Corrupt-A-Wish!

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but it makes me sad cause you don't want to move out with me :(

I wish I had a motorcycle.
granted but it broke.

i wish got a goo scholorship cant doesnt suck.

[Arcadia]

granted but it broke.

i wish got a goo scholorship cant doesnt suck.

Granted - it's a very gooey scholarship, unfortunately, no schools will accept it.

(Double negatives are fun)

I wish I had some new music...

[Codex]

Granted - it's a very gooey scholarship, unfortunately, no schools will accept it.

(Double negatives are fun)

I wish I had some new music...

Granted, you get some new music, but its terrible because all the bands you like sold out for that album.

I wish I had the last Flogging Molly album that I don't have >:{

[AK Downfall]

Granted - it's a very gooey scholarship, unfortunately, no schools will accept it.

(Double negatives are fun)

I wish I had some new music...
curse you...

granted but its all suckish songs that can never be deleted off any device you put it on. MUAHAHAHAH\\

i wish i wasnt immortal

[Arcadia]

Granted, you get some new music, but its terrible because all the bands you like sold out for that album.

I wish I had the last Flogging Molly album that I don't have >:{

Granted, but you have to trade your car for it since it's apparently the rarest cd on the planet D:


curse you...

granted but its all suckish songs that can never be deleted off any device you put it on. MUAHAHAHAH\\

i wish i wasnt immortal

(Fine by me, I just listen to cd's... I haven't used my iPod in years <.<0)

Granted, you're dead.

I wish I could actually find a product that got that weird film off my windshield...

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but you have to trade your car for it since it's apparently the rarest cd on the planet D:



(Fine by me, I just listen to cd's... I haven't used my iPod in years <.<0)

Granted, you're dead.

I wish I could actually find a product that got that weird film off my windshield...
man you found a loop hole..

granted its called WATER
i wish for nothing.

[Codex]

Ninja'd >.>

[Arcadia]

man you found a loop hole..

granted its called WATER
i wish for nothing.

Dur hur dur... wah-tur? What be wah-tur? 0>.>

Granted, you have nothing... no life, no friends, no band, no money... shall I continue? :) 'Cause I saw the post before you edited it... and I can go into the dirty jokes too if you'd like.

I wish I could finish saving the money for my schooling.

[AK Downfall]

Dur hur dur... wah-tur? What be wah-tur? 0>.>

Granted, you have nothing... no life, no friends, no band, no money... shall I continue? :) 'Cause I saw the post before you edited it... and I can go into the dirty jokes too if you'd like.

I wish I could finish saving the money for my schooling.
no i rather not. haha

granted but someone just stole it from you.
THANKS FOR THE MONEY!!!

i wish for ..... you guess

[Codex]

no i rather not. haha

granted but someone just stole it from you.
THANKS FOR THE MONEY!!!

i wish for ..... you guess

Granted, you never, ever receive a copy of Bioshock 2.

I wish I could dance.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, you never, ever receive a copy of Bioshock 2.

I wish I could dance.
well guess what i dont want bioshock. I WANT BIOSHOCK 2. haha loop hole..

granted but you soon get paralized cause a car ran you over.
p.s. sorry about that haha jk jk

i wish for a so long. night everyone

[Arcadia]

Granted, you never, ever receive a copy of Bioshock 2.

I wish I could dance.

Granted, you dance amazingly well... so well in fact that it becomes your only mode of movement. People everywhere stop and point. You are admitted to an insane asylum and pumped full of drugs for the rest of your life. Poor Codex :(

I wish... I could repaint my living room, 'cause the colour in here is ugly beyond belief.

*Is too slow* (I would like to point out that her post does, in fact, say Bioshock 2)

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, you dance amazingly well... so well in fact that it becomes your only mode of movement. People everywhere stop and point. You are admitted to an insane asylum and pumped full of drugs for the rest of your life. Poor Codex :(

I wish... I could repaint my living room, 'cause the colour in here is ugly beyond belief.

*Is too slow* (I would like to point out that her post does, in fact, say Bioshock 2)


Granted, you dp repaint your living room, but its with acidic stuff, so now you're homeless/

I wish that esther would stop bugging me

[AK Downfall]

actually codex just edited the post so it now said bioshock 2.


granted he or she does but now you miss she or he

[Hellogoodbye123]

since you wished for nothing, you will not grant nothing..

i wish i had 1 dollar.. i dont think you can corrupt that one

[ShepherdGrey]

since you wished for nothing, you will not grant nothing..

i wish i had 1 dollar.. i dont think you can corrupt that one

granted, you have 1 dollar. but it is on fire.

i wish i had wings.

[Epstein_The_Swami]

granted, you have 1 dollar. but it is on fire.

i wish i had wings.

Granted, Judgeofwings is now at your home.

I wish I had non-wavy hair. Ugh.

[ShepherdGrey]

Granted, Judgeofwings is now at your home.

I wish I had non-wavy hair. Ugh.

Granted! you have a permanent mullet.

i wish i had better hearing.

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted, but you lose all of your other 4 senses.

I wish SitS would update already.

[ShepherdGrey]

Granted, but you lose all of your other 4 senses.

I wish SitS would update already.

granted, but you fall asleep just before it does.

i wish i didn't have to go through the jewlery box puzzle and the 4x4 just to get back to the 5x5...

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but the entire site crashes because of this... Somehow.

I wish that things in life weren't always so complicated.

[ShepherdGrey]

Granted, but the entire site crashes because of this... Somehow.

I wish that things in life weren't always so complicated.

granted, but because the human body is a complicated thing in life, you end all mankind. way to go.

i wish that i didn't have so many health problems (without dying)

[Skoar]

i wish that i didn't have so many health problems (without dying)

Granted: Your health is perfect, but your mind is gone.

I wish my internet connection was faster so I could play this game better.

[BioBubbles]

Granted but ur conection is so fast u cnt keep up and u lose...oh dear lol

I wish my face wasnt numb....

[iPomegranate]

Granted but ur conection is so fast u cnt keep up and u lose...oh dear lol

I wish my face wasnt numb....
Granted, but your skin and muscles become so loose that it falls off your face.

I wish that I could spend a day at 2k Marin and meet some people who worked on Bioshock 2.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then you tick them off so much, they actually ban you from buying the game.

I wish i could get more than an hour of sleep.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, you pull a Rip Van Winkle and sleep for 100 years.

I wish that I could go back in time.

[IllusionOfLife]

Granted, you pull a Rip Van Winkle and sleep for 100 years.

