Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Deacon J Blues]

This is a cool forum game and it can be alot of fun!

Basically, One person makes a wish and the next person grants him or her this wish but corrupts it in some way and then makes his or her own wish. So it could go like this:

I wish I had a Corvette!

Your wish is my command, but it's just a little toy car. I wish I had super powers

Your wish has been granted, but your power is to be able to turn into a pig. I wish I had a million dollars... and so on and so on.

So I'll start, let's try to keep this Bioshock related for as long as possible!

I wish I had Bioshock 2!!:D

[smartalec5595]

you have it...but your xbox has the RROD

i wish i had an ipod touch

[BioShock Freak]

^LOL! Good one Alec. :p

You have your ipod touch, but you catch gangreen on all your fingers thus having them cut off so you can't use your ipod touch. :D

I wish I had green eyes. :D

~Mari.

[smartalec5595]

ty mari...i expected that....
you have green eyes....but their green because theirs acid in them

i wish i was able to swim as fast as an olimpic swimmer

[esipode]

You can swim as fast as an olympic swimmer,but your swim floaty just popped.

[smartalec5595]

LOL NICE!!!!!!!!! but you have to post your own wish

[speed]

You can swim as fast as an olympic swimmer,but your swim floaty just popped.

What's your wish Episode?

[esipode]

Sorry,I forgot.
Something simple that's hard to mess up...I wish for more breathable air!(What have you got to say about that!)

[smartalec5595]

you have more breathe able air.....but theirs less oxeygen in it so you die from oxeygen starvation :p HA

i wish for more pets

[esipode]

You have more pets but...you have too many and they piss all over the house and tear up the furniture!

I wish for delicious chocolate cake that is big enough for me to be satisfyingly full with and is delicious to me.(There is NO way you can mess this wish up!)

[speed]

You have more pets but...you have too many and they piss all over the house and tear up the furniture!

I wish for delicious chocolate cake that is big enough for me to be satisfyingly full with and is delicious to me.(There is NO way you can mess this wish up!)

You receive and eat the delicious cake but you've forgotten that you're diabetic and go into shock :eek:

I wish I had a million dollars, nah, let's say euros since the dollar is beginning to suck :)

[BioShock Freak]

LOL. Esipode, he got you. ;)

You have a million euros, but you find out you can't spend it because you're stuck in the USA and can't leave. :p

I wish I had a brand new laptop that could run Bioshock. :D

~Mari.

[esipode]

Your laptop has the ability to run Bioshock,but not enough Hard Drive to save the game.

I wish for...lolz.:D (Ha!The perfect wish!)

[Telekinetic Puppeteer]

But it turns out the lolz are on YOU.


I wish that I had a kitty!

[esipode]

Your kitty has rabies and you are allergic to the fur.

I wish for a faster internet connection...loading...loading...loading...

[Asherah]

You get your faster internet but than your computer is fried by lightening.

I wish I had a big daddy.

[esipode]

You get a big dadd ybut then he crushes you for not being a little sister.(Unless you ARE a 7-9 year old little girl.)

I wish I had a working cell phone with unlimited talk/text with an everlasting battery that nobody had to pay for and was impossible to brake.(Ha!)

[smartalec5595]

your cellphone fries your brain from radio waves (HA :p)

i wish i had........pie!

[Deacon J Blues]

You have your pie, but see a starving kid and feel so guilty that you give it to him!:p

I wish I had the Telekinesis plasmid!

[Zeppelin Rocks]

You get telekenisis but pick up a knife with it and it accidently stabs you in the eye.

I wish i had a fountain that used coca cola instead of water

[smartalec5595]

You have your pie, but see a starving kid and feel so guilty that you give it to him!:p

I wish I had the Telekinesis plasmid!

(DARN YOU!!!!!!)

you get your telekenis but you end up bringing an exploding barell to you and u kill yourself by making it explode


i wish i had a wish idea :p

[BlacquePhalcon]

You get telekenisis but pick up a knife with it and it accidently stabs you in the eye.

I wish i had a fountain that used coca cola instead of water

You get your fountain that spouts coca cola but it springs a leak and ruins your house and almost drowns you, however on the bright side your stains other than the coke are removed.


(DARN YOU!!!!!!)

you get your telekenis but you end up bringing an exploding barell to you and u kill yourself by making it explode


i wish i had a wish idea :p

You get an idea but you wish to own microsoft...but you go bankrupt



I wish for another 3 wishes :)

[smartalec5595]

you get your wishes....but the 1st 2 cause you misery...and the 3rd kills you :p (god im the MASTER of wish corrupting)

i wish to own microsoft :p

[Zeppelin Rocks]

You get Microsoft but Vista completely enrages everyone and you go bank rupt

I wish I could fly.

[BlacquePhalcon]

you get your wishes....but the 1st 2 cause you misery...and the 3rd kills you :p (god im the MASTER of wish corrupting)

i wish to own microsoft :p
You own microsoft... but then it goes bankrupt and you owe angry vista customers millions...lolz


You get Microsoft but Vista completely enrages everyone and you go bank rupt

I wish I could fly.

You are granted flying but the military is hired to shoot you down then are disected by steinman for art and scientific purposes


I wish for world peace

[Zeppelin Rocks]

rofl i said that 3 seconds b4 u :P

[Zeppelin Rocks]

O and world peace weakens society and three hundred years later we are attacked by aliens and have no weapons to defend our selves

I wish I was a big daddy

[BlacquePhalcon]

You are made into a big daddy then a russian mob of spider splicers attacks you kills you to get at the little sister you protect.


I wish that I can't be corrupted :)

[Zeppelin Rocks]

Your wish back fires because while you can't be corrupted your wish is.

I wish I was invisible.

[BlacquePhalcon]

You are granted invisability but as you walk across a seemingly empty traintrack, amtrac passes at roughly 500 miles per hour killing you instantly and no one knew because you were invisable.

