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Xepol
08-13-2007, 06:20 PM
So I was wandering around Rapture today, when I found a cat, collapsed, unresponsive and VERY stiff hiding in a corner.

Clearly the poor critter was in shock and needed immediate medical attention! I pulled out my rusty sidekick the pipe wrench with the intention to perform CPR. One, two, three. Fluffy moved! And then immediately fell over again, stiff as ever. Clearly, something more was called for.

I knew immediately what I had to do. "CLEAR!" I screamed as I delivered a 100,000 volt plasmid shock. Once again: a twitch and them nothing. Obviously, I was really going to have to work at this.

Worked fervently, alternating between plasmid and wrench, I fought to valiantly save whisker's life! Clearly, my efforts were not appreciated by all as I was jumped by a splicer (who dropped like a sack of potatoes when I slammed my wrench through his skull - I was beginning to have second thoughts about trying to use this thing to save a life!)

In one last heroic effort, I put every last ounce of effort (and fresh shot of eve) into a monster electrobolt - SUCCESS! The cat jumped across the room, and STOOD, once again standing firmly on its feet.

My journey continued on, knowning that if I could save this one cat, surely I could save Atlas's family!

Damien_Azreal
08-13-2007, 06:22 PM
That is f*cking hilarious. :D

lockload
08-13-2007, 06:24 PM
Classic i to found that cat but left it for dead, but i phined the RSPCA from the restaraunt phone:p

ohram_rolez
08-13-2007, 06:25 PM
I found a cat as well. This one was long dead and I had no chance of reviving it. But that didn't stop me from trying. Why is there a cat hidden in the demo?

Mattnocash
08-13-2007, 06:41 PM
I.... I.... I wasnt able to save poor whiskers..... *cries* :(

Fuzzy OneThree
08-13-2007, 07:01 PM
I didn't see it in the 2 times I played it. No worries, I'll play it another 10 times before the game releases.

ViceNinja
08-13-2007, 08:06 PM
hahaha that's great, I must of wasted all of my eve frying that dead cat on my first play through :p

Rapture_Tourist
08-13-2007, 08:09 PM
Nice easter egg, I have to try this soon!

BioShockWins
08-13-2007, 08:12 PM
Cat CPR ownage!^^^

Rapture_Survivalist
08-13-2007, 08:13 PM
*achievement unlocked*
Saved Mr.Whiskers
100 GP

If only it were true!:D :D ;)

TheVinster
08-13-2007, 08:14 PM
Shock the fish, they dissapear in a puff of fishy smoke.

thesuperjman
08-13-2007, 08:16 PM
i found it and hit it a few times lol. but nothin hapened.

deathcheckedin
08-13-2007, 08:18 PM
i tryed to bring the big daddy back the Big Daddy t life so I could fight him.

Complete waste of three hours trying

Thrallok
08-13-2007, 08:54 PM
How do you work the phones? I've tried zapping them and just using them but I don't get much of a reaction... Also, no luck with the cat yet.

Stanislav
08-13-2007, 09:43 PM
To regard a feline as a worthy delay in the discharge of your duties . . . hideous. Distraction will likely be your undoing.

Xepol
08-13-2007, 10:25 PM
hahaha that's great, I must of wasted all of my eve frying that dead cat on my first play through :p

YOu,me and a thousand others! Of course, I was probably the only one screaming "Live, Kitty, LIVE!!!!"

Xepol
08-13-2007, 10:25 PM
i found it and hit it a few times lol. but nothin hapened.

Keep hitting, it helps!:D

^ilovebioshock!
08-13-2007, 10:36 PM
what would be funny is if when you get the grenade launcher and telekinesis
and find a dead cat there is more than one shoot a bunch of proximity mines on it then use telekinises to throw it into a croud of splicers while yelling "your death shall not be in vain"!!!:D

PaperLantern
08-13-2007, 11:09 PM
HAHA I lol'ed when I read 'VERY stiff'. lmao

Nias Wolf
08-13-2007, 11:14 PM
So... where are all of the cats? There is one behind a vita chamber after the plane crash in the hallway. Where are the others?

Dr. Splicer
08-13-2007, 11:17 PM
hehee classic :D . They are scattered all over aren't they? I remember seeing one in gamspot's interview....

hibachipenguins
08-13-2007, 11:18 PM
This cat made me laugh, I was so happy to see him, then I was sad because he was dead, I really wanted him to live....

Jechtshot78
08-13-2007, 11:23 PM
XD That was classic.

Camp1nCarl
08-14-2007, 12:38 AM
Wow, lol, pretty intense.....

fidel998
08-14-2007, 01:46 AM
maybe reading into this a bit far, but cats were sacred to Egyptians......Egyptians had the lighthouse of Alexandria (or its atleast in Egypt i forget which one) Bioshock has a lighthouse.......RAPTURE IS ANCIENT EGYPT!

SonicBoom928
08-14-2007, 01:57 AM
Poor cat. :(

Greenfox
08-14-2007, 06:26 AM
I think is was just a small (read few meg in size) object that that could place as art to full the aguable most deataled play envorement ever.

InZaneFlea
08-14-2007, 08:59 AM
I had my first real fun...I corralled about 10 Splicers into the water by way of immolating them, then running in circles so they stayed in the water...Then I went to shock them but shot a fireball accidently...Then they all got angry, so I swtiched, shocked them, they all started twitching and died...That made me happy.

Not to mention playing Stranglehold afterwards and thinking 'Wow, this looks like PS2.'

Lil kid Bmore
08-14-2007, 02:55 PM
I thought i was the only person who found the cat.Its good to know that people dont just play the game,they take there time just to look around like me.

Kopjr
08-14-2007, 02:57 PM
I thought i was the only person who found the cat.Its good to know that people dont just play the game,they take there time just to look around like me.

were all here on the bioshock forums you can be certain were finding everything
im on my 8th play

beta
08-14-2007, 03:00 PM
So... where are all of the cats? There is one behind a vita chamber after the plane crash in the hallway. Where are the others?

That's the only one I saw as well.

BLACKPHIENIX
08-14-2007, 04:02 PM
Nooooo! Im at me mums and my xbox at my dads!

CrimsonKing1990
08-14-2007, 04:12 PM
I didn't see it in the 2 times I played it. No worries, I'll play it another 10 times before the game releases.

If you want to find Whiskers on your own, don't read the following.

It's to the left and behind a vita chamber.

Fuzzy OneThree
08-14-2007, 04:30 PM
If you want to find Whiskers on your own, don't read the following.

It's to the left and behind a vita chamber. I found it last night. I got him to sit for me. What a good cat. :D

Poseidon
08-14-2007, 04:30 PM
Can he really move if you shock him enough or have I just made myself look stupid?

beta
08-14-2007, 04:38 PM
Can he really move if you shock him enough or have I just made myself look stupid?

I think the cat just landed on its feet by chance.

akratch
08-14-2007, 04:44 PM
ya i'm not gonna lie i spent my 30 seconds whacking that cat around.