Corrupt-A-Wish!

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

Granted, but you make us all so jealous. :( So we form a mob... And kill you. :)

I wish that I didn't just throw up. :(

granted, but now your parents take you to the doctors and want to know whos your doctor? say hello to dr. steinmen! . DUM DUM DUM! ......... i wish i had a pet tiger, idk why but i Just felt like having a pet tiger, that wont kill me. (rawr?)

[E.Bouncer]

granted but it gets mixed up with a lion on the way to you... a lion that is veeerrrryyyy hungry :eek:

RAWR! :p


I wish I could get a Cooler Master HAF 932 chasis for my PC, am using a VOSTRO 200 mini tower... it is just far too small to say the least:rolleyes:


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

granted but it gets mixed up with a lion on the way to you... a lion that is veeerrrryyyy hungry :eek:

RAWR! :p


I wish I could get a Cooler Master HAF 932 chasis for my PC, am using a VOSTRO 200 mini tower... it is just far too small to say the least:rolleyes:


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

(please dont say rawr..:p )

granted, but your computer blows up!:eek:
i wish my fridge was packed with food. gosh im hungry lol:o

[BioShock Freak]

Granted! But it's all spoiled. :(

I wish I could go buy my new Nikon D90 already! :D

~Mari.

[Puddle]

She does... but wait, why does the label say Tom Peeperson... where did your mom get it again? I hope the FBI at your door just want their pictures taken...

I wish Katfather won't kill me for correcting him in the "New Members..." thread.

[E.Bouncer]

Granted he hires an assassin to kill you for him:p


I wish I could somehow download all the episodes of Red Vs. Blue (been watching em and they are absolutely hilarious):D

Church: "you know what, I F****** hate you"

laughed soo hard when I saw those episodes


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Asherah]

Granted but than the cops come and arest you for downloading it illegally.

I wish I could go eat some sushi tomorrow.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but I am there, and I steal all of your sushi just as you are about to eat it. :)

I wish that my nose wasn't freezing! :p

[E.Bouncer]

Granted the climate you are in changes and fluxuates soo much that your body goes into shock from the rapidly changing heat that you lose all feeling. :p

(uh-oh it looks like this thing is starting up again) :eek:


I wish I could Have an icecream sundae
(pls people try to be a little more creative then making it melt!) :p


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Puddle]

Sure, but like the cake IT IS A LIE!

I wish the cake was not a lie.

[LeCount]

Granted, but it becomes sentient and eats you. He then takes on the shape of your body, and suddenly, you are a lie.

I wish I had no school Monday.

[E.Bouncer]

Granted but when you go to get out of bed you hit your head really hard and go into a coma which then you dream about nothing but schoolwork for the next 20 years. and then when you wake up you find out that because you missed all that work you now have to start it all over again... from the first grade!
Sorry about that:p


I wish Halo 3 would come to the PC...:(


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Puddle]

It does, but your PC is confiscated by the police, and you cannot figure out how to use an Xbox.

I wish I had $3000 to buy a new Saxophone.

[BigJohn2008]

Granted but it is a cardboard cut out of a sax.

I wish I could control time like Hiro from Heroes.

[BioShock Freak]

Granted, but you get your powers taken away by an evil man and you end up hanging off a post for your life like Hiro at the end of Season 3. :(

I wish I could heal like Claire from Heroes. :D

~Mari.

[Puddle]

Sure, but since you stole he powers, they don't work as well for you, and every time you heal someone, you shorten your life by a month.

I wish I has cheezburger.

[BigJohn2008]

Granted but it a cheeseburger from the fifties.

I wish that Lost would hurry up and get the Oceanic 6 back to the island. (I want to know if it will bring Locke back to life.)

[Mr. Bubbles~]

THREAD RESURRECTION!! (Thank you Skoar ;P)


I think we should just start it over again so...

I wish I had some Lays salt and vinegar chips.

[Circus of Values]

The "salt" part of it is a fat-man's sweat.

I wish my parents were less controlling.

[TheParasite]

Granted but they become so laid back that you lose your house since they didn't bother to work or pay rent.

I wish I could have all my school degrees already.

[IllusionOfLife]

Granted but they become so laid back that you lose your house since they didn't bother to work or pay rent.

I wish I could have all my school degrees already.

Granted, but due to the rapid nature that you recieved said degrees an investigation ensues and you are arrested for fraud.

I wish that I didn't have any homework this weekend.

[Hellogoodbye123]

Granted, but due to the rapid nature that you recieved said degrees an investigation ensues and you are arrested for fraud.

I wish that I didn't have any homework this weekend.

Granted, but it was your research paper, worth 80% of your final grade, in your last year in college, and you fail!

I wish i had 20 billion dollars to build a taller building than the tallest building in the world, the burj dubai!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.burjdubai.com/

(Feel free to click the burj dubai to "compare" to the other buildings that dont outstand his height!!!!)

[Skoar]

THREAD RESURRECTION!! (Thank you Skoar ;P)

HUH? Me? Oh c**p, what did I do? :eek:

I was just reading all of Katfather's posts-in context-to see how I measured up to him (I don't), and when I came back to this forum for a last look before bed, I noticed the resurrected thread. "Oh my!", I said to myself, "Someone is going to get yelled at for this!" And apparently that someone is ME!

OK...so tell me how I resurrected a thread by reading parts of it so I'll know how not to do it again.

I know it sounds like one of those lame excuses (I didn't do it..I won't do it again..besides, I was drunk!) But I really did do it accidentally. :( :o

[Mr. Bubbles~]

HUH? Me? Oh c**p, what did I do? :eek:

I was just reading all of Katfather's posts-in context-to see how I measured up to him (I don't), and when I came back to this forum for a last look before bed, I noticed the resurrected thread. "Oh my!", I said to myself, "Someone is going to get yelled at for this!" And apparently that someone is ME!

OK...so tell me how I resurrected a thread by reading parts of it so I'll know how not to do it again.

I know it sounds like one of those lame excuses (I didn't do it..I won't do it again..besides, I was drunk!) But I really did do it accidentally. :( :o

Oh no Skoar it's not your fault. I was looking to see what thread you were in because I'm a creeper ;P And I noticed you were in this one so I went to see what it was all about. And if this thread gets closed, so be it. Lets just have some fun while it's still open. You aren't going to get in trouble. Mari or someone will just come in and tell us why we can't play this game and she (or someone else) will close it.

EDIT: Sorry if that up there mislead anyone. I was using Mari as an example as one of the mods, not trying to attack her. :o

[Dax01]

Let's see if we can't get this thread back to corrupting wishes!:D

I wish I could become the opposite sex for a day! :p

[Epstein_The_Swami]

I wish i had 20 billion dollars to build a taller building than the tallest building in the world, the burj dubai!!!!!!!!!!!


Granted, but you get the money by stealing from Steve Jobs and he gets you arrested, as well as banning you from ever using a computer again.

I wish people would quit asking me for picture of my face. :p

[Dax01]

Granted, but you get the money by stealing from Steve Jobs and he gets you arrested, as well as banning you from ever using a computer again.

I wish people would quit asking me for picture of my face. :p


You didn't grant my wish! :(

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Let's see if we can't get this thread back to corrupting wishes!:D

I wish I could become the opposite sex for a day! :p
Granted, but then time stops and a day never passes so you stay as a male for the rest of time.


You didn't grant my wish! :(

Sorry! I was replying while you posted yours. :p
I'm not too good at the corruption part anyway. XD

[Dr. Locke]

Ahhh, I was thinking about bringing this thread back myself.... and all the other great threads back from my day. But I tossed thought. I don't want to seem like some lonely, thread resurrecting weirdo.:p

Anywho...

I wish I had three more uncorruptable wishes.

***

[TheParasite]

Granted but you can only wish for them using a dead Arabic language.

I wish I could control the weather.

[Dr. Locke]

Granted but you can only wish for them using a dead Arabic language.

I wish I could control the weather.

Granted. But as the years go by, you find that you are becoming weaker and weaker and you feel like you are losing your self control. The sky above you which you used to so diligently control, has become to slip from your grasp. You find that the weather is beginning to control you!!

I wish I some Lincoln Logs!