I wish that I had a butler lolz

[Zeppelin Rocks]

Your butler is a deranged physopath and kills you in your sleep.

I wish I had some sushi.

[BlacquePhalcon]

You get your sushi from a sleazy beach stand at a dirty beach and after you eat it you notice that there is no proper refridgeration in the hut and you get sick and nearly die!

I wish to be hyperallegenic

[Zeppelin Rocks]

the gene which makes you hypoallergenic also makes you grow two extra arms.

I wish a good movie would come out soon.

[BlacquePhalcon]

The bioshock movie comes out prematurly but all the tickets are sold in seconds

I wish to be a cartoon person

[Zeppelin Rocks]

You are run over by cars and repeatadly smashed with anvils and pianos.

I wish for an infinate amount of money.

[37inf.div.]

you realize that money is the source of all evil and suffering and now cannot get rid of it.

I wish i was the best shot ever

[Telekinetic Puppeteer]

But when assassins hire you for your skills, you don't want to gun down that sweet old lady but no matter how much you try to miss, ya don't.


I wish I had bunnies who jumped on bells to get to the great beyond!

[UberBigDaddy]

You have bunnies and they do jump on bells. But they do not get to the great beyond.

I wish that I was Big Daddy.

[ReverendSID]

You become the Adam Sandler Big Daddy.

I wish I was Omnipotent. (screw that one up :) )

[Deacon J Blues]

You are omnipotent, but you accidentally destroy the world and you are all alone for eternity.;)

I wish for a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios!:D

[JBBooks]

You get your bowl of Honey-Nut Cheerios, but when you pour the milk, it comes out in chunks.

I wish to be indepedently wealthy.

[rincewind4]

you become wealthy but after a few years you have bought everything possible and are bored shi@~#ss

i wish for an uncorruptable wish

[smartalec5595]

you get your un-corruptable wish...it was 4 3 more wishes....and the next wish killed you (HA HA :p)

i wish 4 mudkipez (dats 4 zillas mudkipz avatar he had)

[esipode]

You get your cheerios but they are dry and crunchy without any milk!

I wish my xbox 360 hadn't RROD'd yesterday.:(

[speed]

(Yikes! that sucks Episode!)

Your wish is granted and your X-Box does not RROD however a nasty thunder storm enters the area and lighting strikes your home spiking your 360 into oblivion (pun not intended) :)

I wish BioShock 2 is released tomorrow.

[BlacquePhalcon]

Bioshock 2 is released tomorrow, but the stores are all sold out, and also alas its not a squel but a prequel!


I Wish I was myself!

[Dr. Locke]

The genie says, What?" And smacks you in the face.

I wish that I has a magnificent chess board created from the rarest woods on Earth with all the pieces hand carved and shipped in from Europe.

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn259/2kchat/docsiglnk.png

[rincewind4]

you get youre marvalous chess board but its infested with termites.
I wish for an under water city

[speed]

Your wish is granted by the Wish Fairy and you receive your grand underwater city. In a moment of de ja vue you are told by your employees that there are serious leaks and complete flooding in the city is imminent:eek:

I wish for world peace :)

[37inf.div.]

you get world peace and realize its realy boring without violence

i wish the Iraq war would end

[BlacquePhalcon]

The war in Iraq is over but world war III has just begun!

I wish for fame

[Soull]

you get signed up to a major record label, but then you lose your
voice the next day and you get dropped....

I wish I had a monkey wrench 0.o

[BlacquePhalcon]

You get a monkey wrench but then a real monkey jumps out and clubs you with it.

I wish this thread had to do with Bioshock

[BioShock Freak]

*Moved to Off-Topic*
~Mari.

[bioshock_fan]

Even though this thread is in the Off-Topic section of the forum, you can make bioshock-related wishes if you'd like to; yet I doubt many other people will do the same.

I wish I was superman:D !!! That'd be awesome but more importantly...

I wish for world peace and racial equality (may sound like an overused one, but it is just about the most meaningful wish I can think of).

[Telekinetic Puppeteer]

But everything so perfect that there's always ONE, always ONE in the crowd! :p


I wish Jack would talk! [Yep, making one wish come true! XDDD;;]

[BioShock Freak]

Jack talks, but you have suddenly become deaf and all he can say is "Roooooaaaaaarrrr" (Big Daddy sound). But it wouldn't matter because you wouldn't be able to hear it anyway. :D

I wish I had a life-time supply of chocolate. :D
~Mari.

[BlacquePhalcon]

You get your life time supply of chocolate but you only get 12 ounces a month and at 40 years old you are diagnosed with diabetes :(


I wish I would always be happy

[Telekinetic Puppeteer]

[Why did I correctly predict that someone was gonna say that? XDDDD;;]

But you don't live a lifetime because of that chocolate and heart murmur!


I wish I had some ranch! :D


[DAMN IT, YOU BEAT ME PHALCON!]

[BlacquePhalcon]

You get 4 acres of ranch but alas it's not the ranch you wanted...choose your words wisely

I wish to always be happy

[Telekinetic Puppeteer]

But you eventually pit up against the Joker.


I wish had a comic book that comes to life!

[smartalec5595]

you are always happy...but it scares people so you die all alone :p

i wish i had halo wars :p

(DARN U PUPPET!!!!)

[BlacquePhalcon]

you are always happy...but it scares people so you die all alone :p

i wish i had halo wars :p

(DARN U PUPPET!!!!)
you get halo wars but your xbox breaks


But you eventually pit up against the Joker.


I wish had a comic book that comes to life!

Your comic book comes to life but the weapons of destruction blow up your house and xbox.

I wish for friendly alien contact

[smartalec5595]

you get it....but they melt your brain..."accidently"

i wish for 5 more wishes :p

[BioShock Freak]

You get 5 more wishes, but you can only wish for things you don't want, or nothing. :p

I wish to own my own Mall. :D

~Mari.

