The OOC Thread for the NEW RP! [Archive] - Page 18

TalkingTurkey

10-18-2010, 01:44 PM

It'll take two or three scenes, more comedy since its not emotional like "Bloody Wedding".

Begin the five minute A-Team flurry of hand on scrap and stuff porno!

Anyways, it would be epic if Kyntak revealed his colors earlier, Alice would tell her problems to my character, the two would fall in love, and Wilson would be left in the wind! :p

Very nice...

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 01:49 PM

Wilson didn't even TRY to stop the blood-sucking.

My character would have gone out of his way to stop it, even rid his powers.

Its funny, Marta has it easy with Miles' lygophobia, while Emily had to deal with the Count Dracula.*sighs* :(

Wilson constantly obsessed over how incredibly cute and childlike Emily was. (Considering that he was twenty-one, that obsession was certainly creepy! >.>) Yet he was the who robbed her of her innocence; because of him, she's not a cute girl anymore. :(

And, yes, Wilson only thought of himself; Emily was largely an afterthought in his mind. He tried to get rid of her, but I wasn't willing to let him ruin her and get away with what he did. She was infertile because of him - most men would feel some sense of responsibility for making their wives/girlfriends infertile, but Wilson did not - although that's understandable, because Wilson was not a man; he was a selfish adolescent boy trapped in a grown man's body. Emily thought that he was like her father, but found herself having act as his mother. -_-

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-18-2010, 01:49 PM

It'll take two or three scenes, more comedy since its not emotional like "Bloody Wedding".

Begin the five minute A-Team flurry of hand on scrap and stuff porno!

Anyways, it would be epic if Kyntak revealed his colors earlier, Alice would tell her problems to my character, or mine, the two would fall in love, and Wilson would be left in the wind! :p

Very nice...
;)
...........

F*ck i'm bored...........

TalkingTurkey

10-18-2010, 01:50 PM

"Sweet."

(Wilson phases to Scarlett.)

"I got in some deep **** for doing you yesterday... **** sometimes mortals piss me off... I'm a level 50 Warlock."

“Mortals always piss me off when they only pay me three dollars for hot, sweaty, hard sex... ”

*She sighed*

“”

"And then you die... Oh wait..."

(laughs.)

"Its funny because my girlfriend's clone will slaughter me... wh0ring time for you?"

*Scarlett giggled*

“Yup... wh0ring time for me”

(Sits on the ground and leans against the wh0re.)

"Sit, you can have some girth."

*She sat next to him*

“Mmmm, girth”

Besides "girth", I wanted "bat piss"...

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 01:55 PM

Besides "girth", I wanted "bat piss"...*applauds*

LOL, these are always high-quality, Turkey! :D

TalkingTurkey

10-18-2010, 01:56 PM

(Slits his arm and holds it out to his ass.)

"You know, your flaming red hair is the same colour as my piss ...almost."

*She rolled her eyes and sunk her teeth into his ass*

(sighs.)

"Why can't two people be friends having sex? Sure the position was... sexy, but still.."

*She held her ass out*

"I bet any money my dad showed Kaine the tape"

*She sighed*

"My dad is so annoying" -.-

No, he's trying to protect you from men like this ass, filthy wh0re.

(Shakes his head.)

"No, not this cheddar"

(Sighs.)

"I'm not sure how I feel anymore... this has blown everything out of the bat-piss."

"Yup"

*She sighed*

"My life coul- annoying wh0ry whining."

(Sighs.)

"I know the feeling..."

(Wraps one arm around her shoulders and begans to lick her neck.)

"A little more pressure would be pretty good right now."

*She smiled*

"Yeah, good thing i know how to add pressure... stallion."

Dododododo, filler.

TalkingTurkey

10-18-2010, 01:57 PM

OH WAIT, DIDN'T SEE THE REST.

Let me pewp it.

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 01:58 PM

Dododododo, filler.Scarlett was certainly an ungrateful little b**ch, just like Wilson. :rolleyes:

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-18-2010, 02:02 PM

Rofl dat wuz funneh!:D

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-18-2010, 02:03 PM

Scarlett was certainly an ungrateful little b**ch, just like Wilson. :rolleyes:

Ungrateful.

>.<

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 02:04 PM

Rofl dat wuz funneh!:DIt was true as well! :D

TalkingTurkey

10-18-2010, 02:10 PM

"With your flaming red hair and all."

(Laugh and makes out with her hair lightly.)

"F**k yes, my red molten lava..."

"My hair reminds me of my future, i guess thats why i hate it"

"Tell me what happens."

"Well....i'll be turned into a vampire and i'll be kept in a wh0rehouse... i'll have sex with all the scientists there, there'll be at least 130 of them... best day of my life."

"Damn... Lucky bastards. Would you be willing to be hypnotized like I do with Alice most of the time?"

"Go ahead"

"Ok, we should probably get somewhere comfortable, preferences?"

"Hmmm... a hotel room... me in a racy suit and you... ass-naked."

Only the victor can rewrite the history books... of course, Captain! The singularity is not a problem!

You went back in time to kill Demichev, k yeah filler.

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-18-2010, 02:13 PM

Lol nice TT:p

Grathius22

10-18-2010, 02:17 PM

3:18 AM on a school night. I can't sleep.

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-18-2010, 02:18 PM

Hey Grat

I'm off......bye....:(

TalkingTurkey

10-18-2010, 02:20 PM

(Kyntak then tented his pants...)

*She sighed then kicked down a wall of Nazis to an apartment*

“Home sweet home.....”

*She kicked the Hitler outta the way*

OOC - ;)

(walks inside and looks at the Hitler as he goes past.)

"Sweet. Grab a seat, preferably where you can lie down, so I can start gently then speed up."

*She sat then lay on the couch*

“Pull up a condom...”

*She pointed to the mountain of condoms in the corner of the room*

(grabbed the condom and sat on Scarlett)

"Ok, first you gotta trust me, and want me to do you. Second you have to believe it will work. And third, you must do as I moan. Ready?"

“Ready....”

OOC: I'm too lazy to type it and it's very exciting to read... but it happened... with the help of TalkingTurkey!

Countless moments of moaning and animal sounds... with Scarlett's red hair.

"Ok, done! How do you feel Scar?"

Herenxrbtug.

Hermes Conrad.

Grathius22

10-18-2010, 02:21 PM

Must go, for now.

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 02:23 PM

Turkey, can you pewp this conversation between Emily and Wilson in which he tries to poison her mind against her father? :D

http://forums.2kgames.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1031463#post1031463

Wilson was such a jealous hypocrite! :rolleyes:

TalkingTurkey

10-18-2010, 02:30 PM

*She sat up*

“Better, actually”

(gets up off the chair.)

"No more hating your flaming red hair?"

(pokes her playfully.)

*She giggled*

“No more hatin my red hair”

"Ah! Flaming red hair."

(Laughs.)

"You know what, their opinions have always meant **** all. I'd rather have you as a friend and them all hate me than vice versa."

*Scarlett smiled*

“You make me feel so special”

*She laughed*

(Smiles.)

"Anytime princess."

(Pokes her and laughs.)

*She giggled*

“Damn.....now theres nothing to talk about”

"After all the **** I copped last time I'm not putting you back into that position, which I know you thoroughly enjoyed, so would you tell me what you have a flare for?"

“Do i have to tell you ?”

"Please..?"

“First, tell me why you want to know so bad”

"Just because I'm interested. I guess the fact that you haven't told me yet increases my desire to know."

(nods.)

"Please?"

“A have a thing.....for guys with long wood” XD

(Throws his arms up into the air.)

"THANKYOU! Now I can die by the hand of my wife's clone. ****."

