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Grathius22
08-09-2010, 02:32 PM
Well... I'm thinking about posting a novel I've been working on...
Who thinks I should?
EDIT: I've decided to type out Bob's story.
Chapter 1 (http://forums.2kgames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=981111&postcount=8)
Chapter 2 (http://forums.2kgames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=984193&postcount=14)
Chapter 2 1/2 (http://forums.2kgames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=986550&postcount=27)
Chapter 3 (http://forums.2kgames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1181699&postcount=30)
Kyntak
08-09-2010, 02:35 PM
Trust me guys... you don't want to see it.
Grathius22
08-09-2010, 02:36 PM
Trust me guys... you don't want to see it.
It's amazing. Everyone will love it.
Bob will have many adventures... including looking for sacrifices... and hunting Zerg... but failing... and fighting off zombies!
Kyntak
08-09-2010, 02:38 PM
It's amazing. Everyone will love it.
Bob will have many adventures... including looking for sacrifices... and hunting Zerg... but failing... and fighting off zombies!
ORRR He'll just be the gay child who was abused because he was gay because he was abused so he became a Paladin or Torm because he way gay... and so forth.
If you're actually serious about writing a novel then go nuts, but if this is apart of the joke then please don't.... you'll kill us all.
Grathius22
08-09-2010, 02:38 PM
ORRR He'll just be the gay child who was abused because he was gay because he was abused so he became a Paladin or Torm because he way gay... and so forth.
If you're actually serious about writing a novel then go nuts, but if this is apart of the joke then please don't.... you'll kill us all.
That's only the first chapter. But be quiet, you'll spoil it for the others!
Kyntak
08-09-2010, 02:42 PM
That's only the first chapter. But be quiet, you'll spoil it for the others!
Right.. I'll shut it now ;)
Grathius22
08-09-2010, 02:42 PM
C'mon, geis! I need some help... I'm self conscious about it... and afraid ya'll laugh!
Grathius22
08-09-2010, 02:53 PM
CHAPTER 1
Bob The Balor was an interesting Balor... he was years old. His job was to imprison demons of the planet of O'ragushomomma, though... his friends were jealous that he was so cool. They trapped him... in lots of ice... and threw him at the Earth. Which is why the dinosaurs were extinct. Except for one...
Bob's back story needs to be known, though... you see... Bob was once a paladin of the holy god, Torm, before he was a Balor... why? Because he was abused as a child... which made him gay... because he was abused as a child... which made him become a paladin of Torm... Because he was abused as a child... which made him gay... because he was abused as a child... which made him become a paladin of Torm... Because he was abused as a child... which made him gay... because he was abused as a child... which made him become a paladin of Torm... Because he was abused as a child... which made him gay... because he was abused as a child... which made him become a paladin of Torm... Because he was abused as a child... which made him gay... because he was abused as a child... which made him become a paladin of Torm... Because he was abused as a child... which made him gay... because he was abused as a child... which made him become a paladin of Torm... Because he was abused as a child... which made him gay... because he was abused as a child... which made him become a paladin of Torm... Because he was abused as a child... which made him gay... because he was abused as a child... which made him become a paladin of Torm... Which sums up his back story...
TO BE CONTINUED...
Kyntak
08-09-2010, 02:54 PM
(Puts a loaded pistol to his head.)
"He ****ing did it...."
Grathius22
08-09-2010, 02:58 PM
Chapter 2 tomorrow.
Invader
08-09-2010, 03:57 PM
*Places neck on paper cutter*
Well.... you HAD to do it, didn't you?
Incinerate
08-09-2010, 09:19 PM
This is the deepest story I have ever read, I love it and it has an amazing plot and im sure theres more to come, keep it up.
I-ChooseTheImpossible
08-09-2010, 09:23 PM
Wow, it's better then that twilight garbage, I demand a movie!
Grathius22
08-10-2010, 03:10 AM
CHAPTER 2
It was really hot out. I mean... really hot. Bob was still stuck in ice though, and he wanted to leave and see all those hot babes in the hot sun, in their hot bikinis. But he couldn't, because he was trapped in ice. But he wanted out. He was lucky though, because the ice was melteredered by the hot sun. That was really cool.
Bob emerged from his icy prison, which was really icy. He was covered in ice and it was cold, but it was cool, because the sun melted the ice some more. He liked that. Suddenly, a really hot chick ran by. He was surprised, and his flaming sword stood straight. Suddenly flames erupted from it. That made him feel good for some strange reason. Bob ran off, and decided to find out about this new society. The whole time he screamed and yelled.
"Boobies!", Bob yelled as he passed a busy intersection. Suddenly a tank appeared out of thin air. A strange man emerged from the tank.