I wish that I could go back in time.

Granted, but you go back in time and your DeLorean breaks and Doc Brown is nowhere to be found. So you're stuck in the past with no way to get Back to the Future.

I wish somewhere would hire me. :(

[Dr. Locke]

Granted. The city hires you as the Village Idiot.

I wish I had a speck of dust.


***

[AK Downfall]

Granted. The city hires you as the Village Idiot.

I wish I had a speck of dust.


***
granted. you get your spec of dust but guess what. ITS FALLOUT!!
BAMM now you have radiation poisoning.

i wish for world peace.

p.s. if you truely want to corrupt my wish people will hate you for letting war kill the earth in the future.

[iPomegranate]

Granted, but the world becomes so peacefull (sorry if I didn't spell it right, I'm tired) that they would stop making Fps' such as Bioshock 2.

[Skoar]

Granted, but the world becomes so peacefull (sorry if I didn't spell it right, I'm tired) that they would stop making Fps' such as Bioshock 2.

Hmm, no wish--I'll have to improvise...AHA!

All the Devs stop making games like BioShock 2, but for some reason, the gamers blame YOU for it!

iI wish I could swing a wrench in real life like Jack does in BioShock!

[Mr. Bubbles~]

Granted, but you end up swinging the wrench so many times that it just becomes a habit for you, and you can never stop swinging it.


I wish that my friend would stop watching Twilight in the other room. AUGH! :mad:

[iPomegranate]

Granted, but you end up swinging the wrench so many times that it just becomes a habit for you, and you can never stop swinging it.


I wish that my friend would stop watching Twilight in the other room. AUGH! :mad:
Granted, but you go in the same room to tell your friend to stop and you instantly become a twilight fan *ick*

I wish that I could get outa my house (I have cabin fever)

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, cause now you dont have one.

I wish that i had new clothes.

[Mr. Bubbles~]

Granted. You get a pair of ugly, spider infested old socks.


I wish I had a better french teacher.

[iPomegranate]

Granted. You get a pair of ugly, spider infested old socks.


I wish I had a better french teacher.
Bien oui!

Mais ton nouveaux proffeseur est tres difficile de comprendre

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday :P

[AK Downfall]

Bien oui!

Mais ton nouveaux proffeseur est tres difficile de comprendre

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday :P
granted torrow is December 21, 2012. Thanks alot...

I wish for a penny

[BioBubbles]

Granted but it is the only currency you wil have forever! just that one penny...

I wish i didnt have to go into college tmro

[AK Downfall]

Granted but it is the only currency you wil have forever! just that one penny...

I wish i didnt have to go into college tmro
granted you dont and will never go to college. Have fun flipping patties.

i wish for a better wish.

[Skoar]

granted you dont and will never go to college. Have fun flipping patties.

i wish for a better wish.

Granted: But you forget what it was, so you never know if it came true.

I wish I had new shoes.

[AK Downfall]

Granted: But you forget what it was, so you never know if it came true.

I wish I had new shoes.
granted have fun with your hobo shoes.


i wish for some pillow that was shop bought

[Lamb_meat]

granted, its a porcelain one, and you die in the next pillow fight.

I wish i knew how to do principles of accounting.

[AK Downfall]

granted, its a porcelain one, and you die in the next pillow fight.

I wish i knew how to do principles of accounting.
granted and you get a major job cause of it but you soon make a big mistake and get fired for it cause you cost the company millions of dollars

good job.... ruin peoples lives

i wish for no commercials on tv

[Dr. Locke]

(DANG-IT AK Downfall!! You beat me!!! *Throws bed across room*)

Oh well, I can ruin your wish just as well!!

Granted! There are no more commercials on TV. The government now transmits commercials into your head as you sleep, so all night you hear Billy Mays and other obnoxious people screaming in your head! RIP Billy Mays!

***

[AK Downfall]

Okay, granted. You now know how to do complete and thorough intercourse with the principles (I assume you meant the bosses) of the accounting industry.:) I just work with what you give me.

I wish that Lamb_Meat knew that I granted his previous wish in a very dirty manner.


***
granted but i beat you to the punch.

i wish you notice that before you posted

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, Locke gets the rest of his jabbawockeez crew and smashes your computer, rendering you unable to post.

I wish people knew where singapore is.

[Cohen's prodigy]

Granted, Locke gets the rest of his jabbawockeez crew and smashes your computer, rendering you unable to post.

I wish people knew where singapore is.

Granted people know where it is and how they never want to go there

I wish for 1,000 wishes

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but all 1000 have to do with getting aids.

I wish i understood business law as well.

[Skoar]

I wish i understood business law as well.

Granted: But your knowledge of the law only leads you to break it, and you get caught.

I wish I knew more math.

[AK Downfall]

Granted: But your knowledge of the law only leads you to break it, and you get caught.

I wish I knew more math.
granted but you fail at math classes.

i wish for a non slow computer that people can't wish broken or destroyed.

[IllusionOfLife]

granted but you fail at math classes.

i wish for a non slow computer that people can't wish broken or destroyed.

Granted, your computer is now so fast that it grows impatient waiting for your human input so it packs up and leaves you.

I wish people could learn to post spoilers in the threads that they're supposed to go in! :mad:

[AK Downfall]

Granted, your computer is now so fast that it grows impatient waiting for your human input so it packs up and leaves you.

I wish people could learn to post spoilers in the threads that they're supposed to go in! :mad:
dude i know and i saw how mad you were in that STRANGE... thread. Sorry that it just spoilded the story for you... Granted for now on all members who forget to put the SPOILERS tag are banned forever...

I wish for it to be Feburary..

P.s. i didnt really corrupt your wish cause you are mad and all

[IllusionOfLife]

dude i know and i saw how mad you were in that STRANGE... thread. Sorry that it just spoilded the story for you... Granted for now on all members who forget to put the SPOILERS tag are banned forever...

I wish for it to be Feburary..

P.s. i didnt really corrupt your wish cause you are mad and all

I'm not really that mad, well I was at the time, but whatever. Being mad isn't going to fix it, so what's the point? And I by no means want people to be banned, I just want them to learn the magic of spoiler tags.

Granted, it's now February 31st, and you're trapped in an alternate reality populated by fish people and the worst part? There are no videogames in that reality!

I wish Codex would hurry up with that brain bleach already ;)

[Dax01]

I wish Codex would hurry up with that brain bleach already ;)

Granted, but you don't get any.