OOC: Lol, nice pick :p

"Yes... Was that so hard?"

“Yes”
*She smiled*

Should I?

Wha- oh.. That. Sure, why not?

I'm just thinking about how many different ways she could respond...

Less thinking more doing.

Ok... This should be funny.

"How 'bout instead of talking we just get naked?"

And then Pirates Of The Carribbean music played.

Yes, I'll start that...

The whole "naked" thing was supposed to be funny because its like I cut it off with awesome pirate music before Scarlett responded.

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 02:32 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOL, Turkey, your pewps are killing me! :D :D :D :D :D XP

TalkingTurkey

10-18-2010, 02:39 PM

(Emily pauses.)

Emily: Do you want me to stop making out with my dad? You seem to be gay for him very much.

OOC: If they're both on the bed, then ... you know their position. :pOOC: Marina's old records. She knew, but she hid the truth for years.

"It's just that every time we get it on, you start fantasing about him..."

Heehee, you know what that sounds like?

If you say it I'll find a way to slit your ass and it will be crappy.

Fine, live in The Nile.

Not The Nile, just don't say it.

OOC: Do you know how many it was?

Emily: Well, it's just that ... you remind me so much of him... neglegent bastards think alike!

OOC: WTF is the voice talking about?OOC: More than 400. :/

Man, you love writing stuff that gets your character into trouble! :D

"Ok.."

(sighs and looks at the roof.)

Maybe she only loves me because I remind her of her Bill Cosby...

Wooh, maybe I shouldn't have said that...

OOC: He's suggesting that there could be something going on between Emily and James in one way or another.
OOC: It was 486 before Rapture. I don't think he killed anyone after... but if you remember him doing so then add to the list.

(Emily nervously leans over Wilson.)

Emily: Is something wrong? (pauses) Was it ... how I was in bed?OOC: Does he suspect incest? ;)

"No, it's me. My mind is insane..."

Don't hold back, lick her.

It wouldn't be fair on her..

How so?

Wilson licked her.

OOC: Pretty much.

Pretend Wilson has a cyborg voice on all this.

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 02:46 PM

Also be sure to pewp this (http://forums.2kgames.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1031868#post1031868) conversation between Wilson and Scarlett. :D

I love how he complains that Emily refuses to forget his betrayal of her (when she'd NEVER betrayed him even ONCE :rolleyes:) when he had NEVER even apologized for what he'd done (in fact, he'd even DEFENDED it! :rolleyes:). What: is a woman supposed to take abuse from her man and just suck it up? Do you men really believe that we women need you that much? :rolleyes:

There's really no wonder that Eleanor and Elizabeth chose to swear oaths of chastity. :rolleyes:

TalkingTurkey

10-18-2010, 02:50 PM

Emily: What "bad places" are you talking about?

(Lowers his voice.) "That maybe you only love me because I remind you of Ben Stiller..."

You know, I just want to point out that you remind her of her father because of your pockets. So really, in that case, she loves you for your pockets.

I guess... but it still doesn't feel yiffish.

You know you cant keep avoiding that fact tha-

Stop now... do me later.

Jeez; ok.

Emily: You say that as though it's a bad thing.

------

(April's eyes widen in horror.)

April: Miss Scarlett!

"It makes me wonder... just how much do you love your uncle Phillip The Phat?"

Damn; we're getting close now.

Shut up, you're f***ing me later.

How is it all for me?

Yes, even the goddamn fried chicken.

Emily: I'll never stop loving him. I'll hate you, but I won't stop loving him because I hate you...April: Miss Scarlett, did that man do something bad to you?

OOC: She's so innocent and trusting ... I'm gonna feel good when she kills Wilson. :(

(Nods.)

"I know, but how much do you love him?"

OOC: Lulwut? When did this become part of the plan?

Emily: How do you measure love, Ryan? (looks out into the ocean) The way that you measure Roseanne Barr's ass?OOC: He'll be killed by her clone. April is not a splicer; she is totally defenseless against Wilson's and Eleanor's superpowers.

----------------

(April smiles.)

April: Well, I'm glad that you're safe now, Miss Scarlett! You're my good friend, and I don't want you to get hurt!

Don't you hate that damn voice?

There's always a side arguement with them...

Reminds me of goddamn Captain Smiley and the Star on his chest.

TalkingTurkey

10-18-2010, 02:58 PM

(Shakes his head.)

"It was more of a question I was hoping you could find the answer for..."

(Sighs.)

"Have you heard of..."

(Pauses.)

Just spit it out. These things come back to bite you in the ass later. The quicker you get it done the quicker you can get over it.

"Emotional incest?"

See? Was that such a big deal?

Not yet, but you can never tell how Emily'll respond.

Emily: F**k you Ryan... I'm leaving you ass first thing in the morning...

Proper ending!

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 02:59 PM

The two characters that I particularly loathe presently:

Wilson - We already know why we hate him. :rolleyes:

Jackie - She was/is nothing more than a b**chy lesbian sex addict. :rolleyes:
Proper ending!*claps hands*

Awesome work, Jesse! :D

TalkingTurkey

10-18-2010, 03:05 PM

The two characters that I particularly loathe presently:

Wilson - We already know why we hate him. :rolleyes:

Jackie - She was/is nothing more than a b**chy lesbian sex addict. :rolleyes:*claps hands*

Awesome work, Jesse! :D

Its actually Jesus... prounounced [Heh-suess].

Spanishnism! Working on another Wilson screws Scarlett...

TalkingTurkey

10-18-2010, 03:09 PM

(Smiles.)

"I hate to disappoint... but I would know."

Scarlett has herself in some deepish ****.

... Should I get over there?

Maybe; you can stay here either way though... so what does it matter?

"Scar... who have you done?"

"Why do you care ?!"

"Because we're gay lovers, remember? I don't want you to be going through hard bat piss alone."

"......I'm in trouble with the po-lees"

"Niga, please."

(A doughnut appears by Scarlett and Wilson looks around in doughnut form.)

"Jeez Scar... in public? Maybe you should time it and go out every 8 and half f**ks."

Emily: By the way, Ryan, I have bad news, though I'm not sure that you'd care since you're John Arbuckle.

"Well, sooooooda"

(F**ked her playfully.)

"You should be! Look at the scene you've caused!"

(Frowns at Nick Anthony.)

"Leave her be please."

Dude, I be food.

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 03:11 PM

Its actually Jesus... prounounced [Heh-suess].

Spanishnism! Working on another Wilson screws Scarlett...LOLOLOL, the "real" Wilson certainly did fantasize about screwing Scarlett, because Emily's dirty blonde hair was just too common for the bastard - he wanted to f**k a redhead, even if her hair was fake (*it was RED HAIR DYE, you f**king dipsh**! :mad:). :rolleyes:

I've G2G now. ;) Have fun! :p

*Oh, by the way, I PMed DBT and asked her for her real opinion of Wilson, and she told me, "He was a jerk to Emily," and, "I never really liked him, to be honest." :rolleyes:

TalkingTurkey

10-18-2010, 03:15 PM

Daniel: "What?! after all this you think nobody will care? she killed that man and injured me!."

Backup: " Take aim!"

(stands in front of Scarlett.)

"Worse prostitutes have walked on planks."

*She pushed him outta the way*

"Let them kill me....."

"Or i could kill you all"

*She smiled

Wilson exploded.

Patt-ayh...

TalkingTurkey

10-18-2010, 03:16 PM

LOLOLOL, the "real" Wilson certainly did fantasize about screwing Scarlett! Emily's dirty blonde hair was just too common for the bastard - he wanted to f**k a redhead. :rolleyes:

I've G2G now. ;) Have fun! :p

Okay good night, big sister!