[smartalec5595]

you own your mall...but its infested with zombies (dead rising anyone? :p)

i wish 4 PIEZ!!!!!!!

[Hector Rodriguez]

You get your piez, but your piez has PLAGUE RATS UNDER THE CRUST.
(Or Dawn of the Dead, and not that stupid remake.)
I wish I was invincible.

[bioshock_fan]

You are invincible, but only on the internet.

I wish that Global Warming isn't real.

[BlacquePhalcon]

The genie looks at you and sighs saying, global warming isnt real anyway silly


I wish for the most corupt wish ever

[37inf.div.]

you wish for privacy and a nuclear war starts and kills and destroys every thing and every one you ever loved hte world is a barren life less waste land filled with sharp rocks and boiling water and the radiation makes you live for ever in imense suffering from your wounds and the one thing that could save form the pain (death) as been taken away from you and you live on hte barren waste land in unimaginable sufforing forever

I wish i had a duck

[bioshock_fan]

You have a duck, but it is very aggressive and bites you whenever you go near it.

I wish I was vacationing in Hawaii right now.

[FallenVamphyre]

You are in Hawaii, but the vacation gets ruined by a volcano eruption.

I wish my hair was longer

[bioshock_fan]

Your hair is longer, but only because of a wig.

I wish that I was not bored right now.

[BioShock Freak]

You are not bored anymore, but you are starving and there is nothing to eat.

I wish I had a REALLY expensive Nikon camera that takes the BEST pictures ever! :D

~Mari.

[bioshock_fan]

You have a really expensive Nikon camera that takes the best pictures ever, but you stole it and are a wanted criminal, lol:D (jk., I know you'd never do that, you're too nice of a person to steal:)).

I wish that I was in a famous rock band!

[Telekinetic Puppeteer]

You're in a famous rock band, but one of the dumb**** members makes a not so good comment and the band falls hard.


I wish that I am a dictator!

[bioshock_fan]

You are a dictator, but everyone completely misinterprets everything that you dictate.

I wish that I had a swimming pool in my backyard.

[FallenVamphyre]

Granted, it's a 2ft deep inflatable. Grab your arm-floaties!

I wish I had a tattoo

[BlacquePhalcon]

You get a tatoo but it says obcene things and you get arrested

I wish for Artistic talent

[esipode]

You have artistic talent,but get sued for having "offensive material" in your paintings.

I wish it took only 5 minutes for me to get to British Columbia instead of 14 hours.
(Howdy from B.C. btw everybody!)

[bioshock_fan]

It takes you only 5 minutes to get to British Columbia, but this is by private jet and the bill is so hefty that you have no money left for transportation back home.

I wish that I didn't need to go through so many years of schooling just to obtain a decent career.

[BioShock Freak]

Your wish is granted, but you are making minimum wage because your career was rushed. :p

I wish I lived in London. :D

~Mari.

[BlacquePhalcon]

You live in London, but its during WWII and london is getting shelled with Axis artillary.


I wish i had a life :)

[bioshock_fan]

You have a life, but it is a very short one.

I wish that when I die, I die having made a major positive impact on the world.

[rincewind4]

when you do die everyone mourns your loss and it has made an massive impact on the world but then soemone else makes an even bigger impact on thge world and you are quickly forgotten.

I wish for a computer that never crashes

[bioshock_fan]

You have a computer that never crashes, but you can not connect to the internet with it.

I wish that the latest technology was cheaper to buy.

[Dr. Locke]

It is time to revive it! It is time for this thread to thrive!!!

>> You get your latest technology very cheap, but you must pay to use it!

I wish I had icecream that never melted!

***

[Telekinetic Puppeteer]

But the ice cream becomes possessed! ICE CREAM DEMONS!


I wish for a puzzle!

[Asherah]

You get your puzzle but you end up in a labyrinth

I wish I had some cake.

[Dr. Locke]

You get your cake,but it tastes REALLY bad

I wish the world had the same morals that it did in the 20th century.

***

[Asherah]

You don't get cancer but you get a flesh-eating virus instead

I wish I had cake

[Bioshocking123]

Your cake is being delivered, but by an axe-murderer.
I wish I was rich...

[coffee009]

Granted but all the money was fake and you cry.

I wish i had halo 3

[ironbear66]

Your wish is granted, but nothing and noone exist anymore

a bit darker, but not a wish for real.

i wish that i never existed,not even an atom.

[Telekinetic Puppeteer]

Your wish is granted, but nothing and noone exist anymore

a bit darker, but not a wish for real.

i wish that i never existed.

Granted, but you don't exist in this lifetime. :D

I wish we all knew who Jack the Ripper is!

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but then he kills you.

I wish the earth was square!!!

***

[ironbear66]

Granted, but you don't exist in this lifetime. :D

I wish we all knew who Jack the Ripper is!

BLAAAAAST IT

i really thought that i had you.

[coffee009]

Back on topic from Dr. Locke's wish:
Granted but we become evil cyborgs from star trek (the borg)

I wish i had a xbox 360.

[Telekinetic Puppeteer]

Granted, but it's a bootleg from a Swat Meet.


I wish we had virtual reality game systems!

[ironbear66]

Comment for coffee009:


Back on topic from Dr. Locke's wish:
Granted but we become evil cyborgs from star trek (the borg)

I wish i had a xbox 360.


I knew that someone would mention the borgs


For Telekinetic Puppeteer :

Granted, but everything you touch disintegrates.

i wish that winter isn't that cold.

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but now winter is flippin' hot! And most of us disintegrate.

I wish school was more fun!

***

[ironbear66]

Granted, but now winter is flippin' hot! And most of us disintegrate.

I wish school was more fun!

***

the teacher has been replaced hot super hot models that loves to hug and kiss, but you are banned from school for ever, for every of your lifetimes and you can't enter even if you tried and everyone else has turned into 100 year old men.

i wish that i was the only almighty god, nothing can stop me, kill me or slow me down and i can't get ill.

