My biggest one was when in survival of the fittest I saw 2 splicers bolting for the big daddy suit and they both got there at exactly the same time and there were 2 big daddy's but they couldn't hurt each other so they just walked of and killed others...true story
Killed four people in CW with one barrel.
Killed myself with my own Death Trap!?! Epic lag at it's best.
Saw a floating Insect Swarm that stayed in one place the whole match.
Froze a vending machine and it still blew me up.
Getting one hit killed by electro bolt (Wtf)!?!
Hitting people directly with barrels and they Don't Die!?!
Saw streaming bullet trails when someone fired a pistol or MG. They would fade eventually, but it was cool. Sort of like in the Matrix movie when Neo would slow time or whatever.
arrows in mid air
upside down characters
infinite geysers
infinite aerodash
sister not showing up on map
hitting someone with a barrell and they still live
missing headshots -_-
being tbagged by teammates....lol
i've also encountered the 2 big daddies glitch
getting in the gates at medical pavilion and arcadia
having no gun, having invisible gun
spawning with no arms, guns, or plasmids
last but not least, getting the naughty big daddy who would rather touch himself then kill the enemies. lol
Wow, never seen any of these. I have seen guys or gals where half their bodies were below the floor though. And I've had a gun/attachment combo that I didn't have in any of my loadouts. But upside down folks? That's a new one!Originally Posted by brutalXbarbie
yep yep, i believe siren has a video where it happened to her. i have a pic of the invisible gun if you would like to see
I had invisible gun last night. I like the 'trails' the best though. I also see a lot of people jamming themselves into a space so they are bouncing up and down rapidly, so I can't get a HS on them.
Well, I guess I have had no gun. But it's when you spawn and are stuck in the floor. You can't do anything. It sucks. Maybe the only thing worse than BS2s team selection algorithm is it's host choice algorithm. "Oh gee, this guy's ping shows he is on a 300 baud modem in Panama. Let's make him host!"
^^I like to ask people if they could please upgrade their AOL, prodigy, or netzero.
Spawning with vanilla weapons or ones that are not even in your loadout. This has happened a few times. Then there's the floor spawn in which you get stuck in the floor.The neutral "trapped" vending machine that kills anyone
I've seen the infinite geyser traps
The greatest epic lag moment is when I got in the big daddy suit and couldn't do anything. No weapons, stomp, or proxy. I got witness's to that one.
Slugger kill streaks (back to back within a 5 second margin).
Slugger induced fear (I wrench positive reinforcement into players, they back upon seeing the cue of the wrench, works like grenade spamming someone to fall back).
Dodging all 4 eve saver'd plasmid streams.
Dodging potential one shot kill plasmid combinations.
Getting rage from people who tell me to become an easier to hit target (in essence) *Rolls eyes*
Pivot shooting scope no stuns.
Across the map stunned grenade headshots.
Damage increase crossbow no stun pivot shots.
Long distance Damage increase crossbow no stuns. (The arrows are slower then bullets so you have to predict when it'll collide as well with the head).
Grenade launcher velocity boost no stuns.
Jumping no stun killstreaks.
Staying positive without auto aim or tonics.
Non-Auto aim'd scope no stuns.
Missing very easy no stuns (Quite an embarrassing feeling).
The occasionally, unplanned 'lucky' no stuns you get when aiming for somebody else.
No stunning while under the influence Electrobolt and right before the TK stun registers.
Capturing in one pick up in a high level lobby.
Being forced to suicide run the sister since your team wants you to suffer. *Shudder*
Being swarmed, stunned, shocked and solidified, All. At. The. Very. Same. Time.
And finally. Mind games.
So many instances to wet the floor. This is why I love to play. You can create your own amazing moments (or involuntary facepalm moments brought by negligence.
lol yes xen i remember that sucked you were the neutral daddy. its ok cause i rubbed my butt on you. lolSpawning with vanilla weapons or ones that are not even in your loadout. This has happened a few times. Then there's the floor spawn in which you get stuck in the floor.
I've seen the infinite geyser traps
The greatest epic lag moment is when I got in the big daddy suit and couldn't do anything. No weapons, stomp, or proxy. I got witness's to that one.
Lol I've encountered most of these situations. I really hate spawning with weapons I don't even have in a loadout or spawning without the ability to switch weapons/use plasmids thought thats more of a "oh great this again" moment then a wtf moment. The whole tanks hitting people directly and not killing them thing has happened to me a great number of times. I noticed though on my low level alts it never happens. Even if minutes earlier I was on loaf and it happened continuously. That makes me believe the game somewhat handicaps 50's or something XD who knows... Other wtf moments would be:
Hitting someone directly with a fully charged incinerate and they don't take any damage or catch on fire (and they weren't even aero dashing or anything)
Having someone kill me, I land in a completely open area waiting to rez, don't rez, and the game shows it was suicide XD bahaha thats happened more times then I can remember
Being hit by a single electrobolt or crossbow shot (not hs) and I die
Throwing barrels in completely open spaces and they get caught on some sort of invisible wall and explode in my face
Having the game's lighting and blur effects break from an explosion causing any and all light sources in the match to fill my screen with blurred trails of light that made the game hurt my eyes.
