I had a working cell phone with unlimited talk/text with an everlasting battery that nobody had to pay for and was impossible to brake.(Ha!)

[smartalec5595]

your cellphone fries your brain from radio waves (HA )

i wish i had........pie!

[Deacon J Blues]

You have your pie, but see a starving kid and feel so guilty that you give it to him!

I wish I had the Telekinesis plasmid!

[Zeppelin Rocks]

You get telekenisis but pick up a knife with it and it accidently stabs you in the eye.

I wish i had a fountain that used coca cola instead of water

[smartalec5595]

You have your pie, but see a starving kid and feel so guilty that you give it to him!

I wish I had the Telekinesis plasmid!

(DARN YOU!!!!!!)

you get your telekenis but you end up bringing an exploding barell to you and u kill yourself by making it explode


i wish i had a wish idea

[BlacquePhalcon]

You get telekenisis but pick up a knife with it and it accidently stabs you in the eye.

I wish i had a fountain that used coca cola instead of water

You get your fountain that spouts coca cola but it springs a leak and ruins your house and almost drowns you, however on the bright side your stains other than the coke are removed.

(DARN YOU!!!!!!)

you get your telekenis but you end up bringing an exploding barell to you and u kill yourself by making it explode


i wish i had a wish idea

You get an idea but you wish to own microsoft...but you go bankrupt



I wish for another 3 wishes

[smartalec5595]

you get your wishes....but the 1st 2 cause you misery...and the 3rd kills you (god im the MASTER of wish corrupting)

i wish to own microsoft

[Zeppelin Rocks]

You get Microsoft but Vista completely enrages everyone and you go bank rupt

I wish I could fly.

[BlacquePhalcon]

you get your wishes....but the 1st 2 cause you misery...and the 3rd kills you (god im the MASTER of wish corrupting)

i wish to own microsoft

You own microsoft... but then it goes bankrupt and you owe angry vista customers millions...lolz

You get Microsoft but Vista completely enrages everyone and you go bank rupt

I wish I could fly.

You are granted flying but the military is hired to shoot you down then are disected by steinman for art and scientific purposes


I wish for world peace

[Zeppelin Rocks]

rofl i said that 3 seconds b4 u :P

[Zeppelin Rocks]

O and world peace weakens society and three hundred years later we are attacked by aliens and have no weapons to defend our selves

I wish I was a big daddy

[BlacquePhalcon]

You are made into a big daddy then a russian mob of spider splicers attacks you kills you to get at the little sister you protect.


I wish that I can't be corrupted

[Zeppelin Rocks]

Your wish back fires because while you can't be corrupted your wish is.

I wish I was invisible.

[BlacquePhalcon]

You are granted invisability but as you walk across a seemingly empty traintrack, amtrac passes at roughly 500 miles per hour killing you instantly and no one knew because you were invisable.

I wish that I had a butler lolz

[Zeppelin Rocks]

Your butler is a deranged physopath and kills you in your sleep.

I wish I had some sushi.

[BlacquePhalcon]

You get your sushi from a sleazy beach stand at a dirty beach and after you eat it you notice that there is no proper refridgeration in the hut and you get sick and nearly die!

I wish to be hyperallegenic

[Zeppelin Rocks]

the gene which makes you hypoallergenic also makes you grow two extra arms.

I wish a good movie would come out soon.

[BlacquePhalcon]

The bioshock movie comes out prematurly but all the tickets are sold in seconds

I wish to be a cartoon person

[Zeppelin Rocks]

You are run over by cars and repeatadly smashed with anvils and pianos.

I wish for an infinate amount of money.

[37inf.div.]

you realize that money is the source of all evil and suffering and now cannot get rid of it.

I wish i was the best shot ever

[Telekinetic Puppeteer]

But when assassins hire you for your skills, you don't want to gun down that sweet old lady but no matter how much you try to miss, ya don't.


I wish I had bunnies who jumped on bells to get to the great beyond!

[UberBigDaddy]

You have bunnies and they do jump on bells. But they do not get to the great beyond.

I wish that I was Big Daddy.

[ReverendSID]

You become the Adam Sandler Big Daddy.

I wish I was Omnipotent. (screw that one up )

[Deacon J Blues]

You are omnipotent, but you accidentally destroy the world and you are all alone for eternity.

I wish for a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios!