Corrupt-A-Wish!

[AK Downfall]

Granted. You're killed on thursday.
.....I wish Electric Flesh posted also a wish...

[Electric Flesh]

.....I wish Electric Flesh posted also a wish...
Granted. I wish you were hit repeatedly over the head with a large trout.

[iPomegranate]

Granted, but AK likes trout and ate it, completely destroying your objective.

I wish that I had a Tardis.

[Jonahzilla]

wish granted but as soon as u touched it fell ontop of u

i wish nothing bad ever happened.

[Codex]

I wish that I had a Tardis. A TARDIS with Ten inside :D:D:D:D


i wish nothing bad ever happened.

Granted, nothing bad ever happens, but given that good things are only good compared to bad things, everything that ever happens any more is mediocre.

I wish my paper would write itself.

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted , it writes itself. It's quite stupid though, and has no idea what it should be writing itself ABOUT. And so, you get a a failing grade and get kicked out of that class.

I wish I magically learned how to properly format wikis in the most expert of ways.

[ShepherdGrey]

Granted! However, due to legal ramifications of how you came across this knowledge, you are never allowed within 50 feet of a computer ever again. not even a graphing calculator...

i wish i had actually fallen asleep from the overabundance of turkey yesterday... (i've had 7 hours of sleep in the last 72 hours)

[Skoar]

i wish i had actually fallen asleep from the overabundance of turkey yesterday... (i've had 7 hours of sleep in the last 72 hours)

Granted: You did fall asleep. Everything you think you have experiencd since then has been a dream. When you awaken, you will have done none of it.

I wish I could remember how to get through the piston room in Portal.

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted: You did fall asleep. Everything you think you have experiencd since then has been a dream. When you awaken, you will have done none of it.

I wish I could remember how to get through the piston room in Portal.

Granted, you line up a portal through all of the pistons so you can advance; then you've no idea how to get past the next room and it takes you double the time it took for you to get past the piston room.

*breath*

I wish I had a real life Swami Epstein machine.

[Skoar]

*breath*

I wish I had a real life Swami Epstein machine.

Eh..an old I-pod on shuffle, someone to read the fortunes in character, a plaster head, some paint and cloth, a light...

*AHEM*

Granted: But the one you find turns out to be a PROPHETIC fortune teller, and all the fortunes come true--for you.

I wish I could Beta test BioShock 2.

[iPomegranate]

Granted, but you find so many bugs that it's delayed until 2030.

I wish that all my friends would understand the complexity of Bioshock and stop calling me a "Bioaddict" (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, they do, but that still does'nt make you any less of a bioaddict, and you are still shunned.

I wish i did'nt have to wake up so early for lectures.

[Mr. Bubbles~]

Granted. Instead your lectures are at 12 at night and you're too tired to attend them.

I wish I could see you. O.O

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then you turn gay, and i dont wanna see you :D

I wish marcus would stop screening my com

[Skoar]

I wish marcus would stop screening my com

Granted: The Taliban takes over the job.

I wish I had more creativity.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but mere mortals (read here: rest of the sane world) dont know how to appreciate what you do

i wish i had studied for the test .

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but mere mortals (read here: rest of the sane world) dont know how to appreciate what you do

i wish i had studied for the test .
granted but you failed AND it was not just any test but the big time SAT so no college excepts you. Now you live on the streets sharing a 3 week old sandwitch with a hobo named Boby Joe.

I wish i was on the forum more often. CURSE YOU!!! COMPUTER!!!

[venom11]

granted! but now you are addicted to forum and you can't log off!

i wish i have more free time!

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, now you got no job, no school, and no girlfriend :D
I wish i had prepared for presentation instead of gaming last night,

[ProjectDelta]

Granted, now you got no job, no school, and no girlfriend :D
I wish i had prepared for presentation instead of gaming last night,

Granted, except your preparations were in vain, as you've forgot everything you prepared.

I wish for a strawberry.

[magicman4443]

Granted, but you decide to try and eat it in one bite, you end up choking on it, as your choking on it, a Lady comes over to you and tries to give you the heimlich maneuver. Unfortunately, she is shorter than you and only ends up lodging the unfortunate strawberry deeper in your throat. As you are rolling on the floor grasping at your throat, you feel someone reach into your back pocket and steal your car keys and wallet. You then hear the person drive off in your car, down the road away from the gas station where your horrible accident occured.

I wish I could get to work on my history paper instead of writing long-winded grants to wishes.

[ProjectDelta]

Granted, but you decide to try and eat it in one bite, you end up choking on it, as your choking on it, a Lady comes over to you and tries to give you the heimlich maneuver. Unfortunately, she is shorter than you and only ends up lodging the unfortunate strawberry deeper in your throat. As you are rolling on the floor grasping at your throat, you feel someone reach into your back pocket and steal your car keys and wallet. You then hear the person drive off in your car, down the road away from the gas station where your horrible accident occured.

I wish I could get to work on my history paper instead of writing long-winded grants to wishes.

Granted, but as soon as you finish, the paper bursts into flames and you randomly lose all of your memory on what you just learned.

I wish I had my car back in perfect condition, along with the keys. Oh, and my wallet would be nice, too.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, you get a car, a handphone, but lose your house, bonds and any other stocks or accounts you have, good luck!~ :D

I wish my group wouldstop arguing.

[Cohen's prodigy]

Granted, you get a car, a handphone, but lose your house, bonds and any other stocks or accounts you have, good luck!~ :D

I wish my group wouldstop arguing.

Granted once they stop arguing they start making fun of you and kick you out of the group

I wish I had a 60in. flatscreen HDTV

[Crossbow+headshot=WIN]

Granted once they stop arguing they start making fun of you and kick you out of the group

I wish I had a 60in. flatscreen HDTV

Your wish has been granted, however, its has been dropped from an air plane 20,000 ft up and you have to catch it with you bare hands!

i wish i could travel at the speed of light!

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but you cannot stop, ever.. you lifespan is over in the time it takes us normal people to tie a shoelace.

I wish i was'nt hiccupping.

[magicman4443]

Granted, you mistook your class of water you were gonna use to get rid of your hiccups with for 5M sulfuric acid. You die a very painful death. But your hiccups are gone ;)

I wish I had an extra day in the week so I could get all my homework done.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but that extra week is a weekday, and you still have school.

I wish i knew what i was doing in business management.

[Crossbow+headshot=WIN]

Granted, but you never learn anything and slowly become absolutely useless and die in a shopping cart while waring a can of mayo as a hat.