[Puddle]

Granted, but you have no believers, no land, nothing. You are alone.

I wish I had a scholarship to Harvard.
(I'm young, but why not?)

[Asherah]

You go to Harvard but you flunk every class

I wish it was Christmas already.

[ironbear66]

Granted, but no one remembers it anymore, forever.

I wish that Puddle is turned into a Poodle, forever.

[thesuperjman]

ok so now he is, but he is strangley attracted to your leg, forever.

i wish i had my drivers lisence already

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but you have to remain Class D forever!!!

I wish technology would advance faster!!!! (Teleportation, flying cars, robots.)

***

[ironbear66]

Granted, but you have to remain Class D forever!!!

I wish technology would advance faster!!!! (Teleportation, flying cars, robots.)

***

Granted, but the war breaks out, and obliterates everything.

I wish i knew what to type in here.

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but it gets you banned.

I wish I had a better internet connection! I hate satellite!!!

***

[Puddle]

You do, but you get a virus, and can't use it.

I wish ironbear66 got frozen to a pole.

[ironbear66]

You do, but you get a virus, and can't use it.

I wish ironbear66 got frozen to a pole.

Granted, but the pole looses it's matter.


Oh my, this doesn't look good


i wish that this doesn't go out of control

Ha, it's my 666:th post comment

[Bioshocking123]

Okay, but whatever you are referring to is carrineing towards the ground without a parachute.

I wish that the guy who sits next to me in science will finally notice me!
(Lol, can't wait to find out what you guys are going to do to me :p)

[thesuperjman]

he will notice you, but he will notice your worst features (which im sure there are none :P) and get everyone in school to pick on you.


....freshman. :]

i wish i had a bigger bedroom

[ironbear66]

Oh man, someone always post just before me, shame on you.

Superj, granted but you get a girlfriend big as a whale.

i wish that i knew every language in the universe and earth too

[Puddle]

he will notice you, but he will notice your worst features (which im sure there are none :P) and get everyone in school to pick on you.


....freshman. :]

i wish i had a bigger bedroom
You do, but you cannot speak or write.

I wish I was able to influence others with my eyes.

[Katfather]

Oh, you do, but it's clutered with so much trash you can barely get through.

I wish I was able to influence others with my eyes.


Granted, But now they look like something out of The Fly..


Wish I had a date with Billie Piper..

[Puddle]

You do, but whoever that is hates you afterwards.

I wish I had a Cheese-It.
Corrupt That!

[coffee009]

Granted but you choke and die

I wish I wish I had a fish!

[Puddle]

Okay, but It is a deadly crab.

I wish I had a fly, which didn't know how to cry, but loved to try on ties.

[Dr. Locke]

Enjoy rhyming puddle?

You get your fly, but you didn't know it really wanted to slaughter, and you were doomed to die, before the fly succumb to the fly swatter.

I wish I had a simple piece of string. One that I could love and cherish and it could never come alive or kill me. I wish my piece of string could never rott, or be stolen. BEAT THAT!

***

[Asherah]

You get your string but unfortunately, you accidently drop your beloved string into a furnace and it's incinerated and you filled with guilt become a beer-guzzling wino living on the streets. :D

I wish I had a pony.

[BioShock Freak]

You get a pony, but he ends up running away, never to be found. Lol.

Wish I had a brand new camera! :D
~Mari.

[Katfather]

You do, but whoever that is hates you afterwards.

I wish I had a Cheese-It.
Corrupt That!


Billie Piper is "Rose" from Dr. Who, and a great singer too (in England she's as popluar as Britany, but a hell of a lot better)

Oh Mari? Sorry about the camera. You got it, but you shouldn't have used it to tape that Mafia hit.. Now they're looking for you, and it's not to get copies for thier albums.. (I was going to say something about your parents forgetting to wipe out their home made porn before giving it to you, but even I have limits.. ooops... maybe I dont..)

I wish that I could write something so good, so deep, that students for hundreds of years will hate me because I ruin their weekends because they have to write book reports on it.

[Bioshocking123]

I wish that I could write something so good, so deep, that students for hundreds of years will hate me because I ruin their weekends because they have to write book reports on it.

Granted, but eventually students start to like it, they make it into a movie, and the movie ruins the meaning.

I wish I had my own Carribean Island... :cool:

[Asherah]

You get your island but its infested with cannibals

I wish I had some eggnog.

[Puddle]

You do, only it is made wrong, and you get food poisining.

I wish I wrote something so good, so deep, Katfather would hate me.
(Yes, that deep)

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but it is too deep to comprehend (you wrote out all the figures to pi) and your brain exploded from trying to understand your own writing. :)

I wish that I had a pygmy-sized lion (lol Mari :p).

[Dr. Locke]

You get your lion, but has the life-span of a house fly.

I wish I had a brand new Ford Focus (For my first car!:D )

***

[Puddle]

You do, but it gets totalled in a parking lot.

I wish I had a 1956 Eldorado Brougham.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but it is tragically smashed in a construcion accident.

I wish I was surfing with my dad in Hawaii. :rolleyes:

[Katfather]

Granted, but it is tragically smashed in a construcion accident.

I wish I was surfing with my dad in Hawaii. :rolleyes:

Granted! But what happens to you next is later the basis of the movie Jaws: Hawaii! (And the actor who plays you is Peewee Herman in a wig..)

[Dr. Locke]

No wishes katfather?:rolleyes:

I wish I had a job

***

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

you get your job, but your boss fires you.

i wish i had a plasmsa screen tv

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but it is smashed by a random Wii Controller.

I wish my homework was finished....

[Telekinetic Puppeteer]

Granted, but it involves nothing but hard labor.


I wish there'd be rain!


EDIT: Hey now. >:[

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

you got your homework done but you get an F

i wish it snows here in california...