Hitting (and killing) someone with my hammer who was in mid aerodash and their body was sent flying across the room with tremendous force XD
Shattering someone who was frozen then having them death trap me to death moments later(air exploding? awesome)
Cant think of anymore right now but I know I've got more... hrm
Yeah, bxb I think we were both going after that faulty suit. I think Ryan Industries owes me a refund. A 1000 adam I demand it.
My finest moment and one in which I made a friend. Was a GL headshot on someone in aero dash. Most definitely a wtf moment.
A funny one, I was T-bagging R3d (we did this to each other all match) and getting killed. Definitely a lol moment.
Cluster exploding T-bag. In which I killed two players and a big daddy. Soon as the bd stomped on me and I saw I had killed 3 people.
Researching a body that's not on screen. It's like they died at that spot yet no body.
Getting shot at by mid to high level teammates. In CW and CTS. Most of the time they were on the opposing team last match. Not exactly wtf, just annoying. I got constantly clubbed by Dar** in a match. Rage
Getting a dirty song sung about me by another player who then rq's the match minutes later.
Tanking Nadespammers and not coming out with a scratch. (My health wouldn't drop despite getting hit constantly by nades.)
Seeing my corpse floating in the air after I respawn
People osk'ing me with a pistol. (From lag)
Getting stuck in the floor
My life regenerating as a BDBut I think it was a hacker's/glitched lobby.
Getting geyser trapped, and the screen staying blurred with the splash effects.
Shooting people through walls. (bullets phasing, f*ck yeah)
Probably had more ludicrous moments, but I can't remember 'em
the infinite hacker
http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/...zzzzzzzzzz.jpg
pictures of the invisible gun
http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/...girl/zzzzz.jpg
we both have invisible gun
http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/...oxgirl/zzz.jpg
and me and xen messing around with infinite geysers and invisible guns
http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/...xgirl/zzzz.jpg
Lol, the 3rd picture looks like something suggestive...
Yesterday I saw the big daddy gun in mid air, no daddy suit, just the gun. I also have had it where I'll be stuck in a respawn point and be unable to move, shoot or do anything(after respawning). I just watch everyone as they walk by.
lol ahh you caught that....we thought it would be funny. lol
Oh sorry I forgot to say I saw a flying big daddy
I saw 2 new ones (for me at least) today.
Invisible Big Daddy
Next round Invisible little sister (both in CTS).
One I forgot to mention. Months ago I was messing with the sniper scope for the elephant gun. I was in a private match with two friends and one head shot me while I was trying to sniper them. When I respawned I had a permanent zoom crosshairs on my screen.
I actually experienced the light trail thing that's been mentioned last night.
Yeah, barbie I'm sorry for running that "other" picture you were trying to take.
lol bad xen.One I forgot to mention. Months ago I was messing with the sniper scope for the elephant gun. I was in a private match with two friends and one head shot me while I was trying to sniper them. When I respawned I had a permanent zoom crosshairs on my screen.
I actually experienced the light trail thing that's been mentioned last night.
Yeah, barbie I'm sorry for running that "other" picture you were trying to take.
i iz am shaimed
i iz am shaimedYou deleted Siren.
You SHOULD be.
Siren deleted me.
She SHOULD be.
That's because you stink like Danny.
You SHOULD be.
You LOST me.
Who is Danny?
@Slowdive:It's also the character you play as all the time. I've rarely seen you as anyone else.
Please forgive me Siren. You hadn't been on in like a month. I thought you quit or something. I made a stupid mistake. I miss you and the chaos and nonsense you bring to matches. We need to team up again. I saddddddddd. Same for you Barbie. We haven't had many matches together. All my friends have forgotten me. Oh, how the almost mighty have fallen.
Back on topic. Would having a permanent smoke effect count as well. Had that happen this morning. Between the onslaught of bee's and nades.
oh xen i would never forget about you i just havent been on in a while. lately when i get on i end up sitting in the lobby talking to people haha. but xen def add my new account. cause if i'm not on barbie i'm on it. khaleesi-cadaver@Slowdive:It's also the character you play as all the time. I've rarely seen you as anyone else.