***

[IllusionOfLife]

Granted. But as the years go by, you find that you are becoming weaker and weaker and you feel like you are losing your self control. The sky above you which you used to so diligently control, has become to slip from your grasp. You find that the weather is beginning to control you!!

I wish I some Lincoln Logs!


***

Granted, but because you failed to say 'had' we're just going to have to improvise and assume you mean 'was.' So now that you are small sticks of stackable wood you've been doomed to a life of living in a bucket, occasionally seeing the light of day just to be drooled on or inserted into a toddler's nose. And you'll also have this terrible feeling that you're not all there due to the fact that about a dozen or so pieces of you are lost in various places.

I wish the weekend was longer.

[Judgeofwings]

Granted, but because you failed to say 'had' we're just going to have to improvise and assume you mean 'was.' So now that you are small sticks of stackable wood you've been doomed to a life of living in a bucket, occasionally seeing the light of day just to be drooled on or inserted into a toddler's nose. And you'll also have this terrible feeling that you're not all there due to the fact that about a dozen or so pieces of you are lost in various places.

I wish the weekend was longer.

Granted,but a new day "smunday" was added to the calender and the school has decided to extend classes into the weekend.

WIsh i had plasmid.

[Mr. Bubbles~]

Granted, but that plasmid turns you into an old dead fat person.


I wish I could fly.

[IllusionOfLife]

Granted,but a new day "smunday" was added to the calender and the school has decided to extend classes into the weekend.

WIsh i had plasmid.

Granted but you go crazy and become horribly disfigured from extended used, and to top it all off it's Target Dummy so you don't get to do anything cool anyway. You walked into that one :p

I wish the manager at GameStop would call me back saying that I have the job.

ARG, ninja'd by Bubbles~, well you can fly but the problem is you can not stop so you're doomed to spend the rest of your days flitting around the sky with no rest and no interaction with the people you care about.

My wish stays the same.

[Bioshocking123]

My wish stays the same.

Granted, but you spend your two-week weekend in a coma.

I wish I could be a lion in a non-poaching savanna for a day. Rawr.

[Mr. Bubbles~]

Granted, but that day turns out to be December 22nd 2012 and all of the Lions get wiped out by a giant hurricane.


I wish that I could wish for something without it being corrupted. :cool:

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but that day turns out to be December 22nd 2012 and all of the Lions get wiped out by a giant hurricane.


I wish that I could wish for something without it being corrupted. :cool:

Granted. But since the wish violated the purpose of this thread, there is a rip in the space-time continuum, and the entire universe is implodes!

I wish I had the fastest internet in the universe!

***

[IllusionOfLife]

Granted. But since the wish violated the purpose of this thread, there is a rip in the space-time continuum, and the entire universe is implodes!

I wish I had the fastest internet in the universe!

***

Granted, but it's so fast that you're internet connection gives you a window into the future. However, it is too much for your 21st century mind to comprehend and the resulting trauma causes a reaction similar to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ythpzsu18

Since my wish has not been granted yet, I wish the manager at GameStop would call me back saying that I have the job.

[Hellogoodbye123]

Since my wish has not been granted yet, I wish the manager at GameStop would call me back saying that I have the job.

Granted, but you end up hating your co-worker so much, that you actually want to quit now

I wish for a ps3 slim

[Mr. Bubbles~]

Granted, but when the PS3 Slim gets to your house and you turn it on, it malfunctions causing a nuclear explosion which destroys the whole world.


I wish that Rock Band 3 would come out soon.

[ShepherdGrey]

Granted, but when the PS3 Slim gets to your house and you turn it on, it malfunctions causing a nuclear explosion which destroys the whole world.


I wish that Rock Band 3 would come out soon.

you get Rock Band 3, but it only has one song:

"My name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
His name is my name, too!
whenever we go out, the people always shout..."

I wish to never age, without becoming a vampire/werewolf/etc.

EDIT: nice try, Swami, but i bolded the part you forgot.

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted, you're a vampire! But then you age and die.

Thanks for granting my wish guys.

[Circus of Values]

You have to make a wish to get it corrupted, Swams.

I wish I could install Wine on my Mac with no hassle.

[Judgeofwings]

You have to make a wish to get it corrupted, Swams.

I wish I could install Wine on my Mac with no hassle.

Granted,but installing it brings a swarm of viruses specially designed for macs.


I wish christmas would come sooner.

[IllusionOfLife]

Granted,but installing it brings a swarm of viruses specially designed for macs.


I wish christmas would come sooner.

Granted, it's tomorrow, but no one has had time to prepare for it so the entire population of the world is killed in a mad rush to decorate, buy food, cook meals, and wrap presents. All that will remain by tomorrow at Noon are cockroaches and the eery sound of Christmas music against the vast emptiness.

I wish I could see the full Toy Story 3 animatic. And remember this is Pixar so it WILL NOT be terrible (you'll have to be more creative than that).

[Epstein_The_Swami]

I wish people would quit asking me for picture of my face. :p


You have to make a wish to get it corrupted, Swams.

It drowned in the new posts. :p

[Judgeofwings]

Granted, it's tomorrow, but no one has had time to prepare for it so the entire population of the world is killed in a mad rush to decorate, buy food, cook meals, and wrap presents. All that will remain by tomorrow at Noon are cockroaches and the eery sound of Christmas music against the vast emptiness.

I wish I could see the full Toy Story 3 animatic. And remember this is Pixar so it WILL NOT be terrible (you'll have to be more creative than that).

Granted,but it will be so 3D you would have sworn Mrs. Potatohead made a move on you.:D

[Dr. Locke]

I wish that all abandoned kittens and puppies had a home and a owner to cuddle up with beside a warm, evening fire.

Haha, whoever corrupts this one will feel like crap.


***

[Codex]

I wish that all abandoned kittens and puppies had a home and a owner to cuddle up with beside a warm, evening fire.

Haha, whoever corrupts this one will feel like crap.


***

Granted, but the owner rolls over into the flames, keeping the fire burning longer for the newly orphaned puppies and kittens. I bet you weren't counting on me to show up to corrupt that one ;)

I wish that my room would clean it self.

[TheParasite]

Granted but your room identifies you as something dirty and it ends up impaling you with a broom and a mop and then promptly tosses you out the window into the trash can below.

I wish I never got migraines.

[IllusionOfLife]

I wish I never got migraines.

Granted, but unfortunately the only reliable permanent cure for migraines is removing your entire head.

I wish that Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull didn't suck. :(

[Codex]

Granted, but unfortunately the only reliable permanent cure for migraines is removing your entire head.

I wish that Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull didn't suck. :(

Granted, but therefore Spielberg comes to his senses and decides that his money pile is big enough already; he does not have the need to make more movies.

I wish that I could go to my concert tomorrow.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but therefore Spielberg comes to his senses and decides that his money pile is big enough already; he does not have the need to make more movies.

I wish that I could go to my concert tomorrow.
you will but at some random part of the concert something embaressing happens.

I wish people would stop saying that my band won't make it and get a record deal. Also decide on a band name.

[Arcadia]

you will but at some random part of the concert something embaressing happens.

I wish people would stop saying that my band won't make it and get a record deal. Also decide on a band name.

Granted, but it ends up being for the same reasons as William Hung.

I wish I finally had a job I didn't hate D:

[Judgeofwings]

Granted, but it ends up being for the same reasons as William Hung.

I wish I finally had a job I didn't hate D:

Granted,but now you are unemployed and can't pay your bills.

I wish all terrorists were dead.

[AK Downfall]

OMG if that did happen i would kill myself and call myself emo again!! ARCIDIA

Granted.. But you are mistaken as a terriorist and then you get killed by a splicer.

[Skoar]

Oh no Skoar it's not your fault. I was looking to see what thread you were in because I'm a creeper ;P And I noticed you were in this one so I went to see what it was all about. And if this thread gets closed, so be it. Lets just have some fun while it's still open. You aren't going to get in trouble. Mari or someone will just come in and tell us why we can't play this game and she (or someone else) will close it.

Whew, thanks, Bubbles, I thought I had messed up again!:D

@ AK Downfall: Granted, but you and your band menbers get in a fight and name the band "Lame Disaster".


I wish I had an airplane.