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but now we both are stuck in our houses scratching our heads in confusion because we Californians have no idea how to shovel snow... :confused:

I wish I had seen the give-away thread for Bioshock swag and entered my name.
(I cannot believe I missed that!)
:(

[Asherah]

Granted but the mail truck delivering your goodies crashes and burns.

I wish that it will be a white christmas.

[Puddle]

Sure, but it's so cold you get frozen into your house, and have to watch everyone else enjoy the perfect snow.

I wish I could fly so high in the sky.

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but you fly a little too high, and suffocate.

I wish I had no bad habits

***

[Puddle]

You have none, but you become a big nervous wreck, drop out of high school, live in your parents' basement, and get all your video games and technology taken away. You are bored and lonely.

I wish I wish I could make a dish, one filled with cheese and citrus and fish!

[Asherah]

Wish granted but your dish becomes self-aware and wants to kill and devour you.

I wish that I has a rocket pack

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but whilst flying at about 2,000 feet, the faulty Japaneese wiring short-circuts, and you plummit towards the ground.

I wish I was rich, so I could give the money to those less fortunate than me.

[Dr. Locke]

You get your money and spread to those poorer than you, but unluckly, they find out that it is fake and hunt you down.

I wish I had some more root beer.

***

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

you got more root beer, but you get sick and go to doctors.

i wish i get a trip to hawaii...

[Puddle]

You do, but you become sick of it over time, but you must live there for all eternity.

I wish for a ping pong table.

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but it is only a picture of one.:p

I wish that I was Andrew Ryan. But plasmids were never invented and I never got killed.

***

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but everybody mistakes you for Walt Disney.

I wish had a gun [so I could shoot a certian worst enemy of mine, (Mari, It's the one who got nailed in the face via dodgeball...)]
>: D

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

you gotz your gun, but it had no ammo

I WISH I GET A TRIP TO HAWAII!!!!!

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but Hawaii exploded, so STOP WISHING FOR IT! :D :p ;)
lol
I wish Hawaii wasn't exploded anymore so AIW can go there.
:)

[Dr. Locke]

You get your trip, but your plane crashes on the way there, and you end up in Rapture. (The other Ratpure in the Pacific Ocean that you never knew about.)

I wish I had a Reeses Cup

***

[Asherah]

You get a reeses cup but unfortunately it's radioactive

I wish I had slurpee

[Bioshocking123]

You get a reeses cup but unfortunately it's radioactive

I wish I had slurpee

Granted, but it gives you a huge brainfreeze lasting for a week.

I wish that my mom would stop yelling at me.

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, now she beats you

I wish that everyone noticed how cleverly I destroyed the last wish.^

***

[Telekinetic Puppeteer]

Granted, now she beats you

I wish that everyone noticed how cleverly I destroyed the last wish.^

***

Granted, but now everybody now notices your cleverness which would say a lot about you and can take away from your mysteriousness. :D


I wish I had a strobe light!

[BioShock Freak]

Granted! But it goes out as soon as you turn it on. :p

I wish I had $50. :)

~Mari.

[Telekinetic Puppeteer]

Granted! But it goes out as soon as you turn it on. :p

I wish I had $50. :)

~Mari.

Granted, but it's forged! D:


I wish I had a talking pinata!

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but it eventually drives you crazy by its continueously talking, and you beat it to death with a stick. But candy does not come out, organs do..

I wish I could go on another cruise.

***

[BioShock Freak]

Granted, but your ship hits an iceberg and sinks leaving no survivors.

Wish I had some dinner tonight. :(

~Mari.

[Bioshocking123]

Mari, I am also responding to the Doc's

Granted, but carnivorous dolphins attack the boat, you get into a horror movie situation where you an other witty passengers (Puddle included) are escaping the dolphins. Unfortunetly, you are eaten right before the group escapes.

Mari, here's yours.
Granted, but you have to eat bugs (like on Fear Factor :))
I wish people would appreciate my comeback to Doc's counter attack on my wish that alluded to my mom being a violent person (if that makes sense :p).

[Katfather]

Mari, I am also responding to the Doc's

Granted, but carnivorous dolphins attack the boat, you get into a horror movie situation where you an other witty passengers (Puddle included) are escaping the dolphins. Unfortunetly, you are eaten right before the group escapes.

Mari, here's yours.
Granted, but you have to eat bugs (like on Fear Factor :))
I wish people would appreciate my comeback to Doc's counter attack on my wish that alluded to my mom being a violent person (if that makes sense :p).

Granted..They just don't appreciate you..

Hmm.. That was pretty tame.. I wish I could come up with something funnier..

[BioShock Freak]

Mari, here's yours.
Granted, but you have to eat bugs (like on Fear Factor :))

I wish people would appreciate my comeback to Doc's counter attack on my wish that alluded to my mom being a violent person (if that makes sense :p).
LOL. Gross. :p

Granted! But it's the only thing you'll ever get appreciated for, ever. Lol.

I wish I was I could move sooner.

~Mari.

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

granted,but you move to another country so you miss your family and friends

i wish i had a meatball sub and a soda...

[ironbear66]

Granted, but you fly a little too high, and suffocate.

I wish I had no bad habits

***

kinda Icarus, but still.

to AIW:

Granted, but big daddy is a big bully and and takes away your food, drink and you lunch money.

i wish i was Mari.

[Dr. Locke]

kinda Icarus, but still.

Iracus didn't suffocate, he was just stupid.

***

[ironbear66]

Iracus didn't suffocate, he was just stupid.

***

yeah, i know , i meant he flew too high , but burned by the sun and fell to the ground, that's all i meant. not entirely the same , that's why i said : but still.

[Dr. Locke]

i wish i was Mari.

Ummm, okay. Granted. But you become a Mari in Spain, who is on her death bed.

I wish I had some Coca Cola. Extra carbonation.

***

[Asherah]

You get your coke but it gets a little too fizzy and sprays you in the face.

I wish I had some sushi.

