Hey, I saw the MISS Civilization 5 contest, so might as well do it for us manly men!! YEAH!
Catagories:
Best Beard
Best Looking
Best Background
Most likely to win
Most likely to lose
Craziest
Best Language
Best Dress
Best built to kill
Worst to settle next to
Best to settle next to
Nicest
Meanest
Make your own lists!
I vote Sid in all categories.
Best Beard - Nebuchadnezzar.
Craziest - Nebuchadnezzar.
Best Beard: Nebuchadnezzar
Best Looking: Alexander
Best Background: Harun Al-Rashid
Most likely to win: Augustus Caesar
Most likely to lose: Montezuma
Craziest: Nebuchadnezzar
Best Language: Oda Nobunaga
Best Dress: Nebuchadnezzar
Best built to kill: Genghis Khan
Worst to settle next to: Ghandi
Best to settle next to: Me!Peace'n'love man!
Nicest: Harun Al-Rashid
Meanest: Anyone that chooses Iroqnois in MP
Last edited by cahtush; 05-26-2012 at 04:49 AM. Reason: Fail of a slightly epic kind
^ Dude, Wu Zetian is a girl.
Catagories:
Best Beard - Nebuchadnezzar (sorry Sully but Nebs really has this in the bag)
Best Looking - Alex in a prissy sort of way, otherwise Kamehameha
Best Background - Askia
Most likely to win - Sejong
Most likely to lose - Montezuma
Craziest - Oda Nobunaga (in terms of behaviour)
Best Language - Nebuchadnezzar
Best Dress - Darius
Best built to kill - Genghis Khan
Worst to settle next to - Gandhi or Alex
Best to settle next to - Kamehameha
Nicest - Kamehameha or Harald Bluetooth
Meanest - Alex
WOw, back the fug up Pachaminnie. This peanut gallery betta sho' some respect. Who exactly started this "[X] CIV" trend? Better put that in yo OP
Respect my authoritah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eWZX...eature=relatedOriginally Posted by Littlisk
Mmk, thats betta brah. Respect. #Bumpchests#
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Best Beard: Suleiman
Best Looking: Alexander
Best Background: Montezuma
Most likely to win: Washington <- MERICA'S #1
Most likely to lose: France
Craziest: Montezuma
Best Language: Harold Bluetooth
Best Dress: Hiawatha
Best built to kill: Augusta
Worst to settle next to: Montezuma <- Dominating this contest lol...
Best to settle next to: Gandhi
Nicest: Siam
Meanest: Genghis
Last edited by Littlisk; 05-26-2012 at 07:06 PM.
Best to settle next to ghandi..?
I hope you like nukes
And Nebu not best beard? Blasphemy.
Best Beard: Gustavus Adolphus
Best Looking: Alexander
Best Background: Montezuma. Especially the cheers and boos from the sycophantic crowd.
Most likely to win: Washington
Most likely to lose: Genghis Khan. Not a very good world conqueror...
Craziest: Nebuchadnezzar II
Best Language: Suleiman. "By my beard and belly"
Best Dress: Harun al Rashid. Forever classy.
Best built to kill: Oda Nobunaga. He has two swords strapped to his belt. Overkill much?
Worst to settle next to: Montezuma
Best to settle next to: Ramkhamaeng. Easy to bulldoze; unless he's got the elephants up.
Nicest: Gandhi
Meanest: Alexander. He's always so high and mighty with all that 'Son of Zeus' nonsense
If we are including the expansion at was the MISS civilization...
Best Beard: Gustavus Adolphus
Best Looking: Alexander
Best Background: Kamehameha (I just love Hawaii),
Most likely to win: me
Most likely to lose: the AI that I'm playing...lol
Craziest: Nebuchadnesser
Best Language: Caesar
Best Dress: Montezuma
Best Built to kill: Attila
Worst to settle next to: Genghis Khan
Best to settle next to: Ghandi
Nicest: Harun Al-Rashid
Meanest: Napoleon
Good with the ladies: Probably all of the above...lol
Best beard: Harald Bluetooth
Best Looking: Kamehameha
Best Background: Kamehameha
Most likely to win: Augustus Caesar
Most likely to lose: Moctezuma (Montezuma was the Spanish pronunciation, the Aztec pronunciation is Moctezuma)
Craziest: Nebuchadnezzar
Best Language: Kamehameha
Best dress: Pachacuti or Oda Nobunaga
Best Built to kill: Oda Nobunaga (YAH! Bushido!)
Worst to settle next to: Augustus Caesar
Best to settle next to: Ramkhamhaeng or Kamehameha
Nicest: Kamehameha or Ramkhamhaeng
Meanest: Gandhi (Nasty little man he be).
Wow, this was really difficult!
Best Beard - Oda Nobunaga
Best Looking - Montezuma
Best Background - Ramkhamhaeng
Most likely to win - Augustus
Most likely to lose - Washington. America sucks!
Craziest - Askia
Best Language - Hiawatha
Best Dress - Pachacuti
Best built to kill - Atilla
Worst to settle next to - Darius
Best to settle next to - Harald Bluetooth
Nicest - Kamehameha
Meanest - Gandhi. Such a dick.
Best Beard - Suleiman
Best Looking - Genghis Khan
Best Background - Askia
Most likely to win - Bismark
Most likely to lose - Ramkhamhaeng; Generally peaceful, even on Random Personalities.
Craziest - Montezuma
Best Language - Bismark
Best Dress - Montezuma
Best built to kill - Bismark or Oda Nobunaga.
Worst to settle next to - Pachacuti
Best to settle next to - Genghis Khan
Nicest - Hiawatha
Meanest - Washington. Wanton aggression? I was going for a cultural victory!
It's more difficult when you include leaders that don't have beards...might as well said Catherine...I miss Stethnorun...
Why do most people think that Alexander is the best looking dude? Lol, I haven't thought about this before, and I'm not even sure who I'd pick, but I wouldn't choose Alexander.
I have to say, Askia looks pretty cool, so maybe him...I'd have to get back to you on this.
Best Beard: Gustav
Best Looking: Alexander
Best Background: Harun
Most likely to win: Oda Nobunaga
Most likely to lose: Washington
Craziest: Montezuma
Best Language: Sejong
Best Dress: Gustav
Best built to kill: Napoleon
Worst to settle next to: Montezuma
Best to settle next to: Harun
Nicest: Harald
Meanest: Washington
Because he is...just look at his perfect hair, dreamy eyes...lol...
Still not seeing it...
I'm sticking with Askia.
Sorry going off topic. The leader artwork is pants IMO. Lovely manicured hands, perfect skin tone, not a scar in sight. And that's just the men. Thank goodness none are smiling for sure they'd be beaming perfect all American smilers (no offence intended cousins). I miss the goofiness of III & IV leaders. Ugliness is completely ignored. How is that not prejudice in CiV? This sums up my main disappointment with the visuals of this brilliant game.
In the mean time Askia is my fav. Probably because off the back drop.
Oda has a mustache, its close enough. Frankly, I don't know why you're being so picky about my choice when you put down Montezuma for best dress - Montezuma doesn't wear a dress. He wears a loin cloth.
Hey, I'm for all that tribal stuff too. :P
Oh I like it too - but it doesn't say best dressed it says best dress. Best hat, best jewelry, best dress.
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