[Circus of Values]

Granted. One day, while flying, a hunter mistakes you for a bird, and in an amazing stroke of luck, manages to shoot you down.

I wish homework on the weekends never existed.

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted, Circus. You're free! Homework isn't given on the weekends. Instead you get projects.

I wish for Mark Meltzer (Protagonist of Bioshock 2's teaser site) to make it to Rapture safely, get his daughter back to the surface, and escape; finally making his life normal again.

[Judgeofwings]

Granted, Circus. You're free! Homework isn't given on the weekends. Instead you get projects.

I wish for Mark Meltzer (Protagonist of Bioshock 2's teaser site) to make it to Rapture safely, get his daughter back to the surface, and escape; finally making his life normal again.

Granted,but coming and going through Rapture has weakened Mark so much that he can't put up a fight,as he struggles to run from Elenore he is impaled by her syringe.

I wish more Bioshock masks would be sent out.

[Circus of Values]

Granted,but coming and going through Rapture has weakened Mark so much that he can't put up a fight,as he struggles to run from Elenore he is impaled by her syringe.

I wish more Bioshock masks would be sent out.

Granted; Everyone but you wins one.

I wish my Journalism homework would write its own questions.

[Judgeofwings]

Granted; Everyone but you wins one.

I wish my Journalism homework would write its own questions.

Granted,but your homework develops a sense of bloodlust and ends up killing you in the end.

I wish i had breakfast.

[Circus of Values]

Granted,but your homework develops a sense of bloodlust and ends up killing you in the end.

I wish i had breakfast.
Granted; you eat a nice big bowl of carbon monoxide-flavored arsenic.

I wish people would go read my latest addition to my fanfic.

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted; you eat a nice big bowl of carbon monoxide-flavored arsenic.

I wish people would go read my latest addition to my fanfic.

Granted, your fanfic is the highlight of the 2K forums. You begin to get a constant flood of PMs pestering you to make the next chapter. It's alright with you at first, but as you begin to average up to 35 PMs per day, it becomes too much for you. You go insane.

I wish I had the best gun in Borderlands.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but whatever console you're playing on decides to break right when you get it.

I wish that my homework was done.

[Dr. Locke]

Granted. But it's all wrong is written in permanent ink so it cannot be changed.

I wish I had a one inch long, indestructible piece of string that could talk.

***

[Mr. Bubbles~]

Granted. But it's all wrong is written in permanent ink so it cannot be changed.

I wish I had a one inch long, indestructible piece of string that could talk.

***

Granted, but the string goes insane and chokes you.

I wish I had an iPod Touch

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but the string goes insane and chokes you.

That's why I made it an inch long....

Anywho...

Granted. But I can only assume that you meant "had" as past tense. So you had a iPod Touch, but you don't anymore.:)

I wish I had some Taste of Thai Asian food.

***

[Codex]

That's why I made it an inch long....

Anywho...

Granted. But I can only assume that you meant "had" as past tense. So you had a iPod Touch, but you don't anymore.:)

I wish I had some Taste of Thai Asian food.

***

Granted, but it tastes terrible and thusly you cannot eat it.

I wish that I could think of what to write to finish a story. I've had writers block for months T_T

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted, your writer's block vanishes. You write the most enthralling story anyone's ever seen! You didn't get it published in time, and so somebody steals it and takes all of your glory, fame and money. That story was your last hope to make ends meet. As a result, you go hungry.

I wish Suresh Sheti would stop getting owned in Bioshock 2 multiplayer demos.

[Codex]

Granted, your writer's block vanishes. You write the most enthralling story anyone's ever seen! You didn't get it published in time, and so somebody steals it and takes all of your glory, fame and money. That story was your last hope to make ends meet. As a result, you go hungry.

I wish Suresh Sheti would stop getting owned in Bioshock 2 multiplayer demos.

Granted. He is deleted from the game files :)

I wish that I could just pay for my trip to San Diego Comic Con already. I want it confirmed D:

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted, you finally get it payed for. When the time comes to leave, your financial activity has been traced to a counterfeit operation. You watch Arcadia board the plane to Sand Diego as you are arrested and thrown in jail for the exact amount of time the SDCC goes on for.

I wish for Epstein the Swami to make a return in Bioshock 2's single player experience.

[Circus of Values]

Granted, you finally get it payed for. When the time comes to leave, your financial activity has been traced to a counterfeit operation. You watch Arcadia board the plane to Sand Diego as you are arrested and thrown in jail for the exact amount of time the SDCC goes on for.

I wish for Epstein the Swami to make a return in Bioshock 2's single player experience.

Granted. He's a splicer, and you have to murder him, and all the splicer children he keeps under his kindly wings. While they're sleeping. Which just makes you evil.

I wish I wasn't so damn bored right now.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but it tastes terrible and thusly you cannot eat it.

I wish that I could think of what to write to finish a story. I've had writers block for months T_T
Granted but by popular demand it was voted worst story ever.

Wish people would stop it with sterotyping people.

[ShepherdGrey]

granted! they stop it.
and how did they stop it?
with stereotyping people.

i wish for the CUPCAKE to be in BioShock 2, with a DOUGHNUT.

[Hellogoodbye123]

Granted, but with no stereotypes, ppl turned to racism more and cause many violence around the world, as well as political hardship!

I wish i went to berkeley right after finishing high school

[Hellogoodbye123]

granted! they stop it.
and how did they stop it?
with stereotyping people.

i wish for the CUPCAKE to be in BioShock 2, with a DOUGHNUT.

hey you beat me by like 5 seconds:(


just for that i wont grant your wish.. hhmm!

[Skoar]

I wish I wasn't so damn bored right now.

Granted: Hordes of homicidal maniacs begin pursuing you.

I wish I could get more sleep.

[ShepherdGrey]

hey you beat me by like 5 seconds:(


just for that i wont grant your wish.. hhmm!

for not granting my wish, you get banned from playing any 2K game, EVER!:cool::D

my wish still stands...

[Hellogoodbye123]

for not granting my wish, you get banned from playing any 2K game, EVER!:cool::D

my wish still stands...

!!! it actually came to reality, my ps3 got the yellow light:(

fine.. Granted, but you hate the flavor hahaha

i wish for a fixed ps3:)

[IllusionOfLife]

!!! it actually came to reality, my ps3 got the yellow light:(

fine.. Granted, but you hate the flavor hahaha

i wish for a fixed ps3:)

Granted, your PS3 has been repaired but on the way back to your house a band of video game pirates converge on the delivery truck stealing your precious PS3 away, and unfortunately Sony's warranty does't cover theft.

I wish the drive between home and college wasn't so long.

[Hellogoodbye123]

Granted, your PS3 has been repaired but on the way back to your house a band of video game pirates converge on the delivery truck stealing your precious PS3 away, and unfortunately Sony's warranty does't cover theft.

I wish the drive between home and college wasn't so long.

Granted, but since its so short, you actually save up time at your house, and since you feel you have plenty of time to do your homework later, you actually turn lazy and never do it!

I wish for video game pirates to never exist

[YouKnoWho]

oh i like this game!

your wish is granted, but with no pirates having anything to do, more Hackers exist! thus the end of the internet as we know it!

i wish to have my own Nuclear Bunker, just in case;)

[TheParasite]

Edit ninja'd by YKW: Granted but a zombie apocalypse happens instead and you get trapped inside your bunker with your family that have been infected with the zombie virus.

I wish I could teleport.

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted. However, when you teleport, each time a little bit of you turns into gelatinous goop. You teleport only once, and when this happens, your legs disintegrate off since they have no bone support. your stuck laying down with no legs for the rest of your life. Too bad you didn't teleport to a hospital!!!

I wish... I wish I was a fish!

[YouKnoWho]

you are a Fish, the Saliarmy Swami, but you never remember what you once where and get eaten while trying to figure it out.

i wish that Nintendo would just make something other than Mario and the rest.:rolleyes:

[Hellogoodbye123]

you are a First, the Salarmy Swami, but you never remember what you once where and get eaten while trying to figure it out.

i wish that Nintendo would just make something other than Mario and the rest.:rolleyes:

granted, now that mario has stopped being made, nintendo goes bankrupt, and they never make anymore games at all!!

i wish i could go to paris

[TheParasite]

Granted but on your trip to Paris you get clubbed to death with baguettes by stereotypical french people smoking cigarettes wearing berets.

