Whoa dudes! My girlfriend canceled my Bioshock pre-order, without my permission!!
Hey dudes, my totally outrageous girly friend like totally pulled a major bogus move on me gnarly dudes! She called gamestop and had my pre-order canceled. WHOOOAA MAJOR BOGUS DUDES!! This is the last straw, last night my lame girlfriend smashed my xbox 360 with a jackbacker. LAME ALERT!
Yo giuaz i mean like i came home from the deli with six pounds of salami, and my betchy girlfriend was lurching over my 360, screaming like a witch, and pounding her jack hammer on my awesome xbox 360. So I ran to the kitchen grabbed the ketchup bottle and sprayed it in her face until she fell over and was throwing up globs of ketchup, but she still kicked my xbox360 REAL HARD!
Then my cat, Mr. Cool, came running in an knocked over my slushies onto my collection of AWESOME Star Trek episodes on HD DVD. Then my mom heard all the yelling and screamed at me and my girlfriend slapped me and my cat pissed all over the place, and my step dad threw my pissed on star trek collection in the fireplace, and then i ran outside screaming with anger, and this flock of ravens flew by, crapping all over me and then i fell down a hill, shrieking with rage, my legs were broken and i was just laying there and then....I realized that Bioshock was coming out in just a little over a month and i couldn't help but to smile.
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Originally Posted by PrivateJoker
