The happenings of rapture

[Keiji_Haku]

We all get that one match that we just wannna tell everyone about. And apparently no matter how hard I looked I couldn't find a thread like this one. Tell us about that "one match" That is all this thread is for. Post your most comedic match.


For me it was when i started getting really good. My team was full of noobs.........unattentive noobs -_-
I brought the sister to the vent and died, of course, but my teammates decided that that was wrong and picked up the siter and moved her away from the vent. they died. i picked her up again and moved her and when i died they moved her again. I wish everyone could of heard me on my mic. I was speaking in a wtf tone.....This routine we did went on for a while till they realized "oh it goes in this vent" -_-

[TwistedBlitz]

This could possibly fit in "Lets play BS2" :P

[mister vwp]

This could possibly fit in "Lets play BS2" :P

nah this tread is more about the worst match that happend

[mister vwp]

uhm lets see I have alot:
stupid people at CTS that dont know what to do with the sister it drives me crazy it was so insane that the sister was infront of the vent becuase I died when trying to put here in there the guy that killed me got killed , and the guy that killed that guy was all alone with the sister infront of the vent and that stupid idoot just walks to a vending machine and gets killed by its trap >.< and we where 2-1 behind I hate that kind of people they make me so so angry

also people that just camp somewhere and kill people that walk by but do nothing if there is 1 with sister and 1 guard becuase theres a change they could get killed --______--

big daddy kill stealers I once had a guy walking with me when i was daddy and he stoll almost all my rez kills that son of a %$@!!

having 18 kills at sotf and then not respawning>.<
I just didnt respawn at all like WTF give me a change!!!

I onced lost a CW game where I had 36 kills and only 14 death >.<
my team sucked so much i was the only 1 capable of killing the lv50 army T-T

and the most funny 1 is>>>>
I once had some1 that walked with the siter true the entire map at hftp it was hilarious and so sad at the same time , I could laugh sine we where winning ^^ but ah man al he need to do is take the sister go up the no stairs way up go to the restroom and score but he went with stairs all the way on the highest floor> then after infesticating and trying every vent on the highest floor he investigated the bottom floor he even went to the vending machine at the bottom >then he finaly investigated the second floor and it still took him 40 seconds to score >.<
and becuase he had a army that protected him he never got killed.
it stil trikes to amaze me how people cant find the vent I mean hello?!?!? what would that vent arrow on your screen point to? >.>

[LanceGlorytower]

I recently lost a game of CW due to my team mates. There was a full team on the opposite side and four on ours. Two of my team mates were just running to the enemy, not fighting and just suiciding, I then beat them to the Daddy suit and for the rest of the match, the morons were lobbing grenades at me, jumping in my face and lighting incinerate in my path to lower my hitpoints.
Obviously they were partied with some friends on the other team and were trying to boost them, but I did go 34-2 and we lost by 6 kills even with them letting the other team kill them. And that other guy on our team, he died allot but was at least trying.

My favorite game I ever played was a game of turf war on home for the poor, I was capturing point 3 on the 3rd floor bridge, My entire team was just killed and I accidentally backed up to far while watching the stair wells and fell right beside capture point one on the ground floor (taking fall damage). It just so happens that all five of the enemy team was right there taking the point. With the shotty RoF (before the sawed off barrel was available), the cross and some well timed melee hits, I actually killed all five and survived! The rest of my team spawned and joined me on point one. My wife was watching me play at the time (I didn't know that) she stood up and began to cheer saying "That was unbelievable, amazing, holy "crap" your good!". That game was all win for me, I have done some amazing things but this game always stands out just because of that!

[Schrodinger8MEOW]

MrK we miss you we even miss your tbaging and you blowing our faces off when we walk out of a room ...... Water does a good job don't get me wrong but she doesn't use her mic. So we cannever hear her laughing at our bodies flying across the map.

[PS3kalim1993]

MrK we miss you we even miss your tbaging and you blowing our faces off when we walk out of a room ...... Water does a good job don't get me wrong but she doesn't use her mic. So we cannever hear her laughing at our bodies flying across the map.