I wish there were a lot more girls into nerdy stuff. Like videogames and sci-fi.:D

[Codex]

I wish there were a lot more girls into nerdy stuff. Like videogames and sci-fi.:D

Granted, but they are just as clique-y and annoying about it as they are about who has the best pair of jeans.

I wish that I knew the Canadian airdate for the Doctor Who special "The Waters of Mars."

[Dax01]

I wish that I knew the Canadian airdate for the Doctor Who special "The Waters of Mars."

Granted, but when it airs, you have to go to the emergency room.

I wish Ms. Codex and I could meet in person!:p

[Codex]

I wish Ms. Codex and I could meet in person!:p

Granted, but in my spare time I am an axe murderer and you will never be heard from again. We Canadian's are pretty notorious for making people "disappear." ;)

I wish... I wish for... erm... er... breakfast.

[egie9]

you get diner instead :)
i wish i could finally play GTA IV

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then you start acting it out in public, and end up being squished by a golden helicopter.

I wish i could understand macroeconomics.
(always school stuff!!!)rawr.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but then you start acting it out in public, and end up being squished by a golden helicopter.

I wish i could understand macroeconomics.
(always school stuff!!!)rawr.
granted but you forget everything else about school.

I wish weren't any sterotypes in the world.
Its so demining to me since people call me emo when im not but i listen to punk and is more punk then emo. Even the sterotype of punk is demining cause i am punk but dont look like the dumb sterotype of punk.

[IllusionOfLife]

I wish weren't any sterotypes in the world.
Its so demining to me since people call me emo when im not but i listen to punk and is more punk then emo. Even the sterotype of punk is demining cause i am punk but dont look like the dumb sterotype of punk.

Granted, but without sterotypes our society collapses. Little children run up to people with long trenchcoats and dark sunglasses standing suspiciously in a corner. We treat the little old ladies and the men with large knives in their bags just the same in airport security (They're clearly going on a hunting trip in Washington, D.C.). And we have no problem leaving a brand new mustang with a laptop and a purse in it, unlocked, in the middle of East St. Louis.

I wish that I didn't have so much homework.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but without sterotypes our society collapses. Little children run up to people with long trenchcoats and dark sunglasses standing suspiciously in a corner. We treat the little old ladies and the men with large knives in their bags just the same in airport security (They're clearly going on a hunting trip in Washington, D.C.). And we have no problem leaving a brand new mustang with a laptop and a purse in it, unlocked, in the middle of East St. Louis.

I wish that I didn't have so much homework.
granted you dont cause you forgot to get it in your locker.
REVENGE!! AND HOW WOULD SOCIETY FALL? and isnt that a good thing to me since im punk?

i wish for some spare time to do something.

[Cohen's prodigy]

granted you dont cause you forgot to get it in your locker.
REVENGE!! AND HOW WOULD SOCIETY FALL? and isnt that a good thing to me since im punk?

i wish for some spare time to do something.

Granted but but the reason is because you have lost all your friends

[AK Downfall]

Granted but but the reason is because you have lost all your friends
i wish Cohen's Prodigy had a wish for me to corrupt so i can have some revenge..

[Cohen's prodigy]

i wish Cohen's Prodigy had a wish for me to corrupt so i can have some revenge..

damn sorry, I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish

[AK Downfall]

damn sorry, I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish
granted but you forgot cause you just confirmed you did.

i wish for a better apoligy...

[Lamb_meat]

Wish granted, whatever an apoligy is....

I wish i knew how to work with excel.

[AK Downfall]

granted but i dumped brain bleach on you so you dont remember what excel is. LOSER!! haha (inside joke ask Codex what is brain bleach)

i wish for new new xbox mic.

[Cohen's prodigy]

granted but i dumped brain bleach on you so you dont remember what excel is. LOSER!! haha (inside joke ask Codex what is brain bleach)

i wish for new new xbox mic.

granted but you go deaf and lose your voice box so it's useless

I wish for control of Rapture

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then you die a laughable death by golf club

I wish i knew what brain bleach was

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but then you die a laughable death by golf club

I wish i knew what brain bleach was
granted cause i told you where to find out what it is. DUHHH hah

and are you implying that im going to end up like ANDREW RYAN??? Both of us maybe punk but im not going to die like that.

I wish for the unknown.

[Cohen's prodigy]

granted cause i told you where to find out what it is. DUHHH hah

and are you implying that im going to end up like ANDREW RYAN??? Both of us maybe punk but im not going to die like that.

I wish for the unknown.

Granted but it was an easy wish as to barely anybody knows who you are already

I wish it was saturday right now

[AK Downfall]

Granted but it was an easy wish as to barely anybody knows who you are already

I wish it was saturday right now
granted but that saturday is the day you die. SO Sad... Can i come to your funeral?!

I wish cant go to your funeral.

[Cohen's prodigy]

granted but that saturday is the day you die. SO Sad... Can i come to your funeral?!

I wish cant go to your funeral.

Granted because the day of my funeral is the day you die
I wish AK didn't take this so seriously

[AK Downfall]

Granted because the day of my funeral is the day you die
I wish AK didn't take this so seriously
granted but im not haha im trying to make my corruptions funny. I should start re-using the faces cause people are getting mis messages from me.

I wish for a redo on the granted wishs i gave Cohen.

[Cohen's prodigy]

granted but im not haha im trying to make my corruptions funny. I should start re-using the faces cause people are getting mis messages from me.

I wish for a redo on the granted wishs i gave Cohen.

Granted I knew you were kidding but your redo's are even worse and everyone hates you lol:D

I wish my jokes made people laugh so hard they passed out

[AK Downfall]

Granted I knew you were kidding but your redo's are even worse and everyone hates you lol:D

I wish my jokes made people laugh so hard they passed out
granted but everyone gets really mad at you for it and punch you until you pass out. :) REVENGE haha funny

i wish for my grant of your wish to come true :)

[Cohen's prodigy]

granted but everyone gets really mad at you for it and punch you until you pass out. :) REVENGE haha funny

i wish for my grant of your wish to come true :)

good one, Granted i get beat up after making people pass out from my hilarious jokes:D but they realize it was you who granted my wish and then they beat you untill you pass out then wake you up and knock you out again:p double revenge

I wish those last wishes not to be granted

[AK Downfall]

good one, Granted i get beat up after making people pass out from my hilarious jokes:D but they realize it was you who granted my wish and then they beat you untill you pass out then wake you up and knock you out again:p double revenge

I wish those last wishes not to be granted
granted but since no one took brain bleach everyone remembers the posts so they beat you up for them :) HAHA TRIPLE REVENGE!!

i wish for some brain bleach to forget this all even though its so much fun

[Cohen's prodigy]

granted but since no one took brain bleach everyone remembers the posts so they beat you up for them :) HAHA TRIPLE REVENGE!!

i wish for some brain bleach to forget this all even though its so much fun

Granted but you take to much and become a vegetable and can't form cognitive thought ever again:eek: QUADRUPLE REVENGE!!!!!!!!