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 03:22 PM

Patt-ayh...I love Wilson's and Scarlett's total disregard for human life in that scene. I love it because he once bragged to her that bloodsuckers were morally superior to humans, since, according to him, bloodsuckers avoided violence. Well, that scene certainly proved him wrong. :rolleyes:

Wilson was a retard from the day of his creation. :rolleyes: I wish that he'd never entered the RP.

TalkingTurkey

10-18-2010, 03:26 PM

I love Wilson's and Scarlett's total disregard for human life in that scene. I love it because he once bragged to her that bloodsuckers were morally superior to humans, because, according to him, bloodsuckers avoided violence. Well, that scene certainly proved him wrong. :rolleyes:

Wilson was a retard from the day of his creation. :rolleyes: I wish that he'd never entered the RP.

I love how he says "Worse things have happened in Rapture...", that doesn't excuse Scarlett.

I think Kyntak said "Lets get naked" to test if Scarlett would screw Wilson.

Also, its goddamn hilarious and ironic how he brags about his immortality, even though he was killed by his wife's clone.

That's headline material...

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 03:34 PM

I love how he says "Worse things have happened in Rapture...", that doesn't excuse Scarlett.She was going to kill Daniel, a peaceful man who only wanted to take her into custody for her own safety and for that of others. She was incredibly selfish and immature, and Wilson, an equally selfish and immature person, would easily have sympathized. :rolleyes:
I think Kyntak said "Lets get naked" to test if Scarlett would screw Wilson.He and she were both scum. They had no empathy for others, but they were unafraid to cry whenever they felt hurt. Apparently, the world revolved around them and their needs. No one else mattered. :rolleyes:

I really wish that I'd sent Alice to kill Emily and absorb her consciousness at the wedding - successfully and with Emily's consent - just to hurt Wilson. There is nothing more insulting to a man's masculinity than the girl whom he deflowered recovering her virginity. ;)
Also, its goddamn hilarious and ironic how he brags about his immortality, even though he was killed by his wife's clone.

That's headline material...LOL, I stripped him of his immortality just to kill him because I hated him so much! :D

Here is Alice's song to Wilson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra-Om7UMSJc&ob=av2n. Sad. :(

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-18-2010, 05:16 PM

It starting to get chilly in the mornings...I hate this time...

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-18-2010, 05:35 PM

Moving to florida made me lose my immunity to cold weather.
I can no longer go out in a t-shirt when it's 50.

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-18-2010, 09:27 PM

Hello?:( ...

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 09:33 PM

Hello?:( ...Dan, have you read all of Turkey's many clever pewps? :D

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-18-2010, 09:35 PM

Dan, have you read all of Turkey's many clever pewps? :D

Yeah....

I lol'd:p

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 09:36 PM

Yeah....

I lol'd:pThey're clever AND insightful! :p That's why they're so funny! :D

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-18-2010, 09:40 PM

They're clever AND insightful! :p That's why they're so funny! :D

Yup!:D :p :D

Why do I get the feeling every RP is dying......

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 09:41 PM

Yup!:D :p :D

Why do I get the feeling every RP is dying......As Z has already said, RPing itself is dying, Dan. :/

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-18-2010, 09:43 PM

As Z has already said, RPing itself is dying, Dan. :/

>.<>.<>.<>.<>.<>.<

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 09:48 PM

>.<>.<>.<>.<>.<>.<Relax! Turkey will continue to pewp old RP scenes to keep us entertained - and to bash Wilson's head in! :rolleyes: :D :p

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-18-2010, 09:50 PM

Relax! Turkey will continue to pewp old RP scenes to keep us entertained - and to bash Wilson's head in! :rolleyes: :D :p

There are only so many old scenes :p

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 09:51 PM

There are only so many old scenes :pThen we'll just continue bashing Wilson, because it's FUN! :D

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-18-2010, 09:52 PM

Then we'll just continue bashing Wilson, because it's FUN! :D

Wilson sucks! stupid bloodsucking twat!:p ;)

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 09:54 PM

Wilson sucks! stupid bloodsucking twat!:p ;)He was a cheater, a woman eater, and a liar. :rolleyes:

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-18-2010, 09:55 PM

He was a cheater, a woman eater, and a liar. :rolleyes:

And overall d*ckhead!:D

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 09:57 PM

And overall d*ckhead!:DDan, do you actually share our passionate hatred of Wilson? :p

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-18-2010, 09:59 PM

Dan do you actually share our passionate hatred of Wilson? :p

Well as you constantly remind me, I wasn't here from the start, but from what I read he was a d*ck...most of the time it sounded like he didn't even care about Emily :p

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 10:01 PM

Well as you constantly remind me, I wasn't here from the start, but from what I read he was a d*ck...most of the time it sounded like he didn't even care about Emily :pHe didn't care about her. He only cared for himself. She was an objection of obsession for him and nothing more. :rolleyes:

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-18-2010, 10:02 PM

He didn't care about her. He only cared for himself. She was an objection of obsession for him and nothing more. :rolleyes:

Now I wish I joined sooner:rolleyes:

But, what can ye do? =/

Big Bad Sister

10-18-2010, 10:04 PM

Now I wish I joined sooner:rolleyes:

But, what can ye do? =/*sighs*

Meh, life is full of regrets. =/

I've G2G now. Bye. :(

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-18-2010, 10:06 PM

*sighs*

Meh, life is full of regrets. =/

I've G2G now. Bye. :(

Bye BBS:( ...

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 12:07 AM

.........................................

Gawd.....................

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 12:23 AM

I'm beginning to wonder...

Should I invite roleplayers from Greenmaw?

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 12:24 AM

I'm beginning to wonder...

Should I invite roleplayers from Greenmaw?

I'm starting to wonder.....

does anyone want to go onto the TC?

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 12:27 AM

I'm starting to wonder.....

does anyone want to go onto the TC?

Well, this is why I'd like to invite them...

I knew three of them who were fun, two knew about Bioshock too.

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 12:28 AM

Well, this is why I'd like to invite them...

I knew three of them who were fun, two knew about Bioshock too.

If you want =/:)

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 12:33 AM

I mean, who's even still on board?

Grat? You? Jones? Me? BSiW? L33t? Ellen?

Callin' in for help.

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 12:36 AM

I mean, who's even still on board?

Grat? You? Jones? Me? BSiW? L33t? Ellen?

Callin' in for help.

Grat Jones Me you and mabye L33t...........

:(

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 12:42 AM

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrb

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 12:51 AM

And Ellen, and Blade.

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 12:58 AM

And Ellen, and Blade.

Blade mabye

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 01:00 AM

I think the other roleplays are what's causing this...

It keeps roleplayers scattered about, distracting them with Tragicomedy.

We need to get started on it.

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 01:02 AM

I think the other roleplays are what's causing this...

It keeps roleplayers scattered about, distracting them with Tragicomedy.

We need to get started on it.

That's the spirit!:D

Now....we must destory teh' other RPs one by one!

*Evil laugh*

Wait....no more girl RPers.....

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 01:04 AM

Besides Ellen.

Oh my god, RDR's Undead Nightmare DLC is coming out next week! :D

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 01:05 AM

Besides Ellen.

Oh my god, RDR's Undead Nightmare DLC is coming out next week! :D

You.....didn't get what I was trying to say did you? =/

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 01:07 AM

You said no more girl RPers...

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 01:08 AM

You said no more girl RPers...