LMAO Schrooms

Yh Dude Your Body Bombs are Missed,

[brutalXbarbie]

LMAO Schrooms

Yh Dude Your Body Bombs are Missed,

very true he is missed, and yay schrooms has an account!
one of my favorite matches was when my team decided to instead capture the sister.....they camped with her, i guess they thought it was tag instead of cts.....so the other team didnt even bother killing us...haah it was weird so i was yelling at my team and hitting them. it was funny and ridiculous.

[xPOORGUYx]

hmmm.... I dont have one
: (

[Keiji_Haku]

I recently lost a game of CW due to my team mates. There was a full team on the opposite side and four on ours. Two of my team mates were just running to the enemy, not fighting and just suiciding, I then beat them to the Daddy suit and for the rest of the match, the morons were lobbing grenades at me, jumping in my face and lighting incinerate in my path to lower my hitpoints.
Obviously they were partied with some friends on the other team and were trying to boost them, but I did go 34-2 and we lost by 6 kills even with them letting the other team kill them. And that other guy on our team, he died allot but was at least trying.

My favorite game I ever played was a game of turf war on home for the poor, I was capturing point 3 on the 3rd floor bridge, My entire team was just killed and I accidentally backed up to far while watching the stair wells and fell right beside capture point one on the ground floor (taking fall damage). It just so happens that all five of the enemy team was right there taking the point. With the shotty RoF (before the sawed off barrel was available), the cross and some well timed melee hits, I actually killed all five and survived! The rest of my team spawned and joined me on point one. My wife was watching me play at the time (I didn't know that) she stood up and began to cheer saying "That was unbelievable, amazing, holy "crap" your good!". That game was all win for me, I have done some amazing things but this game always stands out just because of that!

Epicness just pure epicness

[Keiji_Haku]

uhm lets see I have alot:
stupid people at CTS that dont know what to do with the sister it drives me crazy it was so insane that the sister was infront of the vent becuase I died when trying to put here in there the guy that killed me got killed , and the guy that killed that guy was all alone with the sister infront of the vent and that stupid idoot just walks to a vending machine and gets killed by its trap >.< and we where 2-1 behind I hate that kind of people they make me so so angry

also people that just camp somewhere and kill people that walk by but do nothing if there is 1 with sister and 1 guard becuase theres a change they could get killed --______--

big daddy kill stealers I once had a guy walking with me when i was daddy and he stoll almost all my rez kills that son of a %$@!!

having 18 kills at sotf and then not respawning>.<
I just didnt respawn at all like WTF give me a change!!!

I onced lost a CW game where I had 36 kills and only 14 death >.<
my team sucked so much i was the only 1 capable of killing the lv50 army T-T

and the most funny 1 is>>>>
I once had some1 that walked with the siter true the entire map at hftp it was hilarious and so sad at the same time , I could laugh sine we where winning ^^ but ah man al he need to do is take the sister go up the no stairs way up go to the restroom and score but he went with stairs all the way on the highest floor> then after infesticating and trying every vent on the highest floor he investigated the bottom floor he even went to the vending machine at the bottom >then he finaly investigated the second floor and it still took him 40 seconds to score >.<
and becuase he had a army that protected him he never got killed.
it stil trikes to amaze me how people cant find the vent I mean hello?!?!? what would that vent arrow on your screen point to? >.>

To your last paragraph, I had that happen once except it went a bit differently, she didnt try all the vents she went to one vent and kept trying to put her in that one vent i got on my mic and said "STOP THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT VENT OMG KEEP TRYING EVENTUALLLY YOU'LL REALIZE THAT THAT VENT IS THE WRONG VENT" sure enough we lost -_-

[mister vwp]

To your last paragraph, I had that happen once except it went a bit differently, she didnt try all the vents she went to one vent and kept trying to put her in that one vent i got on my mic and said "STOP THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT VENT OMG KEEP TRYING EVENTUALLLY YOU'LL REALIZE THAT THAT VENT IS THE WRONG VENT" sure enough we lost -_-

yeah people can be really stupid when it comes to putting the sister in the vent >.>

[Keiji_Haku]

yeah people can be really stupid when it comes to putting the sister in the vent >.>

its always funny though afterwords, oh but i wanna get on a team that just wont stop talking crap to me and pick up the sis and put her where my own teammates cant get her.