I wish that I knew everything

[AK Downfall]

Granted but you take to much and become a vegetable and can't form cognitive thought ever again:eek: QUADRUPLE REVENGE!!!!!!!!

I wish that I knew everything
granted but your brain cant handle all the knowledge explodes and end up just like britney spears in the South Park episode. After a day of living with no head you decide to kill yourself the most cruel way possible. BY HYDRO CHLORIC ACID!!! OUCH!!! :) 5 TIMES THE REVENGE AKA REVENGE SPEE HAHA

I wish for a skateboard. (trick question. if you dont know me you will corrupt it wrong HAHA C.P.!)

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but you jump on it all eager and ready to grind some rails, slip off, and break all your teeth out.
Ouch.

I wish that daylight saving time didn't happen so soon.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but you jump on it all eager and ready to grind some rails, slip off, and break all your teeth out.
Ouch.

I wish that daylight saving time didn't happen so soon.
granted so the world forgot daylight savings and didnt we get an hour. Meaning an extra hour of sleep.

I wish Cohen Prodigy answered my wish:(

P.S. your corrupt is wrong. I dont like skating so that corrupt wouldnt ever happen haha.

P.S.S Hey BIoshocking123 YOU'RE BACK ON THE FORUM!!!!

[Lamb_meat]

granted, he does, and your life probably sucks because of it.

I wish the internet would stop lagging.

[BioShock Freak]

granted, he does, and your life probably sucks because of it.

I wish the internet would stop lagging.
Granted! But all of the sudden, the world wide web crashes.

I wish I could have weekends off. :(

~Mari.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, in fact, you now have off everyday, cause you've been outsourced.

I wish facebook did'nt change the news feed.

[Dax01]

Granted, in fact, you now have off everyday, cause you've been outsourced.

I wish facebook did'nt change the news feed.

Granted... but then the whole site goes down! Technical difficulties.

I wish gathering wasn't the only thing to do in order to be a good girl. :(

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, now you can now do community services in rapture, which sucks anyway

I wish there were more girls in dance class(LOL)

[Dr. Locke]

Granted. But they are very brogue. They have deep manly voices, hairy bodies, masculine facial features, wear too much makeup, and have black moles on their bony cheeks.

I wish that my industrial strength iPod Touch screen protectors would arrive so I can use it!


***

[BioBubbles]

Granted but the layer of protective plastic is so thick that your ipod touch does not not respond to any touch :o

i wish i had all my assignments done to distinction standard

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then you forget to write your name, thanks for letting johnny get honours.


I wish Bioshock 2 had'nt been delayed!

[Cohen's prodigy]

Granted, but then you forget to write your name, thanks for letting johnny get honours.


I wish Bioshock 2 had'nt been delayed!

Granted but it is horrible and hated by everybody and 2K is forced to go out of buisness

I wish I knew if or when a bioshock 2 demo is coming out

[AK Downfall]

Granted but it is horrible and hated by everybody and 2K is forced to go out of buisness

I wish I knew if or when a bioshock 2 demo is coming out
granted but everyone gets it but you.

I wish for a non lagging connection

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then your router gets hacked, due to the crazy amounts of stuff you;ve been torrenting.

I wish i could never be ninjaed

[Hellogoodbye123]

Granted, but then your router gets hacked, due to the crazy amounts of stuff you;ve been torrenting.

I wish i could never be ninjaed

granted, instead you were spyed

i wish i knew what trigonometry was:(

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, i explain it here and you promtly die from over information.(sinx+cosx=2sinxcosx+sinx(2) +sinx(2)) lol.. after 3 years, woots .

I wish i were'nt so old.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, i explain it here and you promtly die from over information.(sinx+cosx=2sinxcosx+sinx(2) +sinx(2)) lol.. after 3 years, woots .

I wish i were'nt so old.
granted your now a baby. Now go wet yourself you cry baby:)

I wish for a better grade in math.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, you get posted to Singapore, where algebra is taught at grade 5. w00ts! sucky life for ya.

I wish the teacher would stop being so stuck up..
*edit* skoar got ninjaed!!!

[Skoar]

I wish i were'nt so old.

Granted: you find the fountain of youth, but you drink too much of it and regress to a fertilized egg-which is eaten by a sparrow.

I wish I could sleep more.

Yikes!! Super Ninja'd. Ignore previous post. *sigh*

[AK Downfall]

Granted, you get posted to Singapore, where algebra is taught at grade 5. w00ts! sucky life for ya.

I wish the teacher would stop being so stuck up..
*edit* skoar got ninjaed!!!
granted your teacher died. Sad part of the story.. your new teacher is the most stuck up person in the world.
REVENGE!!

i wish for people to get of MJ's death already.

[Lamb_meat]

GRanted, and when you thought it was finally it, Obama dies.. Here we go again....

I wish i knew how to arm wave.

[AK Downfall]

GRanted, and when you thought it was finally it, Obama dies.. Here we go again....

I wish i knew how to arm wave.
..... like i care about politics. Im a liberal.

granted but a maniac chain saws off your arms.
Have fun you dead COG. (gears of war reference)

I wish for a bioshock 2.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then your copy gets curb stomped.

I wish for nice clothes

[Skoar]

I think I get ninja'd more than I get to play--sucky slow connection. (Pouts)

But it's still fun to try:D

No wish--just consider this an interlude, and go on AS IF I'D BEEN NINJA'D AGAIN!

:D

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but then your copy gets curb stomped.

I wish for nice clothes
granted have fun with your new HOBO CLOTHES.
fits your personnality.:)

I wish to get off this island and out of alaska.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but somehow you still get eaten by polar bears in hawaii


I wish the less on would be over already///\\\\

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but somehow you still get eaten by polar bears in hawaii


I wish the less on would be over already///\\\\
granted but idk what do say cause it doesnt make sence.

I wish for it to be 2012 already. Time to get over it already.

[Hellogoodbye123]

granted but idk what do say cause it doesnt make sence.

I wish for it to be 2012 already. Time to get over it already.