I wish Superheroes and Villains where real.

BTW that wouldn't be a Ed Edd and Eddy reference eh Swams?))

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted, but since every superhero and super villain exist in the real world now, they have absolutely torn up the landscapes and regions of the planet. With the entire world being a battleground, humans have nowhere to flee, and have to evacuate Earth and attempt to colonize the moon. They fail to do so.

I wish Something in the Sea updated on weekends.

[YouKnoWho]

granted, but the team behind it become so overworked, it turns out Phil never existed, Lutwidge was Celeste, and that the whole thing goes down the drain and we all lost interest.

i wish i had never been Rick rolled, ever. that they never even existed!

[Hellogoodbye123]

granted, but the team behind it become so overworked, it turns out Phil never existed, Lutwidge was Celeste, and that the whole thing goes down the drain and we all lost interest.

i wish i had never been Rick rolled, ever. that they never even existed!

Granted, but this cause a major unbalanced in the world, causing earthquakes and massive tornadoes, destorying most of the world

I wish i was taller

[Codex]

Granted, but this cause a major unbalanced in the world, causing earthquakes and massive tornadoes, destorying most of the world

I wish i was taller

Granted, but you are now so tall that you can't fit through any doors, even by bending at the waist.

I wish I could watch the horror movies I want to watch tonight...

[Circus of Values]

Granted. They're so scary, you pass out in the theater and die from a heart-attack.

I wish that I was stronger.

[YouKnoWho]

you are much stronger, but now your so strong, you can't control your actions! you break peoples hands and tables! it's a nightmare, either that or you have some sort of fatal illnest to all the drug you must take to keep your muscels up!

i wish upon a star, to wonder who you are.....

[Judgeofwings]

you are much stronger, but now your so strong, you can't control your actions! you break peoples hands and tables! it's a nightmare, either that or you have some sort of fatal illnest to all the drug you must take to keep your muscels up!

i wish upon a star, to wonder who you are.....

Granted; You do know me,i am your long lost sibling who tried burn the house down.

I wish the people on the Borderlands thread would calm down and stop complaining because their copy doesn't unlock 'til tomorrow.:rolleyes:

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted. The thread is closed and everyone cooperates. However, 2K forgets to unlock it on that particular day and a second thread is made and all of the posters there are even MORE PO'd now.

I wish I had at least 2 more hats in Team Fortress 2.

[Judgeofwings]

Granted. The thread is closed and everyone cooperates. However, 2K forgets to unlock it on that particular day and a second thread is made and all of the posters there are even MORE PO'd now.

I wish I had at least 2 more hats in Team Fortress 2.

granted,but the hats are degrading as they are made for children.

I wish we could have hologram technology.

[Epstein_The_Swami]

granted,but the hats are degrading as they are made for children.

Granted, but everyone makes a hologram of themselves, so now we can't tell who's real! It's the SitS decoy theories, only now it applies to real life! OH CRAP!

I wish I could wish for an incorruptible wish.

Also judge... hats are for dignified Gentlemenne of Leisure.

[Judgeofwings]

I wish I could wish for an incorruptible wish.

Also judge... hats are for dignified Gentlemenne of Leisure.

sure they are..lol:D

Granted,but there wish is only active for 1 minute.

I wish to stop.

[BioBubbles]

Granted. U can stop, but u cant stop stopping lol

[Dr. Locke]

I wish that all forms of the disease known as cancer did not exist.

***

[BioBubbles]

Granted. But now everyone lives longer and you get ur ass handed to you by old ppl who have become awesome at bioshock lol.

I wish i had dr.lockes avatar mask :p

[iPomegranate]

You have your mask, but Locke has put industriel glue on it and you can never get it off.

I wish the release date of BS2 was changed back to november -_-

[BioBubbles]

Granted. But now u havent bought it, the game has been sold out everywhere and due to some weird goings on at 2k the game is no longer in production and no-one wil let u play their copy as its so rare! Duh duh duhhh! (Thats dramatic music btw lol)

Oh and yay now i dont have to wory bout make up with this mask on :p

[iPomegranate]

That would have been true, but I already pre-ordered it! Mwahaha!

[BioBubbles]

So have i lol yay! Since august pmpl i want it nooow!

[IllusionOfLife]

Uh-oh, no wishes to corrupt! I suppose I'll throw a new wish into the mix:

I wish hulu would decide against charging subscription fees next year.

[Codex]

Uh-oh, no wishes to corrupt! I suppose I'll throw a new wish into the mix:

I wish hulu would decide against charging subscription fees next year.

Granted, but it stops working anywhere except for the Cayman Islands.

I wish Hulu (in its free format) could be used in Canada.

[IllusionOfLife]

I wish Hulu (in its free format) could be used in Canada.

Granted, but the only shows that they stream on the Canadian Hulu are Hannah Montana and re-runs of Heroes Season 3.

I wish that Apple's new Magic Mouse had customizable gestures.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but the only shows that they stream on the Canadian Hulu are Hannah Montana and re-runs of Heroes Season 3.

I wish that Apple's new Magic Mouse had customizable gestures.
Granted but your computer crashes


I wish for a better bass guitar that isnt crappy when you play it on stage.

[YouKnoWho]

your Guitar is Awesome, but you get boo'd off stage for because YOU are not playing it well enough, now that everyone can actually hear you better, it was never the guitar friend....:p

i wish i was Doctor Who....

[ShepherdGrey]

granted, but due to a fluxuation in time-space at the time of your wish, you actually become Doctor Dalek, and kill everyone.

i wish i wasn't sick (without dying).

[Judgeofwings]

granted, but due to a fluxuation in time-space at the time of your wish, you actually become Doctor Dalek, and kill everyone.

i wish i wasn't sick (without dying).

granted,you take a swig of my plasmi-quik and end fight of the illness,but in the process you have developed an addiction for plasmi-quik and have become a pseudo-splicer.

I wish the summer didn't exist.

[IllusionOfLife]

granted,you take a swig of my plasmi-quik and end fight of the illness,but in the process you have developed an addiction for plasmi-quik and have become a pseudo-splicer.

I wish the summer didn't exist.

Granted, but you are soon after mauled by an angry mob of school children who want their summer vacation.

I wish I could play a demo for BioShock 2.

[Judgeofwings]

Granted, but you are soon after mauled by an angry mob of school children who want their summer vacation.

I wish I could play a demo for BioShock 2.

granted,but it is set to extreme difficulty and are only allowed 3mins to play.

I wish i had candy

[IllusionOfLife]

granted,but it is set to extreme difficulty and are only allowed 3mins to play.

Granted, you now have a big bag of popcorn jelly beans.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

[YouKnoWho]

Granted, but because of the longer days, the earth is moving much slower, thus hundreds die around the world from the consistent darkness while others lose sleep over too long days of light...

i wish i was a knight!

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted, but you're The White Knight, James Millard Oakes, from SitS. You're a huge a-hole to everyone and once forced a man to inject himself with plasmids. As of now, your body is either severely disfigured and roaming the halls of Rapture, OR you're just dead. Congratulations!

I wish I'd stop making little errors in my summary transcripts. :p

[Judgeofwings]

Granted, but you're The White Knight, James Millard Oakes, from SitS. You're a huge a-hole to everyone and once forced a man to inject himself with plasmids. As of now, your body is either severely disfigured and roaming the halls of Rapture, OR you're just dead. Congratulations!

I wish I'd stop making little errors in my summary transcripts. :p

Granted,you are now an english major and never make grammatical mistakes,but as such you've developed a taste for writing too much and have scared away people with horribly boring walls of text.

i wish i wasn't sick right now.

[TheParasite]

Granted you wont be sick for today but tomorrow you'll feel even worse.

I wish Disney would do more hand drawn movies.

[IllusionOfLife]

Granted you wont be sick for today but tomorrow you'll feel even worse.

I wish Disney would do more hand drawn movies.

