Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Puddle]

Sure... you buy them and get mugged while exiting the store.

I wish I had a library in my house.

[bioshock_fan]

You have a library in your house, but all of the books are blank.

I wish I could go on a vacation to Hawaii.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, BUUUUUUUHHHT, on the way there, your plane crashes, you go into a conveinent lighthouse in the middle of the ocean, you go inside, there is a bathesphere. Being the Bioshock fan that you are, you hop in, and after a dramtic ride with sweeping vistas of fish and wildlife, you surface on a beach. You get out, and you are on a canbalistic island... and you're for dinner. :)

I wish that I had a helicopter, so I could save Bioshock_Fan from his dimise.

[bioshock_fan]

Granted, BUUUUUUUHHHT, on the way there, your plane crashes, you go into a conveinent lighthouse in the middle of the ocean, you go inside, there is a bathesphere. Being the Bioshock fan that you are, you hop in, and after a dramtic ride with sweeping vistas of fish and wildlife, you surface on a beach. You get out, and you are on a canbalistic island... and you're for dinner. :)

I wish that I had a helicopter, so I could save Bioshock_Fan from his dimise.

You have a helicopter, but unfortunately, the pilot falls asleep during the trip there. Once you are aware of this, you take control of the helicopter and are able to safely descend on the beach. Once you land, a huge mob of savage cannibals comes chasing after the chopper. I jump out from a tree and save the day by trapping all the cannibals in a net. We get into the chopper and are able to travel back safely BUT we end up in Africa instead of the destination planned and have to live in a hut and eat toasted bugs - Lion King style!

[Bioshocking123]

"Crunchy, yet satisfying!"-Lion King ;)
Nice ending to that story. I feel like I want to continue it... But this isn't the thread for that. :p

I wish that Bioshock_Fan and I had a boat so we could get back to America/Canada. :D

[Puddle]

You do... but by the time you arrive back in civilization, you discover the Americans are getting into Vaults, hoping to survive the "unlikely" nuclear apocalypse.

I wish, in the case of nuclear apocalypse, I get to live in a vault.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but the door doesn't close all the way, and you become a ghoul *Dun-dun-duhhh!*

I wish that the unlikely nuclear apocolypse was just that, unlikely, as in, it didn't happen, and when the sheepish Americans/Canadians come back to their homes, they would find that their money is gone, and the banks are emptied. The only evidence to the culprits is a note in the (now empty) US treasury building.
"I.O.U. 17 billion dollars
Love,
Bioshock_Fan and Bioshocking123"

[E.Bouncer]

Granted but then I come running along with an experimental MIV fatman gun and blow up the vault you just got in to live there,... time to kiss that karma goodbye :D


I wish Bioshocking and Bioshock_fan found the special reenforced titanium alloy nuclear bomb shellter I built so they could safely survive the Nuclear holocaust (I dont have to worry cause I got me BD suit on and am protected from radiation and large explosions)


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

Wha? No granting of my wish?
Whatever, I'll grant yours.

Why thank you for the Fallout shelter. Granted, but the BD suit gets a leak! :eek: So now, you have some bad rad poisoning, so Bioshock_Fan, I, LeCount, and AIW (They randomly showed up, don't look at me!) Have to travel across the country to find you some Rad-Away.

I wish my previous wish.

[Katfather]

Wha? No granting of my wish?
Whatever, I'll grant yours.

Why thank you for the Fallout shelter. Granted, but the BD suit gets a leak! :eek: So now, you have some bad rad poisoning, so Bioshock_Fan, I, LeCount, and AIW (They randomly showed up, don't look at me!) Have to travel across the country to find you some Rad-Away.

I wish my previous wish.

Granted, but you're picked up by a heavy armed "telent scout" who forces you all to appear in "American Zombies Talent Show" Sorry, your score was -10 and your new nick names are "breakfast", "lunch" and "snack" (Sorry, Bioshocky, but there wasn't much of you left after breakfast and lunch and you know kids, always playing with their food..)
I wish I could stop reading this thread. It's driving me mad, MAD I TELL YOU! MAD, MAD MAD!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! HEE HEE

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, you instead become addicted to the Word Game. *Shivers* You can NEVER get away from that one.

I wish that 2K would throw a gigantic party, and pay for all of us to come party and play the full version of Bioshock 2, finished. :D

[E.Bouncer]

Granted but we all become hooked and never leave


I wish I could have another wish


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but it requires you to post again.
:D

I wish that Bioshock was real, but the good ending happened...

[Katfather]

Granted, you instead become addicted to the Word Game. *Shivers* You can NEVER get away from that one.



Sighhhh, yeah, I KNOW...

[Bioshocking123]

lol

I'm changing my wish.
I wish that it didn't rain today, so I could have gone hiking, so I didn't have to go the mall today instead of tomorrow when the big sale is happening. :D

[Cohen's Masterpiece]

Granted! Oh, by the way, there's a forrest fire that's running all the animals out of the woods, so you might get trampled my a herd of ticks and mountain lions. ;)

I wish that i could teleport places instead of walking or driving...

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but like in Bioshock, it is full of bugs, and like in the movie Click, tou teleport past the best years of your life. o_o

I wish that my frikin' eye would stop hurting.

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

Granted, but like in Bioshock, it is full of bugs, and like in the movie Click, tou teleport past the best years of your life. o_o

I wish that my frikin' eye would stop hurting.

granted, but now you get a headache.. (dont scratch it or you will get a pink eye) i wish i get a 2 more weeks before break is over..

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but you lose two weeks of summer. D:

I wish that I didn't fall into freezing cold water today.

[Asherah]

Granted but you fall into freezing cold water everyday for the rest of your life.

I wish my homework was already finish.

[Bioshocking123]

Another case of Asherah procratination? Mhmm. ;)
Granted, but tomorrow, your teachers load on the homework like no other.

I wish that school was non-existant, and we were all born with the knowlege to do whatever we please.

[Cohen's Masterpiece]

granted, but by law you have to go to school, so you spend 7 hours sitting on the pile of dirt where your school used to be ;)

i wish i had a mini-computer implanted in the palm of my hand, allowing me to go online wherever i am, without anyone noticing...

[Puddle]

Ok, but it is a Pip-Boy 3000. The world is in the aftermath of a nuclear war.

I wish I had a large tower complex in Washington D.C. as a home.

[Asherah]

Granted but your home is in the middle of a nuclear wasteland. Welcome to Falllout

I wish I had a new tv.

[Puddle]

Grante, but it is roken, and you threw out the receipt.

I wish I had a gaming laptop.

[Spliced Big Daddy]

granted ,
but it has very low specs and can only play games which are educational

[bioshock_fan]

I wish I could go back in time 2 weeks to the beginning of Chrsitmas holidays.

[Puddle]

Sure, but you get stuck in a time warp, and you get the two weeks. Of course, you have no idea a holiday is going to be commemorated about a boy who isn't even born yet. Don't step in dung on your way to the Arabian bazaar.

I wish I had a WWII gun with bayonet, for show only.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but due to decay from the previous owner leaving it outside, it crumbles as soon as you get it.

I wish that I could live in New York city for one year, and then come back to my little dinky town in California.

[Gingerbeard]

granted, but during your stay you are constantly heckled by homeless people, mugged, and spat on by various pedestrians. Then when you go back to your "dinky town", you find that it has disappeared.

I wish I had better grades.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but people make fun of you for being a nerd.

I wish that people would read my post in the Bioshock Level Hurt/Heal thread that I just wrote.
*Hint hint*
You know you want to.... :D

[Gingerbeard]

granted, however they dont like it and give you bad rep (OH NOES!!).

I wish I had some real, functioning, tonics that wont kill/deform/harm me in any way.

[Cohen's Masterpiece]

granted! you injected it into your arm and now you have AIDS ;)

i wish that i could command animals to do my bidding :D

[Bioshocking123]

granted, however they dont like it and give you bad rep (OH NOES!!).


Gah. You stabbed me with an ice-pick of negative rep. *Flops onto ground, twitching slightly*
:D

Granted, but you turn inexplicantly evil, and the world is destroyed by animals.

I wish that you couldn't corrupt this wish.

[Asherah]

Granted but that wish defies the laws of this thread and also reality causing the universe to explode.

I wish that you could divide by zero.

[Cohen's Masterpiece]

Granted- uh on, the awesomeness of doing that just created a black hole. :D

I wish i could read minds...

[ironbear66]

Granted, but you're picked up by a heavy armed "telent scout" who forces you all to appear in "American Zombies Talent Show" Sorry, your score was -10 and your new nick names are "breakfast", "lunch" and "snack" (Sorry, Bioshocky, but there wasn't much of you left after breakfast and lunch and you know kids, always playing with their food..)
I wish I could stop reading this thread. It's driving me mad, MAD I TELL YOU! MAD, MAD MAD!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! HEE HEE

This is Madness, No, THIS IS SPARTA!!!.



