NationStates

[Shiav]

Y'know what we should do? As an in-joke, we should say we both have nuclear missiles pointed at eachother just to watch our people squirm.

NEW BEST FRIEND

Dibs being Soviets

[Atlas-]

National Happenings

1 day 2 hours ago: Rapture was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
2 days 1 hour ago: Rapture was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
4 days ago: Rapture was refounded.
20 days ago: Rapture ceased to exist.
44 days ago: Rapture was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 10%).
48 days ago: Rapture was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
53 days ago: Rapture was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Stupidest Citizens.
58 days ago: Rapture was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
66 days ago: Rapture was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
71 days ago: Rapture was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

[Vito_Lucente]

You guys should join my region. http://dark.nationstates.net/region=the_dominion_of_the_holy_goat

[Invader]

4."All ze jobs are VHERE?!" General Von Gugelheimer lets out a piercing scream. "Zose Bigtopians and zeir business friends need to remember vhich is ze better country! Nevermind zat ze businesses at fault are based out of Aroubus. Let’s blow zose Bigtopians off ze map! Double ze military's size, and ve von’t have to vorry about zem anymore. Trade vill take a hit, but isn't ZE POWER vorth it? Hahaha… HAHAHAHA!"

I'm on Richtofen- erm, Gugelheimer's side.

[Vito_Lucente]

During the middle of the night, someone has mysteriously put a lever in the middle of the city park. On it, it says, "Pull the Lever, And See The World End."
The Debate

1."I've always wanted to see the apocalypse." says an elderly man on a park bench. "All that fire and brimstone. To see God's wrath. Something I can tell my grandchildren about later on. I say we should."


2."Not on your life!" says his wife sitting next to him. "If you pull that lever, we'll have no grandchildren, no life, only heaven and hell. Don't you dare pull that lever."


3."Now, don't think of it as a do/don't option," says a hot dog vendor. "What if we give tours so that people can see the lever? Not to touch it of course, but to see that humanity can be ruined by such a contraption. We can make a profit."

I pulled the lever. The result was, "A swarm of kittens is trampling everything in its path"

[Invader]

•16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aroubus, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.


...What the HELL!? I said to invade the nation that the companies were outsourcing to, not to blow stuff up in my own country!

[Vito_Lucente]

•16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aroubus, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.


...What the HELL!? I said to invade the nation that the companies were outsourcing to, not to blow stuff up in my own country!

It means it's blowing up threats to people being employed in the country.

[Invader]

It means it's blowing up threats to people being employed in the country.

Okay. Didn't think about that hard enough, did I?