Make you own weird plasmid!

[boynamedSUE]

Anyone ever had an idea for a plasmid that you KNOW you'd never see in the game but would be TOTALLY awesome?



Me? I'd make my piss glow in the dark. Yep.

[Hatesink]

biological sex change plasmid.

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Instant pregnancy

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Lycanthropy

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Animal Magnetism (causes animals to stick to you)

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I Can't Believe You Don't Stutter

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Slappy the Hamster (http://doo.nomoretangerines.com/nevhood/smabout/bioslapp.htm)

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Befriend a monkey

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Attract Pelicans

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Supine flight

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Big Head

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Yodeling affinity

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Tame Llama

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Beguiling folk dance

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Uncontrollable flatus

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Extispicy

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Appreciate David Hasselhoff

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Can't stop shouting

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Grow Beard

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Summon tortoise

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Ailuromancy

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Charm lesbian

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[Adabiviak]

Andrew Ryan likes you (all the doors open and the security systems behave)

Hard Candy (lets you get Adam from Little Sisters in a nice way)

Bigger Daddy (lets you take a lot of beating before dying. Like armor)

[v.dog]

Animal Magnetism (causes animals to stick to you)ROTFLMAO. :)

Chiapet blood - you grow a protective coating of plants.
Ballmersmash - melee with chairs does 50% more damage.
Macarena affinity - cast on foes to cause them to dance until they die from embarrasment.
Pinto berzerk - you run into people and explode violently.
Teddymorph - does what it says on the box.

[LowEnergyCycle]

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Appreciate David Hasselhoff

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Otherwise known as Become German :p

I was wondering how long it would take for somebody to start this thread.

Vindaloo Kiss - Player grows a full Vindaloo curry on his arm, scoffs it, then French Kisses the enemy.
Throw Diarrhoea - Part 2 of Vindaloo Kiss. Little explanation required.
FTSE Crash - Player's left hand turns into a telephone which he can never put down and must continually babble into. All mellee damage done with right hand is now reletive to a randomly chosen company's current stock index.
PSP Attack - Player starts kicking his own flow and rapping uncontrollably about how all he wants for x-mas is a PSP. Enemies are forced to flee rather than suffer another second by this inhumane torture.

[Hatesink]

Become German (;))

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Sudden belief in Astrology

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Summon Elmo

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Unibrow

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Instant Zombification

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Larry Curly (and now) Moe

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Vampirism

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Embiggen

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Hypnotise duck

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Befriend Italian

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Endomorph

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Foot-b-gone

Is it a fin...is it a hand?

Who knows!?

...but worry no longer, with Foot-b-gone

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[Adam Nuhfer]

Hook, Line and Sinker plasmid. :rolleyes:

[v.dog]

Summon Gummy Bears -should be used in conjunction with Summon Long Scarf and Summon Floppy hat. Confound your enemies by offering them Gummy Bears in the middle of a firefight.
Psycho Gigli - Fill your foe's head with visions of a really bad Ben Afleck movie. Banned by the Geneva Convention.
Grow Antlers - no explanation needed

[^ilovebioshock!]

THIS PLASMID DOEOSN'T WORK!!!!!:mad: ---Does not need an explanation

Anti Pepto-Bismol---UUUGGGGHHH!!:eek:

Acid Sperm---Side effects include:YOUR MANHOOD WILL FALL OFF!!!

[Hatesink]

Identify Pat

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Glow in the Dark

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Gaydar

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Sports Ape

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Is it a dragonfly or a maple leaf
That settles softly down upon the water?

Put those worries aside, with Autumn Haze— the foliage dissolvent that kills bugs.

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Tolerate Country music

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Discourage mouth-breather

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Two's Company (for when you're missing that second head)

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Vigorously feign interest

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Seem aloof

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Tarantella

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Control mind of people called Alan

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Anarchic hand apraxia (Be the life and soul of the party)

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Ventriloquistic gastromancy

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[LowEnergyCycle]

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Tolerate Country music

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Impossible, surely? Even with science-bending plasmids...

I've got a fairly obvious one inspired by... well... this morning:

Give Full Blown Hangover: The effect can be accentuated with a second plasmid - Wake Up At 8am To The Sound Of Some Idiot Hammering Corrugated Steel Next Door.

A formidable attacking force, I'm sure you can agree.

[Hatesink]

I know what that's like :) Once I felt so bad I said never again, and now I hardly ever drink.

[Hatesink]

Like Marmite

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Smell like strawberries

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Smell like teen spirit

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Constant sensation of only just having stopped yourself falling backwards in a chair.

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Can't stop scratching

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Epiphanic moment

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Cupid's Arrow (fall in love with the next person you see)

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Talk with the animals

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Walk with the animals

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Grunt

and squeak

and squawk with the animals

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Sudden therapeutic breakthrough

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24 hour insanity

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Look familiar

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Accept Christ

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Irrational fear of Marmots (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/Groundhog.jpg)

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No hablo Ingles

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Grow tail

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Ritalin

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Sudden compulsion to watch someone's T.V. through their living room window.

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Find pleasure in the little things

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They Live (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live) plasmid

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...and lastly...

