You know you play too much BioShock when...

[Inserti0n]

You say "Would you kindly (insert command)..." and start laughing hysterically when the person actually does it.

Post your own.

[Carrick]

...you carry a monkey wrench everywhere you go.

[Inserti0n]

You start trying to hack the Coke machine at College.

[Matty101]

give your young sister a wallop and then feel like an idiot when she doesnt have any Adam on her.

[Hod the Reborn]

You are surprised when you can't find your keys, because they should shimmer every so often.

[Inserti0n]

Originally Posted by Hod the Reborn

You are surprised when you can't find your keys, because they should shimmer every so often.

Lulz. Important stuff should shimmer irl.

[Inserti0n]

You taser security cameras in shopping malls to avoid flying bots with machine guns.

[Carrick]

when you try to modify the toaster to have a larger ammo capacity

[Hod the Reborn]

You put red koolaid in a syringe and inject it into your arm, hoping that it will rearrange your genetic code.

[Rabbit]

This thread makes no sense. Its impossible to play too much BioShock.