Proposing marriage in Bioshock.

[PrivateJoker]

I really want my girlfriend to get into video games. Should I wait for Bioshock to be released, force her to play and enjoy Bioshock, and while shes playing propose marriage? Would this cement in her new found love of video games? I need relationship help and gaming tips.


~Sleepless in Nantucket

[Adabiviak]

You sir have bats in your belfry.

[PolterChrist]

Well, forcing your girlfriend to do anything is wrong, so you have my blessing.

[PrivateJoker]

Well, forcing your girlfriend to do anything is wrong, so you have my blessing.


So does that mean I can't force my girlfriend to not dislike so that she won't stop not liking playing videogames, essentially all the time?


:eek:

[LowEnergyCycle]

So does that mean I can't force my girlfriend to not dislike so that she won't stop not liking playing videogames, essentially all the time?:eek:

Err... Yes.

I mean... No.

I mean...

What?!

[Hatesink]

I really want my girlfriend to get into video games. Should I wait for Bioshock to be released, force her to play and enjoy Bioshock, and while shes playing propose marriage? Would this cement in her new found love of video games? I need relationship help and gaming tips.


~Sleepless in NantucketI'm not disputing you need help, :p but I'm not sure if video games or marriage are going to make things any better for you. :rolleyes:

One question— is this really a joke or are you seriously considering proposing during BioShock?

[LowEnergyCycle]

One question— is this really a joke or are you seriously considering proposing during BioShock?

If I know anything about women, it's that they generally prefer that sorta thing via the medium of romantic dinners.

Not ruined underwater Hells.

[jackinthebox]

every human being is different, so i dunno how you could get your girlfriend into games... but maybe you should try it with "happier" games first^^
you were the guy with the michael jackson thread, so i don't know if i can trust you ;)

[witch]

Have her play world of warcraft. It's worked a bunch of times for me. The one I have now is a halo nut, :D

[PrivateJoker]

If I know anything about women, it's that they generally prefer that sorta thing via the medium of romantic dinners.

Not ruined underwater Hells.

The problem with romantic dinners is that I AM TERRIFIED OF CANDLES. Fire = Hazard, and im not willing to burn down the neighborhood just to get some lady to marry me. I personally feel that proposing while she plays Bioshock will help 2K games to realize a potentially untapped market. The market for engaged couples to propose marriage who are also fearful of candles. Thank Bioshock for being such a heedlessly awesome game, we are all the merrier for this beautiful albeit morbid adventure!


~NaNa princess crazy lady that lives in the sewers.

[PrivateJoker]

I'm not disputing you need help, :p but I'm not sure if video games or marriage are going to make things any better for you. :rolleyes:

One question— is this really a joke or are you seriously considering proposing during BioShock?

Yea, I am going to propose holy matrimony to this amazing broad im dating. Shes a grade A babe, with hot stuff scribbled all over her. We also hate candles, and I am trying to force her to play video games, and also force her to love them, so that we can play together as we grow old!


~The coolest guy in the forum.

[PolterChrist]

The problem with romantic dinners is that I AM TERRIFIED OF CANDLES. Fire = Hazard, and im not willing to burn down the neighborhood just to get some lady to marry me.

Alas, I could not find a medical name for a "fear of candles".:confused:

[LowEnergyCycle]

Alas, I could not find a medical name for a "fear of candles".:confused:

Candlephobia, surely?

[^ilovebioshock!]

So does that mean I can't force my girlfriend to not dislike so that she won't stop not liking playing videogames, essentially all the time?


:eek:


say what:confused:

[Carnie]

Candlephobia, surely?
Arsonphobia and Pyrophobia are fear of fire so those would be your closest bet.

Yea, I am going to propose holy matrimony to this amazing broad im dating. Shes a grade A babe, with hot stuff scribbled all over her. We also hate candles, and I am trying to force her to play video games, and also force her to love them, so that we can play together as we grow old!


~The coolest guy in the forum.

Good luck with that marriage just remember...divorce isn't cheap...

[37inf.div.]

One i cant get a girlfriend because of bioshock. I spend most of my time here. Also After 5 hours of reading this 2 bottles of root beer, 15 twizlers and 3 play list later I asked this insane girl out. Dont ask me why. I just explained. Any ways now she want's me to stop thinkning a bout bioshock and pay more atention to her! Blasfimie. Should I A). Get her into bioshock or B). use it to drive her away help


O by the by good luck with marige:)

[Angelica Haze]

One i cant get a girlfriend because of bioshock. I spend most of my time here. Also After 5 hours of reading this 2 bottles of root beer, 15 twizlers and 3 play list later I asked this insane girl out. Dont ask me why. I just explained. Any ways now she want's me to stop thinkning a bout bioshock and pay more atention to her! Blasfimie. Should I A). Get her into bioshock or B). use it to drive her away help


O by the by good luck with marige:)


option c, introduce her to bioshock, if she doesn't like it don't force her, not every girl is cool like me and loves gore in games AND spend more time on her a real girl rather than online


option c every time

[That_dude]

Uh-oh, somebody ressurected PJs thread! It's the apocolypse!

[Newbeing]

All I can say is hide your first born and put lambs blood on your front door!