Whoa dudes! My girlfriend canceled my Bioshock pre-order, without my permission!!

[PrivateJoker]

Hey dudes, my totally outrageous girly friend like totally pulled a major bogus move on me gnarly dudes! She called gamestop and had my pre-order canceled. WHOOOAA MAJOR BOGUS DUDES!! This is the last straw, last night my lame girlfriend smashed my xbox 360 with a jackbacker. LAME ALERT!

Yo giuaz i mean like i came home from the deli with six pounds of salami, and my betchy girlfriend was lurching over my 360, screaming like a witch, and pounding her jack hammer on my awesome xbox 360. So I ran to the kitchen grabbed the ketchup bottle and sprayed it in her face until she fell over and was throwing up globs of ketchup, but she still kicked my xbox360 REAL HARD!

Then my cat, Mr. Cool, came running in an knocked over my slushies onto my collection of AWESOME Star Trek episodes on HD DVD. Then my mom heard all the yelling and screamed at me and my girlfriend slapped me and my cat pissed all over the place, and my step dad threw my pissed on star trek collection in the fireplace, and then i ran outside screaming with anger, and this flock of ravens flew by, crapping all over me and then i fell down a hill, shrieking with rage, my legs were broken and i was just laying there and then....I realized that Bioshock was coming out in just a little over a month and i couldn't help but to smile.

[That_dude]

Hey dudes, my totally outrageous girly friend like totally pulled a major bogus move on me gnarly dudes! She called gamestop and had my pre-order canceled. WHOOOAA MAJOR BOGUS DUDES!! This is the last straw, last night my lame girlfriend smashed my xbox 360 with a jackbacker. LAME ALERT!

Yo giuaz i mean like i came home from the deli with six pounds of salami, and my betchy girlfriend was lurching over my 360, screaming like a witch, and pounding her jack hammer on my awesome xbox 360. So I ran to the kitchen grabbed the ketchup bottle and sprayed it in her face until she fell over and was throwing up globs of ketchup, but she still kicked my xbox360 REAL HARD!

Then my cat, Mr. Cool, came running in an knocked over my slushies onto my collection of AWESOME Star Trek episodes on HD DVD. Then my mom heard all the yelling and screamed at me and my girlfriend slapped me and my cat pissed all over the place, and my step dad threw my pissed on star trek collection in the fireplace, and then i ran outside screaming with anger, and this flock of ravens flew by, crapping all over me and then i fell down a hill, shrieking with rage, my legs were broken and i was just laying there and then....I realized that Bioshock was coming out in just a little over a month and i couldn't help but to smile.

Haha, If anyone deserves a 'Dumbest thread maker' award, it's you my newbie little friend.
Yes, I smile too every time I think about the release date. I can't help it.

[501105]

+1 for 'Dumbest thread maker' and I cant stop looking on my calender anymore.

[LordLeckie]

+1 for 'Dumbest thread maker' and I cant stop looking on my calender anymore.

i second that motion.

[Vanrick]

+1 for 'Dumbest thread maker' and I cant stop looking on my calender anymore.

I third that motion.

[garrfunkel]

I third that motion.

ha ha turd.

[purenasher@hotmail.com]

+1 for 'Dumbest thread maker' and I cant stop looking on my calender anymore.

You Got My Vote!

[lilwyvern4]

What's the point of this thread?

[splicer]

What's the point of this thread?

Well,it made me laugh!

[pimptastic_21]

good lord that was the most drug fueled post ive ever read lol.

[PrivateJoker]

Well,it made me laugh!

Thats the point!

Besides it hard to make a funny joke thread about smart people doing intelligent things. Most "funny funny" jokes have to have some outrageously silly or dumb twist in order for it to be funny.

[PrivateJoker]

Hey gnarly dudes! I was riding my Honda Civic to work today, and nothing out of the ordinary occured. Until I remembered the events of last night...my broken knees, the birdcrap stains that got all over everything...the burnt Star Trek HDDVD collection...then these gray clouds covered the sky...my girlfriend started kicking the top of the trunk in which i locked her in...pedestrians walked by, unaware of what was going on around them...i smiled to myself, glaring deeply at the Gamestop down the street, the visage of a Big-Daddy poster in the window...thats when I snapped...flooring the accelerator bracing myself, i drool when i think of Bioshock and then....crashing, splinters of glass and metal, plastic and fire and grease and heat and the roar of a big daddy in flames, falling on top of me...i go into a state of biological shock and then...darkness.

*bows*

[Necros]

*bows*

*Applauds.* http://forum.hwsw.hu/html/emoticons/act_clap.gif

[Donelop]

wow i just cant breathe like i just cant.

[That_dude]

Hey gnarly dudes! I was riding my Honda Civic to work today, and nothing out of the ordinary occured. Until I remembered the events of last night...my broken knees, the birdcrap stains that got all over everything...the burnt Star Trek HDDVD collection...then these gray clouds covered the sky...my girlfriend started kicking the top of the trunk in which i locked her in...pedestrians walked by, unaware of what was going on around them...i smiled to myself, glaring deeply at the Gamestop down the street, the visage of a Big-Daddy poster in the window...thats when I snapped...flooring the accelerator bracing myself, i drool when i think of Bioshock and then....crashing, splinters of glass and metal, plastic and fire and grease and heat and the roar of a big daddy in flames, falling on top of me...i go into a state of biological shock and then...darkness.

*bows*

Haha you'ze is teh king of satire forEVAR!!!
No, really.
P.S. The 'gnarly dudes' gives your story a nice touch.