Granted, the Princess and the Frog is coming out this December (Nov. if you're in New York or L.A.) and it is hand drawn. However, because the majority of the cast is black and it's being directed by two white men people cry 'RACIST!' before even seeing the movie causing a huge controversy that results in John Lasseter being removed from the position of Cheif Creative officer over Disney Animation. Michael Eisner and Jeffrey Katsenberg are brought back into Disney to take over Disney and Pixar Animation and the art of animation slowly gets destoryed by countless cash grabbing sequels including Toy Story 6: Mrs. Potatohead's Big Adventure, WALL•E•2: Revenge of the Auto-Pilot, and Snow White and the EIGHT Dwarves (btw, they're all CG).

Suddenly Shark Tale looks like a masterpiece of animation.

I wish that whenever it snowed it would be like it was today: a light snow with the weather comfortably chilly, and very little wind.

[iPomegranate]

Granted, but it never stopped snowing and your whole area is now in a eternal ice age ^_^


I wish umm..... that there would be a "Faces of the civil war" for Blanche

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted, but Liz becomes lazy and just copies and pastes the biography of Angelina Jolie onto the entry and posts it on the CoR.

I wish for Suresh Sheti to be the star of the next Bioshock 2 trailer, which depicts him owning everyone and being named the best character of them all.

[BioBubbles]

Granted but his character has been adapted and wears a pink leotard and tutu...oh so pretty :p

I wish i cud use photoshop properly lol

[Circus of Values]

Granted-- Your computer promptly snaps in half when you throw it after making a beautiful picture.

I wish I could play FEAR 2 without being extremely paranoid.

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted, but instead you're now paranoid about EVERY other game you play and get nightmares from them.

FEAR 2 is nothing compared to it's predecessor anyway. No permanent scares when I played it, anyway. You should Circus!

I wish I could spend an entire day playing Borderlands.

[Judgeofwings]

Granted, but instead you're now paranoid about EVERY other game you play and get nightmares from them.

FEAR 2 is nothing compared to it's predecessor anyway. No permanent scares when I played it, anyway. You should Circus!

I wish I could spend an entire day playing Borderlands.

Granted,but you find that in that 24hr period you only got to play 1% of the total game.

I wish Hayao miyazaki makes his next movie posthaste!

[ShepherdGrey]

Granted,but you find that in that 24hr period you only got to play 1% of the total game.

I wish Hayao miyazaki makes his next movie posthaste!

granted! but...

it's live action
it gets directed by uwe boll
it stars paris hilton and lindsey lohan.

didn't have a thing to wish for today, sorry. spent most of the day in the ER for the fiancee. my wish was already granted...

[AK Downfall]

Wish that bioshock 2 doesn't suck.

P.S. dont corrupt this wish too much cause we all know Bioshock 2 will ROCK!!!

[Bioshocking123]

Granted. Nuff' said. :D

I wish that my callouses would stop splitting open every time I go to work out.

[Skoar]

Granted. Nuff' said. :D

I wish that my callouses would stop splitting open every time I go to work out.

Granted: But now they grow so thick and tough that they cover both of your hands, and you can't straighten your fingers.

I wish I had a dog.

[Dr. Locke]

Granted. But its dead.

I wish I had a PC that could easily run Windows 7.


***

[Mr. Bubbles~]

Granted. But its dead.

I wish I had a PC that could easily run Windows 7.


***

Granted. Too bad you don't have Windows 7 with it. And it's sold out EVERYWHERE.


I wish I had Neil Pearts drum kit.

[IllusionOfLife]

Granted. But its dead.

I wish I had a PC that could easily run Windows 7.


***

Granted, but in the process of transferring all your files your computer crashes corrupting all of your data. When you try to go to Microsoft's support website, you mistype the web address and link to a website that sends viruses flying into your computer, and the new virus protection software you ordered doesn't arrive for 7 to 10 more days. And to add irony to injury, the TV show that's on in the next room cuts to a Get a Mac commercial. :p

EDIT: Ninja'd by Bubbles~ again! Fine Bubbles~, you have you're drum kit but when you were bringing it back to your house someone rear ends you smashing the whole set.

I wish there was a sink in my dorm room.

[Mr. Bubbles~]

Granted, but in the process of transferring all your files your computer crashes corrupting all of your data. When you try to go to Microsoft's support website, you mistype the web address and link to a website that send viruses flying into your computer, and the new virus protection software you ordered doesn't arrive for 7 to 10 more days. And to add irony to injury, the TV show that's on in the next room cuts to a Get a Mac commercial. :p

EDIT: Ninja'd by Bubbles~ again! Fine Bubbles~, you have you're drum kit but when you were bringing it back to your house someone rear ends you smashing the whole set.

I wish there was a sink in my dorm room.

Granted, but all that ever comes out of that sink is rat poo filled with dead human babies.

I wish my principal wasn't so strict.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, he/she is very leniant and kind. Then he/she gets fired by the superintendent and is replaced by a drill sargent.

I wish I could actually stand up and walk up stairs without wincing at my sore muscles.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, he/she is very leniant and kind. Then he/she gets fired by the superintendent and is replaced by a drill sargent.

I wish I could actually stand up and walk up stairs without wincing at my sore muscles.
granted. You no longer feel pain in your legs cause you became paralized from the waster down.

I will is horde for Bioshock (trick question)

[Skoar]

I wish I could actually stand up and walk up stairs without wincing at my sore muscles.

Granted: But after a day and a night of pain-free bliss, you realize that your pain-killer is extremely addictive--and expensive...

I wish I knew how to dance.

[AK Downfall]

Granted: But after a day and a night of pain-free bliss, you realize that your pain-killer is extremely addictive--and expensive...

I wish I knew how to dance.
Granted but you suck at dancing

also i already granted bioshocking 123's wish so yeah and you didnt grant my.

I wish for a non bioshock 3 that isnt a prequel.

[Lamb_meat]

U have been granted apple pie because i dont understand your wish.
I wish someone would welcome me(LOL)

[Codex]

U have been granted apple pie because i dont understand your wish.
I wish someone would welcome me(LOL)

Granted, but EVERYONE welcomes you at once, and you become so overwhelmed that you panic...

I wish that i could go to sleep. I am overtired from lectures D:

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but you never do wake up.

I wish i could become a super duper member instantly.

*Edit* Btw, is there a way i can keep track of this thread so i know when people reply?

[Skoar]

Granted but you suck at dancing

also i already granted bioshocking 123's wish so yeah and you didnt grant my.

I wish for a non bioshock 3 that isnt a prequel.

You ninja'd me, Dude! :D

(I ALREADY suck at dancing. :D :D )

Granted: But on the day it comes out, you suffer a freak accident which sprains the thumb and first two fingers on both hands and you have to spend the next two weeks in casts.

I won't post a wish, because the thread has moved on. Please respond to the post immediately above mine. :)

[Big Daddy MK.2]

Granted, but you never do wake up.

I wish i could become a super duper member instantly.

*Edit* Btw, is there a way i can keep track of this thread so i know when people reply?

Granted but you soon realize that being a super duper member is not any different from being any other type of member and in depression kill yourself.

I wish I had the skill to make awsome Bioshock Props.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted but the big daddy suit falls on you and you die. *squish*

I wish she was'nt having exams now=.=

[Dr. Locke]

I wish she was'nt having exams now=.=

Who is "she"? Uhhhh...., granted. "She" does not have the exams right now, they have been postponed for two minutes.

I wish I had $1000 in Monopoly money.


***

[AK Downfall]

Who is "she"? Uhhhh...., granted. "She" does not have the exams right now, they have been postponed for two minutes.

I wish I had $1000 in Monopoly money.


***
granted but you stole it so you have to go to jail.

I wish that i had better band mates.

[Dr. Locke]

Granted. Your band "mates" are now better at mating than ever!! LMAO!! Can't believe I just said that!!!

I wish I had a treadmill.


***

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish I could wish for a wish that wished for a wish.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish I could wish for a wish that wished for a wish.
granted... you got a wish that would be corrupted for posting it on this thread.

and to DR. L... that was funny and i would quit my OWN band.

I wish, i wish, i had a fish in the sea, the sea for everyone to see.