I wish Rapture existed!

[Crossbow+headshot=WIN]

Granted, but you never learn anything and slowly become absolutely useless and die in a shopping cart while waring a can of mayo as a hat.

I wish Rapture existed!

Hahahah This message was initially for magicman4443 but i guess it work for you too lol :D

[Lamb_meat]

Hahahah This message was initially for magicman4443 but i guess it work for you too lol :D

lol. sneaky... oh. and NINja'd baby!

[Lamb_meat]

oops, forgot to post a wish.
Granted, but then you take the position of JOhnny in rapture, and sleep with the fishes*hi fishies!*

I wish i had dressed correcty for the occassian

[Crossbow+headshot=WIN]

I wish i had dressed correcty for the occassian

Granted, but the occassian was a pool party in the arctic and you froze into a solid block of ice in seconds

I wish i could concentrate on my hw!

[Fief]

Granted, but the occassian was a pool party in the arctic and you froze into a solid block of ice in seconds

I wish i could concentrate on my hw!


Granted, You got your HW done, than classes were canceled

I wish I could get more than 3 hrs sleep at night

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, 3.01 minutes. Big woot.

i wish i did'nt needa to go join the army next year :(

[Crossbow+headshot=WIN]

Granted, 3.01 minutes. Big woot.

i wish i did'nt needa to go join the army next year :(

Granted, a killer breaks into your house the day after and you die

i wish i was invinsible

[venom11]

granted but now you nobody can see you so you can't talk with them!

i wish i have a driver licence!

[AK Downfall]

granted but now you nobody can see you so you can't talk with them!

i wish i have a driver licence!
Granted but the next day you get into a car accident and die from it. Even though you died you killed two babies that were in the car you hit so good job murderer.

i wish for a imac.

[ZOSO]

granted but it explodes and makes you look like jonhhy from bioshock and the spider splicer from the start of the game finds and kills you when your on the toilet

i wish i had a new les paul guitar

[BioBubbles]

granted but it explodes and makes you look like jonhhy from bioshock and the spider splicer from the start of the game finds and kills you when your on the toilet

i wish i had a new les paul guitar

Granted but it arrives broken into several small pieces! :o

I wish i had all my assignments done

[Crossbow+headshot=WIN]

Granted but it arrives broken into several small pieces! :o

I wish i had all my assignments done

Granted but after you hand them in you are given an exam= you failing= your teacher works for 2k and refuses any one to sell you bioshock 2

I wish for a wish that would wish greatness upon one very special wish that had no bad and could never get bad for that wish was for the wish that i wished for me to have a higher performance computer:D :D :D :D

[venom11]

granted but it has a poor cooling system so it shut down every 13 min and 34 sec :D

i wish i'm home now and playing my ps3 (i'm at school on compuer science calss)

[Crossbow+headshot=WIN]

granted but it has a poor cooling system so it shut down every 13 min and 34 sec :D

i wish i'm home now and playing my ps3 (i'm at school on compuer science calss)

Granted but when you get home you get a glass of water, and as you are walking towards your ps3 you trip and soak you ps3= its fries and now you have no ps3

I wish bioshock 2 came out with no bugs and its was amazing and nothing broke ever.

[AK Downfall]

Granted but when you get home you get a glass of water, and as you are walking towards your ps3 you trip and soak you ps3= its fries and now you have no ps3

I wish bioshock 2 came out with no bugs and its was amazing and nothing broke ever.
Granted bioshock 2 is the best game ever and wont ever brake but on the day it comes out your copy is stolen by a hobo and not having the game for a while you decide to kill yourself.

I wish school ended soon.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted school is banned forever. But because people are no longer learning and sharing ideas, we all turn back into cavemen.

I wish my brother would stop hiding his copy of Modern Warfare 2 because he's mad at me.

[magicman4443]

Granted, but when he went to get it and share it with you, he forgot where he left it. It is now hidden somewhere and no one remembers where. Maybe you'll find it in a few months. Maybe.:p

I wish I could have gone to the Splicers Unite! event and gotten a t-shirt.

[Jonahzilla]

granted the only t shirt left wasn't your size.

i wish anything i drew came to life

[AK Downfall]

granted the only t shirt left wasn't your size.

i wish anything i drew came to life
granted you draw a big daddy and little sister. Ultimately the big daddy thinks you as an enemy and starts to throw you around and kills you.
Sucks for you cause you didnt even try to get her ADAM.

I wish i wasnt so evil in the corrupt a wish thread haha

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, you're now so nice, you get eaten by us sharks.

I wish ak downfall played mw2=.=

[AK Downfall]

Granted, you're now so nice, you get eaten by us sharks.

I wish ak downfall played mw2=.=
granted but my connection is so laggy i would end up losing for the team i am on and thats the truth:) ahah

I wish for a better connection.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but you get it by cheating the system, are found out my Microsoft, and banned.

I wish I had a cookie.

[venom11]

granted,but that cookie is venomous! :D

i wish for a 20 punds psn bon!

[AK Downfall]

granted,but that cookie is venomous! :D

i wish for a 20 punds psn bon!
granted but it ends up killing you.

I wish for some food.

P.S. i have decided to bring back this thread for some holiday corruptions.:P

[Lagging]

granted but it ends up killing you.

I wish for some food.

P.S. i have decided to bring back this thread for some holiday corruptions.:P

granted but the food tastes like ash

i wish for straight A's in all my courses

[AK Downfall]

granted but the food tastes like ash

i wish for straight A's in all my courses
.....you just wanted to use some sacasim here didnt you... well this is a challenge.

Granted but at graduation a meteor comes out of no where and kills you. Since that happen your family forgot to pay for life insurences on you so they have to pay alot of money cause of so. So instead of giving you a proper burial, they just ditch you in a hole and say Rest in Pieces. :P

I wish for no more SUPER DOOR>

[Lagging]

.....you just wanted to use some sacasim here didnt you... well this is a challenge.

Granted but at graduation a meteor comes out of no where and kills you. Since that happen your family forgot to pay for life insurences on you so they have to pay alot of money cause of so. So instead of giving you a proper burial, they just ditch you in a hole and say Rest in Pieces. :P

I wish for no more SUPER DOOR>

hahaha touche

granted but -A CHALLENGER APPEARS-

INDESTRUCTIBLE DOOR

[AK Downfall]

hahaha touche

granted but -A CHALLENGER APPEARS-

INDESTRUCTIBLE DOOR
.....

i wish Lagging posted a wish for me to corrupt so i can have revenge.