Granted- uh on, the awesomeness of doing that just created a black hole. :D

I wish i could read minds...

Granted, but you don't know how to stop reading minds and ends up in a nice padded room.

[Puddle]

I wish I had some Canadian Bacon for breakfast tomorrow.

[ironbear66]

I wish I had some Canadian Bacon for breakfast tomorrow.

Dammit i forgot to type in my wish.

back to the wish, Granted but the doctor says that you will die if you eat even bite of bacon.

I wish that Puddle and Death(the user in here, not the real death) were more active in here.

[Cohen's Masterpiece]

granted, but their posts are all spam.

i wish i had a pet duck named charlie...

[Gingerbeard]

granted, however charlie is obscenely ugly, schizophrenic and has laser beams for eyeballs. He is also bullet-proof and has devoted his short duck-life to making you miserable.

I wish I always knew the right answer.

[ironbear66]

granted, however charlie is obscenely ugly, schizophrenic and has laser beams for eyeballs. He is also bullet-proof and has devoted his short duck-life to making you miserable.

I wish I always knew the right answer.


Granted, but your memory span is very short, you forget things very fast.

i wish that everyone in here gets rick roll'd in here.


is this only rumors or will bioshock 2 be this awesome as in the bioshock teaser video? ----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

[Asherah]

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down-

Um.... granted but the video gets deleted.

I wish it was summer already.

[Gingerbeard]

granted, but you failed all of your classes and have to go to summer school

I wish ironbear was rick rolled just for jokingly wishing such a horrible fate upon all of us.

[ironbear66]

granted, but you failed all of your classes and have to go to summer school

I wish ironbear was rick rolled just for jokingly wishing such a horrible fate upon all of us.

actually, i love rick rolling videos cause everyone else hates it.

[Gingerbeard]

actually, i love rick rolling videos cause everyone else hates it.

fine, I wish ironbear hated being rick rolled more than anything he had ever experienced, which is unfortunate because it happens daily.

[LookBehindU]

granted, ironbear is eventually driven insane by the constant rick rolling. so much so that he creates a virus that causes the rick roll video to play every single time you you try to do ANYTHING on an infected device. this virus spreads to every device on the planet. in a matter of days the worlds information networks fall into pieces and we go back to the dark ages of NO INTERNET!

I wish Left 4 Dead had more campaign levels

[LeCount]

Granted, but the virus ironbear made eventually infects every electronic on the world thus making it were you can't even attempt to play left 4 dead.

I wish ironbears virus never existed

[Asherah]

Granted the virus doesn't exist; except for you. Enjoy!!!

I wish it would snow tomorrow.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but it snows so bad that cars ca't drive, but you still have to go to school.

I wish that I had a functional time machine.




i wish that everyone in here gets rick roll'd in here.


is this only rumors or will bioshock 2 be this awesome as in the bioshock teaser video? ----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

That was the first time I have ever been Rick Roll'd. Thank you. ;)

[Asherah]

That was the first time I have ever been Rick Roll'd. Thank you. ;)

You should enjoy this than :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzZowKL4i4s&feature=related

Oh and wish granted but it causes a time paradox that destroys the very fabric of space and time and obliterates everthing in the known universe.

I wish I had a pony.

[LeCount]

Granted, but it is one of those mutated spliced-up Asherah-eating ponies

I wish I will definitely be a doctor someday.
P.S. Where is your avatar from this time Asherah?

[Asherah]

Some art I found that I thought looked awesome and it remotely resembles me which I just noticed so maybe that was another reason too but mostly because I like the picture and I was like "I want that for my avatar!"....... I just noticed I get really talkative when I'm sleep-deprived. :confused:

[Cohen's Masterpiece]

Granted, but it is one of those mutated spliced-up Asherah-eating ponies

I wish I will definitely be a doctor someday.
P.S. Where is your avatar from this time Asherah?

granted- you're a Dr. Grossman splicer. Have fun! :D

i wish that Rapture actually existed...

[bioshock_fan]

Rapture does exist, but you will never discover it or hear any news about it in your lifetime.

I wish that there is no more corruption in politics.

[Gingerbeard]

granted, however a new totalitarian regime takes over the United States and shortly after the world, in the process removing all corruption from politics along with any and all liberties. Forcing all of the Earth into a lockstep lifestyle dominated by fear and forced obediance.

Edit: I wish I was an oscar-meyer wiener

[bioshock_fan]

"Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener. That is what I'd truly like to be. 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, Everyone would be in love with me. Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer wiener. That is what I'd never want to be. Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener. There would soon be nothing left of me!"

You become an Oscar Mayer wiener, get thrown onto a flaming hot barbecue, get stuffed into a bun, are drowned in ketchup and mustard, then are chopped up into a fine mush by big, yellow teeth. ...Sorry dude, you should have read the second half of the song. Hey, at least you won't feel any pain:) !

I wish that I can get a good job when I'm older.

[BioShock Freak]

Granted, but you don't make enough money. :( Lol.

I wish I was in my house already. :)

~Mari.

[bioshock_fan]

You are at your house, but a major storm is headed your way so you have to make a run for it!

I wish that it was the weekend already.

[BioShock Freak]

Granted! But the weekend goes by so fast, thus hardly enjoying it.

I wish I had some breakfast. :)

~Mari.

[Puddle]

Sure... but it is a millionaires breakfast. How do you plan to pay off that $1,250?

I wish I had a collection of '50's music.

[Gingerbeard]

granted. its all on records and all of the records are so scratched you cant listen to them at all.

I wish...uhhh.....ummmm...Jake Delhomme was better at football

[Puddle]

Sure, but now you're his practice dummy.
No breaks.

I wish I had a full set of football training gear.

[Cohen's Masterpiece]

Sure, but it crumbles into dust the very second you put it on.

I wish that I could have an unlimited amount of Oreos and milk :D

[BioShock Freak]

Granted! But every one of them oreos and milk are spoiled. :( Lol.

I wish I had a nice, big, juicy steak right now. Mmm! :D

~Mari.

[Asherah]

Granted but its raw.

I wish the weather was warm tomorrow (I'm sick of the cold).

[BioShock Freak]

Granted but its raw.

I wish the weather was warm tomorrow (I'm sick of the cold).
I actually like my steak medium rare. I love raw meat as well, it's delicious. :p

Granted, but it's so warm your blood boils. =/

I wish I was over my cold.

~Mari.

[Gingerbeard]

granted, you have get gout from all of that raw meat youve been eating instead.

I wish I was on fire

[BigJohn2008]

Granted. you are on fire at a fire station and they put you out as soon as you catch on fire.

I wish for multiplayer on Bioshock

[BioShock Freak]

Granted, but you have no one to play with. :(

I wish I had a soda. :)

~Mari.

[BigJohn2008]

Granted but the fizz is gone.

I wish I had a larger TV

[Katfather]

Granted.. Pity it wasn't set up right and fell on top of you.. (Now! In living color! Big John Squish! Check your local listings..)

I wish ABC, CBS, AND NBC would stop sending my scripts back with a note saying "You're kidding, right?"

[BioShock Freak]

Granted.. Pity it wasn't set up right and fell on top of you.. (Now! In living color! Big John Squish! Check your local listings..)

I wish ABC, CBS, AND NBC would stop sending my scripts back with a note saying "You're kidding, right?"
Aww, I couldn't corrupt that wish, it wouldn't be nice. :(
~Mari.

[thesuperjman]

Granted.. Pity it wasn't set up right and fell on top of you.. (Now! In living color! Big John Squish! Check your local listings..)

I wish ABC, CBS, AND NBC would stop sending my scripts back with a note saying "You're kidding, right?"

...:)
granted, but your writing is so good that you reach a celebrity status and soon after, begin to do all of the "bad" celebrity stuff, then you get a really bad reputation and those companies and all others just decide to stop doing business with your naughty self....

eh, i tried.


um, i wish it was summer weather all year 'round.

[Puddle]

It is, but Al Gore and Katfather are both angry at you now, so you get imprisoned in a government facility with Japanese torture experts to watch over you. (They made a deal)

I wish people wouldn't reject Katfather's scripts.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but now you turn into a frog. lol, I can't think of anything, give me a break, I'm tired after a long day at school!

I wish that what I just said didn't happen to me today, e.g. I didn't go to school. :)

[Puddle]

Sure, but a sudden avalanche buried you in a cold, icy tomb.

I wish I had no school tomorrow.