"...hands that do dishes
can feel soft as your face,
with all new,
face abrasive"

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[Hatesink]

Suggestion/question as to what a 'They Live' plasmid may actually be good for (since deleted)

I think it'd probably make him try quite strenuously to convince you of some crazy global conspiracy.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1487/tlst03mi3.jpg

How about a plasmid that when cast makes them want to borrow your comb? :p ;)

[splicer]

summon michael parkinson
cannabalistic grandmother
have itchy groin
smell like fly spray
become pakistani
perform vasectomy
enjoy eastenders
lower IQ
Instant hernia
perform oral sex on penguin
have dementia
spawn collostomy bag

[willerokiller]

spawn a raging hippo

actually use a porta-pottie

porta-pottie cleaner

meekrob spawner

find out where Waldo really is

spank the german chick plasmid with David Hasselhoff

dig fat chicks

Instant Sam Adams light, to get the taste of hooker spit out of your mouth

protection from gay slappers

[borgdrone89]

stringus-psillius: shoot sillystring from your fingers

bassmax: grow a pimp'n sound-system out of your body and play techno, trance, and hiphop music till the enemies get hit by the legendary "brown note"

[Club Heaven]

Here's a few useful plasmids:

- Eliminate loading times
- Prolongue main quest
- Lower system requirements
- Spawn collectors edition
- Create Bioshock 2
- Erase user memory (this is good for discovering the game for the first time over and over again)

[Hatesink]

find out where Waldo really is^lol

Feat: Spot Waldo

Uncanny Charleston

Appreciate antique pottery

Speak other language— Talk like Dr. Seuss

Pelican husbandry

Project mind into tortoise

Constantly falling over

Constant sense of having seen everyone somewhere before

Mad for a day.

The Jimi Hedrix Experience

Summon sloth

Unfathomable desire to frequent community centre

[splicer]

Fall in love with your sofa
become town crier
enjoy knitting
sing jerusalem(only works with become WI member)
Bath in jam
live on Isle of wight
become nauseus
seduce your mobile phone
become human hoover
play charades with a poltergeist

[nmrahde]

The best plasmid:

Merge with Big Daddys to form Devastator!

Other neat ones
*Superheat any object (think Gambit)
*Increase sugar level in Little Sisters (causes Big Daddys to get annoyed and smack 'em)
*Cause Splicers to spin so fast they separate out into their base components

[Bioshock_FTW!]

ahahahaha @ Hatesink. I love random humour.

Here's some ideas i had...

summon Tim Burton
lick envelopes
atheism
walk in on parents fornicating
instant read-a-book (excluding Dan Brown novels)
awkward moment on elevator(lift) w/stranger who smells
instill fear in child
Format C:
splicer irritant (cause them to get naked)
watch The View
Full stomach
Be John Malkovich
Tolerate In-laws
Vampirism
Willie Nelson concert
Ham sammich


....... :eek:

[^ilovebioshock!]

Make Micheal Jackson apear to get annoying little sister away plasmid
turn into Momma Daddy
IM A PERANA!!
Eat beautifal art deco
http://ugly.plzdiekthxbye.net/medium/m182.gif(does not need name)
turn BioShock world into Conker:Live and Reloaded


now im braindead http://ugly.plzdiekthxbye.net/small/s332.gif

[Useful Idiot92]

Burnt cheese production. Causes you to produce burnt cheese 0.o

[Useful Idiot92]

ahahahaha @ Hatesink. I love random humour.

Here's some ideas i had...

summon Tim Burton
lick envelopes
atheism
walk in on parents fornicating
instant read-a-book (excluding Dan Brown novels)
awkward moment on elevator(lift) w/stranger who smells
instill fear in child
Format C:
splicer irritant (cause them to get naked)
watch The View
Full stomach
Be John Malkovich
Tolerate In-laws
Vampirism
Willie Nelson concert
Ham sammich


....... :eek:

Be John Malkovich is the best one I've heard:D :cool:

[LordLeckie]

Aaaaargh Thread necromancy!! its alive!!!

Oh well might as well join in.

Kodak moment
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Defenestrate (thrown out of window)
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Scalding hot coffe
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Thread Necromany (NOOOOO)
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Call everyone billy
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Instant cheap post count
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summon telemarketer
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Join greenpeace
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Become George Bush
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Create global warming
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[Nias Wolf]

Yay!


Spontanious face combustion

Super AIDS (see south park)

Embarresment! (makes people cry and run away)

Wicked Witch Melt

Sperm Whale Bomb (see HitchHicker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Cartoon style Boxing Glove trap
Yeah, I'm out of ideas, sorry for the crazy random Capital Letters... My brain is jell-o.

[Nias Wolf]

Oh, and the...
I LIKE TURTLES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y) plasmid. :p

[BioShockWins]

forum necromancy?!?!

[v.dog]

Tolerate Myspace
Understand 1337
Chocolate boogers
Summon Gary Coleman
Taste like chicken
Remove foot oder
Improve spelling
Hang in the air the way bricks don't
Talk turkey
Rain cats and dogs
Hail taxis
James Earl Jones voice (my favourite)
Understand Bjork
Summon Waffles
Remove beauricrat
Grow moss

[Rapturian Knight]

defintely lycanthropy vapyrism and magneto sidekick