[mister vwp]

its always funny though afterwords, oh but i wanna get on a team that just wont stop talking crap to me and pick up the sis and put her where my own teammates cant get her.

I thought of that like how would your team react when you put the sister in a glitch place or use the eternal fall glitch to let her fall for 4 min. xD
I never did it since its against your own team but if you and your frind are on the same team you could both do it ,
together you could force drawes making everybody angry xD

[Acrawlingchaos]

In a game of CW, I was using TK and was looking to grab a barrel. I TK'ed and grabbed an adam vile, nope not it. Catch and release. I TK'ed again, box of ammo, nope that won't do. Ok TK again...... son of a bitc.. ashtray. WTF. Oh look, enemy splicer coming around the corner Tk and grab this barrel, umm tk uhh uhhh TK. Crap no eve crap, I'm dead.

[Keiji_Haku]

I thought of that like how would your team react when you put the sister in a glitch place or use the eternal fall glitch to let her fall for 4 min. xD
I never did it since its against your own team but if you and your frind are on the same team you could both do it ,
together you could force drawes making everybody angry xD

ah i like your thinking. Ever get that one team that jus..... heres an example, there was this british kid on our team and he sucked horribly, but he kept calling everyone on our team twats, i didn't actually find it offensive more like funny as hell, then we switched teams ..............end result -> Tbagg for noob

[Keiji_Haku]

uhm lets see I have alot:
stupid people at CTS that dont know what to do with the sister it drives me crazy it was so insane that the sister was infront of the vent becuase I died when trying to put here in there the guy that killed me got killed , and the guy that killed that guy was all alone with the sister infront of the vent and that stupid idoot just walks to a vending machine and gets killed by its trap >.< and we where 2-1 behind I hate that kind of people they make me so so angry

also people that just camp somewhere and kill people that walk by but do nothing if there is 1 with sister and 1 guard becuase theres a change they could get killed --______--

big daddy kill stealers I once had a guy walking with me when i was daddy and he stoll almost all my rez kills that son of a %$@!!

having 18 kills at sotf and then not respawning>.<
I just didnt respawn at all like WTF give me a change!!!

I onced lost a CW game where I had 36 kills and only 14 death >.<
my team sucked so much i was the only 1 capable of killing the lv50 army T-T

and the most funny 1 is>>>>
I once had some1 that walked with the siter true the entire map at hftp it was hilarious and so sad at the same time , I could laugh sine we where winning ^^ but ah man al he need to do is take the sister go up the no stairs way up go to the restroom and score but he went with stairs all the way on the highest floor> then after infesticating and trying every vent on the highest floor he investigated the bottom floor he even went to the vending machine at the bottom >then he finaly investigated the second floor and it still took him 40 seconds to score >.<
and becuase he had a army that protected him he never got killed.
it stil trikes to amaze me how people cant find the vent I mean hello?!?!? what would that vent arrow on your screen point to? >.>

omg ever played on smugglers hideout in cts and the vent didnt exist, i hopped in to a match with some people i know on my team and grabbed the sis and realized the vent didnt exist and i said on my mic "OMG the vents gone what am i suppose to do with this, ah crap get away dang it im so lost HELP ME!!!!!!!"

[brutalXbarbie]

omg ever played on smugglers hideout in cts and the vent didnt exist, i hopped in to a match with some people i know on my team and grabbed the sis and realized the vent didnt exist and i said on my mic "OMG the vents gone what am i suppose to do with this, ah crap get away dang it im so lost HELP ME!!!!!!!"

oh god i remember that match....we played against kashie and some of her friends and the vent didnt show up for her either so we all kinda ran around together, there wasn't really any shooting as everyone was confused.

[Keiji_Haku]

oh god i remember that match....we played against kashie and some of her friends and the vent didnt show up for her either so we all kinda ran around together, there wasn't really any shooting as everyone was confused.

i left a bit afterwards cause i was worried itd be that way the rest of the rounds

[brutalXbarbie]

i left a bit afterwards cause i was worried itd be that way the rest of the rounds

i know you ditched us -_-..........its ok though because we had a party while you were gone =P

[PhlyPinoy]

oh god i remember that match....we played against kashie and some of her friends and the vent didnt show up for her either so we all kinda ran around together, there wasn't really any shooting as everyone was confused.

