250 things Bioshock characters would never say

[Atlas.]

I've seen similar to this on other games and thought it would be really good for Bioshock


Basically just things any character from Bioshock would say. This includes the main characters, minor characters, splicers, the announcers etc


-SPOILERS WILL BE PROBABLE IN THIS THREAD-


Im not great at these but i'll see if i can think of some more




Little Sister: "Don't be a slow poke Mr. B. Angels don't wait for slow pokes..."

Big Daddy: "You try walking faster in this massive goddamn suit!"



Public Announcement: "Natural Camouflage: New from Ryan Industries. Just wanna hide? Or for when you just want to perv in the Ladies room, upgrade to natural camouflage today!"



Atlas: "The Sub! Nooooo! I had a lifetime supply of beer in there i was gonna take with me outta here, now its gone... Goddamn Ryan! Jesus Christ!



Andrew Ryan: "I have one question for you: Do you think i'll ever make it into the PGA tournament?"



im sure there will be people here that can come up with some great ones

[Andru_Rian]

Atlas: "Would you kindly tell me if I look fat in these pants?"

Sander Cohen: "Did you watch 'American Idol' last night?"

Tenenbaum: "Ah f*uck 'em. Kill these little b*tches if you want."

Andrew Ryan: "I denied these answers. Instead I chose the impossible. I chose to build...Euro Disney!"

[Atlas.]

^lol i laughed at the first and last ones

[darthkiwi]

Ryan: A man chooses... to take part in one of the most elaborate reality TV shows in history! Yes, it turns out Rapture is one huge film set and we've been broadcasting all your hilarious movements to a fascinated America!

[BioShockWins]

*Moved to general*

[Atlas.]

^thanks was gonna put it here but wasnt sure


Sander Cohen Presents - Rapture: The Musical - All Singing All Dancing!

[esipode]

Atlas:Would you kindly go get me a beer?
Andrew Ryan:A man chooses, a slave is his b*tch.
Banner:No gods or kings, only crackhead splicers running around screaming their f*cking heads off.

[BioShock Freak]

Originally Posted by Andru_Rian

Atlas: "Would you kindly tell me if I look fat in these pants?"

Sander Cohen: "Did you watch 'American Idol' last night?"

Tenenbaum: "Ah f*uck 'em. Kill these little b*tches if you want."

Andrew Ryan: "I denied these answers. Instead I chose the impossible. I chose to build...Euro Disney!"

HAHA! These are hilarious!

Originally Posted by esipode

Atlas:Would you kindly go get me a beer?
Andrew Ryan:A man chooses, a slave is his b*tch.
Banner:No gods or kings, only crackhead splicers running around screaming their f*cking heads off.

LMFAO.

I'll think of some, I'm not that great at coming up with stuff at the top of my head.
~Mari.

[esipode]

Sander Cohen:I want to be like Vincent Van Gogh!(Does anyone get the reference?)
Tenenbaum:Young Lady!Quit sucking that man's blood out right now!
Andrew Ryan:I rejected these answers.Instead I chose something different,I chose the impossible.I chose to build...Legos.

[zoudazou]

Steinmen: why do we have two? two eyes, two ears, two legs, two breasts...hhhmmm....I just got an idea...ooohhh-riiiighhht gigity-gigity.
Ryan: I AM RYAN!!! YOUR KING!!!
Circus of Value vending machine: (in an Australian accent) Whaddya Buyin'?