[Lagging]

.....

i wish Lagging posted a wish for me to corrupt so i can have revenge.

OOPS LOL
granted, but the wish sucks

I wish for a box of twix

[AK Downfall]

OOPS LOL
granted, but the wish sucks

I wish for a box of twix
... granted but instead you get Raisin brand that was in the ocean for 4 years and when you poor it into the bowl and eat it you vamit and without thinking take a scoop of you vamit and eat it. THen vamit again

i wish Lagging granted my wish cause he didnt.

[Lagging]

... granted but instead you get Raisin brand that was in the ocean for 4 years and when you poor it into the bowl and eat it you vamit and without thinking take a scoop of you vamit and eat it. THen vamit again

i wish Lagging granted my wish cause he didnt.

granted that he did, refer to 2nd line of said post

i wish for everything

[AK Downfall]

granted that he did, refer to 2nd line of said post

i wish for everything
granted you get everything incluing DEATH
Loser chose your words wisely.

I wish for some sleep so BY!!!

[Lagging]

granted you get everything incluing DEATH
Loser chose your words wisely.

I wish for some sleep so BY!!!

granted but when youre sleeping, you dream of waking up and being tired, and then you REALLY wake up, and youre like "CRAP" caus youre really tired

i wish for finals to be over

[Jonahzilla]

your wish is over finals are over... You failed

I wish for a sequel to the matrix.

[Lagging]

your wish is over finals are over... You failed

I wish for a sequel to the matrix.

granted, but the sequel doesnt have the original cast

i wish to be rich

[iPomegranate]

Granted, you drown in all the money goodness ^_^

I wish for more snow up here in Canada so I can have a snow day ^_^

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

Granted, you drown in all the money goodness ^_^

I wish for more snow up here in Canada so I can have a snow day ^_^

Granted but as the snow melts it floods canada drowning you just one day before BS2

I wish for a new zelda game :eek:

[venom11]

granted, but it has a lot of bugs!

i wish you can't corrupt this wish!

[iPomegranate]

Granted but there's no wish to corrupt and this thread would die. Then Liz would (No she wouldn't) blame it on you. ~_~

I wish that we, the forum of Bioshock 2, would either get a chance to play the demo or test MP.

[magicman4443]

Granted, but it ends up being terrible, and no one wants ot buy the game anymore.

I wish I passed my history final in 2 days.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, you pass it, as in, not go for it.

I wish the law topics i had to study did'nt cover so much.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, you pass it, as in, not go for it.

I wish the law topics i had to study did'nt cover so much.
Granted but you still fail that class. Loser haah

I wish my xbox didnt brake.

P.S. havent seen you in a while. Corrupt a wish is gonig to be fun again. haha

[Lagging]

Granted but you still fail that class. Loser haah

I wish my xbox didnt brake.

P.S. havent seen you in a while. Corrupt a wish is gonig to be fun again. haha


granted, your xbox cant brake, it has no locomotive
but your ecks bawks broke

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

granted, but it has a lot of bugs!

i wish you can't corrupt this wish!

FYI a Zelda game with allot of bugs would still be awesome

[Lamb_meat]

ermx.. so i guess this means i start again=.=

I wish i had studied instead of spending the last 4 hours playing games.

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

ermx.. so i guess this means i start again=.=

I wish i had studied instead of spending the last 4 hours playing games.

granted you studied, but you study the wrong stuff and fail worse then if you had been playing

I wish for world peace :eek:

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, when 300 jars of yellow liquid arrives at your house you scream "Peace! I said, World PEACE!!" NUuuuuuuuuu/

I wish i could finish watching terminator salvation. ( yes i know, i should be studying)

[venom11]

granted,but now you want to watch all movies from terminator and you get an F in school!

i wish it isn't so cold!

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, everyone one juices their heaters, and you feel warm. Now america is outta coal.

I wish i did'nt have to work thru the night

[AK Downfall]

Granted, everyone one juices their heaters, and you feel warm. Now america is outta coal.

I wish i did'nt have to work thru the night
granted. You get fired. Have fun you hobo.:D

i wish for an F on the finals today.

[Lagging]

granted. You get fired. Have fun you hobo.:D

i wish for an F on the finals today.

granted, but you still passed the class with a B, because the final wasnt a cumulative final, it was just a 4th test

[venom11]

granted, but you still passed the class with a B, because the final wasnt a cumulative final, it was just a 4th test

i wish lagging wished a wish! :D

[Lagging]

i wish lagging wished a wish! :D

agh sorry, im sorta new to this i keep forgetting lol

but carrying on

granted but this next wish sucks

i wish for some food, im starving right now

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

agh sorry, im sorta new to this i keep forgetting lol

but carrying on

granted but this next wish sucks

i wish for some food, im starving right now

Granted but your food is poisoned and you die

I wish for justin timberlake too die :)

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, he dies in a terrorist attack, that unfortunately, you're in (or a part of *gasp*)

I wish i had more willpower.

[Lagging]

Granted, he dies in a terrorist attack, that unfortunately, you're in (or a part of *gasp*)

I wish i had more willpower.

granted, but your willpower was to just get up and make yourself something to eat

i wish for time to pass by a little quicker, caus im bored and waiting for friends to come

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

granted, but your willpower was to just get up and make yourself something to eat

i wish for time to pass by a little quicker, caus im bored and waiting for friends to come

Granted time passes quicker, then you remember you have no friends.

I wish movie remakes didn't suck so bad

[Crossbow+headshot=WIN]

Granted there all amazing but since there so cool and popular you never get to see any of them ever

I wish for all of my friends to be happy,
*And i do have friends in case any of you were goin say that i didn't lol:D

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

Granted there all amazing but since there so cool and popular you never get to see any of them ever

I wish for all of my friends to be happy,
*And i do have friends in case any of you were goin say that i didn't lol:D

Granted your friends are all so happy together they forget all about you and never speak too you again (now you don't have friends mwuhahaha)

I wish for a wish that's so freaking awesome there is no possible downside to it's sheer awesomeness making it impossible to corrupt, in short I wish for a pizza :D

[Crossbow+headshot=WIN]

Yes indeed that wish is absolutly amazing because uits pizza however, since its sooooo awesome it somehow grows a free will and legs and walks away from you leaving you with no more awesome ness :p

I wish that is was christmas break and it snowed on all the mountians near me and lift tickets becamse free and me and my friend got to go snowboarding and only a few other ppl went on the mountians .:D :D

[Lagging]

Yes indeed that wish is absolutly amazing because uits pizza however, since its sooooo awesome it somehow grows a free will and legs and walks away from you leaving you with no more awesome ness :p

I wish that is was christmas break and it snowed on all the mountians near me and lift tickets becamse free and me and my friend got to go snowboarding and only a few other ppl went on the mountians .:D :D

granted, but when it snowed, it turned into a blizzard and your whole family gets trapped inside your house

i wish for something to drink right about now

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

granted, but when it snowed, it turned into a blizzard and your whole family gets trapped inside your house

i wish for something to drink right about now

Wish granted have some nice sulphuric acid

I wish that I was James bond:eek:

[Crossbow+headshot=WIN]

Wish granted have some nice sulphuric acid

I wish that I was James bond:eek:

Granted but one morning you wake up and there are 12 very large men all equipped with grenades and chain guns all of the barrels are spinning and pointed at you! Good luck getting outa that one.