Happens all the time @_@'

[brutalXbarbie]

Happens all the time @_@'

i know but this was one of my favorites. lately the little sister doesnt show up for me -_-

[TwistedBlitz]

Happens all the time @_@'

Not ALL the times :P

[elementdelta59]

i know most of you seasoned members wont like hearing this but its true...

It was SaturninEs first match vs The Godz of Bioshock... it was kashmir last splicer standing... we spawn in the bathroom... and move to the side room to "camp it out", (now that im an official MLG player, this isnt a noobish move, we were waiting to see how they attacked, witch is a smart strategy...) so i move down the stairs... pop my head out the door and get greated by a GL soaring through the air and hits me straight in the face! i never heard robert laugh loudder in my life!!! we stayed putting up with the noob tubeing for the rest of the game...

if only i had my capcard then...

jtluk: HERES THE NEW SATURNINE ROSTER:
elementdelta59 (the5thhoarseman) ~me
robert hamilton (jesus christ) lol jk rob ;]
bigzombie505 (wonderedmario)
xArcAngelxwhale (whaleboy587)
GDSJR v2 (Lol Abused Taco)

Possibly Altair Sylar...

sadly... Crowbar will not be returing for this journey to rapture... so sad...

BUT!: WERE BACK!!!

[Zso_Zso]

I played a series of CW games with some random players -- their ranks spread from 25-50, none of them veteran but not complete noobs. There was a guy using very strange tactics: he jumped up to some high sniping position using leg-up, then started using EB+nailgun to shoot at people. The nailgun seems to me as a rather strange choice for sniping weapon and he wasn't too efficient with it anyways. The hilarious thing was when we got to play on Fort Frolic. Guess what position he chose for his sniping lair ?

He jumped out on top of the curved glass window above the bar (next to the billiard and slot machine room), the infamous spot for AG glitching. His only problem was, that this was a CW game... He could not come back in, and could not shoot anybody through the glass, so he was stuck there outside the whole game desperately shooting his nails into the glass and trying to break it with melee too with no success, I LOL-ed so much ...

[Keiji_Haku]

i know most of you seasoned members wont like hearing this but its true...

It was SaturninEs first match vs The Godz of Bioshock... it was kashmir last splicer standing... we spawn in the bathroom... and move to the side room to "camp it out", (now that im an official MLG player, this isnt a noobish move, we were waiting to see how they attacked, witch is a smart strategy...) so i move down the stairs... pop my head out the door and get greated by a GL soaring through the air and hits me straight in the face! i never heard robert laugh loudder in my life!!! we stayed putting up with the noob tubeing for the rest of the game...

if only i had my capcard then...

jtluk: HERES THE NEW SATURNINE ROSTER:
elementdelta59 (the5thhoarseman) ~me
robert hamilton (jesus christ) lol jk rob ;]
bigzombie505 (wonderedmario)
xArcAngelxwhale (whaleboy587)
GDSJR v2 (Lol Abused Taco)

Possibly Altair Sylar...

sadly... Crowbar will not be returing for this journey to rapture... so sad...

BUT!: WERE BACK!!!

Sorry don't know what you are talking about with the saturnines, i don't even know who they are, you should try ps3 sometime.

[Rapture-704]

Y'know "The Saturnine Cult" from Bioshock 1 were really a group of Houdini Splicers who worship ancient gods. Judging by the glowing symbols scattered around Arcadia, it can be said that these Splicers probably worship various gods of the ancient Romans. In Julie Langford's audio diary she tells that members of the Saturnine think they are touched by the ancient gods and chant "harness the flame, harness the mist" and drink human blood and cocktails of plasmids; calling it ambrosia. The Saturnine would often harass Langford by stealing her research materials (such as Chlorophyll Solution) for use in their rituals. ^^

[Hartigan John]

robert hamilton (jesus christ) lol jk rob ;]

i guess i joined bioshock multiplayer too late to beat you guys...and to blaspheme just to call out a noob, i dont even know you and i can alredy say i dont like you at all. probably jayme timmer and mcfrenzy werent that wrong considering you just a shame under every aspect