"Bob, I've been hunting you for years! PREPARE TO DIE!!!", the strange man yelled, as he got back in the tank and fired at Bob. Bob was like... the size of a giant skyscraper, so he simply picked up the tank and crushed it. Then, off he went... to discover his fortune.
To be continued...
Incinerate
08-10-2010, 03:12 AM
CHAPTER 2
It was really hot out. I mean... really hot. Bob was still stuck in ice though, and he wanted to leave and see all those hot babes in the hot sun, in their hot bikinis. But he couldn't, because he was trapped in ice. But he wanted out. He was lucky though, because the ice was melteredered by the hot sun. That was really cool.
Bob emerged from his icy prison, which was really icy. He was covered in ice and it was cold, but it was cool, because the sun melted the ice some more. He liked that. Suddenly, a really hot chick ran by. He was surprised, and his flaming sword stood straight. Suddenly flames erupted from it. That made him feel good for some strange reason. Bob ran off, and decided to find out about this new society. The whole time he screamed and yelled.
"Boobies!", Bob yelled as he passed a busy intersection. Suddenly a tank appeared out of thin air. A strange man emerged from the tank.
"Bob, I've been hunting you for years! PREPARE TO DIE!!!", the strange man yelled, as he got back in the tank and fired at Bob. Bob was like... the size of a giant skyscraper, so he simply picked up the tank and crushed it. Then, off he went... to discover his fortune.
To be continued...
WTF why was Bob trapped in ice? Plot hole, but besides that this series is EPIC!
Grathius22
08-10-2010, 03:13 AM
WTF why was Bob trapped in ice? Plot hole, but besides that this series is EPIC!
His friends trapped him in ice and hucked him at the Earth. Read the first chapter.
Daddy Is Strong!
08-10-2010, 03:16 AM
This story speaks to me
Grathius22
08-10-2010, 03:17 AM
I'm glad everyone enjoys it. I'll post more, when I get the chance. It is, a novel, after all.
Incinerate
08-10-2010, 03:18 AM
His friends trapped him in ice and hucked him at the Earth. Read the first chapter.
Ahhh so he came from planet WoW and a mage thought that pallys were OP froze him and threw him off Azeroth? Pwned
Grathius22
08-10-2010, 03:19 AM
Ahhh so he came from planet WoW and a mage thought that pallys were OP froze him and threw him off Azeroth? Pwned
He's from D&D World, fool!
Incinerate
08-10-2010, 03:23 AM
He's from D&D World, fool!
DnD is for nerdz! WoW FTW!
Grathius22
08-10-2010, 03:24 AM
DnD is for nerdz! WoW FTW!
WoW is for nerds, too.
Incinerate
08-10-2010, 03:29 AM
WoW is for nerds, too.
Starcraft isn't :p
Grathius22
08-10-2010, 03:50 AM
Starcraft isn't :p
Yes it is...
If it's not MW2, it's nerdy. :rolleyes:
Incinerate
08-10-2010, 03:52 AM
Yes it is...
If it's not MW2, it's nerdy. :rolleyes:
Yes, that's what all my friends think :rolleyes:
Im not kidding....
Grathius22
08-10-2010, 03:55 AM
Yes, that's what all my friends think :rolleyes:
Im not kidding....
That's what every one, basically thinks.
Grathius22
08-10-2010, 12:50 PM
Chapter 2 1/2
Bob sighed. This new world was great, and all, but it was strange. no one accepted him ever. Maybe it was because he was a gigantic demon, but Bob had doubted it. He was really cool, after all. Bob just continued on his epic adventure, bored.
Well, I don't feel like typing any more... and I need some helps, PM me what you think Bob should do next!
X1 BLACKOUT 1X
08-10-2010, 01:01 PM
zombies!
He said the magic word, I'm in
Grathius22
08-10-2010, 01:02 PM
He said the magic word, I'm in
Soon enough.
Grathius22
09-30-2010, 02:39 AM
Chapter 3
Bob ventured on... and on... and on. There was a big, really, really, really, really, really, really really reaaaallly reaallly rly rly rly rly big and green but mostly big but partly green light. A ray of the light struck the Earth, and everyone died.
One of the dead hands gave Bob the finger.
"It's on, zombeh's...", Bob said.
Vito_Lucente
12-22-2010, 10:37 AM
Oh my god, he did it. He actually did it.
ZzBioSh0cKzZ
12-23-2010, 09:43 PM
Damn, this is sick as ☺☺☺☺.
Invader
12-28-2010, 11:02 PM
Damn, this is sick as ☺☺☺☺.
Is that the good sick, or the bad sick?