I wish I found a 2 one hundred dollar bills that weren't fake and no one was after me for them.

[Lamb_meat]

Grantedm but the economy has crashed, and you've only got 2 pieces of toilet paper! *gasp*

I wish my computer would update faster.

[Lagging]

Grantedm but the economy has crashed, and you've only got 2 pieces of toilet paper! *gasp*

I wish my computer would update faster.

granted, but your computer was running so fast, that your current cooling system couldnt properly support your hardware, so everything melted

i wish for some good music

[ShepherdGrey]

granted, but your computer was running so fast, that your current cooling system couldnt properly support your hardware, so everything melted

i wish for some good music

granted! the music is good, but you don't like it.

i wish i was getting Bioshock 2.

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

granted! the music is good, but you don't like it.

i wish i was getting Bioshock 2.

Granted you get Bioshock, but when you open it your disc is in 2 and the store is out of stock and can't offer a replacement.

I wish for sharks with laser-beams

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then they drown. (lolwut?)

I wish xbox live did'nt cost you money :(

[magicman4443]

Granted, but unfortunately, impossible wishes only result in a weasel.(Really hopes someone got the reference.)

I wish Winter break would continue for 3 more weeks.

[Crossbow+headshot=WIN]

Granted, but unfortunately, impossible wishes only result in a weasel.

I wish Winter break would continue for 3 more weeks.

Granted because their is so much snow, and with that snow it crushes all of the schools and every one forgets what they have been taught and there fore you go back to kindergarten!

I wish it was feb 9th 2010

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but those 2 months you erased from time were the best two months of all of our lives.

I wish that my headache would go away.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, is heartache any better?

I wish everyone would die ^^

[Crossbow+headshot=WIN]

Granted, is heartache any better?

I wish everyone would die ^^

Granted but now you are alone in the world and run out of food and also worst of all bioshock 2 doesn't come out ever because everyone died so have !

I wish i was home

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, you are now a home for parasites>__<

I wish everyone would die, After bioshock 2 is released! :)

[venom11]

granted,on all you mean yourself too! so you die and you also can not play BS2!

i wish i have no bugs in oblivion!

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, now it's full of dead cats.

I wish i did'nt have such a laggy connection

[Cohen's Masterpiece]

Granted, you now have no connection at all

I wish that my steam account would stop freezing

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, your steam account gets burned.

I wish i could dance better

[Electric Flesh]

Granted, you dance so well that everybody on the planet goes insane and kills you.

I wish I had a fully working, glitch-free, Aperture Science Portal Gun.

[IllusionOfLife]

I wish I had a fully working, glitch-free, Aperture Science Portal Gun.

Granted, and you'll even be given a party. A big party that all your friends are invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he can't come because you murdered him. All your other friends can't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.

I wish Christmas break was longer.

[Codex]

Granted, and you'll even be given a party. A big party that all your friends are invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he can't come because you murdered him. All your other friends can't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.

I wish Christmas break was longer.

Granted, but because it becomes as long as the school semester, and the semester becomes the length of the break with the same amount of material to learn in the time period, you implode from the stress.

I wish that I could watch certain movies without liking the most evil character in them.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then you realize the most important people in the forum *cough* me *Cough*, all like the master, so now you're not awesome :(

I wish corrupt a wish would be faster without me^^

[Lamb_meat]

seriously, anyone?

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

Granted, but then you realize the most important people in the forum *cough* me *Cough*, all like the master, so now you're not awesome :(

I wish corrupt a wish would be faster without me^^

Granted it moves so fast you don't get another reply in

I wish I had something to wish for

[Mr. Person]

Granted but you wished for an annaconda and it eats you

I wish i had a freindly, indestructible, intelligant, loyal, un-hypnotysable task force of a elite rosie and Bouncer

(Take that!)

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then you get owned by a guy with a golf club.

I wish ak downfall would come back already!

[Mr. Person]

Granted but then ak downfall gets eaten by packman

I wish for a wish that was the best wish ever

[magicman4443]

Granted, you get the best wish for a great white shark. You being in his stomach.

I wish winter break lasted until Bioshock 2 comes out.

[Mr. Person]

granted but that takes away from summer vacation and spring vacation and when you get back you have every major test of the year 3 days in a row, didnt study you were tgo busy getting bioshocked

I wish jack would be a clown

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but its a zombie clown hungry for brains, BRAAIIINNNNS!!!

I wish i knew what to do

[Cohen's Scherzo No. 7]

Granted, but it turns out that you're the only one that knows what to do. Everybody is so envious of your decisiveness that they go crazy and eat you.

I wish my tiny yarn hat would stay on the head of the little crow statue that sits on my table.

[Circus of Values]

Granted. It turns out to be Frosty the Snowman's tiny yarn hat, and your crow comes alive and pecks your eyes out.

I wish my sister would stop getting mad at me for not practicing guitar as often as she'd like me to.

[TurdSandwitch]

Granted, except now your neighbors mad, and he is drunk with a loaded gun.

I wish I was your neighbor with a loaded gun and some booze.

[Mr. Bubbles~]

Granted. You get so drunk that instead of shooting Circus, you end up shoot yourself in the face, causing your brain and all those lovely juices to explode all over the wires inside of an Atomic Bomb, which goes off and blows up all of the U.S.

I wish I knew why TurdSandwitch had an atomic bomb near him.

[TurdSandwitch]

Granted, but you got too close in your investigations when the bomb goes off and you're melted to a puddle.

I wish I really had an Atomic bomb....

[Mr. Bubbles~]

Granted. You already did. It blew you up. :rolleyes:

I wish that I had some paper.

