"Yeah. It hurts to think too. But I'm probably boring you with my life story. If I even have one..."
OOC: Holy crap! Thanks for the help too. So Earth is not destroyed, just one more city left?
"Yeah. It hurts to think too. But I'm probably boring you with my life story. If I even have one..."
OOC: Holy crap! Thanks for the help too. So Earth is not destroyed, just one more city left?
"Did you see Docman?" Lambaski was cleaning his assault rifle "I bet he can help."
(No prob. xD
Well Futuristic Cities under ruins)
"Don't think so. Is your gun working properly?" Yuri said quickly, changing the subject.
"Nah, I'm having a receiver problem." He said, cocking the rifle once more "You notice how our helmet's look like Motorbike helmet's from back home?"
"You want me to fix it? And what the hell is a motorcycle helmet?" Yuri was puzzled, sifting through his engineering memories, frowning. He had seen a motorcycle, but had never fixed one.
"Nah, I've got it sir don't worry... but if you don't know what a motorcycle is, then you should see Docman Sarge." Lambaski suggested
"I know what a motorcycle is, apparently."
"Did you speak with the new guys Sir?" the Corporal asked, looking down at him "I could arrange a meeting with em sir."Originally Posted by Incinerator
"Nah, but go ahead with that meeting. I'm gonna go to sleep now, okay?" Yuri yawned.
"We could do it tomorrow if you want sir, Because I was going to get some shut eye as well... I have watch tomorrow... oh joy."
Pi went up to Yuri and gave him a sniff. "I'm getting...little engine oil, working man...metal fragment, do any welding?...faint traces of... Perfume? Can't tell what kind. I'll file the sample and have Big Bessie check it out.Have her moolll it over....not my joke I swear....you smell like gunpowder too. Hope your a good shot. Should have your clothing processed in a day, I was outfitted with the latest criminology and frensics techology in the world.
"They call it dead cat..." he replied with the same or more sarcasm than intended. "I don't know what AI cats like."
"AL cat, I am an AL cat. An AL special you damn idiot. They haven't put my line into production yet. You have a choice between Scottish fold, Persain, American Shorthair and longhair, Russian Blue, Alley Cat, and Siamese. I make a great housepet, watch cat, and detective's best friend. More breeds and interchangeable coats will be coming soon to a store near you....that's the product line. Can you believe someone trying to sell me on TV. It's imbrassasing.
"So how much are you cat?" Ian asked it "I might get one of brethren when we step off at Zytra Alexander Colony."
"I can come with your choice of options. A favorite toy in which I will only go after that toy, a must for yarn users and lovers of thier couches. A meter for level of defense, a shock, an alert, or a wound. You can deduce wether to hake me meow or bark, a high pitched bark mind you. You can have the tail adjusted. I come with an alarm clock system, which also carries a variety of options for waking up. Mind you don't pick up a Siamese, it'll get confusing. No need to clean or feed me. Real cats aren't bad, but they can't take space travel well. I think a Russian Blue would fit your personality best, that or an alley cat. Ive got a cuddle function, I have an artifially heat source much and it works much like a regular cats, perfect on a cold winter's night. And many more options to customize your perfect feline companion, just ask your local sales represative. If cats are no your thing we have coming soon, parrot, dog, fish, turtle,lizard, snake, and wild animals such as tiger, lion, cheeta, bear, giraffe, and many more. You can have an entire zoo just for you. They have basic designs for all of them, but not TT. They're trying to get a patent for him though. AL doesn't want to though. He was the first robot she made from scratch."
Yuri tossed and turned. Memories flowed through his overactive brain. Rocks falling from the sky, people burning. He couldn't handle it. And the repetitive call of his name, "Yuri"
"You must've been imprinted with Sales Rep data... I'm totally getting one of you, say is Speaking optional?" He though about it "Or is it only for you?"
"they're working on it. Saying it might make people crazy or something."
"I'm not surprised, somebody talking to a cheetah..." Ian laughed "it'll be a great shock... so Al did you live long enough to experience first hand the lunar disaster?"
"I am Pi and AL is twelve so no."
"Not surprised." Ian said, laying back in his EDF bunk "So tell me Pi, what's your master like?"
"Damaged beyond belief. We got a built in defense system to protect is someone hurts her pysically or mentally a.k.a you and all other grown ups. Abuse and rape does that to ya."
"That's some story..." The Private said "So that stuff really happened, the things that you told me?"
"Yep. Lily will be the only grown up she'll think she'll ever trust."
"That's really sad, no wonder why she doesn't trust adults... I actually feel quite sorry for her." the EDF soldier said nodding
"Feeling sorry for calling her a brat?"
"Yeah, I guess so... but it's kinda weird how I'm just talking to a cat about this." Ian joked
"I am highly intelligent, built with the smalllest, best super computer ever."
"Can you make me a General or officer in EDF?" Ian chuckled "say cat... do you think I'm a bad person that'll hurt your master?"
Yuri screamed...
Corporal Lambaski shook his Sargent, Ian turned to the NCO lounge and looked back at the cat "Did you hear that?"
"You didn't know, truth is a lot of people didn't know. And what the heck is wrong with him!"
Yuri was still sleeping, but breathing frantically and yelling out random names. "Cabadath! The Kradel!" The Corporal's efforts failed in waking him...
OOC:New Years Eve! Whoo! One hour away!
"He'll wake the whole darn shipif dont do something."
Yuri quieted down but his heartbeat was irregular...
Lambaski didn't have any water so he wet his with whiskey. "Wake up sarge."
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"I wouldn't worry... bet the doc has him taken care of..."
Yuri woke up. "Aaaarrgghh! My eyes!"
"? Youre official nuts okay."
"Goddammit! Whiskey burns dammit!" Yuri wiped his face with his hands.
"you got him up at least."
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