[Spliced Big Daddy]

granted, but you suddenly rember that you have a 10 page essay about famous poets.
i wish i had skate 2

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

granted, but someone stole it since your the only kid who had
it before realese date..

i wish i can go back to time to the 1960's

[BigJohn2008]

Granted but its nothing like the 1960's you remember it's more like a knockoff 1980's.

I wish that my DVD shelf wasn't breaking.

[E.Bouncer]

Granted it is now super strong and heavy and falls on you breaking your back instead

I wish I could find a decent non-violent PC game with good graphics:(


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[BigJohn2008]

Granted but none of your PCs that you own will ever work again after you install it.

I wish LOST started tonight.

[Spliced Big Daddy]

granted, but you remember that you forgot to pay your cable bill,and right before it starts you cable is gone.
i wish that all of my future wishes are uncorruptable

[BigJohn2008]

Granted but this one was corrupted therefore invalidating this wish.

I wish the rain was gumdrops and lemon drops.

[Asherah]

Granted but you drown in candy.

I wish I had a vicious,bloodthirsty, man-eating (but no Asherah-eating) bunny.

[Gingerbeard]

Granted. you are on fire at a fire station and they put you out as soon as you catch on fire.

I wish for multiplayer on Bioshock
lol, I wished for a bad thing, which got corrupted into a good thing, it worked. I win:D


I wish I had a vicious,bloodthirsty, man-eating (but no Asherah-eating) bunny.
granted, it eats everyone and everything you care about, then gets hit by a car.

[Puddle]

Granted but you drown in candy.

I wish I had a vicious,bloodthirsty, man-eating (but no Asherah-eating) bunny.

Granted, but it eats every thing in the world, and you are forced to wander with a bloody, smelly, rabid bunny that likes to nibble at your butt.

I wish I had a guard dog.

[BigJohn2008]

Granted but it guards everything from you and destroys all of your prized possessions including your right hand.

I wish for a free Cokes for life card.

[Puddle]

Sure, but you get busted for drug possesion!
(Play on words!)

I wish I had an easier way to build my snow fort.

[RT111]

Sure, but you get busted for drug possesion!
(Play on words!)

I wish I had an easier way to build my snow fort.

Granted you get a snow machine that makes and builds snow forts but it doesn't have a off button and the machine couses the next ice age.

I wish there was peace on earth.
(can't wait to see how this turns out)

[KLHill]

Granted! You have peace on earth! We're all dead. Thanks a lot.

[KLHill]

Oh.. I get a wish too. ok..I wish we were not all dead.

[Asherah]

Granted we're all alive, except for you.

I wish I had some chocolate right now.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, except it's nasty rotten chocolate you find under your bed from Easter... and it's January, so that bunny is OLD.
:)

I wish that some organ in my ribcage would stop hurting. (It's on the opposite side of my heart. Ow.)

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

Granted, except it's nasty rotten chocolate you find under your bed from Easter... and it's January, so that bunny is OLD.
:)

I wish that some organ in my ribcage would stop hurting. (It's on the opposite side of my heart. Ow.)

(your expecting something bloody aernt ya?) granted, but we took you to dr. steimen for surgery. DUM DUM DUM! i wish they could stop making games for a while so i could catch up with older games: gta 4, mass effect, dead rising etc. ..

[Cohen's Masterpiece]

granted, but now there will never start making them again :eek:

i wish my computer's battery life was longer...

[Puddle]

Sure, but it lasts so long Aliens and the Government come to obtain this amazing infinite power source. The world is ravaged. Congratulations.

I wish I had a private Jet Plane.

[Gingerbeard]

granted, but you cant afford the fuel for it. Also its rusty and smells like cat-pee so it has terrible resale value.

I wish the Gears of War 2 patch was done, and done well

[RT111]

granted, but you cant afford the fuel for it. Also its rusty and smells like cat-pee so it has terrible resale value.

I wish the Gears of War 2 patch was done, and done well

Granted the patch was done so well you get sucked into the game and die with in 2 min because you have nothing to protect yourself.

I wish there was more music I liked to listen to.

[TheAmazingBojack]

There is...but you aren't looking harder!

I wish I had a robot that would do everything I tell it.

[Gingerbeard]

granted. In being around you so much, it also learns everything about you, including your darkest most disgusting secrets, which it then writes a book about, which become Oprah's book of the month or whatever, and thus bought by millions of Oprah worshippers. Then the robot is invited to talk on Oprah's show, where it talks more about your secrets.

I wish it were a reasonable temperature wherever I am.

[E.Bouncer]

Granted but it is a reasonable temprature for a dragon! so it is like 500 degrees celcius and we all die from the heat... but on the good side Dragons have come to life!


I wish me and all my friends here on the forums would be able to withstand the heat so we could still be alive and we all had extra good equipment so our computers and stuff would not melt and also that we dont get killed or eaten by the dragons

~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but all of your real life friends perish in the blaze. :(

I wish that I wasn't tired right now.

[BioShock Freak]

Granted. But now you're so un-tired that you can never go to sleep, ever.

I wish there was nicer guys in this world. :(

~Mari.

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

Granted. But now you're so un-tired that you can never go to sleep, ever.

I wish there was nicer guys in this world. :(

~Mari.

granted, but you became mean........... i wish i had a gold xbox live. i have silver :(

[BioShock Freak]

Granted, but as soon as you get it, you get the RROD. :(

I wish my Philly cheese steak sandwich wasn't so hot so I can eat it. :D Lol.

~Mari.

[Gingerbeard]

granted, but it freezes into an inedible block of would be cheesy goodness.

I wish it were 65 degrees farenheit whereever I am.

[RT111]

granted, but it freezes into an inedible block of would be cheesy goodness.

I wish it were 65 degrees farenheit whereever I am.

Granted but it only last for 5 sec never to be 65 again.

I wish I could jump off of tall buildings and not get hurt in anyway.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted but it only last for 5 sec never to be 65 again.

I wish I could jump off of tall buildings and not get hurt in anyway.

Granted, you fall through the Earth and float aimlessly through space for the rest of time.

I wish that Mari wasn't sad anymore. :(

[Puddle]

Granted, now Mari is mad at you.

I wish I had a big block of bleu cheese, that isn't dangerous, and will not get destroyed in any way.

[Asherah]

Granted but than I eat it. :p

I wish my school would blow up during the night without hurting or killing anyone (especially me) and that school would be cancel for the rest of the year and we wouldn't have to make it up and we still graduate.

[BioShock Freak]

Granted, but since you missed so much school, you're not smart enough to go to college. :(

I wish I had a ride to the Mall right now.

~Mari.

[Puddle]

Sure, but you have to skydive and land on a target the size of a needle or else you will hit a car or the roof, and be scarred for life.

I wish I had a meatball sandwich for lunch tomorrow.

[BioShock Freak]

Granted, but the meat is so raw you get sick.

I wish there wasn't so many people in my room right now. :mad: Lol.

~Mari.

[BigDaddyV]

Granted, but they leave and never come back, and you never see them, nor anyone else again.

I wish I was rich. (Real money, and it cant be stolen or lost or anything. As soon as it leaves my hand i can make i come back..:cool: )

[RT111]

Granted, but they leave and never come back, and you never see them, nor anyone else again.

I wish I was rich. (Real money, and it cant be stolen or lost or anything. As soon as it leaves my hand i can make i come back..:cool: )

granted but the first time you try to make it come back to your hand it takes your head off.

I wish I had a wish to wish

[E.Bouncer]

granted but the wish you wanted to wish is not the actuall wish you really wanted but an improper wish about you wanting a wish that is not improper like the wish you have now... wishy wish wish wish :p


I wish I could find the PC game portal that is not scratched, damaged, pirated, it does not kill me nor slice off any of my limbs or body parts, it does not turn evil and try to take over the world, that I do not die for some random reason and (most importantly) that no one else dies or gets harmed in any way shape or form... oh and I enjoy the game, and my computer can play it, and it does not crash or blowup, and it works perfectly (ooh nearly forgot that one:D )



~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Gingerbeard]

granted, and you enjoy playing it so much you forget to eat and die

I wish the roads wernt icy anymore.

[BigJohn2008]

Granted they are made of lava.

I wish that it was Spring time in the northern hemisphere.

[Asherah]

Granted but the springtime season also brings along a swarm of killerbees that kill everyone.

I wish I had some extra cash.

[BigJohn2008]

Granted you have so much extra cash you can't explain where it came from and the IRS sends you to federal prison for tax evasion.

I wish that nose wasn't stuffy.

[Puddle]

Sure, but "that nose" belongs to someone else, and they sneeze and cover you in snot.

I wish, in case of Zombie Apocalypse, I had an auto shotgun.