[Circus of Values]

Granted. You get a paper cut AND DIE FROM BLEEDING.

Err.

I wish that my crushes didn't have boyfriends -_-

Edit: Woot, 1999 posts!

[TurdSandwitch]

Granted, but in a crazy twist, you realize that you hate everyone including yourself and plummet to your demise off of a skyscraper.

I wish all my Crushes weren't grape flavor....

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, now they are turd-flavored. :]

I wish my sister would stop asking me to watch the rest of I Am Legend (aka; one of the saddest movies ever) with her.

[TurdSandwitch]

Granted, but now you have to watch Barbie's Adventures on a continuous loop until the day you die.

I wish it wasn't snowing...

[50Dashes]

Granted, now it's raining fire from the sky.

I wish my computer wasn't a piece of ****...

[Mr. Person]

Granted, but the new computer gets a virus and it asplodes!

I wish i could help cohen take the ears off

[Circus of Values]

Err. Wish fail on my part. Mr. Person, Cohen kills you because the ears cannot be removed.

I wish that Turd Sandwitch would not corrupt this wish.

[50Dashes]

Granted. It transforms from a piece of fecal matter into a solid brick. Surf the internet now, Mr. Person!

I wish that Turd Sandwitch would not corrupt this wish.

I'm a little confused. You seem to be corrupting my wish about my computer being a piece of ****, but then you say "Surf the internet now, Mr. Person!" Who were you replying to?

In reply to your wish, granted. Turd Sandwitch doesn't corrupt it. I do. :D

I wish that "would you kindly?" worked in real life.

[Mr. Person]

You took mine D: also you forgot your wish, ill edit mine when you make it

[TurdSandwitch]

I wish that "would you kindly?" worked in real life.


Granted, except it only works while preceding "Stab me with a dull, rusty knife."

I wish I could corrupt Circus of Values wishes more...

[Mr. Person]

Granted but one corruption goes wild and a big daddy eats you


I wish for a BioShock movie

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then micheal bay directs it, and its nothing but explosions. *boomz!*

I wish i was'nt so sick i cant celebrate new year.

[Mr. Person]

Granted but after new year you get swine


I wish i could get somewhere beyond the sea out of my head

[TurdSandwitch]

Granted, lobotomy performed, you are now a mindless zombie.

I wish I had some darn pizza to eat....

[Mr. Bubbles~]

Granted. It's turd pizza.

I wish I had a copy of Left 4 Dead 2, and that no one would corrupt this wish just by saying "Granted. You get it, but it doesn't work" because that's lame.

[Mr. Person]

Granted but inestead of what you said, you get a buggy game and whenever you spawn in a safe room or any mode there are random chargers tanks and witches scattered around next to you and just when your about to sneak around a jockey drags you into them all



I wish for a time machine that cant malfunction or break and i can just press a button when there is danger and the button cant malfunction

(Take that!)

[TurdSandwitch]

Granted, you now have a copy of Left 4 Dead 2, from someone who put the game on a copy machine and hit "start", your piece of paper with L4D2 on it then burns in your hand thus catching you on fire. In a desperate attempt to put it out you jump into what you thought was water, but it was gasoline.....

I wish that all my foods didn't taste like turds...

Damn.... Ninja'd

[Mr. Person]

Granted, now they taste like urine, just wanted to say that even though i didnt really need to, made other wish

[magicman4443]

I'll just go off of Mr. Person's
Granted, but time malfunctions. You end up going to before the universe existed.;)

I wish the New Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy book was so disappointing.

[Circus of Values]

Granted. It ends up being great :P

I wish I was a fish!

[TurdSandwitch]

Man... Ninja'd again!

Granted, except you get caught and fried.

I wish my life had meaning...

[Mr. Person]

Granted x2
Book gets incinerated by jack
You get caught and eaten by a fishing splicer

I wish i worked at area 51

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

Granted x2
Book gets incinerated by jack
You get caught and eaten by a fishing splicer

I wish i worked at area 51

Granted but since you don't know where Area 51 is you get fired for never showing up too work

I wish I had a new zelda game

[Mr. Person]

Granted, but a big dady accidentally steps on it


I wish i had a master cheif suit from halo and a big daddy suit
both real and working

[TurdSandwitch]

Granted, except they are mircoscopic and you don't remember where you left them.

I wish I would stop getting Ninja'd...

[Mr. Person]

Granted but now you just get ownd

I wish that my power level is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAND

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

Granted but mine is over 1,000,000,000 and I destroy you because you ninja'd me

I wish that big daddy didn't step on my new zelda game

[Mr. Person]

Granted, now the big sister takes it



I wish......for santa to give me infinante of whatever i ask

[TurdSandwitch]

Granted, but you asked for Herpes...

I wish I was on a beach in Florida...

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

Granted but an atomic bomb lands directly ontop of you

I wish that big sister would die for taking my zelda game

[TurdSandwitch]

Granted, everyone does when the A-Bomb that crushed me goes off.

I wish my life didn't revolve around Atomic bombs and turd flavored food.

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

Granted, everyone does when the A-Bomb that crushed me goes off.

I wish my life didn't revolve around Atomic bombs and turd flavored food.

Granted your life ends

I wish there were no ninjas

[Mr. Person]

Granted now there is only zuul (ghostbusters ftw)

i wish that i can haz chzburgr

[iPomegranate]

Granted, but Ceiling cat stole it.

I wish for a time Machine

[JohnnyGioli]

Granted, but Ceiling cat stole it.

I wish for a time Machine

Granted, but it will combust when you get in it.
I wish BioShock 2 would stop making me lose sleep.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, now it makes you gain sleep, and you cant watch a single trailer without slobbering on your keyboard ^^

I wish school had more sensible school times.

[Mr. Person]

Granted but everything else is at terrible timing

I wish for pie

[iPomegranate]

Granted but it takes you into silent movie video-game (PB Winterbottom reference)
I wish the demo was released tomorrow

[Mr. Person]

granted but when you download it you get a virus and your system crashes


I wish the game came out tomorrow BS2

[Seasick]

Granted, but 30 seconds after you get BS2 2K busts down your door, has you arrested, fines you 1 million dollars, and delays the release date until 2011. So now not only do you have to deal with another long wait, but angry mobs of people beating you up for delaying BS2. Oh, and 2k took all your game systems and games.


I wish I lived in Rapture before the Rapture Civil War

[iPomegranate]

Granted, but the civil war still comes.