[Bioshocking123]

You get your coke but it gets a little too fizzy and sprays you in the face.

I wish I had some sushi.

Granted, but it is made of Puffer-fish (which is poisonous :cool:)

I wish the worldwide economy was doing great...

[smartalec5595]

it is, but on the edge of the great depression...

(not all puffer-fish, just a certain kind, a MILIMETER OFF when that kind is getting cut, and you die, one in eight people who eat it die.) (sorry, love sushi and are a nerd :p)

i wish my litho was here un-harmed or damaged in any way

[Dr. Locke]

You recieve your perfect litho but tear it in half trying to get it out of the shipping tube.

I wish it was Christmas break already!

***

[Puddle]

Mari, I am also responding to the Doc's

Granted, but carnivorous dolphins attack the boat, you get into a horror movie situation where you an other witty passengers (Puddle included) are escaping the dolphins. Unfortunately, you are eaten right before the group escapes.
Did I survive?

To the Doctor.

It is, but a curfew is enforced. Your possessions are taken away. You are stuck inside.

I wish I had a car garage. A big car garage.

[Asherah]

You get your garage but you have nothing to put in it.

I wish I had a space station.

[Dr. Locke]

You get your space station but have no money to maintain it.

I wish that my wishes could not be corrupted. (Who can beat that?)

***

[BioShockWins]

Granted but your face is ugly now.

I wish my body was impervious to aging.

[LeCount]

Granted, but your face is ugly now also.
go hang out with the doctor in the ugly corner.

I wish that I could murder BioShocking with an axe.

[Bioshocking123]

Yes, Puddle is not eaten by vicious dolphins, only adding to the Doc's anger of being eaten...


You get your space station but have no money to maintain it.

I wish that my wishes could not be corrupted. (Who can beat that?)

***

Granted, but only because you are perma-banned from this site! :p Ooohh! Can I get a high-five via the internet from my pal Puddle for that awesome corruption on a wish?!?!?!?

To LeCount's wish:
Granted, but my ghost rallies my vampires and they eat you AND your zombies.


I wish that my house was made of candy so I could share it with everybody... :D

[Asherah]

Granted but now you have no house and now live under a bridge.

I wish I had a underwater city filled with crazy mutants.

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

granted, but since my plane crashed near a lighthouse i discovered your underwater city and killed you with a golf club.

i wish i had a real big daddy outfit!

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but in the end, you have a golf club lodged into your skull.

I wish the Confederates had won the Civil War. (I do)

***

[thesuperjman]

i just cant grant that one

[Bioshocking123]

^ Agreed. I'll restart the wishing.
I wish I had a puppy. :)

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

granted, but your puppy runs away....

i wish i had a playstaion 3...

[Telekinetic Puppeteer]

Granted, but in the end, you have a golf club lodged into your skull.

I wish the Confederates had won the Civil War. (I do)

***

Granted, but ehh, ya know how history has a way of repeating itself. :B Or ryhming..

Oh, and ATLAS IS WATCHING [that sounded more like a warning.. XDDD;;]... Granted, but it comes all smashed-up.

[Bioshocking123]

Our plasmid-weilding puppeteer has no desire to be destroyed by us?

Oh well. I wish I had a cookie (not an evil one, but a nice, docile, dead, regualar old chocolate-chip cookie). :D

[Telekinetic Puppeteer]

Our plasmid-weilding puppeteer has no desire to be destroyed by us?

Oh well. I wish I had a cookie (not an evil one, but a nice, docile, dead, regualar old chocolate-chip cookie). :D

<8B


Granted, you get your cookie... Along with a pack of others. You leave your cookies unattended and come back to see all but one are gone! You seek the perp but with no luck, you come back and see a very happy and full cookie. You look and see it picking crumbs out of its mouth and ask, "What happened to the other cookies?"

The cookie simply replies, "I got hungry."

:)

I wish I had a new movie to watch!

[Puddle]

Yes, Puddle is not eaten by vicious dolphins, only adding to the Doc's anger of being eaten...



Granted, but only because you are perma-banned from this site! :p Ooohh! Can I get a high-five via the internet from my pal Puddle for that awesome corruption on a wish?!?!?!?


:D
*High Fives*

You get your movie, but your DVD player is stolen!

I wish I would become a mod before Dr. Locke. Just to make him angry.

[Dr. Locke]

Arghhhh!! Granted. But after becoming a mod, you for some reason, dissapear from the forums. Dr. Locke has his ways....

I wish puddle fell down some stairs. I very long flight of stairs with very sharp edges on each step.

***

[MushroomBoy]

granted, but then it turns out he was your son.

you pushed your son down a flight of stairs. D=

---

i wish i was wearing the kewlest kicks in the cave.

[Puddle]

To Dr. Locke: Sure. I come out okay however, and bump into you, causing you to fall out of the 20th story window.
To Mushroomboy: You do but they get stolen.

I wish I had a baguette.

[Dr. Locke]

Okay...., you have your bread. But its stale.

I wish I knew if the world was going to end in 2012.

***

[ironbear66]

To puddle:

Granted, but you get your baguette that is really old and nasty and a cup of water in jail.

To Dr Locke:

Granted, but everyone else are on space ship heading to our new world except for you because you are in a deep sleep.


I wish that EA would buy 2k already and this became a Fifa Forum.

[Bioshocking123]

Bah! I don't want to grant this! But I have to. :(
Granted, but EA cancells Bioshock 2.

I wish that it was Christmas break!

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but then you are banned from this forum because Dr. Locke already wished this.

I wish I had a piece of notebook paper.

***

[Puddle]

You do, but it's spraypainted black, so you can't use it!

I wish I had a Laptop capable of running Bioshock.

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but the labtop won't turn on.

I wish that the next person replying could not corrupt anymore of my wishes.

***

[Puddle]

Granted, but you can't post any more wishes!

I wish I had some Blue Cheese.