[Asherah]

Granted but you have no bullets and you're in the middle of a brain-hungry zombie horde.

I wish I had a portal gun.

[Cohen's Masterpiece]

Granted, but it is broken and teleports you to a distant planet infested with vicious cod :D (Fallout 3 reference ;))

[Puddle]

I wish I had a fully stocked Experimental MIRV in case of Zombie Apocalypse.

[BioShock Freak]

I wish I had a fully stocked Experimental MIRV in case of Zombie Apocalypse.
LOL. Granted, but when you try to use it, it doesn't work and you're stuck with all of the Zombies. :(

I wish I hadn't had so much coffee last night; now I can't sleep. :(

~Mari.

[E.Bouncer]

Granted instead you had a high amount of caffeine injected into you so you are still awake but you did not have any coffee:p


I wish I could get a good air-con unit, IT IS BOILING OVER HERE !!!


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Puddle]

Sure, but the water level rises (Al gore was right!) and the boiling water kills you.

I wish I had a big speaker, an big screen to cast on, and a 1/2 hour block on CBS to talk about whatever I like, without any of m clothing defecting, and not sneezing, peeing or otherwise soiling my pants.
;)

[E.Bouncer]

Granted but you are soo popular on CBS that you get hundreds of mad fans and papparazi (including that one from Bioshock) pounding at your door for the rest of your abnormally long life
(yep that cereal you had for breaky this morning had a good dose of Dr Suchong's life extending Adam so now you are cursed for even longer!)


I wish I had about $740 dollers so I can get that up-grade for my PC that I badly need:(


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but it is stolen from starving children in Africa. Enjoy your computer... Killer. :D

I wish that I could make some sparetime to post around here, I'm feeling kinda disconnected from my "friends" here... (And I am allowed to leave, have free time like I usually do, In fact, I wish for an extra hour in the day, it can screw up the space-time continum, I can't die, etc. etc.)

[Plasmidholic]

Ah, I'll be nice and let Puddle take it. ;)

[Puddle]

Granted, but it is stolen from starving children in Africa. Enjoy your computer... Killer. :D

I wish that I could make some sparetime to post around here, I'm feeling kinda disconnected from my "friends" here... (And I am allowed to leave, have free time like I usually do, In fact, I wish for an extra hour in the day, it can screw up the space-time continum, I can't die, etc. etc.)
Sure, but you get charged as an accomplice in those children's murders, and you get sent to prison. You get to enjoy your computer in your new padded room!

I wish I had a recording studio to play my saxophone.

[Plasmidholic]

Of course. But there is an accident while recording and the volume gets raised unimaginably, and everyone in a three mile radius goes deaf.

I wish Resistance: Retribution comes out earlier than March.

[BioShock Freak]

Granted! But the game turns out to suck VERY bad and disappointing. :(

I wish I had some chocolate.

~Mari.

[E.Bouncer]

Granted and it is a perfectly fine piece of chocolate until it melts because you left it in your pocket



Granted, but it is stolen from starving children in Africa. Enjoy your computer... Killer. :D

Oh I feel terrible now!

I wish I had $10,000 dollers to give to those poor children!



~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Puddle]

Sure... but now you wish you had more, but you keep giving until you're bankrupt.

I wish E. Bouncer had a fund fir the kids.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but due to your spelling, instead of money FOR chileren, it's money FIR children, meaning that he is taking care of trees. (E.Bouncer is now Julie Langford. Enjoy :))

I wish that Puddle was a better speller. :p

[BioShock Freak]

Granted, but it is stolen from starving children in Africa. Enjoy your computer... Killer. :D
HAHA! :D

Granted, but due to your spelling, instead of money FOR chileren, it's money FIR children, meaning that he is taking care of trees. (E.Bouncer is now Julie Langford. Enjoy :))

I wish that Puddle was a better speller. :p
LOL! Girlie, you have me laughing off my butt all the time. :D

Granted, but now he's such a good speller that it makes you look bad, thus making it hard for people to believe you're not stupid. :( Lol.

I wish I could fall asleep right now.

~Mari.

[Bioshocking123]

(Why thank you, I take pride in my sillyness) Granted, but so do I, and I miss my finals and can't go to Disneyland tomorrow.

I wish I could go eat breakfast. :D

[BioShock Freak]

(Why thank you, I take pride in my sillyness) Granted, but so do I, and I miss my finals and can't go to Disneyland tomorrow.

I wish I could go eat breakfast. :D
(LOL. As you should. ;))

Granted! But you take too long eating breakfast that you miss the bus. :( (Hope you don't really miss it, you have 2 minutes, missy! :D Lol.)
~Mari.

[E.Bouncer]

Granted but because I had to grant a non existent wish anything random could just happen with this random granting of a wish and now a wild elephant is roaming around your neighbor hood eating all the plants and destroying lots of properties and you are charged responsible for it because you didnt make a wish... oh here is a giant shovel for you cause when an elephant has to go... well people have been buried alive:p


I wish that puddles spelling of fir actually spelled for so none of this crazy stuff would happen and that all the kids in Africa actually had all the money they needed and that I could just get of this subject of poor african kids without hearing anything else horrible happen to them:D


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[thesuperjman]

jeez biofan, way to not make a wish. tsk tsk, a mod not playing by the rules...

:)

i wish i had had a better week then this has been :(

[Plasmidholic]

Granted. But the week AFTER that is absolutely horrible. :D


I wish that my camera had a larger batter life, since it runs on AAs and they must be replaced about every few hours...

[BioShock Freak]

jeez biofan, way to not make a wish. tsk tsk, a mod not playing by the rules...

If by Biofan you mean me, I forgot. Lol. Pardon me, was severely exhausted.

Granted. But the week AFTER that is absolutely horrible. :D


I wish that my camera had a larger batter life, since it runs on AAs and they must be replaced about every few hours...
Granted! But then your camera lens broke and you can't use it anymore. :(

~Mari.

[Cohen's Masterpiece]

I wish that i had some money to buy left for dead...

[Gingerbeard]

granted, you spend all of your money on left for dead, which you get sick of after 2 minutes of playing.

I wish Mafia 2 and/or Bioshock 2 were done, done well in their entireties and I can play them unimpeded without dying/hallucinating/contracting some horrible disease/etc.

300th post

[Plasmidholic]

You get BioShock 2, and you play it for DAYS without ANY break to collect everything, and it's just amazing. However, right before the surprise ending, all of your video game consoles and your PC break. After that, you hear that Mafia 2 has been recalled.

BOOM.

I wish for a new camera since the lens on my old one broke. XD

[Puddle]

Granted, but now he's such a good speller that it makes you look bad, thus making it hard for people to believe you're not stupid. :( Lol.
~Mari.
Isn't that the norm?
^ Sure, but the lens gives scizophrenia and you get your picture taken with it. Have fun with your mental disease.

I wish I was a famous writer.

[Plasmidholic]

You become a famous writer, but then someone gets offended and kills you after reading your latest novel, "How To Destroy Wishes."

I wish I had a cake.

[Dr. Locke]

Granted, but it is one of those cakes where the sexy lady hides inside and then pops out when you least expect it. But in this case, the lady is an old guy - so you really get nothing out of this.

I wish I had the entire Burne Hogarth artistry collection.

***

[Gingerbeard]

granted but...uhhh...who's Burne Hogarth? Anyway, it catches fire and is burned to black Hogarthian ashes.

Speaking of cake, I wish that the cake is not a lie.

[E.Bouncer]

granted but...uhhh...who's Burne Hogarth? Anyway, it catches fire and is burned to black Hogarthian ashes.

Speaking of cake, I wish that the cake is not a lie.

granted but it completely messes PoRTaL up and you get sucked into the game and there are twice as many security bots!


I wish I had the money to buy Spore, and the money does not come or get stolen from anyone ESPECIALLY the poor kids in Africa... Bioshocking123! :p



~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

You rang? You called for me? Well, I'm here, ready to give my postive input to a thoughful thread-Oh, It's only the corrupt-a-wish thread. :[

Forget that awesome entry.

AAAAANYWAY.
E.Bounce. Granted, but the poor kids in Africa were forced into child labor to make your game. :(

I wish that Disneyland would be fun, and that you guys would miss me in my two day absence! :D

[E.Bouncer]

You rang? You called for me? Well, I'm here, ready to give my postive input to a thoughful thread-Oh, It's only the corrupt-a-wish thread. :[

Forget that awesome entry.