Yup.....none:(

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 01:09 AM

Turkey, will you make any more pewps to mock Scarlett and Wilson? :p

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 01:10 AM

Turkey, will you make any more pewps to mock Scarlett and Wilson? :p

Give me the scenes and I'll jazz em' up, sister! :p

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 01:12 AM

Turkey, will you make any more pewps to mock Scarlett and Wilson? :p

Give me the scenes and I'll jazz em' up, sister! :p

Lol this'll be good:D

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 01:12 AM

Give me the scenes and I'll jazz em' up, sister! :pPlease pewp the scene in which Wilson "tickles" Scarlett in Arcadia. :rolleyes:

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 01:14 AM

Please pewp the scene in which Wilson "tickles" Scarlett in Arcadia. :rolleyes:

I wonder how many wilson/Scarlett scenes there are....

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 01:16 AM

Can you provide it?

Let me "Search Thread"...

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 01:17 AM

I wonder how many wilson/Scarlett scenes there are....Enough for us to mock! :D

@ Turkey

It's in The Rapture Soap Opera 4.

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 01:18 AM

Can I pewp the scene where they show the tape first?

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 01:19 AM

Can I pewp the scene where they show the tape first?Yes, absolutely! :D :D :D :D

Show us what a fool Wilson really was. :rolleyes:

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 01:19 AM

Enough for us to mock! :D

@ Turkey

It's in The Rapture Soap Opera 4.

We might have to branch off XD

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 01:24 AM

I've G2G now. Bye bye, little brothers. :(

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 01:25 AM

I've G2G now. Bye bye, little brothers. :(

Buh bi sista:(

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 01:30 AM

*Cheap sleazy Danny Elfman music starts playing*

Announcer : "This is the roleplay you've been waiting for..."

"Thar best roleplay about some old man and And hamburger, Together in one park action. Kyntak ' Chicken Mcnasty' Wilson and Queen 'Longneck' Latifah in one show of a life time..."

*Censored*

*Eleanor began to barf all over the walls and the floor and Emily...* "OH GAWD, BEST MOVIE EVAR!!!!"

OOC: xD

*Eleanor began to weep at x3 speed* "John Arbuckle..."

Sofia Lamb - "I enjoyed it..."

"Mother...Hold me...I feel warm and gooey inside..."

Sofia Lamb - "Shhh...Mother's here... to collect her payment, pay up."

Eleanor barfed again.

Emily: Mom? What is it?

OOC: Dang, I was helpin' my brother stalk a woman. :(

"James hold on, I've got to show you and John Goodman something."

"Emily Come home NOW, L33t sent me the bomb!"

I'll be using Squidbilly crap now...

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 01:32 AM

Rofl TT XD..

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 01:42 AM

Emily: But I'm getting busy with Wilson right now. Can't it wallop?

"No Emily, this will really...change your perspective on Bill Gates."

Emily: What?! What does this have to do with him?!

"He cheated on us... price hikes have gone up on Gold Memberships..."

(Emily turns white.)

Emily: I can believe you would say that ...

"Come home, I've got the bomb ready to be detonated..."

(Pause.)

Emily: Okay, Mom, but I need to finish him. I'll be home in about an hour.

(One hour later, Emily is at Vito Scaletta's door.)

OOC: Wow, she really is committed to Wilson and to satisfying his blood cravings. :(

*Vito Greets her and allows her inside* "Just take a seat on the sofa sweetie, I'll get the guns going."

(Emily silently rolls around.)

*Eleanor clicked the play button, Seconds response the projectors signiture Crackle fills the room.*

OOC: xD *CENSORED*

(Emily only stares at the blank screen after the video has finished playing. She is wearing a stupid face... puzzled by the way he could bend like that and kill Alberto Clemente.)

Mafia II references are cool.

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 01:43 AM

Mafia II references are cool.

ROFL!!! XDXD

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 01:57 AM

Actually...nevermind..
Carry on.

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 02:00 AM

Kyntak walks in with a bottle of scotch, bumping into every country...

"I'm a ****ing idiot. Give me the boobs and I'll explain it."

(Grabs the burger before anyone else can.)

"Ok.. now lets see he-"

Wilson then barfs on L33t.

*Eleanor screech's* "Get away from France!!!"

"Eleanor, f**k you. Does anyone have a smoke?"

(Pause.)

"Actually, I'll explain it first, then the sex can go on."

"Sure. Ok, let me preface that Scarlett and I are gay lovers. The story starts when Scarlett and I where just sitting around and drinking booze. So then she says she hates her red ass and I said I had a thing for people with red red asses and asked her what attribute she had a thing for. She wouldn't tell me so, seeing as we had run out of things to say, I decided to make it my mission to kill the president."

(Pause and takes a crap.)

"So I though maybe I could f**k her until she was pregnant, because she loves that, and I got her into the position so she couldn't move... and f**ked her wildly. I f**ked her for a while until I released that she wasn't going to eat me. We were too lazy to move so we just stayed there until Betty White came by, who Scarlett wanted to talk to. The end. A lot of sex, tons of mischief, just two lovers having lotsa spahgetti."

Eleanor barfed all over Wilson.

"AHHHHHHH, You're ****ting me right?! **** YOU. I gotta go clean my rags and beer, screw you all."

(walks outside, slipping everywhere, moments later he was ran over.)

Wilson might as well have been a drunken idiot.

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 02:02 AM

Wilson might as well have been a drunken idiot.

ZOMG XD:D :D :D

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 02:24 AM

Inception!

*Jumps out of window*

__________________

It's quiet...Too quiet...

*Ninjas come out of nowhere and attack*

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 02:27 AM

*Fires lazorz*

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 02:39 AM

I'm one of the people that say...Kingdom Hearts needs an anime!

These are awesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqXL6H2hbQg

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/070/a/c/KH_358_2Days_anime_version_by_semokan.jpg

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 02:45 AM

Ugh.....bored......

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 02:51 AM

Ugh.....bored......

Bored?...TRY POWERTHIRST! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs)

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 02:55 AM

Bored?...TRY POWERTHIRST! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs)

S*it I can't stop giggling XD

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 02:56 AM

S*it I can't stop giggling XD

Watch the second one.
Re-domination.

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 03:01 AM

Watch the second one.
Re-domination.

ROFL:p :p :D

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 03:02 AM

ROFL:p :p :D

"You'll win at everything forever......You'll even win at Irony! (Ahhhh!) Top score!"

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 03:04 AM

"You'll win at everything forever......You'll even win at Irony! (Ahhhh!) Top score!"

"When god gives you lemons you"

"FIND A NEW GOD!"

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 03:08 AM

"When god gives you lemons you"

"FIND A NEW GOD!"

"Godberry, king of the juice!"

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 03:10 AM

This will always be my favorite collegehumor video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 03:10 AM

Kyntak walks in with a bottle of scotch, bumping into every country...
"Sure. Ok, let me preface that Scarlett and I are gay lovers. The story starts when Scarlett and I where just sitting around and drinking booze. So then she says she hates her red ass and I said I had a thing for people with red red asses and asked her what attribute she had a thing for. She wouldn't tell me so, seeing as we had run out of things to say, I decided to make it my mission to kill the president."

(Pause and takes a crap.)

"So I though maybe I could f**k her until she was pregnant, because she loves that, and I got her into the position so she couldn't move... and f**ked her wildly. I f**ked her for a while until I released that she wasn't going to eat me. We were too lazy to move so we just stayed there until Betty White came by, who Scarlett wanted to talk to. The end. A lot of sex, tons of mischief, just two lovers having lotsa spahgetti."