LOL

Granted,(dont worry i wont say the world actually gets destroyed) instead a new prophecy comes, they found the missing part of the mayans calender, and they actually predict the world will end 2013!!!!

i wish i could understan d what he said with the ///

[Lamb_meat]

granted, a meteor strike you, and its over for ya, just you.

I wish for better typing

[AK Downfall]

granted, a meteor strike you, and its over for ya, just you.

I wish for better typing

granted but your computer broke. LOSER

i wish for people to realise that obama has done nothing to get a noble peace prize.

[Hellogoodbye123]

granted, a meteor strike you, and its over for ya, just you.

I wish for better typing

me?

:(

Granted, now that you are obsessed with typing, you throw away all your pens, pencils, etc.. paper.. and you only type, but one day you lose your keyboard and you go mad!!!!

i wish i wasnt lazy:(

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, because seriously, he has'nt. but he now wins the nobel speech prize

I wish i could understand written japanese.
*edit* LOL hellogoodbye got ninja'd!!! hi5 ak!

[Hellogoodbye123]

granted but your computer broke. LOSER

i wish for people to realise that obama has done nothing to get a noble peace prize.

Granted, everyone now realizes that obama has done nothing for peace, but he still gets the nobel peace prize:) lol

[AK Downfall]

me?

:(

Granted, now that you are obsessed with typing, you throw away all your pens, pencils, etc.. paper.. and you only type, but one day you lose your keyboard and you go mad!!!!

i wish i wasnt lazy:(
granted but you just got ninjaed. so get your butt up before i kill you with a fist full of lighting:)

i wish for some food.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, because seriously, he has'nt. but he now wins the nobel speech prize

I wish i could understand written japanese.
granted but you forget how to read english.
BANZIII!!!

haha i wish for some water.

[Hellogoodbye123]

to fast for me..

Granted, you go to an asian speaking community, you learn some words, you come home happy, but what you dont realized is that you actually learn chinese!!!

i wish for nothing!! corrupt that

[Lamb_meat]

granted but you forget how to read english.
BANZIII!!!

haha i wish for some water.

Granted, you drown.

I wish for a new guitar.

Ninja'd times 2!

* edit* i'm gonna take a break to let hellogoodbye go, poor guy)

[AK Downfall]

to fast for me..

Granted, you go to an asian speaking community, you learn some words, you come home happy, but what you dont realized is that you actually learn chinese!!!

i wish for nothing!! corrupt that
ok granted you get something... have fun with your gift of poop.

I wish that people get over global warming.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, you drown.

I wish for a new guitar.

Ninja'd times 2!
granted but it has a mind of its own and kills you...

read my wish above this.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, we do, and life on earth is officially doomed.

I wish for faster legs.

[Hellogoodbye123]

ok granted you get something... have fun with your gift of poop.

I wish that people get over global warming.

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

granted, now there concern about the enviroment even more!!!

i wish for a faster internet

EDIT:Nooooooooooo, again!?!?!

[Hellogoodbye123]

Granted, we do, and life on earth is officially doomed.

I wish for faster legs.

No, you get nothing until my wishes come true!!!:mad:

[AK Downfall]

Granted, we do, and life on earth is officially doomed.

I wish for faster legs.
granted you now can run at 24 mph which means at that speed your legs brake off.

NINJAED LOSER!!!

i wish for Lamb to be a faster poster

[AK Downfall]

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

granted, now there concern about the enviroment even more!!!

i wish for a faster internet

EDIT:Nooooooooooo, again!?!?!
granted so you get a faster internet but bill gates beats you up for getting a faster then recomended speed.

read my post wish above

[Hellogoodbye123]

granted you now can run at 24 mph which means at that speed your legs brake off.

NINJAED LOSER!!!

i wish for Lamb to be a faster poster

Granted, his fingers are so fast that they ripped of!!, and you get sued for making this wish...

i wish that you would not say but in your next post

[AK Downfall]

Granted, his fingers are so fast that they ripped of!!, and you get sued for making this wish...

i wish that you would not say but in your next post
granted but i cant stop cause you guys are so slow.

i wish for a loop hole.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted but then you get stuck in it because you're fat.

I wish i could be a fster poster ( the teacher would stop looking at me)

[AK Downfall]

Granted but then you get stuck in it because you're fat.

I wish i could be a fster poster ( the teacher would stop looking at me)
haha wow i already wished for your wish.. loser hellogoodbye already corrupted that so im not going to corrupt it again.

i wish for some hobo shoes.

[Hellogoodbye123]

Granted but then you get stuck in it because you're fat.

I wish i could be a fster poster ( the teacher would stop looking at me)

LOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!

your in class?

not granted, because AK, already wished this for you

[AK Downfall]

LOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!

your in class?

not granted, because AK, already wished this for you
haha wow i beat you again.

and you didnt wish for anything.

[Hellogoodbye123]

. loser hellogoodbye

not cool..:(

you forgot 123..

[Lamb_meat]

i'm sorry, i keep risking getting caught.. corrupt ya some other time.

[AK Downfall]

not cool..:(

you forgot 123..
sorry about that...

you still forgot to post a wish.

i wish for hellogoodbye123 to post a wish already.

have fun in class lamb. and now its just me and hellogoodbye123

[Hellogoodbye123]

i'm sorry, i keep risking getting caught.. corrupt ya some other time.

ok, i should get going to.. my bed is calling me..

with 123 at the end!!!!!!!!! hmm!

[Hellogoodbye123]

LOL you beat me again,

Granted, but hgb fell asleep

i wish i could go to bed...(me leaving)

[AK Downfall]

granted but your mind compells you to come back on the forum to challenge me in corruptions.

i wish for HelloGoodbye123 to not go to bed.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, he goes to couch..

I wish i was'nt so stupid as to try doing this in class.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, he goes to couch..

I wish i was'nt so stupid as to try doing this in class.
granted your not stupid. Your just SPECIALLY GIFTED.

hahah

i wish i didnt have to go now. Sad owell goodbye Lamb

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, wherever you used to be going has been nuked.
(bye mon.)
I wish someone would answer soon.

[Skoar]

Granted, wherever you used to be going has been nuked.
(bye mon.)
I wish someone would answer soon.

Granted: ("Soon" being a relative concept. :p )

(The only way I can safely play is to wait until you three have gone to sleep, so Bwahahahaha! Here I am, and you couldn't ninja me. :D )

I wish for you to have a wonderful day.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, i do have a wonderful day, at your expense.

I wish i did'nt have church tommorow..
@skoar i'm never really offline, i do this at class and i sleep 4 hours a day soo muahahhahahah!

