The Gallows: BioShock Series!

[Amandatini]

Alright, this was hella fun with my deviantART buddies (plus it was about Final Fantasy)... so let's try it here :D

It's a pretty simple game. You pick a character, any character, from BioShock and tell us how it would go if they were to be hanged. And we'd better get some good FUNNY ones here or I'll have to post the "you make bunny cry" thing to break all your hearts.

Steinman would probably go out screaming "UGLY!" at the hangman.
Your turn... GO! (And make it better than mine, for Ryan's sake...)

[Dr. Locke]

Jack - "Hmph, I don't care. There's a vita chamber right over there."

[Amandatini]

^ Genius :D
That would actually be perfect if he ever spoke (save for the plane scene...).

[Atlas.]

Atlas - "Would you kindly get that damn rope off my neck!"

[37inf.div.]

*big daddy* UGHHHH *splicer* ok go *big dadd* UGHHHHH (rope snaps splicer ends up like the guy in the first bioshock vid)

[smartalec5595]

sander (or sandra :p) choen: "nooooo theres a loop-hole in my plan to be rembered while i am gone....i aint turnin to dust...."

(tell me if you dont get it and ill try and explain)

[FtRapture]

Well the people that were hanging in the game didn't say anything :|

[smartalec5595]

while they were getting hung :rolleyes:

[Amandatini]

I'll assume it has something to do with the fact that he comes back if you set fire to the Quadtych... so he's kind of a zombie. :D
Or that he sort of turns into a gaseous cloud as opposed to dust.
If that's not it... do tell. Jokes are funnier when you get them -_-

Actually, I pissed him off the first time I was in FF but I DIDN'T KILL HIM until the apartment. And you know how the lights turn kinda red in some parts when you make him mad? They've been like that since. No matter how many times I try to burn the Quadtych he never comes back. This happen to anyone else?

[smartalec5595]

wow kool glitch but no u did not get the joke ill explain:

when you are assembling the quadtyatch he talks about how when he turns to DUST this is what he will be rembered for
(not a very good one but it was thought up in seconds so give me a break)

[FtRapture]

while they were getting hung :rolleyes:

Ohhhhhh I see wow your so smart I didn't understand at all until you told me that. :rolleyes:

[smartalec5595]

lol thank you :D