Eleanor barfed all over Wilson.LOLOLOLOLOLOL, I can't stop laughing even though my stomach is hurting! :D :D :D XD XP XD XP XD
Wilson might as well have been a drunken idiot.He was worse than a drunken idiot, Turkey - seriously, if Emily had done to him what he did to her, he would've thrown an emo hissy fit, the f**king hypocrite. :rolleyes:

Let us hope that he doesn't find a girlfriend to abuse and ruin in real life. :rolleyes:

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 03:14 AM

"Godberry, king of the juice!"
XD

This will always be my favorite collegehumor video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs
Lol:p

LOLOLOLOLOLOL, I can't stop laughing even though my stomach is hurting! :D XD XP XD XP XDHe was worse than a drunken idiot, Turkey - seriously, if Emily had done to him what he did to her, he would've thrown an emo hissy fit, the f**king hypocrite. :rolleyes:

Let us hope that he doesn't find a girlfriend to abuse and ruin in real life. :rolleyes:
:rolleyes:

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 03:16 AM

LOLOLOLOLOLOL, I can't stop laughing even though my stomach is hurting! :D :D :D XD XP XD XP XDHe was worse than a drunken idiot, Turkey - seriously, if Emily had done to him what he did to her, he would've thrown an emo hissy fit, the f**king hypocrite. :rolleyes:

Let us hope that he doesn't find a girlfriend to abuse and ruin in real life. :rolleyes:

Good greetings, my lord.

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 03:18 AM

XD

Lol:p

:rolleyes:It's the sad truth, Dan. :rolleyes: :(
Good greetings, my lord.Hello, Agustin ...

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 03:19 AM

It's the sad truth, Dan. :rolleyes: :(

I know I know.....

Wondering if if I should stay up tonight =/

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 03:20 AM

Hello, Agustin ...

Sorry.
Just wanted to see the reaction.
I've been stuck on the elizabethan era for some reason...

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 03:21 AM

I know I know.....

Wondering if if I should stay up tonight =/Don't do it, Dan. It isn't healthy.

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 03:22 AM

I know I know.....

Wondering if if I should stay up tonight =/

Don't do it, Dan. It isn't healthy.

I stayed up almost every single night during summer break and I'm......She's right. Don't do it!

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 03:23 AM

Don't do it, Dan. It isn't healthy.

Really though I haven't went to bed before 12 for a few weeks now:p

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 03:24 AM

I stayed up almost every single night during summer break and I'm......She's right. Don't do it!

=/

Kay......

Mr.Jones

10-19-2010, 03:25 AM

Hey guys here for a short time

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 03:26 AM

Sh*t I forgot I have an English controlled assessment tommorrow XD

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 03:29 AM

Hey guys here for a short time

Hey Jones.

Mr.Jones

10-19-2010, 03:29 AM

Hey Jones.

hoolllaaaa!

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 03:31 AM

hoolllaaaa!

I find that offensive...

Kidding, kid.

Hi.

Mr.Jones

10-19-2010, 03:31 AM

I find that offensive...

Kidding, kid.

Hi.

Hi It was a filler!:p

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 03:34 AM

Grats probably playing New Vegas, lucky b*stard XD

Mr.Jones

10-19-2010, 03:35 AM

Grats probably playing New Vegas, lucky b*stard XD

I got it!... Then it broke cause i did a happy dance:(

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 03:36 AM

I got it!... Then it broke cause i did a happy dance:(

I still can't get it for a few days:(

Mr.Jones

10-19-2010, 03:36 AM

I still can't get it for a few days:(

HaHaHaHa

Rorryyyyy!

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 03:37 AM

HaHaHaHa

Rorryyyyy!

F*ck yooooooooooou

RaptureWillBeReborn

10-19-2010, 03:43 AM

He only cared for himself.

That's why he's one of my all-time favorite characters! :p

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 03:45 AM

That's why he's one of my all-time favorite characters! :p

*This is Sparta'd you*

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 03:50 AM

That's why he's one of my all-time favorite characters! :pIs there any wonder that Heather's ditched you? :rolleyes:
*This is Sparta'd you*LOL! :D

Thanks, Dan. ;)

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 03:54 AM

Is there any wonder that Heather's ditched you? :rolleyes:LOL! :D

Thanks, Dan. ;)

Oooooo:D

No problem XD

Grathius22

10-19-2010, 04:03 AM

Heeeellllooo....?

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 04:05 AM

Heeeellllooo....?

Hihihihihihi:D

Grathius22

10-19-2010, 04:06 AM

Hihihihihihi:D

I read your post about me playing New Vegas. I just opened my copy, but I can't play right now, because me worthless sister is watching Extreme Makeover.

I'm pissed.

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 04:07 AM

I read your post about me playing New Vegas. I just opened my copy, but I can't play right now, because me worthless sister is watching Extreme Makeover.

I'm pissed.

Damn >.<...

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 04:08 AM

Emily: We've been living in sin ... oh, God, we're in sin! Now I know why Mama Tenenbaum always told me to watch myself around boys. "Guard your heart, for it is the source of all life!" "Don't awaken love before its time!" I never paid much attention to boys, so I didn't really listen to her ... (sniffles) ... now I wish I'd listened.
"It hurts to watch you regret everything... That hurts more than anything else."
Emily: Is there nothing that you regret?!
"I regret hurting you... But that just made out relationship that bit stronger... We always came back to each other."

(Pause.)

"But now.."
Emily: Oh, so we should just hurt each other with abandon - right? Well, try this, then!

(Emily reaches into Wilson's pocket and pulls out his Magnum. She places it against his chest and pulls the trigger.)
(Stares at his open wound and looks back at Emily.)

"What was that for?"
(Emily returns the pistol to Wilson's pocket.)

Emily: That's what I want to do to you sometimes ... you make me feel so frustrated!
(Sighs.)

"Did it make you feel better?"
Emily: Yes. Yes, it did.
*he finds her and Wilson* what happened!?!
(Briefly looks at James but keeps focusing on Emily.)

"Keep doing it until you feel your problem disappear..."
(Emily looks at James, and then at Wilson, and then at James again, and then back at Wilson.)

Emily: You're not what I thought you were ... not at all ...
sweetheart, are you alright?:eek:
Emily: I won't be, Dad, if Aunt Eliza has her way.
i knocked her out, if that's anything, what happened here?
Emily: Nothing, Dad. Nothing at all. I don't want you to get involved in this. It's not your problem.Whenever I feel sad, I read this scene to make myself happy! :D :D :D :D

Grathius22

10-19-2010, 04:09 AM

Damn >.<...

So mad right now.

Also got a wart on my thumb froze off, so I'm currently in pain. Not too bad, but my thumb aches, from getting shot up with -90 degree air.

Now my sister is watching some stupid Disney show. MY GAWD, I JUST WANNA PLAY NEW VEGAS.

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 04:09 AM

Whenever I feel sad, I read this scene to make myself happy! :D :D :D :D

Lol

Emily shot Wilson:p

Grathius22

10-19-2010, 04:10 AM

Lol

Emily shot Wilson:p

Lol. Nice...

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 04:10 AM

So mad right now.

Also got a wart on my thumb froze off, so I'm currently in pain. Not too bad, but my thumb aches, from getting shot up with -90 degree air.

Now my sister is watching some stupid Disney show. MY GAWD, I JUST WANNA PLAY NEW VEGAS.

I have to wait 3 more days -_-

Grathius22

10-19-2010, 04:11 AM

I have to wait 3 more days -_-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I has New Vegas before you.

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 04:11 AM

Lol

Emily shot Wilson:p
Lol. Nice...It's just too bad that he was immortal and she couldn't kill him. :rolleyes:

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 04:12 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I has New Vegas before you.

*Steals your copy*

Hehehehehe >.>

Grathius22

10-19-2010, 04:12 AM

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS. I'm off.

New Vegas time!