I wish I get what I want for my birthday >.<

[50Dashes]

Granted, you get it. For some strange reason, though, you wanted AIDS for your birthday so...

I wish that I had loads of money.

[Mr. Person]

Granted, its counterfeit have fun in jail


I wish that if anybody corrupts this wish in anyway that is harmful to me, BioShock gets delayed forever


Take That

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but no one cares about Bioshock, we're all waiting for bioshock 2 *ahhh, loopholes* So have fun getting thrown off the building with a noose round your neck, while getting shot at, and then being hit over by 52 cars once you hit the ground.

I wish i were less malicious.

[FlashHawk4]

Granted, you are now a pacifist professional boxer. You're now getting paid to take punches every day. And it's minimum wage, too, as you never win a fight ever.

I wish that I had a fully functioning Tommy gun, a nice suit, a fedora, and a big dude that follows me with a baseball bat.

[Mr. Person]

granted but you accidentally cause an event that sends your great grandpa to world war two so you are never born


I wish i was that golf club that jack used and i went on to exlore rapture, beating down splicers with myself

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then you realize that the club was left in ryan's head,and you're kinda bent too *he's russian!* so beating down splicers becomes impossible.

I wish i had done my homework. Again>_<

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but then you realize that the club was left in ryan's head,and you're kinda bent too *he's russian!* so beating down splicers becomes impossible.

I wish i had done my homework. Again>_<
granted but a fire brakes out and burns them along with your hair and face. So you better go get a splicer mask and super glue it to your face cause no one wants to see that 3rd degree burned face of your :D

i wish i had some more time to play xbox.

[LittleSister1]

Granted, but you'll burn it out and earn the red ring of death before Bioshock 2 comes out!

I wish my insane cat wasn't deaf.

[Mr. Person]

granted but know hes blind and attacks anything that tries to touch him even when you sneak up on him because of blindness he has super hearing


I wish i had super powers/my pick out of every plasmid and unlimited eve

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then everything you pick is zapped at you, not from you.

I wish the teacher would stop staring at me

[Mr. Person]

granted, now instead of staring at you your teacher makes a move and hits on you repeatedly and nobody beleives you

I wish i had more......cake?no.....pie? no......i wish for cake that was TRUTH

[Lamb_meat]

granted, now instead of staring at you your teacher makes a move and hits on you repeatedly and nobody beleives you

I wish i had more......cake?no.....pie? no......i wish for cake that was TRUTH
Granted, you get TRUTH PIE! and then you realize it tastes the same.:(
i wish i she would just roll over and die. Now!

[BioShock Freak]

Granted, you get TRUTH PIE! and then you realize it tastes the same.:(
i wish i she would just roll over and die. Now!
Granted! But you respawn in a vita-chamber for which there is no logical explanation as to why or how it got there in the first place other than to corrupt your wish.

I wish that after working every single day for about a month I finally had a day off from work. :(

~Mari.

[Seasick]

Granted, But you get fired after your day off.

I wish nobody could corrupt this wish.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, i dont do it. But now everyone's bored.

I wish the dog's in Alaska were bigger. WAY BIGGER

[AK Downfall]

Granted, i dont do it. But now everyone's bored.

I wish the dog's in Alaska were bigger. WAY BIGGER
granted but you wish you didnt. Trust the alaskin

i wish i wasnt sick right now.

[Mr. Person]

Granted, but its th black plague and you die

I wish i could fly and work at area 51

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then you get attacked by aliens, or evil russians. *shakes fist*


I wish for a perfect body. And soul. And not mental-ishness.


P.s LOL.. trust the Alaskan, and the guy who got bitten by a dawg you mean.

[Jonahzilla]

granted you become more beautiful than you have a right to be in body and soul therefore god smites you for trying to outdo him ;P

i wish for a really good Bioshock movie I MEAN REALLY GOOD!

[Lamb_meat]

Granted. its really really good. But its PG80 rated. Only 80 year olds, accompanied by their parents, are allowed to watch.

I wish i could defy God himself.

[Chronic Alchemy]

I wish I could be playing BioShock 2 right now and my Xbox 360 was completely fixed...

[Jonahzilla]

granted you can defy god but unluckily god was thinking about apoligizing about the whole smiting thing and granted you eternal life but unfortunately you defy him thus causing you to age incredibly fast then die.


Granted you can play BS2 on your "good as new" xbox 360 unfortunately your TV breaks...

I wish that Rapture was real :eek:

[Mr. Person]

granted, but spilcers come and kill you

i wish i could read what your avi says

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then the truth is written there. A terrible terrible truth that must not be known. You get killed by prowling forum ninjas. :D

I wish i had more pay

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

Granted, but then the truth is written there. A terrible terrible truth that must not be known. You get killed by prowling forum ninjas. :D

I wish i had more pay

Granted, you get more pay, unfortunately for you that doesn't stop the guy stealing everything you own.

i wish i had this Wii: http://www.geekologie.com/2007/03/wii-zelda-mod-2.jpg

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, you get more pay, unfortunately for you that doesn't stop the guy stealing everything you own.

i wish i had this Wii: http://www.geekologie.com/2007/03/wii-zelda-mod-2.jpg

Granted, but then you dont own a tv.

I wish i did'nt need to sleep

[Dr. Locke]

Granted. But even though you don't need to sleep you do it anyway -- more than normal in fact.

I wish I had a treadmill.


***

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but its t3h evil treadmill of DOOM!!! YOu cant get off *sad face*
I wish my grammer are the better.

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

Granted, but its t3h evil treadmill of DOOM!!! YOu cant get off *sad face*
I wish my grammer are the better.

Granted your grammer is better, but no yu don't speel gud.

I wish I had the worlds biggest tv :D

[Henry Tomasino]

i wish i had unlimited amount of cash. everything got its price.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted your grammer is better, but no yu don't speel gud.

I wish I had the worlds biggest tv :D


i wish i had unlimited amount of cash. everything got its price.

Granted, but then its an exploding tv.

Granted, but then you realize cash has no intrinsic value of itself once the economy crashes.

I wish i had woken up earlier.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but then its an exploding tv.

Granted, but then you realize cash has no intrinsic value of itself once the economy crashes.

I wish i had woken up earlier.
granted. You woke up eariler...to a guy with a .357 magnum at gunpoint. :D

i wish this thread will never end.

[Dr. Locke]

What thread? Are you talking about the thread that we are communicating on or are you talking about a piece of thread in your hand? Hmmmm.... Its probably the thread in your hand. So congratulations, you now have a never ending piece of string in your possession. Whooppee! You should see it on eBay!:p

I wish BioShock 2 were released tomorrow and that I received the very first pre-order copy!