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, now you still needa post a wish for me to corrupt

I wish i could just take the finals and skip all these lecture
*darn, beaten by seconds.*

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, but its a monster fish and comes back to kill us all in 2012

[AK Downfall]

Granted, now you still needa post a wish for me to corrupt

I wish i could just take the finals and skip all these lecture
*darn, beaten by seconds.*
haha sorry i beat you

[Lamb_meat]

lol.. its cool, now answer my wish! *rawr*

[BioBubbles]

Lamb meats wish - Granted. But because you skipped the lectures you fail and have to repeat the year :o

I wish i had money for a new guitar

[Lamb_meat]

You DO have the money, but then yamaha decides to stop producing guitars, followed by Les paul, and pretty much everyone else.

I wish people would reply faster :D

[AK Downfall]

lol.. its cool, now answer my wish! *rawr*
sadly i cant cause biobubbles beat me

granted but everyone is so fast no one can keep up with posting against others.

I wish i had a better microphone.

[Lamb_meat]

granted, but you lose your voice
HA! beat ya!
*edit* my wish is yet to be granted. Em0 em0

[AK Downfall]

granted, but you lose your voice
HA! beat ya!
hahah you did beat me. but no i cant lose my voice. i got a gig thats big next week haha so bad bad if theres a talent scout

[BioBubbles]

I wish i cud sleep!! Its nearly 3am!

[AK Downfall]

I wish i cud sleep!! Its nearly 3am!
granted you move to alaska where its 6:30pm and we can be Rapture buddies as well

I wish people stop thinking Rapture isnt real

[Electro-Bolt]

Wish granted. Everyone on Earth is now a Schizophrenic.

I wish something fun and interesting would happen in my life.

[AK Downfall]

Wish granted. You fall asleep and never wake up. :p

I wish something fun and interesting would happen in my life.
haha beat ya electro

and granted you get a stripper mom or dad if your into that haha

[Lamb_meat]

Wish granted, your life does become interesting, as an ant.

Since no one has wished yet, i wished that i could have lunch.

[AK Downfall]

Wish granted, your life does become interesting, as an ant.

Since no one has wished yet, i wished that i could have lunch.
haha i beat ya too again!!

[Lamb_meat]

would u kindly answer wishes downfall ^^
kinda hard to carry on like this!

[AK Downfall]

would u kindly answer wishes downfall ^^
kinda hard to carry on like this!
sorry but unlike jack Fontaine didnt experiment on me haha and sure i will.

i wish that would you kindly work on my friends.

[Lamb_meat]

granted, but by work, you mean give a foot massage right?

I wish dance class has'nt been postponed again,

[AK Downfall]

granted, but by work, you mean give a foot massage right?

I wish dance class has'nt been postponed again,
granted but you get a substidute teacher who's a pain in the neck

i wish i didnt have to miss choir class tomorrow.

[Lamb_meat]

granted, choir class changes its timing, to 3am in the woods.

I wish i dont get caught using my lappie in class.

[Electro-Bolt]

Wish granted. But you get caught picking your nose instead. :D

I wish that I was the smartest man on Earth.

[AK Downfall]

Wish granted. But you get caught picking your nose instead. :D

I wish that I was the smartest man on Earth.
granted everyone in the world becomes dumber then you and you dont change at all.

I wish halloween costumes were permant when you put one on.

[Skoar]

granted everyone in the world becomes dumber then you and you dont change at all.

I wish halloween costumes were permant when you put one on.

Granted: You are now Little Bo Peep.

I wish I had more money.

[AK Downfall]

Granted: You are now Little Bo Peep.

I wish I had more money.
omg i hate that i would dress up as a splicer.

granted you just robbed a bank

have fun in jail

[Skoar]

omg i hate that i would dress up as a splicer.

granted you just robbed a bank

have fun in jail

Granted: I'm having a blast! My new friends and I are planning on robbing your house.

(The whole idea is to twist your wish into something you would hate--preferably humorusly). :D

I wish I had a three pound steak.

[Lamb_meat]

granted, but its all bone.

I wish there was a free luunch

[AK Downfall]

granted, but its all bone.

I wish there was a free luunch
granted but its a lame lunch.

i wish i had some ADAM right now.

[Lamb_meat]

granted, but its only some, and now your girlfriend cant stand you.

I wish i had'nt been abandoned by my friends to eat lunch on my own:(

[AK Downfall]

granted, but its only some, and now your girlfriend cant stand you.

I wish i had'nt been abandoned by my friends to eat lunch on my own:(
granted your friends come back to ask you why you left and beat you up for it.

I wish i had some EVE so i can rule the world with a fist full of LIGHTING!!

[Lamb_meat]

granted, but the world you rule kinda exists in a videogame.

I wish the people with me now would just die^^

[AK Downfall]

granted, but the world you rule kinda exists in a videogame.

I wish the people with me now would just die^^
granted everyone in the world dies in your dream but in reality you just died from a fist full of LIGHTING.

Sorry for killing you:) :( haha

[Lamb_meat]

granted everyone in the world dies in your dream but in reality you just died from a fist full of LIGHTING.

Sorry for killing you:) :( haha

MAKe a wish!! argh! would you kindly? no way for me to take revenge unless u do>_<

[AK Downfall]

MAKe a wish!! argh! would you kindly? no way for me to take revenge unless u do>_<
sorry i forget too haha.

I wish i gad a bathysphere so i can go back to Rapture. I should of never left all that ADAM in my room.

[Codex]

sorry i forget too haha.

I wish i gad a bathysphere so i can go back to Rapture. I should of never left all that ADAM in my room.

Granted, but when you return you find that you're no longer accepted as a member of the society and get all your ADAM taken from you.

I wish that I hadn't changed my sleep pattern so much recently. Its getting way too hard to go to bed before 10:30 :S

[Lamb_meat]

You did'nt, and now you're fast asleep, unable to come online!

I wish obama would shake my hand at the Opec summit.

[ShepherdGrey]

You did'nt, and now you're fast asleep, unable to come online!

I wish obama would shake my hand at the Opec summit.

you do, but the Secret Service get creeped out by you, and take you out, for national security reasons. they plant a gun on you, and your family is treated slightly better than the Rosenbergs.

i wish to find the one thing i am looking for right now.

[Fief]

you do, but the Secret Service get creeped out by you, and take you out, for national security reasons. they plant a gun on you, and your family is treated slightly better than the Rosenbergs.

i wish to find the one thing i am looking for right now.

You Found It!! .....to bad, now you no longer need it. :D



I wish Infinity Ward would get there @%$ and listen to what PC Gamers have to say, and reconsider their previous decisions on the release

[Lamb_meat]

granted, they do, its released now, but unfortunately u're at home and the stocks are running out.

I wish i know how to vlookup.

[AK Downfall]

granted, they do, its released now, but unfortunately u're at home and the stocks are running out.

I wish i know how to vlookup.
granted but something bad happens and you lose your memory of vlookup.

I wish i had a new xbox. Mine broke so im waiting if 2k is coming to make a BIoshock 2 xbox.

[iPomegranate]

granted but something bad happens and you lose your memory of vlookup.

I wish i had a new xbox. Mine broke so im waiting if 2k is coming to make a BIoshock 2 xbox.
Grante.... No, wait, it's to good to be true... :(


You get a normal Xbox but it red rings! XD

I wish I could get my final Bioshock achievement "Avid Inventor"
(Don't laugh, it's hard)

[AK Downfall]

Grante.... No, wait, it's to good to be true... :(


You get a normal Xbox but it red rings! XD

I wish I could get my final Bioshock achievement "Avid Inventor"
(Don't laugh, it's hard)
haha sorry i had to laugh
granted but it takes you 20 years to get the achievement

i wish school was over.

[IllusionOfLife]

i wish school was over.

Granted but you weren't prepared for the end of the school year so you have to retake several classes next year.

I wish that I could clone myself, have the clone read the GamesRadar Spoiler, and then tell me whether or not it's ok to read without actually telling me what it is.

[ShepherdGrey]

Granted but you weren't prepared for the end of the school year so you have to retake several classes next year.

I wish that I could clone myself, have the clone read the GamesRadar Spoiler, and then tell me whether or not it's ok to read without actually telling me what it is.

you clone(actually a DECOY) reads it, and it's head asplodes from the information, so you'll never know to read it or not.

i wish i could play the demo level that was reviewed in the articles released today.