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

granted, but the blue cheese got rotten...

i wish i can see a gameplay video for bioshock 2: sea of dreams
(i bet many people here would too)

[BioShock Freak]

granted, but the blue cheese got rotten...

i wish i can see a gameplay video for bioshock 2: sea of dreams
(i bet many people here would too)

Granted, but it turns out to be a Rick Roll'd video. Lol.

Wish I had a desktop.

~Mari.

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but its actually the top of a wooden desk.

I wish I had an Alienware labtop built for gaming that was fully functional, and never crashed. Nor could it get stolen or broken in any way possible.

***

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but it gets too intellegent human use and must go back up into it's flying saucer. :(

I wish I could have a S'More... MMM. :p

[ironbear66]

Granted, but it gets stolen by AIW.

I wish that Atlas would be(Was) a real person.

[Bioshocking123]

Me too. *Swoon* lol, just kiddin, though in the beginning of Bioshock I fell in love with his voice... :) lol

Anyway, granted, but because he is really Fontaine, Atlas ceases to exist as a real person....

I wish Rapture didn't fall into chaos! :D

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

granted, but you became you upset about me taking your s'more that
you destroy rapture...

i wish plasmids are real..

[ironbear66]

They are, they becomes so alive and real so they transform you in some kind of gross Goo.

I wish that i could see stable Omega Molecules and be able to use it.

[Dr. Locke]

You get your stable omega molecules, but unfortunatley, you trip and drop them, and then you and everything around you vaporizes.

.....Star Trek geek...:p

I wish I had a piece of extra sticky scotch tape.

***

[ironbear66]

Granted. the scotch-tape becomes alive and wraps around you and sticks itself to a big wall.

I wish Mari was here.

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but since you did not specify where 'here' is, she vanishes into thin air, and appears in a white void. Doomed to float around forever. Good job ironbear...

I wish for a Snickers bar

***

[ironbear66]

Granted, but since you did not specify where 'here' is, she vanishes into thin air, and appears in a white void. Doomed to float around forever. Good job ironbear...

I wish for a Snickers bar

***

Later on you find out that you have Peanut allergy.

i wish that Dr Locke has such huge butt so that he can't stand up if he sits down and he has to sleep upright.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted. Just.... Granted, no strings attached. :D
lol
Just kidding
Granted, but then the Doc gets put into a grueling weight-loss reality show and looses all his fat in his butt, but has a lot of extra skin....
Anyway.
I wish Mari would just go on a date with Ironbear so he would stop asking her out... ;)

[ironbear66]

Granted.

I wish Bioshocking123 best of luck and much happiness in his life.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but in return, the Doc has a horrible life. (sorry, that negative energy has to go SOMEWHERE... ;))

I wish that Mari and ironbear have fun on their future date... :p

[smartalec5595]

granted, but mari dosent even KNOW of the date...yet...

i wish i had my new headfones (www.beatsbydre.com)
UNBROKEN
UNMESSED UP
ABSOLUTLY PERFECT
AND UN-STEALABLE
(the only bad thing that can happen to them is that they are smudged)

[BioShock Freak]

Haha omg, you guys are hilarious.
@ Alec: Granted! But they're so perfect for only a day. After that, they break. Lol.

I wish you guys would stop trying to get me to go on a date with Ironbear! Lol.
~Mari.

[Dr. Locke]

Wish granted, now you go out with Bioshocking.... (Sorry Mari)

I wish we could change the subject...

***

[Puddle]

Granted. Now we make fun of you!
The only reason you waer that mask is because you looked like you were mauled by a wolverine...:p

I wish I had more good ways to make fun of the Doctor.

[Asherah]

Granted but now he has more ways to make fun of you.

I wish I had all of my Christmas shopping done.

[Bioshocking123]

Wish granted, now you go out with Bioshocking.... (Sorry Mari)

I wish we could change the subject...

***

Thanks Doc, you'll get yours eventually. Sorry, Mari, I am not on that side of the street when it comes to dating...

Asherah, granted, but you bought horrible gifts for everybody.

I wish that the Doc would fall face-first into a puddle in front of his entire school... :p

[BioShock Freak]

LOL. It's ok Bioshocking, he'll get roasted soon lol. :p

Wish granted! But you just so happen to be standing right next to him and he splashed mud all over you. :p

I wish I had a new coffee maker. (My old one broke. :()
~Mari.

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but it has no pitcher for the coffee to drain in to.

I wish I had faster internet.

***

[Puddle]

Didn't you wish this?
Anyways, granted, but you hacked it, and you get arrested.
HAHA!

I wish Dr. Locke had a plea deal.

[BioShock Freak]

Granted, but then they find out he was not only hacking, he was making illegal downloads so his deal gets pulled. :p Lol.

I wish I was with my best friend right now. :)
(Bioshocking? :p lol)

~Mari.

[Puddle]

You are...but one of you gets injured... but I won't go further than that.

I wish Dr. Locke could get a short amount of jail time. It's hard to anger people in jail.

[Katfather]

Granted, the judge sentances "Dr. Locke' to 2 hours in jail..

Sadly though, the judge just thinks it's a joke, since he knows that the real Dr. Locke died a hundred and 70 years ago (I think) and sentences OUR Dr. Locke to 50 years as SmartAlec's babysitter

I wish I had a time machine

[Katfather]

yeah, i know , i meant he flew too high , but burned by the sun and fell to the ground, that's all i meant. not entirely the same , that's why i said : but still.

Forgive the old teacher, but according to the old myths he flew too close to the HEAT of the Sun, and the heat didn't BURN him, it just melted the wax that was holding the feathers together, and he fall down and go boom.. (Actually 'splash". The sea he supposedly fell in was named after him).

[Puddle]

Granted, the judge sentances "Dr. Locke' to 2 hours in jail..