***

[Mr. Person]

granted, but the hitmen i would hire on such an occasion take it from you and smack you

i wish that i had hitmen

[Dr. Locke]

Granted.... BUT!! Since you granted and sorely corrupted my wish before you actually had any hit men (Because you wished for them AFTER you corrupted my wish), a tear in the universe occurs and we all are sucked into a vortex that leads to the ultimate hell! -- NOTHING!

I wish for a world where uncertainty does not exist.

***

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but after you are certain about your impending doom *hint*(Chainsaws, oil, and lots of pie) You can no longer function as a human.

I wish i had lots of pie.

[PureNukage]

You get your pie but right as your about to eat it a clown slams them into your face.

I wish I had a girlfriend. Oh man, this is gonna be BAD

[Dr. Locke]

Granted! She has a lovely slender body, smooth face, and long, curly bright brown hair. But... She has a huge bushy uni-brow, her belly button smells, and she has a very deep, manly voice. Oh, she is also one of those women who actually likes other women, and she is just dating you so she can get her hands on your credit card and PIN number. Ooooooooohhh...

I wish I had six-pack abs! (Who doesn't?)


***

[PureNukage]

Granted! She has a lovely slender body, smooth face, and long, curly bright brown hair. But... She has a huge bushy uni-brow, her belly button smells, and she has a very deep, manly voice. Oh, she is also one of those women who actually likes other women, and she is just dating you so she can get her hands on your credit card and PIN number. Ooooooooohhh...

I wish I had six-pack abs! (Who doesn't?)


***

I'm gonna get you back for that one! You take off your shirt to realize something terrible. Instead of a chest of human flesh your chest is made out of six-pack beers called "Abs Brewed Beer". ( sounds plausible )

I want a flying hovercraft that will never run out of energy, is made out of alien steel that never gets burned, snapped, crushed, rusted etc. Whoop that. Or should I say curse that

[Lamb_meat]

I'm gonna get you back for that one! You take off your shirt to realize something terrible. Instead of a chest of human flesh your chest is made out of six-pack beers called "Abs Brewed Beer". ( sounds plausible )

I want a flying hovercraft that will never run out of energy, is made out of alien steel that never gets burned, snapped, crushed, rusted etc. Whoop that. Or should I say curse that

Granted, but then it cant come down. Good luck jumping off mate.;)

I wish i could be the ultimate forum ninja.

[Mr. Person]

granted, but the life of a ninja is ofte short, you get assassinated by a nnja hired by someone on the forum....


I wish i had incinerate, hypnotize, cryo shards, electrobolt, security commander thingymajig (the blue ball one) and telekinisis with unlimited eve

[Lamb_meat]

granted, but the life of a ninja is ofte short, you get assassinated by a nnja hired by someone on the forum....


I wish i had incinerate, hypnotize, cryo shards, electrobolt, security commander thingymajig (the blue ball one) and telekinisis with unlimited eve

Granted, but then your left hand explodes.

[AK Downfall]

i wish this thread come back to life.....And my word is final :D

[RaptureWillBeReborn]

i wish this thread come back to life.....And my word is final :D

Granted, but it will be closed by a mod. XD

I wish for a giant pet monkey named Bob who loves me and will never betray me or kill me. :D.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but it will be closed by a mod. XD

I wish for a giant pet monkey named Bob who loves me and will never betray me or kill me. :D.
Grankted but a metor kills you and bob...

:P

haha i wish for PC gamers to get Minervas Den...lets see if you want to corupt this wish Rapture :D

[RaptureWillBeReborn]

Grankted but a metor kills you and bob...

:P

haha i wish for PC gamers to get Minervas Den...lets see if you want to corupt this wish Rapture :D

I lol'd.

Granted, but it's so buggy that your CPU explodes the moment you play it.

*cries* Nooooooooo! My CPU! XD

I wish I had a pet Headcrab, but she can't turn me or any other human being into a zombie. :cool:

[AK Downfall]

I lol'd.

Granted, but it's so buggy that your CPU explodes the moment you play it.

*cries* Nooooooooo! My CPU! XD

I wish I had a pet Headcrab, but she can't turn me or any other human being into a zombie. :cool:
Granted....you pet turns a dog into a zombie which then kills you... Shame.

I wish my DLC for th PC didnt come out :D
I can do this all day... :D

[RaptureWillBeReborn]

Granted....you pet turns a dog into a zombie which then kills you... Shame.

I wish my DLC for th PC didnt come out :D
I can do this all day... :D

Granted, but it makes your head explodes (I couldn't think of anything, lol).

I wish to be loved by every single hot girl my age on earth, and be the world's richest man. :cool:

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but it makes your head explodes (I couldn't think of anything, lol).

I wish to be loved by every single hot girl my age on earth, and be the world's richest man. :cool:
...way to easy.

Granted but you get a STD and you lose all you money from the woman you got into bed with for giving them your STD...
Massive lawsues :P

I wish...for Athean N Hell to come back..

[TalkingTurkey]

Granted, but it makes your head explodes (I couldn't think of anything, lol).

I wish to be loved by every single hot girl my age on earth, and be the world's richest man. :cool:

Granted, but your big-head deflates...

I wish for three non-corruptable wishes...

[RaptureWillBeReborn]

...way to easy.

Granted but you get a STD and you lose all you money from the woman you got into bed with for giving them your STD...
Massive lawsues :P

I wish...for Athean N Hell to come back..

OO! I did NOT see that coming! :p

Althea N Hell, you mean. ;)

Granted, but she puts you on her ignore list and then flames you because you secretly have a crush on her but she hates you. :p

I wish for the same thing as my previous one, BUT! I am immune to all STD's and I can NEVER run out of money, because, as it turns out, I am Nicholas d'Anconia, son of Fransisco d'Anconia! :eek: (if you read Atlas Shrugged, you'd know who he is).

[Ryan's number 1 fan]

Granted, but your big-head deflates...

I wish for three non-corruptable wishes...

You can have them, but only use them while in horrible pain

I wish I could fllllllllllllly

[RaptureWillBeReborn]

You can have them, but only use them while in horrible pain

I wish I could fllllllllllllly

Granted, but a bird poops on your face and you crash into the ocean.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but your big-head deflates...