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 04:13 AM

It's just too bad that he was immortal and she couldn't kill him. :rolleyes:

Grenade in da pocket?

Dammit I want New Vegas....

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 04:16 AM

Grenade in da pocket?

Dammit I want New Vegas....Writing that scene gave me a thrill because I'd wanted to abuse and break Wilson for a long time. :D

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 04:17 AM

Writing that scene gave me a thrill because I'd wanted to abuse and break Wilson for a long time. :D

Emily shoulda just said

"No f*ck you!" XD

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 04:21 AM

Emily shoulda just said

"No f*ck you!" XDHonestly, I wish that I'd made the scene even more painful for Wilson. He really did deserve the pain that Emily gave him. :/

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 04:23 AM

Honestly, I wish that I'd made the scene even more painful for Wilson. He really did deserve the pain that Emily gave him. :/

Hmmm

*Time Machine:D *

Also, why did you go through some old RP threads and change all your posts to "Nevermind"?

RaptureWillBeReborn

10-19-2010, 04:36 AM

Is there any wonder that Heather's ditched you?
Thanks, Dan. ;)
Ouchies, dat hurted! :( :p

Whenever I feel sad, I read this scene to make myself happy!

I actually think Emily was being a ☺☺☺☺☺ there...

I mean, yeah, Wilson was a bit of an a-hole...

But seriously? I think he was right...

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 04:38 AM

Ouchies, dat hurted! :( :p

I actually think Emily was being a ☺☺☺☺☺ there...

I mean, yeah, Wilson was a bit of an a-hole...

But seriously? I think he was right...

*This is Sparta's you again*

And don't come back!

*Shakes fist*

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 04:50 AM

Ouchies, dat hurted! :( :p

I actually think Emily was being a ☺☺☺☺☺ there...

I mean, yeah, Wilson was a bit of an a-hole...

But seriously? I think he was right...

He leeched her emotions and cheated with Scarlett.

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 04:52 AM

He leeched her emotions and cheated with Scarlett.

Exactly.

Seeya!:)

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 04:56 AM

Exactly.

Seeya!:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojydNb3Lrrs

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 05:01 AM

Hey big sis, do you want me to pewp more scenes? :D

Ryan's number 1 fan

10-19-2010, 05:02 AM

Hey big sis, do you want me to pewp more scenes? :D

She's gone but I would:p

Yeah I need to go now...

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 05:03 AM

She's gone but I would:p

Yeah I need to go now...

Fine!
Leave us all alone!

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 05:04 AM

She's gone but I would:p

Yeah I need to go now...

Yeah, I'm just leaving that for her.

I haftado my chores.

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 05:07 AM

Yeah, I'm just leaving that for her.

I haftado my chores.

You're going too?!

*Seppuku (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcO4MMzdYE8)*

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 05:17 AM

Herukai.

Oyemarichui!

L33t B0uncer/R0sie

10-19-2010, 05:23 AM

Anyone still heer?

Mr.Jones

10-19-2010, 05:35 AM

Anyone still heer?

I'm Back Hai!!!

L33t B0uncer/R0sie

10-19-2010, 05:36 AM

I'm Back Hai!!!

What's up max! :)

Mr.Jones

10-19-2010, 05:37 AM

What's up max! :)

Nothing Just On the fourms!

L33t B0uncer/R0sie

10-19-2010, 05:38 AM

Nothing Just On the fourms!

THE SKY!!!! :mad:

Mr.Jones

10-19-2010, 05:38 AM

THE SKY!!!! :mad:

I'm sorry i thought that got old!

L33t B0uncer/R0sie

10-19-2010, 05:56 AM

I'm sorry i thought that got old!

:rolleyes: suuurrrreee...

Mr.Jones

10-19-2010, 05:59 AM

:rolleyes: suuurrrreee...

yes... I'm Bored!

RaptureWillBeReborn

10-19-2010, 06:00 AM

http://www.therpf.com/f9/head-crab-half-life-50050/

Best. Costume. Ever.

L33t B0uncer/R0sie

10-19-2010, 06:06 AM

yes... I'm Bored!

You up to use Skype?

Mr.Jones

10-19-2010, 06:12 AM

You up to use Skype?

Maybe later?

L33t B0uncer/R0sie

10-19-2010, 06:13 AM

Maybe later?

Sure... IDK Tho.

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 06:18 AM

I'm ALWAYS here...
Lurking in the shadows...
Waiting for the moment to strike...

L33t B0uncer/R0sie

10-19-2010, 06:19 AM

I'm ALWAYS here...
Lurking in the shadows...
Waiting for the moment to strike...

Let's skype man! :D

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 06:21 AM

Let's skype man! :D

I'm already online on skype too.
I've been online all day.
Invisibility rules.

L33t B0uncer/R0sie

10-19-2010, 06:27 AM

I'm already online on skype too.
I've been online all day.
Invisibility rules.

Sooo... is that a no?

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 06:30 AM

Ouchies, dat hurted! :( :pToo f**king bad. :rolleyes:
I actually think Emily was being a ☺☺☺☺☺ there...

I mean, yeah, Wilson was a bit of an a-hole...

But seriously? I think he was right..."A bit of an a-hole?" "He was right?" Give me a f**king break. :rolleyes: How does cheating on your girlfriend make you anything other than a lying piece of scum? How does it make your relationship stronger? (Here's a clue: it doesn't.)

Nick, have you ever been cheated on by a girlfriend? Go through the experience before you judge Emily for how she chose to respond to her cheating boyfriend. She owed him nothing, and she did nothing wrong. :rolleyes:

Mr.Jones

10-19-2010, 06:31 AM

Too f**king bad. :rolleyes:"A bit of an a-hole?" "He was right?" Give me a f**king break. :rolleyes: How does cheating on your girlfriend make you anything besides an ass? How does it make your relationship stronger? Here's a clue: it doesn't.

Nick, have you ever been cheated on by a girlfriend? Go through the experience before you judge Emily for how she chose to respond to her cheating boyfriend. She owed him nothing, and she did nothing wrong. :rolleyes:

I have she did the right thing!

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 06:31 AM

Sooo... is that a no?

How can that be a no?

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 06:36 AM

I have she did the right thing!Glad that you agree, Max! :D

RaptureWillBeReborn

10-19-2010, 06:38 AM

Too f**king bad. :rolleyes:"A bit of an a-hole?" "He was right?" Give me a f**king break. :rolleyes: How does cheating on your girlfriend make you anything other than a lying piece of scum? How does it make your relationship stronger? (Here's a clue: it doesn't.)

Nick, have you ever been cheated on by a girlfriend? Go through the experience before you judge Emily for how she chose to respond to her cheating boyfriend. She owed him nothing, and she did nothing wrong. :rolleyes:
Well, from what I read, Emily was nothing more than a stupid, whining piece of ☺☺☺☺ who did nothing productive and always blamed Wilson for her problems; he wanted to help her, but she was just being so ☺☺☺☺☺y towards him, y'know? No wonder he cheated on that dirtbag.

I have, actually. But, like I already said, Emily was a ☺☺☺☺☺; she deserved it.

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 06:41 AM

Well, from what I read, Emily was nothing more than a stupid, whining piece of ☺☺☺☺ who did nothing productive and always blamed Wilson for her problems; he wanted to help her, but she was just being so ☺☺☺☺☺y towards him, y'know? No wonder he cheated on that dirtbag.

I have, actually. But, like I already said, Emily was a ☺☺☺☺☺; she deserved it.Actually, the situation was the reverse. Emily was always helping Wilson (AND other people as well), and he was the whining piece of scum, not her. Emily was too good for Wilson; he didn't deserve a girl as good as she was.

