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Got mine yesterday.

I'm. So. Sick. Of. This.

I'm starting to think it'll never happen...

Thank you, fine poster, and all those that followed, for your pleasantly ironic and uplifting thread in this massive insanity that is "ZOMFG SECUROM SUX!"


I applaud you.

A "dead" splicer got up and lunged at me going "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!"

Also, the Nitro Splicers' insistence that they "☺☺☺☺ bigger than you!"

It appears to me that the poor or homeless were pulled off of the streets and 'converted', a process which seems to entail removing he epidermis and replacing it with the diving suit, literally...

A Nitro Splicer charged at me while I was busy doing something or other, and he screamed, "I ☺☺☺☺ bigger than you!"

I had to pause to laugh.

Then, shortly after, I saw an Elite Bouncer as I was...

Hey, dude, if I had a PC that could run BioShock, I'd be all over that. I MUCH prefer the selection open to me with PC gaming.

Unfortunately, the last time I had a computer that could run the...

Quoted for truth.

I'm TIRED of all your crying, members of the Cult of Rapture.
I miss the pre-launch speculation and joyous impatience at the upcoming release.

Now it's "OH GOD SECUROM OH GOD...

It appears Nightmare Armor Studios, the company who makes really awesome custom armor suits like Halo's Master Chief, Gears of Wars' GEAR suit, and the Deepeyes suit from Final Fantasy: The Movie are...

Upon saving them you use a scary-looking plasmid, apparently, and they yell "No!" at you a few times in that adamant way a child does. You then rub them on the head with your plasmid-infused hand...

My Big Daddy is missing the tip of his drill, as well as the top of HIS left leg's kneecap weight--not my left, but his.

I don't know if that's part of the sculpt or not, so can someone please PM...

Actually, it's most likely from a term that divers use.

See, when the body decompresses too quickly, as is the case with an emergency surface from diving, it causes extreme illness. In older...

Without a doubt the easiest way for me is to pop him with a Frag Grenade and then pump him full of Electric Shells from my shotgun.

It makes it a bit too easy, though.

Mostly I like to just...

I think Spongeman is fitting--Those sorts of hooks like he's holding were used by deep sea sponge divers who wore suits very similar to Big Daddies', to rip the living sponge off of the rock it was...

I really wish they wouldn't pull this sort of ratings-grab... the show seems mediocre at best, and I'm just kind of tuning it out waiting to see a Bouncer rip some poor sap a new one with that drill.

My friend Jon and I have been hypothesizing heavily on the Big Daddies and how they're 'born'.

We've come up with some reasonable suggestions, but more than anything we're interested in the...

I believe one of the main reasons they chose to have the Little Sister refer to her guardian as "Mr. Bubbles" is that it shows an extremely strong and very tangible emotional attachment--that, and...