[AK Downfall]

Granted, i do have a wonderful day, at your expense.

I wish i did'nt have church tommorow..
@skoar i'm never really offline, i do this at class and i sleep 4 hours a day soo muahahhahahah!
granted you move to alaska where its wednesday.
YAY I HAVE A BUDDY TO TALK TO ABOUT BIOSHOCK!!!

I wish you dont move here. Meaing no free money for you cause of oil.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, i dont, but singapore gets its own oil well. w00ts.
Btw, its thurs here, 1250am=.=

I wish i could play cohens masterpiece.

*edit* now i really cant stop playing it, or listening to it. thanks alot venom wolf:(

[Hellogoodbye123]

Granted, i dont, but singapore gets its own oil well. w00ts.
Btw, its thurs here, 1250am=.=

I wish i could play cohens masterpiece.

your location says new york??:confused:

[Venom Wolf]

Granted, i dont, but singapore gets its own oil well. w00ts.
Btw, its thurs here, 1250am=.=

I wish i could play cohens masterpiece.

Granted- however you become obessed with playing it; to the point where you cannot stop, playing for days and days on end, not eating, not even sleeping until you become a shadow of your former self and your hands are raw, bloody stumps.

I wish I had a cupcake.

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted, but it's the cupcake Meltzer lost when he got taken to Tollevue. It's gone incredibly stale and so you get a stomach bug and then Mark slaps you for taking his daughter's cupcake.

I wish Suresh Sheti would finally be given a "Faces of the Civil War" preview.

[god_smaka]

Granted, but it's the cupcake Meltzer lost when he got taken to Tollevue. It's gone incredibly stale and so you get a stomach bug and then Mark slaps you for taking his daughter's cupcake.

I wish Suresh Sheti would finally be given a "Faces of the Civil War" preview.

Granted, but its only for 1 hour and you lose your internet connection...

I wish I could use plasmids in real life...

[Lamb_meat]

your location says new york??:confused:

Thats meltzers address=.=

Granted, but then you got enrage, promptly fired it at the nearest police, and got shot to death.

I wish i could eat junk food without getting fat.

[Cohen's prodigy]

Thats meltzers address=.=

Granted, but then you got enrage, promptly fired it at the nearest police, and got shot to death.

I wish i could eat junk food without getting fat.

Granted the more you eat the more weight you lose but if you don't eat you get really fat

I wish I had modern warfare 2 right now

[Lamb_meat]

You do, but then no one else does, so all u can play is single player, which would be so emo

I wish i could meet the mods.^^

[BioBubbles]

Granted but you do something terribly ill mannered and they ban you from the forum!

i cnt think of a wish lol sorry

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, you really become very sorry.

I wish i could sleep for 5 hours.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, you really become very sorry.

I wish i could sleep for 5 hours.
granted but your wish happens to me haha sorry.

I wish for asia to get A-bombed.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then north korea fights back, see ya in hell ak.

I wish i could go to a shooting range without needing to take a friggin plane.

[Look Alive.]

Granted, but you are the target practice.

I wish I could make the Portal cake.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then the turrets blast it.

i wish i were special.

[Skoar]

i wish i were special.

Granted: You are now in Special Ed.

I wish I could find my African Safari game.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but you find it in Africa.

I wish i knew what to write for my assignment in 7 hours..

[Codex]

Granted, but you find it in Africa.

I wish i knew what to write for my assignment in 7 hours..

Granted, you know in exactly seven hours time.

I wish I wasn't alone in my lecture hall. Its creepy D:

[Judgeofwings]

granted,but the next person who comes in happens to be a serial killer.


Man i wish i didn't wake up late.

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted, judge, but you wake up really early and then you can't get back to sleep and you just lay awake, with hours to spare and you go slowly insane and run into the streets screaming.

I wish for SitS to NOT be over. PLEASE DON"T END!

EDIT- ninja'd. hang on.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, it does'nt and now they just post fan letters, leaving you nothing to transcribe:(

I wish i did'nt have to go to teh WOMEN's conference with my teacher in 6 hours!!

[Big Daddy MK.2]

Granted but insted you go to fat people with Body odour problems conference.

I wish I could use the Force.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, you can, first feat, force blow -your-own-head-off.

I wish i had more pimpy clothes.

[Skoar]

I wish i had more pimpy clothes.

Granted: You find the clothes of a real-life pimp, who beats you up to get them back.

I wish my neighbor's cat would find a "friend" , and SHUT UP already!:mad:

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, it finds a friend; you. And it shuts up, but walks all over your stuff and chews holes in your furniture.

I wish that CoV, Bubbs, and Lecount were online right now so I'd have something interesting to do.

[Skoar]

I wish that CoV, Bubbs, and Lecount were online right now so I'd have something interesting to do.

(Geez! I didn't even make the "B" list! :( )

Granted: but you spend so much time chatting that you are late for everything for the rest of the day.

I wish my fingers would do what I want them to do when I type.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, they do, but what you really wanna do is send vulgarities to your boss, so sorry bout your job man.


I wish i had'nt gotten drunk yesterday..

[Dr. Locke]

Granted. But nothing changes in the present. So realizing you just wasted a wish, you go and get drunk.

I wish my state-of-the-art iPod Touch screen protectors would hurry up and get shipped!

***

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, they try to send it so fast that they mess up the adress on your box and it ends up getting shipped the Norway. Last time I checked, you don't live anywhere near Oslo. :)

I wish that I could relive last night again.

[Lamb_meat]

granted, in fact u relive it over and over and over again, have fun!

I wish i did'nt have a stomachache

[AK Downfall]

granted, in fact u relive it over and over and over again, have fun!

I wish i did'nt have a stomachache
granted you get swine flu instead and die. hahaha

i wish swine flu would just end already

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, it ends, but u'rethe last victim.

I wish i had attended last weeks Accounting lecture.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, it ends, but u'rethe last victim.

I wish i had attended last weeks Accounting lecture.
granted another comes but you die from swine flu.. Unlike me i survived the swine flu. you were the last to die from it haha

i wish for some cake. (curse you GlaDos)

[Skoar]

i wish for some cake. (curse you GlaDos)

Granted: But a portal opens under your feet, and you land in the water.

I wish I had a house.

[Hellogoodbye123]

Granted: But a portal opens under your feet, and you land in the water.

I wish I had a house.

granted, but its the house of he tree little pigs, its the one made out of sticks lol

i wish for more emoticons on this site

[Skoar]

i wish for more emoticons on this site

Granted: We now have the Pukey, the Stinky, and the Oh Duh.

