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biohazzard
06-13-2007, 08:22 PM
people make a game that only chainsaws are weapons called war of a thousand chainsaws only using chainsaw based weapons like lancer rifels from GoW and make have chiansaw based plasmids like some that make your
your hands chainsaws and have chainsaw launchers and one man will say
guns......THESE ARE CHAINSAWS!!!!!!!!!
so my
Bretheren
will you join
me in the quest too spread the word of this and
hopefully getting it too a game studio(other than EA)
BioShockWins
06-13-2007, 08:25 PM
NO!!1!1 Didn't anyone ever tell you violence isn't the answer??? I'm sure you can come to terms with you AI counterparts with much more mature and civil means. Ahh... to hell with it YEAH!!!! CHAIN SAW GORE FEST!!!
biohazzard
06-13-2007, 08:28 PM
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHAINSAWS!!!!!!!!!!
Nias Wolf
06-13-2007, 08:28 PM
And the title of the game will be CHAINSAW!!!
Ok... this is the silliest thread yet. :D
Nias Wolf
06-13-2007, 08:30 PM
Or "War of a Thousand Chansaws"... like you suggested. I wish I could edit.
CHAINSAW!!!
Adabiviak
06-13-2007, 08:33 PM
Nah - chainsaws are so 1993.
Nias Wolf
06-13-2007, 08:35 PM
Chansaws are the future... man... :p
biohazzard
06-13-2007, 08:38 PM
Nah - chainsaws are so 1993.
says you
any joins must say guns....THESE ARE CHAINSAWS!!!!!
biohazzard
06-13-2007, 08:40 PM
and 2kelizabith needs too join
Nias Wolf
06-13-2007, 08:42 PM
and 2kelizabith needs too join
Because I'm sure all women love chainsaws.
guns......THESE ARE CHAINSAWS!!!
Mydriac
06-13-2007, 08:42 PM
Gore?... Weapons?... Guns?... Thousand?... Plasmids?... The?...
THESE ARE CHAINSAWS!!!!
biohazzard
06-13-2007, 08:44 PM
Because I'm sure all women love chainsaws.
guns......THESE ARE CHAINSAWS!!!
well i think she likes bioshock thats just as good
biohazzard
06-13-2007, 08:46 PM
borgdrone didnt join well he shall be shown what a chainsaw launcher can do
Nias Wolf
06-13-2007, 08:49 PM
http://www.lilviv.com/entertainment/images/chainsaw.jpg
Don't forget!
BioShockWins
06-13-2007, 09:15 PM
Because I'm sure all women love chainsaws.
guns......THESE ARE CHAINSAWS!!!
oh? I know what the ladies like
guns... THESE ARE CHAINSAWS!!!
Hatesink
06-13-2007, 10:33 PM
But I like garrottes :confused:
LordLeckie
06-13-2007, 11:30 PM
Err no, im not the biggest fan of melee, give me energy weapons!!! ill take a particle gun or plasma rifle over your chainsaw any day.
biohazzard
06-13-2007, 11:34 PM
*pionts chainsaw at defensless Lord Leckie*what did you say:mad:
Nias Wolf
06-13-2007, 11:42 PM
Hey, watch it LordLeckie... biohazzard is crazy. I once saw him wielding 4chainsaws at once! He had one chainsaw in his mouth, and he was juggling the other 3. After that, I would follow that dude into hell... with chainsaws. :D
cdstacker
06-14-2007, 12:17 AM
i've got the perfect game for it, it orignally came from a magazine, but i can't remember which one.
Jackie Chan's Chainsaw Safari!
you creep along the jungle then bam! lion, "quick Jackie save me!" followed by a kung fu kick to the head of the lion and a chain saw in the gut.
it'd be great.
LordLeckie
06-14-2007, 12:30 AM
*pionts chainsaw at defensless Lord Leckie*what did you say:mad:
Defenceless you say?....What about this particle gun im holding?
SPDeath
06-14-2007, 09:14 AM
Pffft, Chainsaws are for lumberjacks and phychos. I'll stick to extendable wrist blades thank you very much.
pimptastic_21
06-14-2007, 10:04 AM
wrist blades? THESE ARE CHAINSAWS! (i have a thing for the ole chainsaw myself, i must admit lol)
aids on wheels
06-14-2007, 10:16 AM
i'm having an image of a lord of the rings movie with a gigantic army and chainsaws everywhere
i'm hoping somebody will make a gif. of it so bad now
aids on wheels
06-14-2007, 10:18 AM
Pffft, Chainsaws are for lumberjacks and phychos. I'll stick to extendable wrist blades thank you very much.
yes van helsings spinny woosh-woosh blades is an even match versus the chainsaw i'd think
pimptastic_21
06-14-2007, 10:37 AM
ah thats cheating thats like chainsaws and wrist blades combined. ITS AN ABOMINATION I TELL YOU!
SPDeath
06-14-2007, 12:46 PM
ah thats cheating thats like chainsaws and wrist blades combined. ITS AN ABOMINATION I TELL YOU!