[Skoar]

I wish that I could clone myself, have the clone read the GamesRadar Spoiler, and then tell me whether or not it's ok to read without actually telling me what it is.

Granted: But your clone uses the information to beat the game while you aren't looking, and then laughs at you.

I wish I had more free time.

Aargh!! NINJA'D (Well played, ShepherdGrey :D)

[Lamb_meat]

Granted: But your clone uses the information to beat the game while you aren't looking, and then laughs at you.

I wish I had more free time.

Aargh!! NINJA'D (Well played, ShepherdGrey :D)

granted, you're jobless.


you clone(actually a DECOY) reads it, and it's head asplodes from the information, so you'll never know to read it or not.

i wish i could play the demo level that was reviewed in the articles released today.
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you could, but then you realize you suck at bioshock and can't reach the end:eek:

I wish i knew what to pack for camp.

[Epstein_The_Swami]

Granted, you know exactly what to pack. Too bad you didn't wish for a bag to carry all that stuff in! :O

Yeah, that was lame.

I wish the new Halloween update for TF2 would just release already.

[AK Downfall]

granted but your ps3 broke while downloading.

I wish i was taller

[Codex]

granted but your ps3 broke while downloading.

I wish i was taller

Grated, but that doesn't change the fact that TF2 is a PC game.

I wish I had done a proper job on the paper I failed today.

[AK Downfall]

Grated, but that doesn't change the fact that TF2 is a PC game.

I wish I had done a proper job on the paper I failed today.
thanks haha

granted but the teacher still gives you the same grade.

I wish i had better xbox live connection

[Lamb_meat]

Granted, if only you had wished for games to actually play on xbox live^^

I wish for a little sister.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, if only you had wished for games to actually play on xbox live^^

I wish for a little sister.
curse you...

granted but someone calls 911 saying you have experimented on a little girl and kept her in your basement.
RAPEST AND ADAM ABSUER..

I wish a zombie invasion happen so i can test out my zombie killing skills

[Arcadia]

curse you...

granted but someone calls 911 saying you have experimented on a little girl and kept her in your basement.
RAPEST AND ADAM ABSUER..

I wish a zombie invasion happen so i can test out my zombie killing skills

Granted, but the zombies are lame and still manage to kill you. Everyone else survives.

I wish my oven would stop setting off my fire alarm.

[AK Downfall]

Granted, but the zombies are lame and still manage to kill you. Everyone else survives.

I wish my oven would stop setting off my fire alarm.
granted but the fire department still comes over cause they love seeing you EVERYDAY HAHA

i wish i had some chocolate

[Arcadia]

granted but the fire department still comes over cause they love seeing you EVERYDAY HAHA

i wish i had some chocolate

(sweet, firemen are smexy)

Granted, but it's the worst chocolate you've ever had and makes you sick.

I wish I had something better to do with my time than sit on the 2K forums all night D: (Not that it isn't fun but... I need a life T_T)

[AK Downfall]

(sweet, firemen are smexy)

Granted, but it's the worst chocolate you've ever had and makes you sick.

I wish I had something better to do with my time than sit on the 2K forums all night D: (Not that it isn't fun but... I need a life T_T)
granted but you do is go to a different forum and sit all night doing that instead.

p.s. i meant hermafferdite firepeople.

I wish i had a real big daddy suit.

[BioBubbles]

Granted but u r a permanent BD, grafted to the suit and spliced to high heaven unable to think independantly...poor AK! :(

I wish i hadnt stayed up this late and the remaining period of time i wil be staying up after this post lol

[AK Downfall]

Granted but u r a permanent BD, grafted to the suit and spliced to high heaven unable to think independantly...poor AK! :(

I wish i hadnt stayed up this late and the remaining period of time i wil be staying up after this post lol
granted but i dont know what to say cause i forgot.

p.s. curse you haha that would suck if i was

I wish i got some tonics that suck
(trick question)

[BioBubbles]

granted but i dont know what to say cause i forgot.

p.s. curse you haha that would suck if i was

I wish i got some tonics that suck
(trick question)

Dam u! There arent any that suck!... Invents some tonics in a U-Invent that realy suck, makes several versions and gives them to AK. Now you have Jelly Legs tonic, Expertly-Bad Hacker and Bad Hair Day tonic lol

I wish....hmm... I wish i didnt have to go to work tmro

[AK Downfall]

Dam u! There arent any that suck!... Invents some tonics in a U-Invent that realy suck, makes several versions and gives them to AK. Now you have Jelly Legs tonic, Expertly-Bad Hacker and Bad Hair Day tonic lol

I wish....hmm... I wish i didnt have to go to work tmro
haha im good at trick questions haha.

granted so you get sick but you get fired from your boss cause of getting sick.

I wish i got some bad plasmids. You cant use a U-vent to make some new plasmids cause and make some bad ones cause then your not granting my wish. hahaha (trick question)

[BioBubbles]

haha im good at trick questions haha.

granted so you get sick but you get fired from your boss cause of getting sick.

I wish i got some bad plasmids. You cant use a U-vent to make some new plasmids cause and make some bad ones cause then your not granting my wish. hahaha (trick question)

Ya big meanie lol i dont think i cud bare making a bad plasmid! Oh the horror!!

Btw is it u-vent or u-invent?

[AK Downfall]

Ya big meanie lol i dont think i cud bare making a bad plasmid! Oh the horror!!

Btw is it u-vent or u-invent?
haha im so evil at my trick question saying.

im in rapture and i wish i wasnt in a different location of the world.

muahhahah

and p.s. i think its called the u-invent cause of the play on words. You invent.

[BioBubbles]

Lol granted! But im a splicer and im gunna get yooo :p *drags my wrench on the ground creating sparks as i whistle*

No more wishes for me its 2.50am and im off to have dreams of rapture lol nite AK and thanks 4 the u-invent help :D

[AK Downfall]

Lol granted! But im a splicer and im gunna get yooo :p *drags my wrench on the ground creating sparks as i whistle*

No more wishes for me its 2.50am and im off to have dreams of rapture lol nite AK and thanks 4 the u-invent help :D
hahah glad too and instead of you killing me why dont we team up and rule rapture haha i get my half and you get yours.

I wish i was not a weakling and doesnt end up like Fontaine in the end.

[Electro-Bolt]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you only become a little bit stronger and still get killed by a random Bouncer.

I wish that this wish was uncorruptable and that I could have an infinite number of wishes which no one could corrupt. :cool:

[AK Downfall]

I wish that this wish was uncorruptable and that I could have an infinite number of wishes which no one could corrupt. :cool:
granted but you die before your wish is granted. HA!!! i founnd a loop hole haha

now grant my wish.

[Electro-Bolt]

granted but you die before your wish is granted. HA!!! i founnd a loop hole haha

now grant my wish.

There's no way to corrupt an uncorruptable wish. That's like killing an immortal man. Or winning an unwinnable game. Or defeating an undefeatable opponent... Hence, I win.

[AK Downfall]

There's no way to corrupt an uncorruptable wish. That's like killing an immortal man. Or winning an unwinnable game. Or defeating an undefeatable opponent... Hence, I win.
wrong you didnt wish you were immortal so that means i can use my loop hole so im right . haha

HENCE I WIN!!!

[Electro-Bolt]

"I wish that this wish was uncorruptable and that I could have an infinite number of wishes which no one could corrupt."

How do you know that I didn't wish for immortality after my first uncorruptable wish had come true?

[AK Downfall]

"I wish that this wish was uncorruptable and that I could have an infinite number of wishes which no one could corrupt."

How do you know that I didn't wish for immortality after my first uncorruptable wish had come true?
hmmm true but let me see. O if you do wish for immortality than that would be a seperate wish that can be corrupted so i still win haha

[Arcadia]

"I wish that this wish was uncorruptable and that I could have an infinite number of wishes which no one could corrupt."

How do you know that I didn't wish for immortality after my first uncorruptable wish had come true?

Granted, except that "uncorruptable" isn't a word and therefore your wish is moot.