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt.

[Hellogoodbye123]

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt.

Granted, but now your other shoulder hurts(sorry couldnt come up with nothing better:( )

i wish to never be sick! (im not right now, but it be cool)

[Cohen's prodigy]

Granted, but now your other shoulder hurts(sorry couldnt come up with nothing better:( )

i wish to never be sick! (im not right now, but it be cool)

Granted I kill you so you can never get sick again

I wish for school weeks to be 4 days instead of 5

[Whitey_347]

Granted I kill you so you can never get sick again

I wish for school weeks to be 4 days instead of 5

Granted, but the 5th day is spread evenly throught the rest of the week. Also on the 5th day instead of going to school you work minimum wage at a fast food joint:(

I wish i could fast forward through college and get to the rest of my life

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, you fast forward your life too, and die at a ripe old age of 25.


I wish i could find a dance crew alr/

[venom11]

haha! like it!
i wish i can sleep more!

[Skoar]

i wish i can sleep more!

Granted: You are now narcoleptic (That means you fall asleep at random times, no matter what you are doing--like driving a car):eek:

I wish I had my own soda dispenser.

[Red Falcon]

Granted: You are now narcoleptic (That means you fall asleep at random times, no matter what you are doing--like driving a car):eek:

I wish I had my own soda dispenser.

Granted-- now you have Type II Diabetes.
. . . .or it shoots out Baking Soda, I don't know :rolleyes:

[Skoar]

Granted-- now you have Type II Diabetes.
. . . .or it shoots out Baking Soda, I don't know :rolleyes:


Ha! Gotcha! I DO have Type II diabetes--had it for 20 years!

(The baking soda would work, though.)

Now, would ya leave a wish for us to corrupt?

[Red Falcon]

Ha! Gotcha! I DO have Type II diabetes--had it for 20 years!

(The baking soda would work, though.)

Now, would ya leave a wish for us to corrupt?

Ouch, I didn't want offend anyone so I threw in the Baking Soda part.



I wish I had more free time.

[Skoar]

Ouch, I didn't want offend anyone so I threw in the Baking Soda part.

I wish I had more free time.


I'm not offended, that's why I accepted the baking soda answer. Don't feel bad. :D
(I'm still diabetic, though) :D :D

Granted: You get amnesia, and don't know what to do about anything.

I wish I could see through walls.

[iPomegranate]

I'm not offended, that's why I accepted the baking soda answer. Don't feel bad. :D
(I'm still diabetic, though) :D :D

Granted: You get amnesia, and don't know what to do about anything.

I wish I could see through walls.
Granted, but by the end of the day, you've seen some pretty odd things

I wish the Eve Hypo could be shipped to Canada

[Cohen's prodigy]

Granted, but by the end of the day, you've seen some pretty odd things

I wish the Eve Hypo could be shipped to Canada

Granted but on the way they are all stolen

I wish I was rich

[Lamb_meat]

granted, you are, but 2012 comes, and money is now useless..

I wish someone had answered my wish on top:(

[IllusionOfLife]

I wish someone had answered my wish on top:(

Granted, they have, but before you can read it your web-browers quits, your computer crashes, and finally your whole set-up explodes.

I wish that I could get more excited about SitS.

[Lamb_meat]

you do, in fact, you're gonna kill yourself once it ends.

I wish i could have more friends

[Bioshocking123]

Granted. They are all internet friends.


I wish that I was no longer sick.

[Whitey_347]

Granted, but before you recovered you infected everyone with a deadly mutatation of the Virus that spreads quickly, and now the world population has dropped to one (you)

I wish i could get a gaming laptop that has a low price, works perfectly and will never crash/break in any way so i can play Bioshock 2 MP while im at college

[Skoar]

I wish i could get a gaming laptop that has a low price, works perfectly and will never crash/break in any way so i can play Bioshock 2 MP while im at college

Granted: But since such a machine will never be made until the far future, you must use a time travel device which breaks down and strands you there where you find that no one speaks a language you can understand, it took all of your money to buy the console, and none of the games you took with you work on it.

I wish the snow would stop until I get home.

[Jonahzilla]

your wish is granted and the snow stops, BUT WHEN you get home all the snow that stopped suddenly unfroze and an avalanche of snow landed on your HOME
BWAHAHAHAHA

[Jonahzilla]

oh and i wish i had the ability to create giant question marks on forums....

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but you get banned for this monumental discovery.

I wish that Bioshock 2 was out so I could play the online multiplayer already!

[Jonahzilla]

granted but while putting the disc into your console, IT EXPLODES INTO POPCORN!!!!!

i wish i had a better better comeback than that.

[Mr. Bubbles~]

Granted. Your comeback was so good, it blew everyone's mind, and now there is no one left on the forums. Because their brains are now all over their screens.


I wish I had a pair of socks full of rocks to throw at jocks who liked to wear Crocs inside of a fox. :cool:

[Jonahzilla]

:rolleyes: wish granted your socks immediately fill with rocks but this attracts the attention of the fox who vomits the jock who is riding an alligator (ok :rolleyes: while wearing crocs)

[Jonahzilla]

i wish for a SUPER MUTANT THAT BREATHES FIRE:D

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, first victim? You.

I wish for people to remember my birthday>_<

[Whitey_347]

Granted, first victim? You.

I wish for people to remember my birthday>_<

granted, now everywhere you go everyone says "Happy Birthday", and its all they say to you.

I wish i was paid more than minimum wage

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, minimum wage has just been lowered, your pay however, stays the same. Good JOb!!


I wish for more fresh salmon!!

[Whitey_347]

Granted, minimum wage has just been lowered, your pay however, stays the same. Good JOb!!


I wish for more fresh salmon!!

granted, now a ton of it falls on your house, (ever seen Godzilla, the one with mathew broderick, thats what a ton of fish will look like)

I wish the 4WD on my truck was fixed so come winter i wont be stuck in a ditch somewhere

[Jonahzilla]

GRANTED your 4WD is sent to the best mechanic in the world (free of charge)
He Fixes it as best as he can but it turns out that it wont work because the car is alive and decided he doesnt like you....

[Jonahzilla]

i wish that everything i said was taken as fact...

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then you say " i hate my life" people kill you promtly.
*btw, no need to double post, put your wish in the same post as you grant, or edit if u forget. Cheers :D*

I wish Ms Gopalan won't be teaching later's lecture/

[venom11]

ok...but you'll get even worse teacher! :D

i wish...hmmm...i wish have telekinesis!

