Adam Nuhfer
03-17-2007, 12:39 PM
While at the local grocery store, I spied a copy of "Weekly Sea World News".
Front page headlines were, "Lost Continent of Atlantis found". Just for laughs I got the issue.
Laughs turned into disbelief once I got home and read the article. I'll post some of the information pertaining
to the story below. You'll have to be the Judge and decide for yourself how credible all of this is. Thanks
Weekly Sea World News- March 11, 2007
Lost Continent of Atlantis found!
Dateline March 2007. The ocean going scientific vessel "Seldom Found" owned by "Weekly Sea World News" on a discovery expedition to locate the fabled giant blue pearl necklace belonging to King Neptune's daughter.
Born of human origin, fathered by King Neptune, Elizabeth could move between both the world of water and that of land. Her beauty was such that her father commissioned all his subjects to search the far seas for the
rarest of treasures, the fabled blue pearls. On board the "Seldom Found", equipped with the latest deep scan, high resolution Doppler Sonar a eerie image of a lost city began to take shape. Diving on the site with deep dive robots, the "Weekly Sea World News" was able to retrieve a red and white canister containing several letters. "Weekly Sea World News" will now share with our readers the following letters, dated in the 1950's, December time frame.
deer santa
i wood like too tell you what sum others hear in rapture wood like four christmas befour me.
mr bubble wood like a antiy tarnish plasmid. wood you allsew get him a antiy moening plasmid
my little sister would like a hypeoh matic model 666 siringe with tietaium neadel and siramic left hand twist carbon 70 infused compas in the grip. wood you allsew get her a antiy cof plasmid. i wood like a troepie to give to rapture mom telling her she is the bestest, most beyouteful rapture mom in the hole world cause she told us, "I love you kids". thanks ralphie
ps i have ben a good boy all yeer and left sea weed cookies under the kelp tree four you
Dear Ralph,
Rapture Mom is so beautiful, no trophy would do her justice. Be happy and content knowing she loves you all.
Because you've been a good boy mostly, Santa will see fit you get first dibs on BioShock for the PC when it is released in August 2007. Now, I know that is a few years down the road, but it will be worth the wait. Santa thinks your to young to be looking at Mr Bubbles Sea Babes magazines. You need to wait a few years for that sort of game play. Santa has some old naval jelly which should work wonders for Mr Bubbles tarnish problems.
As for little Sister, she'll poke her eye out!
There you have it fellow "Weekly Sea World News" readers. Proof of the existence of the lost continent of Atlantis and a city beneath the sea called "Rapture"
Front page headlines were, "Lost Continent of Atlantis found". Just for laughs I got the issue.
Laughs turned into disbelief once I got home and read the article. I'll post some of the information pertaining
to the story below. You'll have to be the Judge and decide for yourself how credible all of this is. Thanks
Weekly Sea World News- March 11, 2007
Lost Continent of Atlantis found!
Dateline March 2007. The ocean going scientific vessel "Seldom Found" owned by "Weekly Sea World News" on a discovery expedition to locate the fabled giant blue pearl necklace belonging to King Neptune's daughter.
Born of human origin, fathered by King Neptune, Elizabeth could move between both the world of water and that of land. Her beauty was such that her father commissioned all his subjects to search the far seas for the
rarest of treasures, the fabled blue pearls. On board the "Seldom Found", equipped with the latest deep scan, high resolution Doppler Sonar a eerie image of a lost city began to take shape. Diving on the site with deep dive robots, the "Weekly Sea World News" was able to retrieve a red and white canister containing several letters. "Weekly Sea World News" will now share with our readers the following letters, dated in the 1950's, December time frame.
deer santa
i wood like too tell you what sum others hear in rapture wood like four christmas befour me.
mr bubble wood like a antiy tarnish plasmid. wood you allsew get him a antiy moening plasmid
my little sister would like a hypeoh matic model 666 siringe with tietaium neadel and siramic left hand twist carbon 70 infused compas in the grip. wood you allsew get her a antiy cof plasmid. i wood like a troepie to give to rapture mom telling her she is the bestest, most beyouteful rapture mom in the hole world cause she told us, "I love you kids". thanks ralphie
ps i have ben a good boy all yeer and left sea weed cookies under the kelp tree four you
Dear Ralph,
Rapture Mom is so beautiful, no trophy would do her justice. Be happy and content knowing she loves you all.
Because you've been a good boy mostly, Santa will see fit you get first dibs on BioShock for the PC when it is released in August 2007. Now, I know that is a few years down the road, but it will be worth the wait. Santa thinks your to young to be looking at Mr Bubbles Sea Babes magazines. You need to wait a few years for that sort of game play. Santa has some old naval jelly which should work wonders for Mr Bubbles tarnish problems.
As for little Sister, she'll poke her eye out!
There you have it fellow "Weekly Sea World News" readers. Proof of the existence of the lost continent of Atlantis and a city beneath the sea called "Rapture"