[MA1Gardner]

Hey gnarly dudes! I was riding my Honda Civic to work today, and nothing out of the ordinary occured. Until I remembered the events of last night...my broken knees, the birdcrap stains that got all over everything...the burnt Star Trek HDDVD collection...then these gray clouds covered the sky...my girlfriend started kicking the top of the trunk in which i locked her in...pedestrians walked by, unaware of what was going on around them...i smiled to myself, glaring deeply at the Gamestop down the street, the visage of a Big-Daddy poster in the window...thats when I snapped...flooring the accelerator bracing myself, i drool when i think of Bioshock and then....crashing, splinters of glass and metal, plastic and fire and grease and heat and the roar of a big daddy in flames, falling on top of me...i go into a state of biological shock and then...darkness.

*bows*

Slow down........breathe dog breathe.

[Nias Wolf]

A small part of my brain just exploded. I could feel it. I'm going to go sit in a corner now......

[borgdrone89]

PJ, that is too outrageous to be possible...

[That_dude]

PJ, that is too outrageous to be possible...

Thats the funny part!

[Goddy Of War]

Taking your un-understandable (lolz I can't think of the word Irony) rambling into account, I'd say you deserved it somehow.

[Rapture011191]

good lord that was the most drug fueled post ive ever read lol.

Ditto...when i read this i thought, wow...whatever hes on, i want 2 of it!

[PrivateJoker]

PJ, that is too outrageous to be possible...

Actually this really happened. I typing from the hospital room as we speak!

[PrivateJoker]

Actually this really happened. I typing from the hospital room as we speak!

Also, please wish me a quick recovery, because i want the use of my hands back by August 21st, at least thats what I tell the docs!!

PS- The burning bigdaddy poster scared me, and I have the ink imprint of a bigdaddy's drill arm, right on my chest!!

[501105]

If threads like these already show up with more then a month left I just cant imagine what will happen the day before release *apocalypse*

[PrivateJoker]

If threads like these already show up with more then a month left I just cant imagine what will happen the day before release *apocalypse*

BOGUS ALERT! Hey dudes theres nothing wrong with getting an accidents because of Bioshock, and yes this may start happening more often to people, but dont call it an apocalypse! For instance I was eating cereal a couple weeks ago and I thought of Bioshock and I got so excited that I blew chunks, and cereal and yack and milk was everywhere and my cat Mr. Cool walked into the room and slipped and fell, and he was meowing until he was taken to the emergency room at the veternary hospital. Moral of the story, Bioshock = Danger.

[Glottis]

What's the point of this thread?

What is the point of most of the threads on this forum,or the other sub forums for that matter ?

[PrivateJoker]

What is the point of most of the threads on this forum,or the other sub forums for that matter ?

Standing obation for you. I think you figured out the root of my joke!

[Mydriac]

What kind of cat do you have?

[PrivateJoker]

What kind of cat do you have?

Hey! Thanks for asking! Mr. Cool is an AWESOME tabby cat. He just recently got home from the veternarian clinic, after he broke his paws, after his little Bioshock related slip and fall accident on my vomit. Mr. Cool is so awesome, he looks cute in mittens, and he dances when I sing about Bioshock!!

[Nias Wolf]

...I have a friend who used to talk like that... He had a "dedudeification" operation. Or a "dedudeoplasty".
I would love to see a picture of this drill imprint! (If you listen really hard... you can hear him run and grab a sharpie and a camera! But no, seriously, that would be freakin' hillarious! )... (It would need to be in a hospital setting though...)

[PrivateJoker]

...I have a friend who used to talk like that... He had a "dedudeification" operation. Or a "dedudeoplasty".
I would love to see a picture of this drill imprint! (If you listen really hard... you can hear him run and grab a sharpie and a camera! But no, seriously, that would be freakin' hillarious! )... (It would need to be in a hospital setting though...)

WHOAAOAOAOOOOOOO~ Gnarly dudes! Sorry but I like totally can not put pictures of myself on the net anymore, i mean i look TOTALLY TUBULAR!!!! But the last time i posted pics on the net i got major stalkers!!! BOGUS DUDES!!! So just take my word for it.

The immortal words of a person on the internet; "You SHOULD believe everything you read on the internet, because internet folk never lie."


COWABUNGA DUDES!!!!

[reaper114]

WHOAAOAOAOOOOOOO~ Gnarly dudes! Sorry but I like totally can not put pictures of myself on the net anymore, i mean i look TOTALLY TUBULAR!!!! But the last time i posted pics on the net i got major stalkers!!! BOGUS DUDES!!! So just take my word for it.

The immortal words of a person on the internet; "You SHOULD believe everything you read on the internet, because internet folk never lie."


COWABUNGA DUDES!!!!

How is this funny? Seems like a waste of bandwidth to me.

[Goddy Of War]

I'd say a waste of good sperm

[lurchibald]

How is this funny? Seems like a waste of bandwidth to me.

well everybody has different tastes in humour and i find it pretty funny actually (can get a bit out of hand sometimes) but still

[reaper114]

well everybody has different tastes in humour and i find it pretty funny actually (can get a bit out of hand sometimes) but still

My problem is that its just blatantly sarcastic and pointless humor, if other people start posting things like this, this forum will be spammed out of control.

[lurchibald]

My problem is that its just blatantly sarcastic and pointless humor, if other people start posting things like this, this forum will be spammed out of control.

i do agree with you there if no-one else does it then fine but i think all of it should be done in ------->THIS<------- thread i created

[reaper114]

i do agree with you there if no-one else does it then fine but i think all of it should be done in ------->THIS<------- thread i created

Well as long as private joker stays in your jokes thread then I wont have a porblem with his humor.


Good idea by the way lurchibald.

[lurchibald]

Well as long as private joker stays in your jokes thread then I wont have a porblem with his humor.


Good idea by the way lurchibald.

Hahaha its really funny what happened to each of us duke-ing it out? and the insults?

lol but this is cool though