The Ongoing Bioshock Story.

[Blade_Runner]

it was.......

[MightyHaze]

A window cleaner toting for work, so....

[domino29]

Zeta says to himself, "This'll have to do" and starts drilling the window cleaner....

[MightyHaze]

The window cleaners soggy sponge flies up into the air thwacking Rubin in the face! Then....

[MightyHaze]

Rubin drops from the safety of the ceiling pipes screaming REPRESENT!!!! then...

[rchris48]

A little sister walks through the hatch with a torn open bag of marshmallows.
"Mr. Bubble's it's time for our tea party".
She crams a marshmallow in her mouth, crosses her arms in front of her body, and makes a pouty face. Zeta, Rubin and the window washer freeze in their tracks. Little sister starts tapping her foot with impatience.
Zeta drops the window washer on the ground. Throws his arms down at his sides in disgust. He reaches around and pulls out a XXXL white, wide brim, lace, ladies' tea hat places it on the top of his head and drops down on his bum on the tile floor.
Little Sister smiles, "That's lovely, Mr. Bubbles, now shall I pour?"
Rubin stares in disbelief for a moment, finally he says...

[L33t B0uncer/R0sie]

"Shoot her!!!" As the raptor of rapture began to eat the disco biscuits...Just then!!!...

[domino29]

MEGAMAN appears and shoots everyone, killing Zeta, the Sister, Ryan, the Narwhal, and Rubin. He then proceeds to wipe his ass with...

[rchris48]

a hand full of marshmallows...

[domino29]

That he pulled from the dead Sisters hands. He then wistled a tune while dancing to...

[MightyHaze]

Club Tropicana, then...

[Eleanor-Lamb]

Club Tropicana, then...

A Truck full of cellphones explodes and Al gore was like....

[MightyHaze]

Oh my god ....my diaphragm!! then....

[Eleanor-Lamb]

Oh my god ....my diaphragm!! then....

Communists attack raising rip-holes in the space time continuum until chuck Norris commits the ultimate sacrifice which...

[rchris48]

consists of him attempting to shave off his million dollar mustache but he could not find a razor blade strong enough to saw through the steel-like facial hairs so he...

[domino29]

Makes Jupiter turn into Unicron which brings Ryan, Zeta, and the Little Sister back from the dead. They then proceed to...

[rchris48]

Turn into the four original power rangers. They form a circle, high-five and morph into...

[Blade_Runner]

The Beatles, who use their super music skills and British wit, to create the ultimate food which is...

[MightyHaze]

Crap! then...

[ozzyrocks804]

Jimi Hendrix came down from heaven and delivers the perfect drink to go with the perfect food (Dr. Pepper, Arcadia Merlot, adam, and of course blue die No. 4) which will help to combat..........

[domino29]

Against Majoras Mask, then the Beetle Rangers get ready to fight. They have an epic battle, but suddenly the Mask gets ahead by...

[ozzyrocks804]

using the triforce of nachos to distroy their epic costumes there for leading to the alignment of............

[MightyHaze]

743 polygraphic prisms that when light is shone through correctly makes tenenbaum look like she has a moustache, then from out side the walls, somewhere near Fort Frolic the sound of the ADAM ice cream van came screeching round the corner playing "popeye the sailor man" at over 197 decibels then....

[ozzyrocks804]

suddening you realize that it is not "popeye the sailor man" at all but in fact is a ralying cry for a neo-nazi group lead by..........

[Blade_Runner]

Neo Hitler! (heres a pic: http://www.bravonet.ro/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wolfenstein-3d.jpg) Neo Hitler is all like "don't move this is a hostle takeover!" but...

[MightyHaze]

he realizes he's wearing a garter belt, suspenders and nipple tassles!
All of a sudden the catflap bursts open and in rush 3 platoons of 158th Polar combat penguines with harmonica's in there beaks playing "who shot the sheriff" then...

[Blade_Runner]

the Lord of The Penguins played the guitar solo from "Stairway to Heaven" on the One Harmonica to rule them all, causing everybody to raise a lighter in the air and sway it back and forth and...

[MightyHaze]

Suddenly a Fox wearing a dinner jacket, standing at the back shouts "GAS LEAK" then...