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but in your enthusiasm, you pick up a pillar, yes a ****ing pillar. Everyone gets crushed to death, good job.

I wish i was'nt so addicted to corrupt a wish.

* its 1 am already and i have school in 5 hours, woots*

[venom11]

ok, but you go to sleep and wake up late for school!

i wish i'll get some money so i can buy brutal legend!

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then it gets banned in your area for havind demonic undertones.

I wish school did'nt start so early.

[venom11]

ok, but now it started so late and you come home around 7-8 p.m.

i wish i can go to next E3!

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but then you get crushed by fanboys, fat fanboys.

I wish did;nt spend 18 hours everyday doing work.

[Skoar]

I wish did;nt spend 18 hours everyday doing work.

Granted: You now spend 20 hours everyday doing work.

I wish straight lines would look straight to me again.:(

[Jonahzilla]

granted now all lines look straight including curves. U die in an accident involving a extremely steep cliff and a crazy left turn the sign didn't help...

i wish the BS2 SE came w/ a doll from the trailer :mad:

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, while everyone in the forums applaud you for getting a rare collectable, the rest of the whole just thinks you're gay :D

I wish i was'nt expected to get perfect results in everything:(

[Seasick]

Wih granted, but due to neglection you now fail in everything


I wish I always had white teeth that never fall out

[magicman4443]

Wish granted, but now you constantly smile.

I wish I had something to do today.

[venom11]

garented but now you mast dig channels with a small showel!

i wish i'm not sick anymore!

[Lamb_meat]

granted, you're dead.

I wish i was'nt addicted to saw.

[iPomegranate]

Fine, now your addicted to Bioshock (wait, that's a good thing 0.0)

I wish the SE of Bioshock 2 was available in Canada already :P

[magicman4443]

Granted, but they doubled the price and removed the record and the art book.

I wish I didn't have a headache right now.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but they doubled the price and removed the record and the art book.

I wish I didn't have a headache right now.
granted you dont have a headache anymore... cause you died.. sob

i wish i had a didnt have my computer.

[Seasick]

Granted. but everything else was taken from you to.


I wish I had an Adorable puppy

[Jonahzilla]

granted you get the puppy of your dreams but it turns out that u are a test subject in mind control and on cue killed the puppy with your bare hands...

i wish i didnt have a Qwerty Keyboard.

[Cohen's prodigy]

granted you get the puppy of your dreams but it turns out that u are a test subject in mind control and on cue killed the puppy with your bare hands...

i wish i didnt have a Qwerty Keyboard.

Granted you get a keyboard in the chinese alphabet

I wish I had a better internet connection to xbox live

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but now you cant blame the lag when you lose, earning you a noob status in MP.

I wish i had done my homework earlier.

[venom11]

ok,but you done it wrong so you get an F!

i wish i have a real-size Big Daddy figurine!

[Skoar]

i wish i have a real-size Big Daddy figurine!

Granted: You get a REAL Big Daddy (A Bouncer, no less), and you accidentally make him angry...

I wish I had super-fast broadband already.

[iPomegranate]

Granted: You get a REAL Big Daddy (A Bouncer, no less), and you accidentally make him angry...

I wish I had super-fast broadband already.
Granted, but it's so fast, it doesn't appear on your monitor

I wish for more wishes.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, you get a billion more, but you are banned for posting them all at once and crashing the server on this site.

I wish that I didn't feel so awkward when talking to this certain guy on the phone.

[Jonahzilla]

granted you no longer feel awkward talking to this "Guy" unfortunately he seems to have lost his phone twice to men with cheap and fake accents

oh and he always seems to be "Out" when u visit ;)


I wish i didnt need to breathe

[Skoar]

I wish i didnt need to breathe

Granted: Your lungs have been replaced by gills, and now you have to drink water constantly.

I wish I could be in two places at once.

[magicman4443]

Granted, but you've now broken the laws of physics, so the universe has been destroyed

I wish I didn't have any homework to do over my break.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, now all the homework has to be done on Christmas eve=.=

I wish i did'nt wake up at noon, again.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, now all the homework has to be done on Christmas eve=.=

I wish i did'nt wake up at noon, again.
granted you never wake up. Cause you're died. HAHA funny

I wish i had more time to play Call of Duty: MW2
(trick question)

p.s. im back!! for a while. Sob:(

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, magically, you are trasported into the game and become Roach.(Mega spoiler) Sadly, as the story eventually goes, you get shot, tossed into a ditch, get gas poured all over you, and set on fire by your killer's cigarette.
Fun?

I wish that my fingers weren't so cold when I'm typing.

[venom11]

granted,now are your fingers so hot that they are melting!

i wish i have a big Iron Maiden flag!!

[Skoar]

i wish i have a big Iron Maiden flag!!

Grantee: You now own a very big Iron Maiden flag. Unfortunately, it was so big that when you tried to put it up, it was too big for the house, and when you took it outsiide, the wind caught it and pulled it out of your hands. It was last seen flying east over Vladivostock.

I wish I didn't have to be so careful about what I eat.

[magicman4443]

Granted, now you can eat everything, and you do. You gain 200 pounds in a week.

I wish I could play my Xbox right now.

[I-ChooseTheImpossible]

Granted, now you can eat everything, and you do. You gain 200 pounds in a week.

I wish I could play my Xbox right now.

Wish granted, but wait RROD!

I wish I had BS2 now

[Seasick]

Granted. Your Life has been electrecuted Twice. You Die.

Secondary Grant: Granted. But you are arrested and beaten for possesing it. For it has not been released yet.



I Wish Fallout 3 was not only an awesome game, but also a well directed very popular Anime with expert voices on all dubs.....And it's available everywhere.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, its available everywhere, but its so popular you cant get it:D

I wish i had more time to do my work.

[Skoar]

I wish i had more time to do my work.

Granted: You have entered a time dilation bubble. Time flows much more quickly for you so you will always have enough time to do anything you need to do. You will also be dead of old age before you are 35.

I wish I could afford Borderlands.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but you get the money from a bank robbery and now you are wanted all over the world for your theivery.

I wish that tomorrow will go well with my argumentative cousins at Thanksgiving dinner.

[Skoar]

I wish that tomorrow will go well with my argumentative cousins at Thanksgiving dinner.

Granted: Your cousins will have great time arguing and throwing mashed potatos.

I wish I didn't have to work Friday--and Saturday.

[Electric Flesh]

Granted. You're killed on thursday.