I wish that no one attempts to use "I wish my wish is incorruptible" again in this thread :rolleyes: :p

[Lamb_meat]

"I wish that this wish was uncorruptable and that I could have an infinite number of wishes which no one could corrupt."

How do you know that I didn't wish for immortality after my first uncorruptable wish had come true?
NO wish is uncorruptable, so the karmagods blow your head off.

I wish i had more time to play LoL

[AK Downfall]

granted but LOL is now last years game and no one plays it

i wish it was feburary so i can get bioshock 2

[Codex]

Granted, except that "uncorruptable" isn't a word and therefore your wish is moot.

I wish that no one attempts to use "I wish my wish is incorruptible" again in this thread :rolleyes: :p

Granted, therefore this game goes on forever good job.

I wish that i had a whole bunch of bananas with which to lure a certain Time Lord.

[Arcadia]

Granted, therefore this game goes on forever good job.

I wish that i had a whole bunch of bananas with which to lure a certain Time Lord.

Granted, but he only wants you for your bananas and then leaves. (that... sounds so dirty...)

In that case, I wish I had a TARDIS :P

[Codex]

Granted, but he only wants you for your bananas and then leaves. (that... sounds so dirty...)

In that case, I wish I had a TARDIS :P

Granted, but it is still immature and therefore cannot travel through time and space.

I wish the Master knew how big a fangirl of his I was.

[Arcadia]

Granted, but it is still immature and therefore cannot travel through time and space.

I wish the Master knew how big a fangirl of his I was.

(That's okay, it'll get there eventually D: )

Granted, but he sends a lacky to get you out of his way, knowing that doing it himself would only make you happy D:

I wish I could afford to buy all four seasons of Doctor Who tomorrow D:

[Codex]

(That's okay, it'll get there eventually D: )

Granted, but he sends a lacky to get you out of his way, knowing that doing it himself would only make you happy D:

I wish I could afford to buy all four seasons of Doctor Who tomorrow D:

Granted, but now you can't get any Flogging Molly merch, or your SDCC ticket. Bwahaha.

I wish I could be at tonight's concert as well as tomorrows.

[Arcadia]

Granted, but now you can't get any Flogging Molly merch, or your SDCC ticket. Bwahaha.

I wish I could be at tonight's concert as well as tomorrows.

D: Granted, but there's an accident at the beginning of tonight's concert and you end up hospitalized and miss tomorrows D:

I wish our boss wasn't a (insert negative adjective of your choice here)

[Codex]

D: Granted, but there's an accident at the beginning of tonight's concert and you end up hospitalized and miss tomorrows D:

I wish our boss wasn't a (insert negative adjective of your choice here)

Granted, he is no longer an adjective. Instead he is a noun.

I wish I could have a bar of chocolate.

[Arcadia]

Granted, he is no longer an adjective. Instead he is a noun.

I wish I could have a bar of chocolate.

Granted. It is disgusting D: and tastes of raw bacon for some reason we will not get into.

I wish I had room to store all my books cuz they don't fit in my closet and under my bed anymore...

[Codex]

Granted. It is disgusting D: and tastes of raw bacon for some reason we will not get into.

I wish I had room to store all my books cuz they don't fit in my closet and under my bed anymore...

Granted, but now you can never find them because you have a library sized room filled with romance stories.

And that is disgusting what you did to the choco-bacon.

I wish for some pancakes.

[Arcadia]

Granted, but now you can never find them because you have a library sized room filled with romance stories.

And that is disgusting what you did to the choco-bacon.

I wish for some pancakes.

(There was a store in Oregon... I kid you not they sold chocolate covered bacon... I then lost all hope in humanity. I'm going back to my home planet.)

Granted, but they were made with veggie-meat and cheetohs.

I wish my cat would stop trying to bald herself... <.<0

[ShepherdGrey]

Granted, but now you can never find them because you have a library sized room filled with romance stories.

And that is disgusting what you did to the choco-bacon.

I wish for some pancakes.

EDIT: ninja'd ^^

Arcadia, your cat stops trying to bald itself, and starts trying to bald you. with a chainsaw.



i wish i could lose 20 pounds of fat.

[Justlookaway]

Granted, but now you can never find them because you have a library sized room filled with romance stories.

And that is disgusting what you did to the choco-bacon.

I wish for some pancakes.

Granted. The special ingredient is arsenic.

I wish for a toaster.

[AK Downfall]

Granted. The special ingredient is arsenic.

I wish for a toaster.
granted but it broke.

i wish it was feburary so we all can get bioshock 2

[Codex]

Granted. The special ingredient is arsenic

Tasty. Arsenic flavoured is awesome.



i wish it was feburary so we all can get bioshock 2

Granted, but no store has it because it isn't even put on disks yet and no box art has been made.

I wish I could buy two rabbits. I would call them Sander and Cohen.

[Arcadia]

Tasty. Arsenic flavoured is awesome.



Granted, but no store has it because it isn't even put on disks yet and no box art has been made.

I wish I could buy two rabbits. I would call them Sander and Cohen.

Granted, one kills the other, plasters it, and dies because it has nothing left to live for.

I wish I do not get killed by a chainsaw-wielding cat... D:

[ShepherdGrey]

Granted, one kills the other, plasters it, and dies because it has nothing left to live for.

I wish I do not get killed by a chainsaw-wielding cat... D:

Granted. but you are so horribly disfigured you cannot show your face again. mostly because no one knows where it is.

my wish still stands..... see my last post.

[Codex]

Granted. but you are so horribly disfigured you cannot show your face again. mostly because no one knows where it is.

my wish still stands..... see my last post.

My apologies. Sander bunny comes along and removes a limb. Steinman cat told him that it would be more fun to do aesthetically pleasing art.


I wish I could have more animals and name them after bioshock charaters. I'd have a chalmeleon called Atlas.

[Arcadia]

Granted. but you are so horribly disfigured you cannot show your face again. mostly because no one knows where it is.

my wish still stands..... see my last post.

Lol, ninja'd

[AK Downfall]

My apologies. Sander bunny comes along and removes a limb. Steinman cat told him that it would be more fun to do aesthetically pleasing art.


I wish I could have more animals and name them after bioshock charaters. I'd have a chalmeleon called Atlas.
granted but they all betray you and kill you.

i wish for disney to be never made.

[Arcadia]

granted but they all betray you and kill you.

i wish for disney to be never made.

Granted, Walt Disney instead became a grammar teacher. Due to people needing to learn grammar D:

I wish my computer was not lame and could run TF2 properly.

[ShepherdGrey]

granted but they all betray you and kill you.

i wish for disney to be never made.

granted, but the fates chose Roy Disney, not Walt, and everything else proceeds as normal, despite Roy having been the one to control the business side of things.

EDIT: ninja'd again, heh.

Arcadia, you have an ultrafast compy that could run it just fine, but it becomes sentient and goes looking for Sarah Connor.

i wish to get a full night of sleep.

[Codex]

Ninja'd.

Arcadia: granted, but everyone suddenly moves to play Crysis, which means more upgrades for you.

I wish that I had more time and money to play video games.

[Arcadia]

granted, but the fates chose Roy Disney, not Walt, and everything else proceeds as normal, despite Roy having been the one to control the business side of things.

EDIT: ninja'd again, heh.

Arcadia, you have an ultrafast compy that could run it just fine, but it becomes sentient and goes looking for Sarah Connor.

i wish to get a full night of sleep.

Granted, you sleep so well, you never leave your bed again.

I wish I can keep dodging all the insane BS2 spoilers that are currently plaguing the forums...

[ShepherdGrey]

granted, but you dodge them so much you forget about the game entirely.

i wish i had some artistic talent

[AK Downfall]

Granted, Walt Disney instead became a grammar teacher. Due to people needing to learn grammar D:

I wish my computer was not lame and could run TF2 properly.
is that a good thing?

[Arcadia]

is that a good thing?

...no.


granted, but you dodge them so much you forget about the game entirely.

i wish i had some artistic talent

Granted, but of course it wont be recognized until after you're dead.

I wish I could afford to move out on my own >.<

[Codex]

Granted, but of course it wont be recognized until after you're dead.

I wish I could afford to move out on my own >.<

Granted, but it makes me sad cause you don't want to move out with me :(

I wish I had a motorcycle.