Please forgive me Siren. You hadn't been on in like a month. I thought you quit or something. I made a stupid mistake. I miss you and the chaos and nonsense you bring to matches. We need to team up again. I saddddddddd. Same for you Barbie. We haven't had many matches together. All my friends have forgotten me. Oh, how the almost mighty have fallen.
Back on topic. Would having a permanent smoke effect count as well. Had that happen this morning. Between the onslaught of bee's and nades.
^^^Yeah I always use Danny for branding my main ID. Danny/Demon mask should be associated with my beast kills.
If my connection is bad I tend to switch characters, so people don't associate the 'no skillz' with my ID. My alt I switch around all the time to keep it interesting.
Bahahaha! XD Sorry but I couldn't help but laugh at this.
A few other wtf moments:
Bullet trails staying permanently
50's using the homing grenade launcher
50's who run away every time they fail to get the jump on you/are in a fair fight, then consider themselves "pro"
Getting teammates who die 10+ times with 2 or less kills the entire match lol
People who still complain about suicide/barrels/grenades when there are overly simple methods to counter each of them.
Using slugger and releasing the button at just the right time to hit someone, nothing happens for a second, get killed.
Gunna play soon, bet I'll get some more
Have we played against each other? Are you TURDloaf? He uses a lot of nades.Bahahaha! XD Sorry but I couldn't help but laugh at this.
A few other wtf moments:
Bullet trails staying permanently
50's using the homing grenade launcher
50's who run away every time they fail to get the jump on you/are in a fair fight, then consider themselves "pro"
Getting teammates who die 10+ times with 2 or less kills the entire match lol
People who still complain about suicide/barrels/grenades when there are overly simple methods to counter each of them.
Using slugger and releasing the button at just the right time to hit someone, nothing happens for a second, get killed.
Gunna play soon, bet I'll get some more
You forgot the level 50's who complain about the grenade launcher but should be using as a main weapon. Came across one of those today. He didn't like me very much after I started getting constant head shots off of him. He'd miss someone(eg-di head shot) and start spamming nades. People like that should just use it as their primary. Makes it easier.
Turdloaf uses rof gl, instantloaf use vanilla.
No I am not him though I have been getting that question a lot recently
Lol anyone who complains about the GL and then uses it as support for another weapon is just a hypocrite. I agree they should just make it their primary and get it over with. Maybe then they would actually be decent with it. Thanks for having my back
Then why don't you? I mean, if you could care less, then do it. At least until you couldn't care less. Then once you couldn't care less, you won't have to worry about it anymore.(
hahahaha I love when you said "vanilla" lol You really have to team up with Instantloaf
Last edited by BrutalMishi; 07-06-2012 at 10:06 PM.
Had something interesting happen today...
Somehow the Little Sister got in a position where you could stand on top of her. I was a BD in CTS and somehow managed to get above her. Never having the opportunity to do this before, I just stood still on her for awhile. She was right in the hallway going down the stairs near the machine gun turret in Hephaestus...I was hoping that a BD standing on a LS would be amusing (I couldn't see what it looked like obviously).
Anyway, nobody came around for a minute...and you know what happens after a minute? She automatically moves if not grabbed. Right before she moved (with me still on her), two people were running down the hallway, and then...I teleported with the sister into the room with the machine gun turret across the glass. Took me awhile to figure out what happened, I thought it was just lag.
I can only imagine that people thought I was hacking.
So if you're ever in a position to stand on a Sister, try to get her to take you for a ride! I would like to see what would happen if she moves to a different level with you on her, that should be fun!
Turdloaf? lol It looks like someone wants to be like you Instantloaf that wont happen anyways lol
Get a good team of head hunter with two ProPipe users. Sweet awesomeness.
No prob Instantloaf, we grenadiers get a lot of hate. So we have to stick together. Your only "pro" if you can use a weapon(any) successfully. Doesn't matter if it's the pistol or nailgun. The illusion of being a pro just because you can do headshots is an illusion. What really matter is being about to kill more than die consistently. Ever going 20k-3d in sotf in a lobby full or level 30+players. I have. Rack up 30+ kills with the grenade launcher in cts. I have. God I love the grenade launcher as much as I love the cb-rof.
Maybe tonight I'll get some weirdness/glitches?
You got that right buddy) Yeah generally I don't really care about my standing in a match, all that matters to me is having fun
Hrm... more wtf moments:
Seeing players glitched into the floor (like knee deep in the ground) but still walking around playing normal. Lag at its finest.
Big daddy's placing their grenades on doors and rather then exploding when the door is opened like they are supposed to, they float in mid air when its open.
Freezing dead bodies that have death trap and rather then shattering they stay frozen and explode like normal.
I'll probably get some more later if I have time to get on.
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