This man speaks the truth, one or t'other not both.
WRIST BLADES FTW!!!!
http://boozers.fortunecity.com/cambridge/699/YAUTJA.jpg
pimptastic_21
06-14-2007, 04:18 PM
^^^ while i may disagree with thy blade choice, i appreciate thy support my good man
borgdrone89
06-14-2007, 11:31 PM
I think the chainsaw is a horrible/silly weapon:
"How many horror movies have you seen in which this industrial killing machine has spelled doom for anyone and anything it touched? In reality, however, chainsaws and similar powered devices rank extremely low on the list of practical zombie-killing weapons. For starters, their fuel supply is finite. Once drained, they provide as much protection as a hand-held stereo. carrying extra fuel or power cells leads to the second inherent problem: weight. The average chainsaw weighs ten pounds, compared to a two-pound machete. why increase the chances of exhaustion? Safety must also be considered. One slip, and the spinning teeth might be slicing through your skull just as easily as your enemy's. Like any machine, another problem is noise. A chainsaw's distinctive roar, even if runnin for a few seconds, will be enough to broadcast to every zombie within earshot, "Dinner is served!"
-the zombie survival guide, Max Brooks, pg 37-38.
my chances of survival are better using something silent like a trench spike or a shaolin spade. now THOSE are weapons!
lurchibald
06-15-2007, 12:22 AM
for a good zombie killing weapon you cant go past the trusty sword/katana they are quick and to the point;)
LordLeckie
06-15-2007, 12:31 AM
And lets not forget everyones favourite de-zombifyer the flamethrower.
Nias Wolf
06-15-2007, 02:37 AM
And lets not forget everyones favourite de-zombifyer the flamethrower.
Not according to Max Brooks! The man I look to in all matters zombie. :p
LordLeckie
06-15-2007, 05:02 AM
well ive always found it to be quite effective.
borgdrone89
06-15-2007, 06:52 AM
for a good zombie killing weapon you cant go past the trusty sword/katana they are quick and to the point;)
"Double-handed swords could be considered the best in their class, providing the strength and accuracy for perfect decapitation. Of this, the Japanese Samurai Katana ranks first. Its weight (three to five pounds) is perfect for long-term conflicts, and its blade can sever the toughest organic fiber"
-the zombie survival guide, Max Brooks, pg 34.
borgdrone89
06-15-2007, 06:54 AM
And lets not forget everyones favourite de-zombifyer the flamethrower.
again, finite fuel supply, very heavy, and you carry the fuel tank on your back, which is also heavy. good for incineration, but bad in urban areas where you risk setting buildings on fire. did i mention HEAVY??? its good if you are incinerating zombies from a fixed location, but they may still be walking when they reach your perimeter, and set it on fire.
LordLeckie
06-15-2007, 07:26 AM
Ok what about molotov cocktails?
BioShockWins
06-15-2007, 11:48 AM
Max says that it won't hinder an agressing zombie... it has to destroy the brain, the rest doesn't mater
Zombie invasion = me taking refuge in a strip mall containing a conveniance store, grocery store, gun store, knife and tool store and probably an "adult" store. Smut is a must when the world is becoming infested with the undead.
I can't wait for the invasion, it's gonna own so hard, sitting on the roof picking off zombies with high powered rifles all day.... if only it weren't just a dream :(
Nias Wolf
06-15-2007, 07:13 PM
I can't wait for the invasion, it's gonna own so hard, sitting on the roof picking off zombies with high powered rifles all day.... if only it weren't just a dream :(
Oh... zombies are real... just you wait! You'll see! You'll all see!!
Anyway, chainsaws... fairly awesome no? :p
borgdrone89
06-15-2007, 08:30 PM
Ok what about molotov cocktails?
loud, dangerous to the user, again could set things on fire..
remember if you can barely hear it, its incredibly audible for a zombie.
the cocktail would ring out "dinner is served" once again
biohazzard
06-15-2007, 10:02 PM
Defenceless you say?....What about this particle gun im holding?
still no match i can wield this many chainsaws at once chainsaws
http://images.ask.com/fr?q=chainsaws&desturi=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.echorental.com%2Fseasonal %2Fecho%2Fchainsaws.html&fm=i&ac=24&ftURI=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.ask.com%2Ffr%3Fq%3Dchain saws%26desturi%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.echorental .com%252Fseasonal%252Fecho%252Fchainsaws.html%26im agesrc%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.echorental.com%252 Fpics%252Fchainsaws.JPG%26thumbsrc%3Dhttp%253A%252 F%252F65.214.37.88%252Fts%253Ft%253D17449639885991 034246%26thumbuselocalisedstatic%3Dfalse%26fn%3Dch ainsaws.JPG%26imagewidth%3D387%26imageheight%3D365 %26fs%3D31%26ft%3Djpg%26f%3D2%26fm%3Di%26ftbURI%3D http%253A%252F%252Fwww.ask.com%252Fpictures%253Fq% 253Dchainsaws%2526page%253D1&qt=0
and ive practiced juglling chainsaws