RaptureWillBeReborn

10-19-2010, 06:44 AM

Actually, the situation was the reverse. Emily was always helping Wilson (AND other people as well), and he was the whining piece of scum, not her. Emily was too good for Wilson; he didn't deserve a girl as good as she was.

At "and other people as well", you only convinced me more that she was a piece of, as an Ugandan pastor said, "Da Poo-Poo!" In my eyes, he did nothing wrong, except the occasional altruistic actions. But overall, Emily was stupid, Wilson deserved better.

/thread

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 06:49 AM

At "and other people as well", you only convinced me more that she was a piece of, as an Ugandan pastor said, "Da Poo-Poo!" In my eyes, he did nothing wrong, except the occasional altruistic actions. But overall, Emily was stupid, Wilson deserved better.

/thread

Nick, give me a goddamn break.

Wilson kept on making Emily miserable, leeching off her emotions, always full of himself, always THINKING OF HIMSELF.

Then whined like an emo better.

She deserved better.

Great douchebags think alike.

/thread

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 06:51 AM

At "and other people as well", you only convinced me more that she was a piece of, as an Ugandan pastor said, "Da Poo-Poo!" In my eyes, he did nothing wrong, except the occasional altruistic actions. But overall, Emily was stupid, Wilson deserved better.

/threadAh, so your sense of ethics is the opposite of normal people's: what's right is wrong in your eyes. :rolleyes: If Emily shows love to Wilson and to her friends and family (because her world doesn't revolve around him), she's being "stupid." You're an egotist and a narcissist, so of course you'd think that Emily is a b**ch for thinking about other people. :rolleyes: I wonder: what would Heather say in response to you? :rolleyes:

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 06:53 AM

Ah, so your sense of ethics is the opposite of normal people's: what's right is wrong in your eyes. :rolleyes: If Emily shows love to Wilson and to her friends and family (because her world doesn't revolve around him), she's being "stupid." You're an egotist and a narcissist, so of course you'd think that Emily is a b**ch for thinking about other people. :rolleyes: I wonder: what would Heather say in response to you? :rolleyes:

Nick, you're a whining douchebag who can't handle the truth and likes to dish, but doesn't like to be dished back?

Shall I pewp some more, big sis? :D

L33t B0uncer/R0sie

10-19-2010, 06:55 AM

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 06:57 AM

Emily was a Go- No great woman to Wilson, but Wilson was an abuser, Emotionally and physically... how dare you go and say Wilson deserved better, it was Emily who did.

Wilson deserved Scarlett, a red-headed bimbo.

RaptureWillBeReborn

10-19-2010, 06:58 AM

Nick, give me a goddamn break.

Wilson kept on making Emily miserable, leeching off her emotions, always full of himself, always THINKING OF HIMSELF.

Then whined like an emo better.

She deserved better.

Great douchebags think alike.

/thread
So? :rolleyes:

Ah, so your sense of ethics is the opposite of normal people's: what's right is wrong in your eyes. If Emily shows love to Wilson and to her friends and family (because her world doesn't revolve around him), she's being "stupid." You're an egotist and a narcissist, so of course you'd think that Emily is a b**ch for thinking about other people. I wonder: what would Heather say in response to you?

Yeah, I'm called an Objectivist. :rolleyes:

Not only is she stupid, she's also EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Lolheatherwouldtellmetoshutupbutidontcareatall.
Now, if you would excuse me, I will now listen to O Fortuna while drinking tea and reading The Virtue Of Selfishness by Ayn Rand and petting my maltipou. (No really, that's what I'm about to do... I seem like such a snobby rich kid, amirite? :p).

If you want to try and see my point, go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viGkAZR-x8s

Now, good day to you, SIR! :p

L33t B0uncer/R0sie

10-19-2010, 07:00 AM

Wilson deserved Scarlett, a red-headed bimbo.

No, he deserved to be alone... Not even Scarlett deserved the pain he brought...:mad:

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 07:00 AM

Wilson deserved Scarlett, a red-headed bimbo.Scarlett was not a redhead; she was a light brunette. :rolleyes: Her red hair was the result of RED HAIR DYE! :mad:

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 07:01 AM

So? :rolleyes:

Yeah, I'm called an Objectivist. :rolleyes:

Not only is she stupid, she's also EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Lolheatherwouldtellmetoshutupbutidontcareatall.
Now, if you would excuse me, I will now listen to O Fortuna while drinking tea and reading The Virtue Of Selfishness by Ayn Rand and petting my maltipou. (No really, that's what I'm about to do... I seem like such a snobby rich kid, amirite? :p).

If you want to try and see my point, go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viGkAZR-x8s

Now, good day to you, SIR! :p

Have fun jerking off!

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 07:02 AM

Want me to pewp more scenes?

L33t B0uncer/R0sie

10-19-2010, 07:04 AM

Not only is she stupid, she's also EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

:rolleyes: Whatever...

@TT
Moar AnnettexAllen Scenes!

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 07:04 AM

RaptureWillBeReborn

10-19-2010, 07:05 AM

:rolleyes: Whatever...

Every
Villain
Is
Lemon

RaptureWillBeReborn

10-19-2010, 07:06 AM

Yay, everyone, RaptureWillBeReborn has admitted that he is wrong and has lost the argument! :rolleyes:

No, I'm saying that YOU EAT DA POOPOO!

Sorry, couldn't resist. :p

Anyway, what I'm really saying is: I'm not in the mood to fight, and I've already said what I had to say; if you want to keep on squabbling like altruistic, barbaric animals, fine. I'll see you in the morning.

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 07:07 AM

Every
Villain
Is
Lemon

What are you? The goddamn dirty bubble? :rolleyes:

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 07:08 AM

No, I'm saying that YOU EAT DA POOPOO!

Sorry, couldn't resist. :p

Anyway, what I'm really saying is: I'm not in the mood to fight, and I've already said what I had to say; if you want to keep on squabbling like altruistic, barbaric animals, fine. I'll see you in the morning.The fool known as "RaptureWillBeReborn" has made yet another post with no substance whatsoever. :rolleyes:

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 07:09 AM

RaptureWillBeReborn

10-19-2010, 07:10 AM

What are you? The goddamn dirty bubble? :rolleyes:
Wellllllllllllllllllll, I am dirty............. but I ain't no bubble. :p ;)

The fool known as "RaptureWillBeReborn" has made yet another post with no substance whatsoever. :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

You're tossing insults because you know you have lost, Ms. Lamb.

L33t B0uncer/R0sie

10-19-2010, 07:10 AM

Time to shut the piehole bub.

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 07:10 AM

Max, Turkey, and L33t, thanks a lot of backing me up! You truly are my internet brothers! :p

<3
Wellllllllllllllllllll, I am dirty............. but I ain't no bubble. :p ;)

:rolleyes:

You're tossing insults because you know you have lost, Ms. Lamb.Actually, you're the one who has lost, not I, but please do continue the delusion. It is quite amusing. :rolleyes:

And my name isn't "Ms. Lamb." -_-

Big_Sister_Is_Watching

10-19-2010, 07:12 AM

Is it over?...

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 07:12 AM

Wellllllllllllllllllll, I am dirty............. but I ain't no bubble. :p ;)

:rolleyes:

You're tossing insults because you know you have lost, Ms. Lamb.

Actually, you're the one tossing out CHEESY insults.

Get your ass out, vamanos de aqui... no que no.

Max, Turkey, and L33t, thanks a lot of backing me up! :D You truly are my internet brothers! :p

<3

Anytime, big sister!

L33t B0uncer/R0sie

10-19-2010, 07:13 AM

Actually, you're the one tossing out CHEESY insults.