I wish for three non-corruptable wishes...
Granted but you die before those non coruptable wishes come true... HA!!! :D

[Ryan's number 1 fan]

Granted but you die before those non coruptable wishes come true... HA!!! :D

Rofl XD

I wiiiiiiiiish........

I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ish....

I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiish I had Fallout New Vegas already -_-

[RaptureWillBeReborn]

Rofl XD

I wiiiiiiiiish........

I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ish....

I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiish I had Fallout New Vegas already -_-

Granted, but the cyber police catch you because it's pirated. :p

Nobody has corrupted my wish yet.

[AK Downfall]

Rofl XD

I wiiiiiiiiish........

I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ish....

I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiish I had Fallout New Vegas already -_-
granted but yor xbxo broek before you can play. So you go get it for Ps3 but then a nuke falls on your house killing you and the game...blame MW2 for the nuke.

[Ryan's number 1 fan]

granted but yor xbxo broek before you can play. So you go get it for Ps3 but then a nuke falls on your house killing you and the game...blame MW2 for the nuke.

*Twitch*

MW2...............

BHSKWHSK2GX!!!!!!!!:mad:

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

OO! I did NOT see that coming! :p

Althea N Hell, you mean. ;)

Granted, but she puts you on her ignore list and then flames you because you secretly have a crush on her but she hates you. :p

I wish for the same thing as my previous one, BUT! I am immune to all STD's and I can NEVER run out of money, because, as it turns out, I am Nicholas d'Anconia, son of Fransisco d'Anconia! :eek: (if you read Atlas Shrugged, you'd know who he is).

Granted but a sniper pops your head off.

[themaster]

I wish for the forums to implode.

[RaptureWillBeReborn]

Granted but a sniper pops your head off.
☺☺☺☺! XD

I wish for the forums to implode.

Granted, but you also implode.

I wish for a talking burrito.

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

^Granted but the burrito only sings Justin Beiber songs.

I wish I had an English version of Pokemon White.

[RaptureWillBeReborn]

^Granted but the burrito only sings Justin Beiber songs.

I wish I had an English version of Pokemon White.

I can eat him, duh. :rolleyes:

Granted, but you can only understand German.

I wish for a best friend who is 100% retarded.

[themaster]

^Granted but the burrito only sings Justin Beiber songs.

I wish I had an English version of Pokemon White.

Granted, but it's an Olde English version!

I wish I had some Cajun food right now...... :rolleyes:

@Nick:
Granted, boyo! You got one!

[AK Downfall]

OFF TOPIC: But has anyone notice that this thread even though is suppose to be a Forum Game thread is actually an Off topic discussion thread. reason why because the thread was made before the introduction of the forum games....haha

Someone better call over a mod...SOMEONE GET CODEX TO THE PARTY :D

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

Granted, but it's an Olde English version!


I could understand that better then the Japanese version I've been playing. >.>


I can eat him, duh. :rolleyes:

Granted, but you can only understand German.

I wish for a best friend who is 100% retarded.

Granted, but he is the best look guy in the world so girls pay attention to him and forget you.

[themaster]

I could understand that better then the Japanese version I've been playing. >.>



Granted, but he is the best look guy in the world so girls pay attention to him and forget you.

Why thank you, Ichoose! :D

I wish I could sleep better.

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

Why thank you, Ichoose! :D

I wish I could sleep better.

Granted, instead you have trouble staying awake.

I wish I could read Japanese.

[Seasick]

Granted, but now you can't read English.


I wish I never had to go to school ever again, and I'd still get a great job that pays alot.

[Invader]

A win thread on any forum.

Granted, but you are suicidally depressed for some reason and shoot yourself.

I wish I had a shot of Electro-Bolt.

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

A win thread on any forum.

Granted, but you are suicidally depressed for some reason and shoot yourself.

I wish I had a shot of Electro-Bolt.

Granted, the shot of Electro-Bolt hits you in face killing you instantly. Yeah, see how I turned what you really meant into something completely different. :cool:

I wish DNF was released already.

[Sinclair Saucer]

Granted, the shot of Electro-Bolt hits you in face killing you instantly. Yeah, see how I turned what you really meant into something completely different. :cool:

I wish DNF was released already.

Granted, but the system you want to play it on breaks and noone will let you borrow theirs.

I wish to eat some chocolate :p

[Grathius22]

Granted, but the system you want to play it on breaks and noone will let you borrow theirs.

I wish to eat some chocolate :p

Granted, but it turns out to be poo in the end.

I wish to be a doctor.

[RaptureWillBeReborn]

Granted, but it turns out to be poo in the end.

I wish to be a doctor.

Granted, but the hospital you work in has been overrun by communist zombies.

I wish I could rebuild Rapture, but I'll make sure ONLY to invite the best and the brightest, nobody else.

[Ryan's number 1 fan]

Granted, but the hospital you work in has been overrun by communist zombies.

I wish I could rebuild Rapture, but I'll make sure ONLY to invite the best and the brightest, nobody else.

Granted, but now there's no one to clean the sh*tter!

[Grathius22]

Granted, but now there's no one to clean the sh*tter!

That's how the civil war starts...

[Ryan's number 1 fan]

That's how the civil war starts...

Lol XD

I wish for a bajillion dollars and infinite girlfriends XD

Oh wait that's what halo gives you XDXD

[Simas1330]

Lol XD

I wish for a bajillion dollars and infinite girlfriends XD

Oh wait that's what halo gives you XDXD

You get them, but the money is made of paper and you are castrated.

I wish for cola6969 to have a glitch where he can only use the pistol and the incinerate...

[Sinclair Saucer]

You get them, but the money is made of paper and you are castrated.

I wish to cola6969 to have a glitch where he can only use the pistol and the incinerate...

Granted, but it only happens once when you are offline :D

[Ryan's number 1 fan]

Granted, but it only happens once when you are offline :D

Oooo Saucer that was evil XD

[Ryans Rapture]

I wish....... for a soft/warm/good sized/new/great tasting/non corruptible cookie.... right now.


P.S. And yes I agree to the last post, that was quite evil!

[RaptureWillBeReborn]

I wish....... for a soft/warm/good sized/new/great tasting/non corruptible cookie.... right now.


P.S. And yes I agree to the last post, that was quite evil!

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish to be able to make a tripod like in War of the Worlds, and pilot it.

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish to be able to make a tripod like in War of the Worlds, and pilot it.

Granted, but your a horrible pilot and promptly crash it into Area 51 where you are kept for the rest of your life as they perform numerous studies on you thinking that you are an alien.

[Invader]

I wish for an M88 sniper rifle.