[MightyHaze]

KA-BLAH!!! Then...

[ozzyrocks804]

they find the pick of destiny ,but they realize that the only real gas leak was in their hearts......... the end......

[Pentrage]

suddenly... flaming teddy bears, tons of them...

[Blade_Runner]

start to protest...

[ZnorfRat]

the realm of the dethronged into a film starring Jackie Chan and Jayden Smith......

[Blade_Runner]

so the teddy bears eat Jaden Smith but they cant eat Jackie Chan because he changes back to the old Kick Ass Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan joins forces with Chuck Norris then...

[Eleanor-Lamb]

Together with the Elite Group codenamed the ABC 123-Team spearheads the teddy bear assault.....Which

[Blade_Runner]

causes the spark to start the Great war beween The ABC-123, the teddy bears, the neo-nazis, the Rapture Family and Atlas's rebels, but then George Clooney walks in and says....

[Eleanor-Lamb]

This is the cheese I've been looking for...Yummy...then the war stops because....

[Blade_Runner]

George Clooney ruined the mood so they had lunch at the Kashmir Restaurant until Atlas bombed it again so...

[Eleanor-Lamb]

George Clooney ruined the mood so they had lunch at the Kashmir Restaurant until Atlas bombed it again so...

Atlas Once again changed his name Hutless then...

[Blade_Runner]

everybody started to call him Jabba the Hutless so he changed his name to Salta (which is Atlas backwards) so..

[Einar44]

He began a diet with high concentrations of sodium...

[FuRJaY]

boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner

[MightyHaze]

And apparently a Boner!!!

So then......

[Blade_Runner]

Salta gets bored of salt so he eats some pie but...

[Big Bad Sister]

EDIT: Ignore, please.

[Blade_Runner]

disapointments...it was a disappointing pie, so he gave it to...

[Big Bad Sister]

EDIT: Ignore, please.

[Eleanor-Lamb]

went Deaf and...

[FuRJaY]

apperantley mentaly ill, she saw a lightswitch and screeched like a panda bear being raped and she fell down a flight of stairs and landed...

[Big Bad Sister]

EDIT: Ignore, please.

[Blade_Runner]

Andrew Ryan turned inside-out, but this caused the laws of physics to be quite angry so the flight of stairs instantaniously combusted which...

[Big Bad Sister]

EDIT: Ignore, please.

[Eleanor-Lamb]

So when the fire-fighters arrived they noticed that had no boxing gloves so...

[MightyHaze]

When they looked closer they saw Ryan Who in turn produced another pie, he said "I got you this dissapointing pie but I see you've already got one!!"
then........

[loaiciga]

lady gaga was reborn into a boy so...

[Gin Ichimaru]

she killid her self while saying...

[The_Iceman_Cometh]

..."Ladies and gentleman may I introduce to you the one and only Michael Jackson, back from the grave for his final performance."

[the voice of rapture]

Michael Jackson danced with Delta and Andrew Ryan then...

[rchris48]

While Delta was doing the can-can dance he slipped and plunged his drill straight into the back of Michael Jackson's head. Micheal fell forward with a thud. With the interior of his head now exposed, Andrew Ryan looked on in disgust as millions of roaches poured forth from the false body. The suprised bugs screaming in pain from the hot stage lights above. Suddenly....

[The_Iceman_Cometh]

The floor opens up and Andrew Ryan and Delta are caught in a Pokemon match with the now super evolved talking cockroaches.

[themaster]

who all explode, spraying Ryan and Delta with their guts, and then in comes Sinclair with a...

[The_Iceman_Cometh]

copy of Bioshock:Infinite they then proceed to the nearest television and play the game until the haters from 2K Forums attack them for not loving Rapture enough.

[themaster]

Then Sinclair gets up and takes out a flamethrower and destroys all the haters and says to Delta.....

[Ryan's number 1 fan]

Nice work BOYO!

hahahaaHAHAHAHAAH!!

Ain't no Sinclair kid.....never was.....the names Billy parson


Delta then....

[The_Iceman_Cometh]

Gives Billy "The Talk".

[Ryan's number 1 fan]

Gives Billy "The Talk".