AAAAANYWAY.
E.Bounce. Granted, but the poor kids in Africa were forced into child labor to make your game. :(

I wish that Disneyland would be fun, and that you guys would miss me in my two day absence! :D


grrr you just had to make me feel bad didnt you:p

Granted but we miss you soo much that we harness the power of the Portal gun and transport back here so we wont have to wait for your... insightful entries:p

I wish you would stop ruining those poor kids lives (cause your the one that makes em do that stuff thats right!) and that they all had a exellent computer (for free) and got a copy of all the great games (but they dont get my computer or games)


P.s I didnt ring or call for you nor did I have any incentive for you to grant that wish for me:rolleyes:

~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

Oh, but I still heard the Bioshocking123 call... Dang bugle must be malfuntioning.

Granted, now you are taking the blame for ruining their lives. :)

I wish that E.Bouncer would fix my Bioshocking123 Brand Bugle. :p

[E.Bouncer]

GAH! Why cant you stop with the Poor kids!

anyway Granted I do fix it but now whenever someone has a post with any of the letters of your name a very loud alarm goes off wherever you are and only you can here it (have fun trying to sleep):D


I wish that Bioshocking123 will not grant this wish! oh and that the poor kids in Africa can have a "happilly ever after" ending

Now Please Bioshocking no more with the poor kids suffering you are driving me mad and I want to get outta the car!!!:p


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[BioShock Freak]

GAH! Why cant you stop with the Poor kids!

anyway Granted I do fix it but now whenever someone has a post with any of the letters of your name a very loud alarm goes off wherever you are and only you can here it (have fun trying to sleep):D


I wish that Bioshocking123 will not grant this wish! oh and that the poor kids in Africa can have a "happilly ever after" ending

Now Please Bioshocking no more with the poor kids suffering you are driving me mad and I want to get outta the car!!!:p
HAHA! You guys are hilarious. :D

Anyway...GRANTED! But because Bioshocking can't grant this wish, I will do the honours by granting your second wish as well. Except for they get a 'happily ever after' ending once they get home from working so hard to make your video games. :p

~Mari.

[Bioshocking123]

Buwahahaha! Thanks Mari, for keeping the dream alive! :D


I wish that E.Bouncer would stop trying to stop me from making little starving Africa children hate him, and stay on this car of humiliation.... Yes. :D

[E.Bouncer]

Mari!!! why why WHYHYHYHY!!! would you encourage this!... Madnesss!


Granted but this car of humiliation changes into yours once the Children Find out you have been making them miserable with your awefully evil wishes! which makes them so mad at you they try create a protest against you but they are now far too weak from being soo mad at you that they all collapse moaning and you get charged a large fine and now you have to look after them all! 24/7:p

I wish I had a money tree that never died or withered and never ran out of money so I could send the poor kids heaps of money every day so they can be well supplied for the rest of their lives, and they never have to do any more slave work again!:D

-starts recording Audio Diary-
"The Wild Car by E.Bouncer"
I hop and when I hop I never get out of the car, it's my curse, my eternal curse I want to take the belt off but I cant! it's my curse It's my Beeping Curse I WANT TO TAKE THE BELT OFF... PLEEEAAASSSEEEE TAKE IT OFF PLEEAAAHEHEHEASE!!!


~We all make choices, but in th end our choices make us~

[Gingerbeard]

granted, the money is monopoly money. So when the poor african kids get your fake money, they get a witch doctor to place horrible curses on you and your family.

I wish It were 62 degrees Fahrenheit where I live.

[thesuperjman]

granted, but only for a few seconds because I

wish it was -20 degrees Farenheit where Gingerbeard is.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but he is wearing a giganitc sweater and is not cold.

(Oh my gosh, E.Bounce, you made me laugh so hard. :D) I wish that E.Bounce wouldn't be cursed, but the starving children still hated him... :)

[E.Bouncer]

(Oh my gosh, E.Bounce, you made me laugh so hard. :D) I wish that E.Bounce wouldn't be cursed, but the starving children still hated him... :)


!!!!!! YOU...GAH!!...I...WHY!... -continues shouting incoherently-


WHYHYHYHYHY!!! It was Finished It might not have been a happy ending but it was finished all the same! and you BRING IT BACK!!! I WILL NEVER BE RID OF THIS CURSE WILL I! (I mean your one Bioshocking not the witchdoctor) :D

grrr but in the end I still have to grant your curse... I mean wish so here goes, Granted but then they come onto this forum (they all got comps remember) and see the aweful things you have done so they hate the both of us now:p

now Bioshocking123 "would you kindly" never bring up those poor kids again!!!

lol I wish I could get an i7 cpu (they look sooo good!)



~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

:p Oh my.... HAHAHAHAHA! :D Okay, okay, but here's the thing... My name's not Jack, boyo. Never was... Never will be... :)

Granted, but the starving children become entirely jealous of you, and they direct the hate they have for me, and move it to you.

I wish that I was back at Disneyland instead of school tomorrow...

[E.Bouncer]

-screams in rage and denial-

YOU CANnOT HELP YOURSELF CAN YOU!!!

:p

Granted but all the poor kids from africa follow you there (cause I paid for their trip and all food) and they follow you around all the time always making you feel bad until you want to take this curse off me and be done with it
-HINT HINT- :D

I wish I could be rid of this whole poor african kid thing!

-cries- you are ruining me!!!... ooh a 2 doller coin! -goes into a store and buys a drink- well that made me feel slightly better I guess I was just thirsty:rolleyes:


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

Alright, alright, shh. It's okay, I'll stop hurting your mind. :)
Granted, but now the starving children are now obese, due to all the Disneyland churros. They are happy, but look like the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. :)

I wish that E.Bouncer would buy me a soda.

[E.Bouncer]

:D I am sooooooo happy now I am FREEEEEEE!!!

granted I buy you a perfectly delicious soda... but now you have to buy me one too :p (didnt want to corrupt it too badly as you just set me free)

I wish... I wish... oh how embarrasing I have run out of wishes :o

oh wait I got one now, I wish I had ummm,eerrrrr I wish I had some money (between a little bit and alot):D


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Puddle]

Sure, but the starving kids buy nukes and blow up you and Bioshocking's cities because you spammed a whole page on this forum.

I wish I owned a gigantic movie theater.

[BioShock Freak]

Mari!!! why why WHYHYHYHY!!! would you encourage this!... Madnesss!

-starts recording Audio Diary-
"The Wild Car by E.Bouncer"
I hop and when I hop I never get out of the car, it's my curse, my eternal curse I want to take the belt off but I cant! it's my curse It's my Beeping Curse I WANT TO TAKE THE BELT OFF... PLEEEAAASSSEEEE TAKE IT OFF PLEEAAAHEHEHEASE!!!
LOL! That's hilarious! :D And sorry, but this is way too funny! :p

granted, the money is monopoly money. So when the poor african kids get your fake money, they get a witch doctor to place horrible curses on you and your family.
LOL! Good one. :D

Sure, but the starving kids buy nukes and blow up you and Bioshocking's cities because you spammed a whole page on this forum.

I wish I owned a gigantic movie theater.
LOL!

Granted! But it only plays the reject movies that noone likes watching and you make no profit. :(

I wish I could have some of my delicious cake already! :D

~Mari.

[E.Bouncer]

!!!:eek: !!!:eek: !!! ok is everyone finished torturing me now, are you all done? I have been beaten to within an inch of my (minds) life so are you all done with those poor kids? ;)


Granted and the cake is not a lie but it is a fake!:D


I wish I had a fund to help all endangered animals (oh gawd here we go again!... but maybe not, there is still a ray of hope):p

ok I need to go see my psychiatrist about a problem I have that whenever I close my eyes I see angry little African kids who are really poor... I wooonder why?
-looks at Bioshocking accusingly-

ooh my head hurts... I need some sunglasses :cool:



~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

:p
E.Bounce, your wish to open another can of worms is my command. Kiss your ray of light goodbye.
Granted, but you get the money from animal shelters around the world. Not only do millions lose their jobs, but cats and dogs are sent into the street, hopless and alone. They die, alone, with nobody to save them, careless citizens ignoring their cries for help because they are so happy with the California Condors and Gorrila's survival rather than Fido and Snowball.

I wish that E.Bouncer's mind would stop hurting. :)

[thesuperjman]

granted, but he pain transfers to you ten-fold.

i wish i had a thousand dollar Swell gift card.

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

granted, but he pain transfers to you ten-fold.

i wish i had a thousand dollar Swell gift card.

granted, but the place closes down. i wish i had umm... a cheseburger! a nice, non killer, fire proff, resistance to mutation and resistance to dirt!......and nobody can steal it from me. (so bioshocking or elite bouncer cant steal it) oh and with french fries! :D

[E.Bouncer]

granted but when the serving person passes it to you they drop it in a conveniently placed sink that is full of soap:p

@ Bioshocking123 your always gonna find a way to torment me arn't ya:D well it is time for me to spend another weak trying to get those poor animals outta my head (at least the poor kids are gone)

I wish I had a fund to help and save all (and I mean ALL) animals, and the money is obtained legally and does not leave me bankrupt or without enough money.