[Keiji_Haku]

Y'know "The Saturnine Cult" from Bioshock 1 were really a group of Houdini Splicers who worship ancient gods. Judging by the glowing symbols scattered around Arcadia, it can be said that these Splicers probably worship various gods of the ancient Romans. In Julie Langford's audio diary she tells that members of the Saturnine think they are touched by the ancient gods and chant "harness the flame, harness the mist" and drink human blood and cocktails of plasmids; calling it ambrosia. The Saturnine would often harass Langford by stealing her research materials (such as Chlorophyll Solution) for use in their rituals. ^^

i meant what are people referring to when they are talking about a group n the xbox called the saturnines?

[Rapture-704]

i meant what are people referring to when they are talking about a group n the xbox called the saturnines?

I know. I was just saying...

[Codex]

The Saturnine's is a clan that was around for a while on the 360. Apparently they're back

[Keiji_Haku]

Are they any good?

[Rapture-704]

Are they any good?

You beat me at saying that...

[Judgeofwings]

Are they any good?

Who knows,they had a tendency to glorify themselves like most other clans.

[Codex]

Never played a single one of them. I'm also the worst person to judge that - I'm not anything special and I don't really pay attention.

[Ian]

i guess i joined bioshock multiplayer too late to beat you guys...and to blaspheme just to call out a noob, i dont even know you and i can alredy say i dont like you at all. probably jayme timmer and mcfrenzy werent that wrong considering you just a shame under every aspect

I'll give it to you quick!

• Elementdelta was a troll
• Community trolled him back
• I trolled him somethin' FIERCE and he had a bit of a breakdown. But it's ok, his therapist says he has the mind of a 25-year-old. (I need to dig up this quote)
• He then rage-quit the forums.
• He saw Rybow on the Irrational Forums and had another breakdown

Yes, he's awful. As was his old team. His new team is even worse. If Altair Sylar joins their nub clan, I'mma remove that German infidel from my Facebook Surely he has more respect than that!

[Ian]

Good times.

http://forums.2kgames.com/showthread...289#post895289

you guys are just so focused on destroying me that you forget that they commited the more serious offense! We commited suicide 1 and they commited suicide 6 times! this is why i hate you guys, and i just with you'd be mature enough to understand that! you guys *****ed about me being 14, but guess what?!? MOST OF THE PEOPLE HERE ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 16 OR CLOSE TO IT!!! I have been raised through hell! i never had a childhood! my father destroyed my life! i just grew up! i have an IQ of 168, so quit it with the stupid ****! and my phycologist says i have the brain of a 25 year old so JUST STOP! with the immaturity! maybe once you read this you'll know why i'm so pissed at you guys!

lololololololol

This later thread is good, too http://forums.2kgames.com/showthread...690#post976690

He told all the mods that they had "brain AIDS". LOL U R SO MLG

come back tomorrow when your not high on stupid dust. or maybe you have brain aids? but there is something wrong with you!

dont close the thread! just suspend me! i never understood why instead of punishing me you punish evryone else! and anyway. a man of your authority shouldnt even be involvimg your personal opinion!

lets just get back on topic!

[Codex]

Let's get this thread back on topic please, Ian >.>'

[little sister101]

In cts I stole the sister and my team kept on shooting me and when I died one of my team mates tea bagged me and took the sister the complete wrong way from the vent then got killed then my other team mates kept on taking her the way that he was. Eventually they realised that they were taking her the wrong way and then the round ended (sigh). Another time was when me and my friend were playing cts and we were defending the sister and he said we were capturing the sister and ran to the vent and asked me were the sister, and then said we were on different teams when I started to shout to tell him we were defending her but he kept on killing the other team when they had the little sister and at other times he was helping them!(another sigh)

[Buckeyeman98]

I know this inst BS2 but it was sooo funny and had to tell someone about it, it was in black ops, playing one in the chamber, I raped, it was like turn a corner boom headshot, turn around boom headshot, go trhough the door he came in boom chest shot, I ended up having like 10 kills in 15 seconds, all on a tiny map without dying and got accused of hacking, Love it so much when you get accused of hacking becuase your just good.