*Billy explodes into 100 little sisters all saying the same thing over and over and over again*

[RaptureWillBeReborn]

*Billy explodes into 100 little sisters all saying the same thing over and over and over again*

Then, Slim Shady pops outta nowhere and yells "Don't you girls ever shut up?!?!!?!"

Suddenly.....

[Simas1330]

Then, Slim Shady pops outta nowhere and yells "Don't you girls ever shut up?!?!!?!"

Suddenly.....

Barney showed up saying "I LOVE YOU"

[The_Iceman_Cometh]

Andrew Ryan Screams at the sight of Barney and Slim Shady and decides to harvest all the Little Sisters and shove the slugs down Barney and Shady's thoughts. They then turn into crazed splicers and start seizing on the floor.

[RaptureWillBeReborn]

Andrew Ryan Screams at the sight of Barney and Slim Shady and decides to harvest all the Little Sisters and shove the slugs down Barney and Shady's thoughts. They then turn into crazed splicers and start seizing on the floor.

*then Shady gets up and says...*

Yo, what the hell am I doin?

*he then goes inside a pickup truck and drives away. Then, a giant squid pops up and...*

[Simas1330]

*then Shady gets up and says...*

Yo, what the hell am I doin?

*he then goes inside a pickup truck and drives away. Then, a giant squid pops up and...*

The Kraken appears over Rapture. It farts, leaving an unbearabel smell on the city. So...

[FloodWorks]

The Kraken appears over Rapture. It farts, leaving an unbearabel smell on the city. So...

Delta blows a hole in the glass wall to get rid of the smell. The water is rising when...

[Ryan's number 1 fan]

Delta blows a hole in the glass wall to get rid of the smell. The water is rising when...

Sigma jumps in yelling

"IMA FIRIN MA LAZORZ!!!!"

[Rumbler]

ANd he fires his lazer and him and delta had a fight, with elanor being emo-ish and watching them, when all of a sudden...

[RaptureWillBeReborn]

ANd he fires his lazer and him and delta had a fight, with elanor being emo-ish and watching them, when all of a sudden...

Slim Shady pops out of nowhere and says, "Hey Eleanor, wanna--" but before he could finish, she said "I would love to!" and they apparently got married in 30 seconds. Then Iron Man came and said....

[The_Iceman_Cometh]

"Time to die Slim Shady." And killed the idiotic character. He also made sure there were no clones and he could not be Vita-Chambered. He also made a deal with God making sure Shady stayed dead. Then he flew off and the battle between Delta and Sigma continued...

[RaptureWillBeReborn]

"Time to die Slim Shady." And killed the idiotic character. He also made sure there were no clones and he could not be Vita-Chambered. He also made a deal with God making sure Shady stayed dead. Then he flew off and the battle between Delta and Sigma continued...

You were told by an RP'er to do that, weren't you? :rolleyes:

[rchris48]

"Time to die Slim Shady." And killed the idiotic character. He also made sure there were no clones and he could not be Vita-Chambered. He also made a deal with God making sure Shady stayed dead. Then he flew off and the battle between Delta and Sigma continued...

The widow Eleanor weeps uncontrollably for 32.6 seconds then runs off to places unknown. A deafening explosion is heard, the room shudders, the floor cracks and half the room tilts on a sharp left angle. The contents of the room slide, shift, crash, collapse, everything is plunged into darkness then stillness. An Electric ozone smell mixes with a natural gas odor, it permeates the room like a Glad plug-in.

[The_Iceman_Cometh]

You were told by an RP'er to do that, weren't you? :rolleyes:

No I wanted to do that. It was getting kind of annoying.

[Ethical Psychiatry]

No I wanted to do that. It was getting kind of annoying.

Yeah I just read most of the thread and it's really annoying when people keep reviving characters.

[RaptureWillBeReborn]

No I wanted to do that. It was getting kind of annoying.


Yeah I just read most of the thread and it's really annoying when people keep reviving characters.

There's no neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to hated Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaades!

[rchris48]

Delta and Sigma rise from the rubble and start singing the Double Rainbow Song while a dozen little sisters perform an expressive dance routine.

[Wyatt420]

but the two decide to go to a night club but a bouncer big daddy is at the door