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

(Of course I can. :D)
Granted, but the money has to come from somewhere, and it comes directly from the lower middle class families who are struggling, and they lose EVERYTHING. Houses, medical insurance, food, clothes...

I wish that I could have 20$ right now.

[BioShock Freak]

Granted! But you lose them on your way to the store. :(

I wish I had a nice ice-cold soda! :D

~Mari.

[Spliced Big Daddy]

granted! but you spill it on your best shirt.
I wish I had Killzone 2

[E.Bouncer]

Granted you now have A kill zone class 2 ticket so now you can have fun fighting to the death in a competition never before heard of on this earth (oh and you have no choice you have to go it is a contract when you wish for it!) :rolleyes:

oh for Crying out loud maybe! I should just stop trying to help the world cause whenever I do... Bioshocking123 is there to torment me, make me doubt myself, make me doubt the world, make me doubt Sander Cohen... oh wait I already doubted him And for good reason! his latest play was Terrible! he really does need Katfather to help him with those plays:D


I wish I could go to Egypt to see the Great pyramid of Giza and the sphinx... for those who dont kno Egypt is in Africa it is not it's own country! just had to clear that point up as I have had quite a bit of trouble with people thinking egypt is it's own country.

P.s Bioshocking123 if you want my brain to stop crying out in pain then why dont you stop tormenting me as I am sure that would work better then wishing for it... just a thought;)

~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us!

[LookBehindU]

http://www.mytravelguide.com/g/maps/North-Africa-map.gif

Egypt is its own country and Africa is NOT a country Ms.Palin

granted, go to egypt and get eaten by a mummy

i wish for a snow day tommorow (its supposed to snow tonight where i am)

[Asherah]

Granted but your entire house is cover in snow and you're trap.

I wish I could go to Ireland.

[Gingerbeard]

granted, you get taken captive by the IRA and are held for ransom.

I wish the voices in my head would learn some damn English
kidding^

[Asherah]

Granted but they speak English with a funny accent that just drives you even more crazy.

I wish I could stay home tomorrow.

[E.Bouncer]

Granted, Armed thiefs have taken you hostage in your own home so now you cant leave! :D


I wish I had a nice juicy apple (not to eat just to look at)


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

(E.Bounce... Guess who's baaaaack... ;))
Granted, you can look at it, but the apple has elipsy-inducing surface, and the flashing colors overload your brain and you die.
How did I turn an apple into your death? Yes, I am just that good. lol :p (E.Bounce, you are so fun to mess with...)

I wish that E.Bouncer didn't just hypothetically die. :)

[Katfather]

I wish I could go to Egypt to see the Great pyramid of Giza and the sphinx... for those who dont kno Egypt is in Africa it is not it's own country! just had to clear that point up as I have had quite a bit of trouble with people thinking egypt is it's own country.

QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LookBehindU;394501]http://www.mytravelguide.com/g/maps/North-Africa-map.gif

Egypt is its own country and Africa is NOT a country Ms.Palin




Ok, I can't do two quotes, so I put them together myself on my computer. Forgive me, but I HAVE to be teacher and get this straight:

Africa is not a nation, nor a country. Africa is a Continent, and Egypt is one of the countries or nations in it. It's own country, but part of Africa, no matter how much some people in it don't want to be thought of as such. (it's like Mexico is in North America, like Canada, thier own nations, and you could say they're both 'American', but the proper thing to call them is 'North Americans" (then run like hell). You could call an Egyptian an African, but the term would make many of them angry (believe it or not). Oh and yes, it IS proper to call us just Americans. Why? Because we're from the only nation on earth that actually has "America" in our country's name, despite all the nations in Middle and South America.
By the way, don't feel bad.. Drew Carey on "Whose line " once refered to Africa as a country, and they roasted him about that for weeks..

[E.Bouncer]

(E.Bounce... Guess who's baaaaack... ;))
Granted, you can look at it, but the apple has elipsy-inducing surface, and the flashing colors overload your brain and you die.
How did I turn an apple into your death? Yes, I am just that good. lol :p (E.Bounce, you are so fun to mess with...)

I wish that E.Bouncer didn't just hypothetically die. :)

Granted, I really die... -!!!- WAIT! what? NO! I dont wanna corrupt it like that! that really bad mojo for me then!... oooh bad mojo. let me try again! (wow I almost killed myself then) ummm Granted I did not just "hypothetically" die because the apple had a special property that restores any who are holding it to full health, and because I did not "hypothetically" die I can run away from you and never talk to you again... ever... for the rest of time...:p and you also trip over and fall into some mud, and then I trip over and fall into some mud, and then KatFather trips over and falls into some mud, and then Mari comes over and bans us all because of all the "hypothetical" mud on the forums:D

OH NOOOOS!!!! -sob- not again!... ouch, my sanity iz leaving meez:p



[quote=E.Bouncer;394496]
I wish I could go to Egypt to see the Great pyramid of Giza and the sphinx... for those who dont kno Egypt is in Africa it is not it's own country! just had to clear that point up as I have had quite a bit of trouble with people thinking egypt is it's own country.
QUOTE]




Ok, I can't do two quotes, so I put them together myself on my computer. Forgive me, but I HAVE to be teacher and get this straight:

Africa is not a nation, nor a country. Africa is a Continent, and Egypt is one of the countries or nations in it. It's own country, but part of Africa, no matter how much some people in it don't want to be thought of as such. (it's like Mexico is in North America, like Canada, thier own nations, and you could say they're both 'American', but the proper thing to call them is 'North Americans" (then run like hell). You could call an Egyptian an African, but the term would make many of them angry (believe it or not). Oh and yes, it IS proper to call us just Americans. Why? Because we're from the only nation on earth that actually has "America" in our country's name, despite all the nations in Middle and South America.
By the way, don't feel bad.. Drew Carey on "Whose line " once refered to Africa as a country, and they roasted him about that for weeks..

okay thank you for that information and please! dont give me a detention! -ducks an incoming projectile- now unless you are here to make a wish (I really wish you would) then you better get out... ooh I can just imagine the type of chaos you would bring here, in fact I think it is better if you stay out then cmon cmon do it! you know you want to corrupt someones wish so just do it already!


hmmm seems I still have to make my wish then... okay here it goes I wish I had a treaty with Bioshocking123 so that she does not keep obliterating my sanity...I'm a little teacup short and spout... NO I AM NOT! NO I AM NOT! NO I AM NOT!!! STOP MESSING WITH MEEEEE!!!:p

~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

^
Wow. E.Bounce, you are starting to sound like Katfather a bit in that rave... Perhaps it is because many years ago (when dinosaurs and Chuck Norris roamed the earth) Katfather was similary provoked in a cave-wall forum by some girl who is eerily similar to me... Hmm. It could've happened.
Granted. I'll write that treaty... Now.

This treaty, under the supervision of 2K forums states the user Bioshocking123 will not tease, provoke, or in any other way damage the mental health of user E.Bouncer. This treaty extends to all of 2K, their forums, and their Private Messages. Note: This message in every way, shape and form is a complete and utter lie. Bioshocking123 in no way is prepared to end her destruction of E.Bouncer's sanity. Have a nice day.
:)

I wish that E.Bouncer would higlight this message from the beginning to the smiley face.

[thesuperjman]

lol your editing reason^^^

granted but you two begin to hate each other s much that you hire contract killers so you dont technically violate your terms.

i wish i had my copy of fallout 3

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

granted, but your xbox gets red ring of death.. (or your pc gets broken..)

i wish i get some coldstone ice cream! :D

[Gingerbeard]

granted, you manage to even get their new flavor: fungal turd

I wish someone would make me a nice photoshop picture of the fungal turd ice cream.

[Bioshocking123]

(lol, AIW, Coldstone. Yesss... :D)
Granted, but you stole it... From a hobo... ;)

I wish that my dad wasn't mad at me for calling him out on not doing anything about my little sister calling me the B word. :rolleyes:

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

granted, but you get grounded...
(lol did she really call you that?)

i wish that hobo never stole my ice cream :D

[E.Bouncer]

Granted Bill Gates steals it instead :D


I wish that I could figure out how to get my photoshopped image into a smaller size so I can have it as an avatar! (Mari your good with this stuff could you PM me on how to do it?)

ah it is soo nice to not be mentally asaulted anymore (it leaves me more time to look for that elusive thing they call "Sanity" yeeeesss I have it too (but it got away thanks to Bioshocking but now all that has stopped)


Wow. E.Bounce, you are starting to sound like Katfather a bit in that rave... Perhaps it is because many years ago (when dinosaurs and Chuck Norris roamed the earth) Katfather was similary provoked in a cave-wall forum by some girl who is eerily similar to me... Hmm. It could've happened.