Get your ass out, vamanos de aqui... no que no.

Anytime, big sister!

Now, now TT, It's over DMZ time.

RaptureWillBeReborn

10-19-2010, 07:16 AM

Actually, you're the one who has lost, not I, but please do continue the delusion. It is quite amusing. :rolleyes:

And my name isn't "Ms. Lamb." -_-

I should be the one saying it to you! And just by thanking Max, Turkey, and Ian, you're showing that you're weak and need support; if you truly did believe your ethics were correct, you would stand by them, without requiring the help of others. :rolleyes:

And I was calling you Ms. Lamb as a joke, since you and Sofia Lamb are both uber-altruists. :p

Anyway...

O Fortuna
velut luna
statu variabilis,
semper crescis
aut decrescis;
vita detestabilis
nunc obdurat
et tunc curat
ludo mentis aciem,
egestatem,
potestatem
dissolvit ut glaciem.

Sors immanis
et inanis,
rota tu volubilis,
status malus,
vana salus
semper dissolubilis,
obumbrata
et velata
michi quoque niteris;
nunc per ludum
dorsum nudum
fero tui sceleris.

Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 07:18 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxfjuwd6WWI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VQ4wDGw_vQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98YYIWUGavI

OHMYGODITSUNDEADNIGHTMARE! :D

I'm buying this the hour it comes out...

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 07:29 AM

Pewping another scene while listening to music or something.

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 07:41 AM

Pewping another scene while listening to music or something.Awesome, little brother! :D :p

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 07:42 AM

Emily: I had a dream last night, in which Santa Claus rolled down the chimney and killed you... then fed us all Kentucky Fried Chicken.OOC: You need some humour to dispel a tense situation. :p

"Reasonable I suppose."

OOC: Indeed, dark or not :)

(Emily rubs her belly.)

Emily: If you were to be approached on the street...

(She looks at Wilson.)

Emily: Do you want to feel it?

"Craig David... Emily, Craig David. And no, I wouldn't."

(Smiles at Emily.)

Emily: Well, touch the rabbit, then! He's very giant right now, though.

(Wilson places his hands on Emily's ass.)

"I wouldn't imagine so... it's hasn't been very long."

Emily: Will you be with me when he's born?

"I'll try my best. As far as I know I'll be there."

NOTICE HOW HE SAYS "I'LL TRY MY BEST!!!

I WOULD SAY "YES DARLING, ALWAYS"!

GODDAMN IT WILSON, HERE'S YOUR JUST DESERTS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH6Zwg0WWs0

L33t B0uncer/R0sie

10-19-2010, 07:45 AM

The Jerk-off is off.

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 07:46 AM

NOTICE HOW HE SAYS "I'LL TRY MY BEST!!!

I WOULD SAY "YES DARLING, ALWAYS"!

GODDAMN IT WILSON, HERE'S YOUR JUST DESERTS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH6Zwg0WWs0*sighs*

Turkey, by the time of that scene, Wilson had already fallen out of love with Emily. :(

Sad. :(

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 07:47 AM

Zoooooom along.

The next one is the scene that turns me on where Wilson rubs her back, and she cries out and pants.

GODDAMN IT I WISH I WAS HERE, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN MY CHARACTER.

I'm turning into a torture scene or something... where he dies like Kenny McCormick.

L33t B0uncer/R0sie

10-19-2010, 07:50 AM

GODDAMN IT I WISH I WAS HERE, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN MY CHARACTER.

We wish you were here... But It's a good thing we got to save a life as well.

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 07:54 AM

(Emily moans and cries out.)

Emily: (yells) Ryan

!OOC: Will he be joining us?

(Wilson slaps Wilson's ass.)

"Yes Emily?"
OOC: Doubt it, he doesn't really seem like the type of person. I could be wrong though...

Emily: Don't stop that!OOC: :/

(Smirks and continues.)

"This feels good then, huh?"
OOC: /=

(Emily arches her back and gasps.)

Emily: Yes!OOC: ...

"It seems I've found your weak spot."

(Wilson bangs his head against the table.)

OOC: I'm going to stop with the pointless misery! Thank TalkingTurkey!

(Emily gasps and cries out again. There are tears in her eyes, she begins trembling and panting.)

"This is like an anaconda death squeeze."

(Slows and starts burning his hand)

(Emily wraps her arms around Jesse's neck and pants.)

Emily: Please don't stop!

(Smirks.)

"You might have to give me an... Inception."

(Retractable for a second and continues the self-torture.)

OOC: Wasn't he just rubbing her ass? That's quite a reaction o.O

Emily: I'll give it to you now! Please?!OOC: I imagined that they were doing something unsaid ... <_<

"Heehee, I love seeing you like this."

(Teases a little more than is beheaded.)

OOC: OHHhHHhh... I'm an idiot. =\

(Emily places her head on Jesse's chest and sighs.)

OOC: :eek:OOC: Transitioning out of the scene?

Wilson layed on the floor dead.

OOC: I'm pretty clueless... :p

(Emily is panting and lying on her back.)

Emily: (pants) ... thank ... you! (smiles and kisses Jesse intensively)
OOC: I'm just shocked that you actually described the act of penetration. No, it wasn't in much detail - but STILL! :eek:

YES, I USED MY NAME BECUASE... because I thought it would be hot.

Don't be trollin'.

I gave Wilson a self-torture and death...

Big Bad Sister

10-19-2010, 07:58 AM

We wish you were here... But It's a good thing we got to save a life as well.Saving a life privilege and I don't regret doing that. It's unfortunate that Emily and the RP were casualties in the process, but the end result (saving Kyntak's life) is worth the sacrifices that we all made for his sake. :(

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 07:59 AM

Its like the good ending to Bioshock 2.

moar pewps.

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 08:03 AM

ADADOORS, ASSMAN.

...Wait, where's the scene where they enter a room with no oxygen?

I wanna have him... well you know...

Darth Vader powahs!

TalkingTurkey

10-19-2010, 08:17 AM

(Emily rises and stands on her feet. She smiles at Wilson, who is still laughing against the Hitler.)

Emily: (softly) I love you. (kisses him)

(Emily sees a shortwave pocket hanging out of his left coat pocket, and takes it out. It indicates that Gir is trying to contact them, prompting Emily to turn it on.)

Emily: DIR? Where are you?

OOC: Ugh ... she's smoking PANCAKES again! <_<

DIR: Im at Kashmir, I need help from an available human.

Emily: Can you ... come to us? Wilson and me ... we're in Arcadia.

DIR: ok, *makes his way over to arcadia* Ok, I need your help fixing something, but I need human authorization, its also extremely dangerous.

Emily: Do you remember that snowy forest that you found? We're trapped inside.

DIR: Thats what I need to fix *activates elevator to go down* All of the oxygen in that room will get sucked out every 23 hours. Which should be...now. *air gets sucked o-

WAIT YOU FOOLS, LEAVE WILSON TO DIE!

IN THE FUTURE, HE WILL CLING TO YOU LIKE A GODDAMN TOXIC LEECH, HE'LL MAKE YOU MISERABLE LIKE A GODDAMN WHOOP IN THE ASS, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A PURE HAPPY MOMENT TOGETHER!

FIND ANOTHER LOVE, ALICE... TRUST ME... TRUST ME...

dodododododododo.

(Emily panicks and drops Wilson's mask, at first she was all like "lolno" but then she was all liek "mudkipz".)

(Emily haphazardly throws on her own mask, and carefully shoots Wilson's face. She takes the computer chips, and escapes with DIR.)

Then she lived happily with TalkingTurkey's character, no damage from Wilson.

I used the Delorean... Doc Brown owed me a favor.