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i've been fast travelling for a while, a day or so and i JUST noticed it, why was something like this not anticipated? i mean it seems REALLY likely for something like this to happen when you have a...

So i have run into a dilemma, i am looking for Ed-E so i talked to Rex and i thought i told him to go back to the lucky 38, so i was zooming for a shot and i noticed that a corpse was glowing...

I drag Cook-cooks body everywhere i go, does that make ME creepy? >:C

nonono i found the tesla thingy at the crashed verti bird, i just cant remember the name for the thing you get on the alien captains body

So, anybody else find that gun on the little kid in...

Y'know that wild wasteland thing pissed me off, i swore i clicked it, pressed and pressed continue, then i hear that you can find a alien blaster with it on so im like "AWESOME" so i set off on a...

i hate czadors so much, an yeh theres legendary for it, but if the New VEgas wiki is to beleived there is only a Legendary NightStalker Legendary Cazador Legendary DeathClaw and a Legendary Fire...

Awwww yeah look who just beat the livin shizz out of da legendary czador

RULE 90: Never EVER EVERRRRRRRRR mistake a live splicer for a dead one, they like to do that

Did her....a favor........by making your sister.......a sandwich......which then

where can you even find ammo for a fat man?

flew off to find homself some butterfly poon, when he discovered....

you should try Bioshock inf. its so fun, really i could ship it to you if you wanna try it

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

after hours of searching, luke is about to give up, before he hears a bark*

Sparky?

Sigh....thank you...

Luke walked off, occasionally calling for sparky*

OOC: Woah there kiddies, keep it PG....13.....

Sir.....my dog is not here....Are there any other pounds in rapture?

luke nodded and followed the officer*

and then suddenly the world went white, as the universe shattered with the sheer "WTF" of the moment......they drifted though the nothingness along with the shattered fragments of their...

But i cleared it with a department head, i get to keep my dog and in turn i pay an added tax along with an ownership license, so may i PLEASE get my dog back sir?

uh...Luke...sirs.....have you seen my dog? He's a German Shepard and im really worried about him....

Well sheit.....still in rapture i suppose....well i guess things could be worse

*Luke asks random passerbys if they've seen his dog*

Bump
RULE 88

Vita-Chambers are your savior, and if you die you can camp in there to get your bearings

Luke gets up and brushes his pants off with a sigh*


Well sheit.....where am I?

Luke walks off in a random direction, looking for a sign or an authority figure*

luke wakes up to "What a wonderful world*

....The f*ck?....where am i...wheres sparky...SPARKY?!