WHAT! well I am pretty sure chuck norris was BEFORE the dinosaurs not after :p hmmm I guess I sound like Katfather now because I have only just clung on to my sanity with my talons... err I mean fingers and anyway It makes no Difference whether I like IceCream or not!, wait what was I yelling about again? never mind! I iz looking for my sanity now so bye bye:D



~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

Hey, E.Bounce, you had your hand on the great chain of opening the door to your insanity... I only helped. Haha... Talons... Love that word. Anyway, it looks like Katfather now has an apprentice. ;)

Granted, you become great at making avatars. So great, that everybody in teh interwebz (bad spelling... on purpose... :)) is making you make them an avatar.

I wish that someone could invent a gigantic cupcake...

[BioShock Freak]

I wish that I could figure out how to get my photoshopped image into a smaller size so I can have it as an avatar! (Mari your good with this stuff could you PM me on how to do it?)
PM me and let me know what you wanna know. :)

Hey, E.Bounce, you had your hand on the great chain of opening the door to your insanity... I only helped. Haha... Talons... Love that word. Anyway, it looks like Katfather now has an apprentice. ;)

Granted, you become great at making avatars. So great, that everybody in teh interwebz (bad spelling... on purpose... :)) is making you make them an avatar.

I wish that someone could invent a gigantic cupcake...
Granted! But it tastes like poopy. :( LOL!

I wish I could find a job already! :D (Freaking economy. :mad:)

~Mari.

[Katfather]

Granted. Sadly though, your job is to be a test study to study people out of work. They'd pay you, but that would ruin the whole study..

I'm seeing my name kicked around a lot, and all i can say is "Ohhhh...ahhhh.. do it again...." no, wait a moment, I hit the wrong keys..

By the way bounce, did you read the fine print on that treaty Bioshocky wrote you? Interesting.. Especially the part that begans ' Breakfast in bed on Sundays shall.."

I wish I could get together with all of you and take a big picture of you all together.. ( I need a new dartboard..)

Chuck Norris and I are NOT the same age (and ignore that dinosaur behind the curtain..)

[thesuperjman]

granted but then we'll all know who you are. something you seem to have been avoiding.

i wish that i wont have school tomorrow (i keep it simple).

[E.Bouncer]

@ Bioshocking123 I Iz not ones apprentiz! And I only had my hand on the great chain I was not paying attention until I got dragged along into those fiery depths of insanity! yeess I had my hand on the great chain, but you were all there too tugging harder then me! and I had no choice but to go along with it as no "one" can resist the great chain... oh damn you made me drop my Coke stoopid Great chain and its duum coke spillingness!

And as for that reference of a talon it was a simple slip of the tongue I did not mean to divulge any facts about myself -hides behind a curtain- and no I do not have a tail, or wings or talons, or dangerously sharp teeth, or the ability to breath fire at will! uh it is just heart-burn... yea constant never ending heart-burn :D



PM me and let me know what you wanna know. :)

~Mari.

thanks I have only just recently finished it so I will PM the link for the pic I made as well as what I need to kno soon (just gotta upload it to photoBucket:rolleyes: )


granted but then we'll all know who you are. something you seem to have been avoiding.

i wish that i wont have school tomorrow (i keep it simple).

granted but on the way there you accidently fall into a wormhole and get sucked into another dimension where you begin an epic quest in order to save a civilization from total destruction but during the events you die and then you wake up back at school having reallised you only tripped over a cake...BUT THE CAKE IS A LIIIIEEEEE!!!!

you may like to keep it simple but it is nearly impossible to do if you ask for it to be kept simple! (think of reverse-psychology)


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Puddle]

I wish I could lock Bioshocking123 and E. Bouncer into a nice, dark room, with a nice little vent where I accidently spill some mustard gas.

(Is he kidding?)
:eek: :p :cool: :eek:

[E.Bouncer]

I wish I could lock Bioshocking123 and E. Bouncer into a nice, dark room, with a nice little vent where I accidently spill some mustard gas.

(Is he kidding?)
:eek: :p :cool: :eek:


(yes I am kidding)

srry about thatz But I got to talk to a friend recently who I havnt seen in about 4 years... a really good friend who found out that I am pretty much obsessed with dragons (not sea serpents tho) so he has a habit of calling me "dragon"

Granted but we escape and lock you in there instead... enjoy your mustard gas!:D

I wish enough people will go to this Tafe course so it does not get canncelled! (it is IT cert 2) yayz I iz gettin mah edumacationz!:D


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[thesuperjman]

granted, but you'll never be allowed to leave it. (idk what tafe is so thats the best i could do)

i wish that we'll have a big party when i becaome an uber member which i jst realised is coming up very quickly.

[Bioshocking123]

... Oh wow, things sure got crazy in the last 16 hours in my absence... Wow.

(congrats on you almost Uber-nisim!)
Granted, but the party doesn't go over well. E.Bounce and Katfather get into a fight over who is the silliest person in the forum, Puddle and Doc think up more ideas for word games which get shut down by Atlas, Mari is on the ceiling, AIW is eating your Uber member cake, Asherah tells everybody that is it a lie, Cohen's Masterpiece starts throwing moltov cocktails, and LeCount and I have one too many rootbeers and end up siging Britney Spears kareoke.

Still, it sounds like a fun party... :p

I wish that I didn't have kickboxing tonight (I am really tired). :)

[LeCount]

Granted but instead you have to run a marathon in under five minutes or the world will explode.

I wish That that party would actually happen XD

[Bioshocking123]

Hahaha. Yes. Granted, but... The cake really was a lie.

I wish that I had a cake... that is not a lie. :)

[Asherah]

Granted but the cake is posioned and you ate it all.

I wish I could have some nice, un-posioned cake myself.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but your cake is a lie. Deal with it. :D

I wish that Asherah would stop hurting our cakes...

[LeCount]

Granted, but then she reveals she is the axe-murderer

I wish we would stop making clever PORTAL references

[Bioshocking123]

(Oh noes, the axe-murderer mystery begins again)
Granted, but we still make the cake reference.

I wish that I wouldn't be pummeled for saying that I have never played Portal. :)
Ooh, cake.

[Asherah]

Granted but only because I force you to play it at axe-point........ um, that's just a figure of speech, I don't even own an axe. :o

I wish I could have a snowcone.

[LeCount]

Granted, but it is made from the "lemon" flavor

I wish we knew who the axe-murderer really was (Asherah;) )

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but the truth scars us all horribly. HORRIBLY. :)
(:pI bet it's Katfather... All the signs are there...)
I wish that more people would find my secret messages in my posts... For instance, there is one right above this paragraph... :D

[Gingerbeard]

granted, everyone makes references to korean remakes of American sitcoms, which you dont get and therefore feel left out and unwanted.

I wish I knew how to read.

EDIT: wow I guess I type slow or something ^
granted, everyone reads your secret messages, hates them and give you bad rep

[Bioshocking123]

(S' okay, as I say to E.Bounce: I have typing skills :] )
Granted, but you become blind.

I wish that I had a new iPod. :)

[LeCount]

Granted, but it breaks 5 minutes after the unpackage it.

I wish I had a cookie:D

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

Granted, but it breaks 5 minutes after the unpackage it.

I wish I had a cookie:D

granted, but i snatch it away and eat it! :D i wish bill gates never stole my ice cream and no one cant steal it :D

[BioShock Freak]

Granted, but now it's melted and is running down your hand and arm. Lol.

I wish I had an ice-cold soda! :D

~Mari.

[Gingerbeard]

granted, the soda's flat and the can is full of holes

I wish I had read that book Im supposed to read for US History

[Rapture_Cult_Bouncer431]

granted but you dont remember anything you read and you have to read it again :D

i wish i had a hummer (H2 not the crappy H3)

[E.Bouncer]

Granted it is a little toy replica worth about $5... enjoy:D




(S' okay, as I say to E.Bounce: I have typing skills :] )


that you do Bioshocking123, I guess I found out the extremely painful, mentally destroying, life ruining way:p

(oh and for the record of that party, I am the sillier one not Katfather) Mwuhahahahahaha! -cough cough- Mwuhahahaha etc. etc. etc.