Sadly though, the judge just thinks it's a joke, since he knows that the real Dr. Locke died a hundred and 70 years ago (I think) and sentences OUR Dr. Locke to 50 years as SmartAlec's babysitter

I wish I had a time machine

That's harsh...

You do, but you bring back an extinct bird, and he eats your books.
(Don't you have a lot of books?)

I hope SmartAlec doesn't go insane.

[ironbear66]

Forgive the old teacher, but according to the old myths he flew too close to the HEAT of the Sun, and the heat didn't BURN him, it just melted the wax that was holding the feathers together, and he fall down and go boom.. (Actually 'splash". The sea he supposedly fell in was named after him).

I knew that it was something like that?, you are a teacher, what is you Major?
should have been a clue when you said that you wanted to write something deep so that students would hate you forever cause you ruined their weekends, all evil teachers are like that =P, but you my good man, you are pure evil :D .
Your major is is history or English literature, am i correct?

Back to your Wish.

Katfather

Granted, but now you are stuck in a void between two dimensions forever.

Puddle.

Granted, but you now take smartalec's place

I Wish that the Katfather would shave of the hair/fur of all his cats =).

[smartalec5595]

granted, but all the kats kill puddle for making me be un-insane, and Dr. locke for not giving me ice cream past my bed time! (evil baby-sitter :p)

i wish for...pie... :p

[Puddle]

You get your pie... you get two... but one is poisoned, and you don't know which. HAHA!

I wish SmartAlec had a penny.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but I steal it in the middle of the night.

I also wish Mari was with her best friend (or should I say BFFF? lol :D).

[ironbear66]

Granted, but I steal it in the middle of the night.

I also wish Mari was with her best friend (or should I say BFFF? lol :D).


Granted, but they fight over the same guy, that they love, BFF no more.

i wish i had superpowers.

[Asherah]

Granted but your superpower is the ability to turn into a hamster.

I wish I had spaghetti.

[Dr. Locke]

You get your pasta, but it has no noodles.

I wish ironbear had known that his wish was the very first wish granted in this game.

***

[ironbear66]

You get your pasta, but it has no noodles.

I wish ironbear had known that his wish was the very first wish granted in this game.

***

Granted, but the first wish granted was to own bioshock 2 and that superpowers were just an example.

i wish that i didn't know the release date of mafia 2.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, by nobody else cares.

I wish that Bioshock 2 will be a better game than BS1!

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

granted, but no one likes bioshock 1 anymore:(..

i wish i can have a strong computer to play crysis:D

(dangit bioshocking! you and your fast typing fingers!)

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but it is so stong that is electocutes you and you die.

I wish that I could get a cute, nice, adorable, indestrucible, super-powered puppy for Christmas.

(AIW, you're just jealous :p)

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but it turns out to be a cute, adorable, KILLER puppy, and it ends up mutilating everyone in your house and surrounding towns. (Was that too graphic?)

I wish I had a new cellphone.

***

[ironbear66]

Granted, but is Nintendo dog for a DS , you forget to feed him/her and it dies from starvation.

dammit Dr Locke.

Granted, but it gets confiscated by the police, because they think that you are a terrorist

i wish that the world was ruled by the big daddies.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but it turns out to be a cute, adorable, KILLER puppy, and it ends up mutilating everyone in your house and surrounding towns. (Was that too graphic?)
I wish I had a new cellphone.

***
Not at all. Cool, you didn't mention it mutalating me, so I have a Dogmeat (for you Fallout 3ers) style dog at my disposial... Yay! :)

Granted, but you drop it as soon as you get it and it breaks into a billion little pieces. :)


Granted, but is Nintendo dog for a DS , you forget to feed him/her and it dies from starvation.

i wish that the world was ruled by the big daddies.

Granted, but they all have red eyes, and they are coming for you.

I wish that I could run as fast as a cheetah... :D

[Asherah]

Wish granted but you still can't run as fast as a speeding bullet

I wish I had a new laptop.

[ironbear66]

Not at all. Cool, you didn't mention it mutalating me, so I have a Dogmeat (for you Fallout 3ers) style dog at my disposial... Yay! :)

Granted, but you drop it as soon as you get it and it breaks into a billion little pieces. :)



Granted, but they all have red eyes, and they are coming for you.

I wish that I could run as fast as a cheetah... :D

Should have seen that one coming.

Granted but the police pulls you over everytime and fines you for speeding everytime you move.

Ash:

Granted, but your laptop had this virus that corrupts you laptop ever since you bought it, and you lost the receipt so you can't bring it back.


I wish that Puddle would get a better avatar.

[Puddle]

You do... then I take it!
No Laptop for you!

I wish Gears of War 2 had faster matchmaking.

[BioShock Freak]

Granted, but they fight over the same guy, that they love, BFF no more.
That'd work, if my BFFF was a girl. :p My BFFF is a guy. ;)

@ Puddle: Granted! But it makes it impossible to beat it and you die everytime. Lol.

I wish I had a HUGE block of solid milk scrumptuous chocolate. :D

~Mari.

[ironbear66]

That'd work, if my BFFF was a girl. :p My BFFF is a guy. ;)

@ Puddle: Granted! But it makes it impossible to beat it and you die everytime. Lol.

I wish I had a HUGE block of solid milk scrumptuous chocolate. :D

~Mari.


Makes no difference to my statement, maybe he likes guys, i don't know :p .

The block is so huge so that it fells over on you.

i wish that Mari's x-mas tree becomes pink and yellow.

[Asherah]

Granted but than it falls on top of you.

I wish I had some cake.

[ironbear66]

Granted but than it falls on top of you.

I wish I had some cake.

Granted , but the cake is old and moldy

I wish that i had wish.

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but it is doomed to be corrupted.

I wish for a wish that could not be corrupted.

***

[ironbear66]

Granted, instead you become corrupted.

i wish it wasn't this late.

[Puddle]

Sure... now you are stuck in a time warp before lateness, cursed to an eternity of repetition.

I wish I had a chocolate ecliar.