I wish I had some cough lollies (mah throat iz too sores to speak saiz I)


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[thesuperjman]

(lol bioshocking i like how you ruined my last wish with the party)

granted but you choke on them and die. :O

i wish i could sleep into tomorrow

[Bioshocking123]

(All in a day's work :D)
Granted, but you never wake up, you end up like Sleeping Beauty... Good luck finding your prince... (Oh! Buuuuurrrrrnnnnn :p)

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

[E.Bouncer]

What are you all waiting for me to Grant this wish!... grrrrr fine:p


granted you become the complete opposite and act without thought all the time that you buy too many shares of 2K, take over the creation of Bioshock 2 and completely ruin the game so now you have a large angry mob chasing you down:p

I wish I had a time machine so that I can go back in time and stop you from making that wish and then I can get back without Bioshocking123 or I being killed or hurt in the process


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

(... I think I have officially broken E.Bouncer's sanity... :confused:)
Granted, but that creates a pardox, and you and I get sucked into a black hole.

I wish that E.Bouncer would go back being sane... :p

[E.Bouncer]

(lol you cant break what was never there, unless the breakage is a hypothetical one which then If I was hypothetically sane I am now hypothetically insane):p just kidding


Granted I am now fully sane... and very boring so now whenever you try to annoy, mentally destroy, or communicate with me in any way it is no longer fun and you end up very bored because no one else reacts to your mental attacks the way I did :D


I wish I had a nice boring movie to watch, followed by a nice boring book, followed by a nice boring dinner. :rolleyes:


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but then a meteor crashes through your house, and a little green alien named Bob scurries out of it, and you and him go on fabulous adventures through time and space to overthrow the evil overlord!

I wish E.Bouncer was back to HIS normal self... lol :D

[Puddle]

(All in a day's work :D)
Granted, but you never wake up, you end up like Sleeping Beauty... Good luck finding your prince... (Oh! Buuuuurrrrrnnnnn :p)
("Acoustic" Voice) OAAAAH! NO SHE DI'INT!

Now for your wish... I sense a double whammy.

Sure, now if only E. Bouncer's normal self was better than how he is now. (Put him in bubble wrap, Styrofoam, a box filled with shag carpeting, and give him a ticket to asylum in Germany. Good for all of us.)
...Wait. What's that whale doing on that plane? And why does it say E. Bouncer luvvs Bioshocking123?

I wish I had a disco globe.

[Bioshocking123]

What, I can't have a friend who is a guy without being accused of being infatuated with him? Uncool Puddle, I have half a mind to mop you up. ;)
XD
Oh, the humor. Wait until E.Bounce sees that.

Granted, but as you are busting out you disco moves, it falls onto your head. The shards of glass dig into your neck, but you don't die, doctors are astounded at the x-rays, if they try to shift or remove any part of the dico ball, you would slice your artery and DIE.
Have fun with your shiny new helmet. :)

I wish that Puddle would explain why there was a whale on the hypothetical plane... :confused:

[LookBehindU]

granted, because he already had enough of the mother-****ing snakes on the mother-****ing plane. so now we have a mother-****ing whale on this mother-****ing plane!

I wish I could find a bootleg of "Taken" to watch online

[LeCount]

Granted, but it is in spanish and mostly static.

I wish I had $50.

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, in pennies.

I wish that today was Friday, instead of Saturday.

[E.Bouncer]

granted it is Friday 11:59 PM (enjoy your one extra minute of friday):p



("Acoustic" Voice) OAAAAH! NO SHE DI'INT!

Now for your wish... I sense a double whammy.

Sure, now if only E. Bouncer's normal self was better than how he is now. (Put him in bubble wrap, Styrofoam, a box filled with shag carpeting, and give him a ticket to asylum in Germany. Good for all of us.)
...Wait. What's that whale doing on that plane? And why does it say E. Bouncer luvvs Bioshocking123?

I wish I had a disco globe.


What, I can't have a friend who is a guy without being accused of being infatuated with him? Uncool Puddle, I have half a mind to mop you up. ;)
XD
Oh, the humor. Wait until E.Bounce sees that.

Granted, but as you are busting out you disco moves, it falls onto your head. The shards of glass dig into your neck, but you don't die, doctors are astounded at the x-rays, if they try to shift or remove any part of the dico ball, you would slice your artery and DIE.
Have fun with your shiny new helmet. :)

I wish that Puddle would explain why there was a whale on the hypothetical plane... :confused:


HAHAHA! ^dats hilarious:D all that.

@ puddle I say the same thing as Bioshocking (just change the genders) oh and I do not have half a mind to mop you up... I have a half a mind to burn you to a crisp:p


I wish I could get one of those BD figurines (I never got one):( , as well as a LS figurine


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but the BD's drill breaks off in shipping... :(

I wish that E.Bounce would explain his avatar... :D

[E.Bouncer]

Lolz Granted I explain it in complex philosifical and scientific terms which you do not understand:p

now srsly:
yea about that... well I was kinda bored with the simple smiley face I had so I though I would photoshop it, and of course Bioshock got thrown in the mix. The fire background was a complete accident, my sister came in and pushed a heap of buttons so when I came in she had stuck it in good which then I tried to fix it up as best I could without deleting it and restarting. But I iz still looking for a new avatar, perhaps one that is based on the game I am playing -evil laugh- :D


I wish I could figure out why ALMA is soo evil ;)


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

*tilts head to side*
ALMA? WTF? :confused:
Uh, it's because they don't want to share their cupcakes??? :confused:

I wish that E.Bounce would be turned into a carrot. I'm hungry, and want somthing healthy to eat... :D

[E.Bouncer]

-sigh- you have not played F.E.A.R have you? well all I can say is look it up on da net and see for yourself, oh and one more thing, if you scare easily then do not get F.E.A.R (it iz scary as hell!):D

ummm Granted but I give you food poisoning when you eat me, and you vomit me back up so now I am a carroty mush:eek: ... errr that didnt work out too well for anyone:p

I wish I was back to my normal self and not a vomited carroty mush


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

Hahaha. That made me spit out the water I was drinking. I should most likely get a sponge... Or a bucket... :rolleyes:

Granted, now you are a non-poisonous, delicious cupcake. GET OVA' HERE I'M HUNGRY! :p

I wish that E.Bouncer would incorperate the word "shabam" into every one of his posts for the rest of the day. :)

[BioShock Freak]

Granted! But it gets so annoying he ends up getting banned. :(
(LOL!)

I wish my BFFF was online so I can talk to him. :(

~Mari.

[Cohen's Masterpiece]

granted, uh-oh he got a brain injury and became a total jerk!!! :eek:

i wish my Fallout 3 copy wasn't totally buggy :mad:

[Gingerbeard]

granted, you play it for 13 straight hours and it melts ruining both your disk and your xbox/computer/ps3.

I wish I didnt have to pay for the fallout expansion things, and that I would be able to download them, and that my xbox/disk would not melt or break.

[ATLAS IS WATCHING]

granted, you play it for 13 straight hours and it melts ruining both your disk and your xbox/computer/ps3.

I wish I didnt have to pay for the fallout expansion things, and that I would be able to download them, and that my xbox/disk would not melt or break.

granted, but you dont have any room in your hardrive for it. i wish my little brother could stop annoying me! :mad:

[Puddle]

Granted. But now you love him, and looking at him gives you a migraine.

I wish Bioshocking123 and E. Bouncer had wings on their shoes, so I could lock them in a room and watch them float upside down.
:p

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but our winged minions come and peck your eyes out for locking us in a room.

I wish that Puddle would fall into a ditch and break his legs. :)

[E.Bouncer]

granted but he sues you for compensation for medical bills


I wish Bioshocking123 could succesfully counter sue puddle for damages to our shoes, and our heads (all the blood rushing to them when up-side down):p


~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but Puddle loses all his money and becomes a hobo. :)

I wish that I was watching the superbowl instead of being on my laptop, listening to music and talking to you fine people. Wait, I have it great... Whatever, it was the first thing that I thought of, and I always stick with my first impression. (ooh look, cake) :confused:

[E.Bouncer]

uhhh granted you are now watching the superbowl but it is an extremely slow game and you are sitting there bored and then you reach for that cake... but THE CAKE IS A LIE!!! srry could not resist:D


I wish that whenever I see a cake I can resist the thought that it is a lie:rolleyes:



~We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us~

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but now you think air is a lie, so you suffacate. D:

I wish that E.Bounce had a brown paper bag to breathe into...

[Atlas.]

Granted, he breathes into it for so long that the bag runs out of air and he passes out due to lack of oxygen


I wish that my four leaf clovers would actually bring me some good luck...

[Asherah]

Granted but than a wind blows them all away.

I wish I could visit Mars.

[Gingerbeard]

granted, oxygen tanks will not be provided.

I wish my wishes were the best wishes in the history of wishing

[Bioshocking123]

Granted, but you make us all so jealous. :( So we form a mob... And kill you. :)

I wish that I didn't just throw up. :(